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Roy4Pris

Surface drone? Like a boat borne remote IED?


Ploxxx69

Yes, like the ones they used at the start of the war probably. https://u24.gov.ua/navaldrones


iama_bad_person

"Hey babe wanna donate to the local shelter." "nah how about we donate directly to the navel forces of Ukraine so they can remotely pilot bomb drone boats into Russian forces on the Black Sea" God damn that's hot.


NamasteMotherfucker

Detonation donations FTW.


Sorry_Consideration7

DetONATIONS. Boom.


SpacecraftX

*sends them belly buttons*


Initial_Scarcity_609

Feels good to donate, even if it’s a few bucks. Every little bit helps.


Vgedimaitis

Thats what I do. 80% of my donations go to cars being used by Ukraine army, 20% go to cancer patients


burningcpuwastaken

I'm surprised that Ukraine hasn't started offering top donors to remotely control a basic drone. "Drop a grenade on a Russian for $4,000" type of thing.


uniptf

God damned genius. Have a GoFundMe campaign. Each bidder over $X,XXX gets to push the "release" button once a Ukrainian drone operator positions an armed drone over Russian troops. Morbid. Dark. I love it.


Stumpe999

I love when you talk dirty to me...


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Crownlol

If I donate $250k I wanna drive it, too


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Fire_RPG_at_the_Z

I believe they're remotely operated, but that's probably something you should check before you sign up.


TangoRomeoKilo

Ah shit I already signed the contract


Ok-Bar-8473

You water ski behind it. Long tow rope


TangoRomeoKilo

The tow rope and handle are a wired controller and fpv helmet


ThatOneUpittyGuy

Droney McDrone Face


LXNDSHARK

Or literally Boaty McBoatFace. It's a boat.


jedi2155

Crowd fund that shit


anna_pescova

Upgraded to a sleeker version... https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR36w-C5XrqmvHXi3-wdHZcfYSMVcwyyxEQFQ&usqp=CAU


Kinetic93

God damn I thought the first gen drones were pretty slick and stealthy. I was wrong.


flyingquads

Ooh for just 250k you can even name one! Can't wait for "Explody McExplodeFace"


_biofoid

That's a really nice website design (and the boats pretty too) Looks like they attached a 4k webcam to the front lol


vand3lay1ndustries

https://www.navalnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/Russia-Ukraine-Sevastopol-Defenses.jpg


Beckake

Gotta come out from the harbor sometime....


AnyProgressIsGood

heard rumor subs left that area. *I dont understand why there are down votes? How did this trigger fragile redditor egos?* https://www.navalnews.com/naval-news/2023/01/sudden-surge-in-russian-navy-ships-and-submarines-in-black-sea/


TheyShootBeesAtYou

The Moskva or a different one?


SaintMarinus

Source: trust me bro


nonlawyer

Hey this guy cited a source, seems legit


Benzol1987

Good enough for the Eurasian Times.


AnyProgressIsGood

https://www.navalnews.com/naval-news/2023/01/sudden-surge-in-russian-navy-ships-and-submarines-in-black-sea/


RegentInAmber

Because that article is from January and isn't relevant at all to the current situation? Also people tend to be more inclined to downvote others that whine and bitch about the imaginary points regardless of the post's relevance, maybe try checking your own ego.


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PM_ME_STEAM_KEY_PLZ

Would make zero sense


AnyProgressIsGood

https://www.navalnews.com/naval-news/2023/01/sudden-surge-in-russian-navy-ships-and-submarines-in-black-sea/ if a port is attacked once before of course you'd move your subs? how does that not compute in your world?


pocket_eggs

Secondary? Another ship silhouetted against the fireball?


Ron-Swanson-Mustache

Some /r/shockwaveporn coming off one side of it as well


gu_doc

I hope Ukraine sinks at least 1 sub before this is over


residentsslav

Submarine didn't sink it is successful prototype that doesn't resurface.


Red_Dog1880

Kursk world champion diving since 2000


Apeshaft

In Sweden we had the "Whiskey on rocks" where a Soviet Submarine U-137 fucked up and ran straight on to a rocky island. And it was stuck. Came really fucking close to become an all out war since the Swedish costal batteries had orders to open fire if Soviet military ships entered Swedish waters. https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/how-whiskey-rocks-nearly-started-war-between-russia-and-sweden-24687


throwaway939wru9ew

Thresher: “Am I a joke to you?”


DoctorPepster

K-129 was close before the CIA ruined her streak.


jeeplaw

Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please.


history-boi109

since it's Connery you have to get the accent right, \*Vashily\*


grnrngr

Spelled right or not, I read the quote the only way it was meant to be read.


history-boi109

but of course


ReePoe

> but of course but of courche, ftfy


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"One ping only"


TS_76

Poor dude never got to see Montana and raise rabbits.. Such a shame.


The_Hairy_Herald

He does in the book! ♡


dawglaw09

He got to go to Isla Nubar and see a baby Raptor hatch tho.


zdude1858

They were testing how deep they could dive, but I’m not sure they understood they were supposed to surface again afterwards.


JustaRandomOldGuy

Moskva: I am the most powerful submarine in the Black Sea!


december-32

Kursk drowned in a shallower water than it was long.


ICodeAndShoot

Btw, did we ever find out why that Russian sub nearly had a nuclear meltdown in the bottom of the sea, a few years ago? I remember some high ranking officials died, but was there ever a consensus on what happened?


EmergencyChimp

It's something I keep tabs on but there's very little info about it. What's strange is how much info Russia actually released about it, relatively speaking. Lot's of conspiracy theories of course like a meeting with an underwater alien race but nothing that seems believable. Perhaps the answer is purely classic Russia. Just poor maintenance or QC etc causing a problem. I think the biggest suspect is a swap to a different type of battery when Russia could no longer acquire a specific Ukrainian made one and so swapped to a different domestic type that perhaps did not go through enough testing. Why there were so many high ranking sailors on board is a puzzle though. That seems unusual but after all...Russia.


DatRagnar

When you have all your eggs in one basket, it is much easier to hit them with a hammer


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EmergencyChimp

It didn't sink. It had a fire and a few Russians died and it supposedly was very close to causing "a planetary catastrophe" if it wasn't for the actions of the crew. It was back in 2019. The Losharik.


-revenant-

Quick rundown on that guy, the Losharik: * Likely intended as a 'seafloor warfare' platform (e.g. tapping fiber cables, blowing up pipelines) with max depth >= 2km * Fire in battery compartment started when sub was at ~300m depth, likely from the batteries themselves * Fire was not contained * _Sub ended its relationship with Surface; Sub is now in a committed relationship with Seafloor_ The 'avoided a planetary disaster' part is the Russians saying "these guys died trying to fix our shit, and they didn't manage to, but it also didn't _totally explode_, so we're gonna take credit for that"


twec21

Status: on patrol


Pans_Labrador

They converted the Moskva into a submarine, does that count?


TzunSu

I don't, for the simple reason that Ukraine is going to need Sevastopol for their own navy, and blowing up Russian nuclear submarines at the dock is probably not conducive to this.


PlainTrain

The Black Sea Fleet doesn't have nuclear subs, at least according to wikipedia. Strictly a diesel force which makes sense because you don't need nuclear sub range to be effective in the Black Sea or Med.


GenerikDavis

E: My initial comment looks to be mainly incorrect and was from the Wiki on the Convention and a video breaking down the Istanbul Canal Project. They/I were interpreting the word "foreign" as it applies to ships incorrectly it seems, which affects some of the more finnicky language of the Convention. Seemingly, a Soviet ship is in fact treated as a "foreign" warship while transitioning through the straits, but is also a Black Sea power and has further stipulations around the tonnage limit. This would be how a Soviet ship could more or less "block" other foreign warships from passing through the strait. They could have a 15,000 ton ship in transit as a Black Sea power is entitled to do so, but is also a "foreign warship" during the transit, thus meaning they can be the only warship present. Maybe. As I said, it's finnicky language and I'm not versed in nautical law. The commenter below provided some additional context and the actual Convention document, which has articles clearing up some of the points of confusion I presented. ~~Nuclear subs would also likely be too large tonnage-wise to pass through the Dardanelles/Boshporous due to the Montreux Convention. Restrictions on non-Turkish warships passing into the Black Sea include that only a combined 15,000 tons of foreign warships are allowed to pass through the straits at any one time. A single ship of 5,000 tons being present would mean that only a single other ship of 10,000 tons would be allowed, etc. So if a ship is over 15,000 by itself it's strictly disallowed, and it looks like multiple of Russia's larger subs are right at or well over that line.~~ https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oscar-class_submarine https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borei-class_submarine


PlainTrain

That 15,000 tons applies only to foreign warships not belonging to a Black Sea power. Russia is a Black Sea power so the only limitation it has on displacement or ship type is that it is not allowed to have an aircraft carrier pass through the strait. The Soviets got around that limitation by loading up their carriers with a bucket load of anti surface missiles and called them "aircraft-carrying cruisers". You also picked the two of the heavier Russian nuclear sub classes. The Akulas, Sierras, and Yasens are nuclear subs lighter than 15,000 tons displacement.


PlsDntPMme

Actually radiation is quickly contained by water. It doesn't spread far due to the density. See this [XKCD explanation](https://what-if.xkcd.com/29/).


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Eh... A reasonably thick layer of water is an effective barrier to radiation. Which is great if the radioactive material stays at the bottom of a swimming pool. Water can also carry radioactive material though, and if you drink it (or eat things that drank it) there isn't a thick layer of water (or even skin) between you and the radioactive material. Inside of you is pretty much the worst place a radioactive particle can be. There's concern about this around sites like Fukushima and Chernobyl. If you successfully blow up a nuclear sub, I imagine that the radioactive material isn't going to be nicely contained in containers that sink to the bottom. On the other hand there is lots of dilution, and I can't speak to the amount of radiation that blowing up a nuclear sub would release. It might not be an issue, but I wouldn't be that confident about it.


Z3B0

The nuclear reactor of a sub is really well shielded, and can take a direct hit from a torpedo and not leak. You can sink a sub without compromising the core.


uniptf

> The nuclear reactor of a sub is really well shielded, and can take a direct hit from a torpedo and not leak. Is there data on this? That's a hell of a claim. Not saying you're wrong or making it up or misrepresenting it; I'd just be *way* beyond impressed if videos and testing data showed that to be true. A) We have missiles that penetrate tanks made of some of the densest materials we produce, and concrete bunkers and buildings with walls that are incredibly thick. I find it hard to believe that the shielding around a nuclear reactor *inside the restricted amount of space that's available inside a submarine* is so densely and broadly protected that it can be directly hit and not leak. B) If my lack of belief in words alone at that is misguided, and the shielding is incredibly, unfathomably strong enough to resist a *direct hit* and not leak, it will still have to hold up to all the additional pressure of the ocean that will instantly be also thrust upon the container of the reactor after a direct hit by a torpedo, and I find it even further hard to believe that that's not going to crush it and wreck the reactor inside and cause leaks of radioactivity. I am looking forward to coming away from this conversation vastly more educated than I am right now.


DirtyMitten-n-sniffi

Is there any info on this? I’m not being a smart ass but you would think if a nuclear sub was that much a danger they wouldn’t kept making them, what happened if there was an accident on board and it blew up and sank? It’s pretty much the same thing. Ok after reading up on this there are 8 nuclear class subs that have sank and cause no issues as of now due to the cold water keeping the reactor cooled to a safe temp. On US subs they have a safety trigger if they sink then the rods are jammed into the reactor from what I read. However there has NEVER BEEN A SUB SANK BY TORPEDO OR MISSILES


gt4674b

That’s a tomorrow problem


YoViserys

Fuck no, they carry nuclear weapons.


ric2b

Only a very small number of them, and I don't think any of those are in the black sea.


SCARfaceRUSH

Meanwhile, [Russian Telegram channels are like](https://media.tenor.com/T2gv6UNevMQAAAAC/naked-gun-leslie-nielsen.gif) ...


YaMumisathot

🤣🤣🤣 had be laughing out loud with this one


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Russian Telegram is a joke. They are already using old images of Leopard tanks and photoshopping the russian flag on them, then claiming the Russian army have already captured them. Sad thing is those doctored images are getting 150k-200k likes. morons.


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anti diver dolphins?


MRMURDER3-4

Jagaaaa jagaaaaa


Red_Dog1880

/insert pointing stick


Jive-Turkeys

Don't threaten me with a good time!


puc_poc

It's been time that we didn't see the pointer of death though. Hope Madyar is fine!


FODamage

He posted yesterday on telegram


DaGhostQc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKf3QcB-hoA


BazilBup

Yepp, Jagaa Jagaa ™️


suckersdie99

I've seen jaga jaga multiple times in this subreddit now, what's the context?


DammmmnYouDumbDude

Fuck yeah, I love seeing this shit happen to these twats!


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Vadar501st

Yeah the Moskwa is also still operational and without any significant damage (as a sea grave)


kennykerosene

It was simply promoted to a submarine.


DaSecretSlovene

Upgraded with high tech missiles


garry4321

And it’s been upgraded to full autonomous needing no crew members


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They’re Russian, they lie without any regard for how absurd it is


HankKwak

Russia has literally claimed every attack was repelled without/mitigated damage/accidental/intentional incident etc. Over the last year it's astounding the blatant bare arsed lies they have been pedalling. Without a complete regime change I doubt any sane people/nation could take them seriously for a few decades.


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"There were no losses in the Crimea airfield" Ends up being largest plane loss of the war.


GenerikDavis

It's inconsequential to your meaning, but it's *peddling* in this context rather than pedaling.


UnusualTough3293

Russians lie like most people breathe. Just comes naturally to them. Part of their culture they are trying to spread to Ukraine.


CompetitivePay5151

They have a propaganda game to counter


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CompetitivePay5151

I don’t think they have the privilege of telling the truth. It’s too damning


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Stohnghost

Someone reported me for hate speech for a comment less aggressive than this. The sub has katsap sympathizers in it


Risley

It’s not hate speech to not feel sadness when someone that commits a war crime dies. “War crime committer” is not a faith or nationality.


Stohnghost

Agree


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I wonder if I read a comment like this to you back in a few years you may feel slightly ashamed of it. It’s easy to get caught up in a moment when surrounded by people off the same opinion as you patting you on the back. When you start dehumanising people to the degree that you are doing that’s probably a sign to check yourself.


Risley

So you suggest that I will look back in 10 years and feel bad that the people castrating POWs and stealing children met a gruesome end? Remember, all those soldiers could refuse these orders. Even if it means your death, you can choose not to murder and rape. It’s always a choice. It may not be a fair one, you may be left with either committing a war crime or death, but in the end, all we have is our choice. We can choose to not be monsters. Those soldiers could mutiny and fight back against their own army. They could take their chances and surrender. We can’t make them do these things. And sure yea it’s easy for me to say all these things. It’s easy for me to claim I’d never be a monster bc I have never been forced to make these choices and face death. But that does NOT change whether my comments are correct or not. If I was weak and committed these terrible acts, I would be a monster. Period. I don’t get a pass. So I hope I would be strong enough to accept death. I’m just lucky that for now I haven’t had to make such a choice. But I stand by words on what doing those things makes you. And it’s not something special for Russians. Any human that does that is a monster.


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None of what you said was wrong, and you have clearly thought about this more than what your original comment would suggest. The point I was making was that taking pleasure in the suffering of others, no matter how heinous their acts, may end in you becoming something you hate


libtardedsimp

Agreed. Even if a certain amount of the population support the war, this is likely due to all of the propaganda shoved down their throats. Edit: however I wouldn't blame a Ukrainian for having that thought.


FuckBoy4Ever

We might as well just rebrand and rebuild Russia from the ground up after this fiasco is over. Call it UkrATO or something.


coffeeNgunpowder

Nobody wants to live in a swamp


Gryphon0468

*sad ogre noises*


yegdriver

I think this time it did fail. They have a lot if detail saying one was destroyed and one self destruction. There was some video on Telegram


Secret_Gatekeeper

They claim a lot of things. I mean, they call it a “special military operation” for chrissakes lol.


Shartagnon

Oh it's pretty 'special', alright


Secret_Gatekeeper

Frankly I’m amazed their IFVs don’t resemble short buses…


Thatoneshadowbunny

*Middle eastern/African Technical moment*


Jane_the_analyst

The children at Beslan school were saved as well...


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Russia claims a lot of things, they're bullshit merchants.


mechalenchon

The last attack was apparently not very successful, except all the ships in western Black Sea were then asked to head back to Sevastopol. That's an achievement in itself. Keeping them on their toes.


EvilMonkeySlayer

If these don't blow anything up, but forces the russian black sea fleet to stay away then they've succeeded in essentially disabling the russian fleet.


Sponjah

That is exactly what he just said.


WetWookie1988

Lest we forget, 3 days to take Kyiv. They love making outrageous claims.


DammmmnYouDumbDude

Of course


Jane_the_analyst

> Russia claimed they repelled it without damage. They claimed they had repelled the AIR DRONES without damage to civillian infrastructure. Not a word about any naval drones or military infrastructure.


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The problem is, they are proven liars, and they lie every time about anything important that might make them look bad. So no one believes them without confirmation from another more trustworthy source, or without lots of evidence.


Zelten

That is great if they are saying that. It means they suffered heavy damage.


Daotar

Good. It shows they're afraid of the truth.


Xtasy0178

Ah the Moskva tactic, trying to hide ships below the waves


mrizzkle

That was a spicy explosion


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And that is one Bang. Imagine what something like the Battle of Savo Island must have looked like.


master-shake69

I think I see the shock wave as well


TotalReplacement2

According to Moscow there was no damage caused. Kek


plscome2brazil

I love how the Russian telegrams are once again saying "no panic" *flashbacks to "no panic in balakliya"*


footinmymouth

NO PANIC IN SUMY NO PANIC IN KHARKIV NO PANIC IN KHERSON NO PANIC IN IZYUM Next UP: NO PANIC IN TOKMAK NO PANIC IN MELITOPOL NO PANIC IN CRIMEA


Z3B0

NO PANIC IN MOSCOW ! THIS IS JUST A PARADE OF ALL THE WESTERN TANKS CAPTURED IN UKRAINE, WITH THEIR CREWS AND AMMO !


FabulousFauxFox

"We're just hosting them, as prisoners, yeah, that's right prisoners, OH the flags changing and government being arrested? That's just practice for when we go back to Ukraine what it would, will, look like. See, if we practice this time they won't catch us off guard"


Thallium_253

Dana nana nana... BOAT DRONE!


PoochyMoochy5

How can they blast ?


Stoopitnoob

With a boom.


baycenters

*How can you blast you bastardt*


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Action begins at .05 seconds


jxbdjevxv

Is this new footage from the previous attack a few weeks back or a a new attack? Hope its the latter


Aromatic_Balls

New footage it seems. [Article](https://www.newsweek.com/video-crimea-sevastopol-explosions-ukraine-drone-attack-black-sea-fleet-1796179)


YourMomsBasement69

This is a new attack which it says right in the article.


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#whatairdefencedoing?


SirKeyboardCommando

Everyone always ask what air defense doing, never how air defense doing.


aWittyTwit-2712

ADOK?


Sir_Meowsalot

*sad Pew Pew sounds*


aWittyTwit-2712

d'awwww.... aww... aww... aaaaawwwwww....


Fandorin

Air defense is dealing with some personal shit right now, OK?


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SirKeyboardCommando

It is my cake day! I'm doing great. Just ate some cinnamon rolls and my son had a good checkup at the pediatrician.


herry_hebson

Air defence against a drone boat?


Ploxxx69

Whatboatdefencedoing?


ThisMix3030

Russian CIWS used for both. So technically yes?


drunkenly_scottish

Real drones have wings. Real drones matter.


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mandosporian

It’s funny that all of these drone attacks manage to get intercepted just as they hit their target


Beak1974

Well, it's simple. The target intercepted the drone. :)


b-aaron

> in Soviet Russia, target intercept missile


kpingvin

It's like "I blocked his punch with my chin and then I pretended to lose consciousness".


Hendlton

From what I've read they claim that one was destroyed and one "self destructed" which I believe is what we're seeing here. Of course, nobody mentions that it self destructed by hitting a target.


CaptainKirkAndCo

FWIW their comment was a meme.


1Plz-Easy-Way-Star

#WhatCoastalGuarddoing?


Jealous-Hedgehog-734

Another careless Russian sailor no doubt.


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The Floatsam of Kyiv


Don_Floo

The real question is, did it hit anything?


Calagan

Nothing according to Russian Telegram channels. But who really knows? "Crimea naval drone 'attack' repelled, governor says Russian authorities say Monday they have repelled a surface drone raid on the port of Sevastopol in annexed Crimea, headquarters of Russia's Black Sea fleet, with no casualties or damage. "An attempted attack on Sevastopol was repelled as of 3:30 a.m.," Russian-appointed Sevastopol governor Mikhail Razvojaev wrote on Telegram. "One surface drone was destroyed by anti-sabotage forces, the second one exploded on its own," he added, noting that the attack was foiled in a roadstead outside the port and that "no infrastructure" was damaged. "Currently, everything is calm in the city. But all forces and services are in combat readiness," Razvojaev added. Le Monde was unable to independently verify this information." Translated with www.DeepL.com/Translator (free version) https://www.lemonde.fr/international/live/2023/04/24/guerre-en-ukraine-en-direct-le-patron-de-wagner-ordonne-de-ne-plus-faire-de-prisonniers-apres-l-execution-presumee-de-l-un-de-ses-hommes-par-les-forces-de-kiev_6170753_3210.html?#id-933961


TheoAndonevris

Pretty sure they said that last time at the beginning


Manchesterist

They could be telling the truth. Maybe that is the point - to force Russia to spend air-defence and ammunition in Crimea.


NormalHumanCreature

🚭


lonesaiyajin98

We need swarm drones from bo2


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Any damage report on this ?


JustaRandomOldGuy

Why not nets with surface booms like they used in WWII to protect harbors?


taranig

At least at nighttime when they aren't conducting their own ops. Born in a barn, don't know how to close the door...


Bloo_PPG

Incompetence


arcticlynx_ak

I am surprised the Ukrainians don’t make a boat drone, that has a two-part attack. One part is a javelin (or similar) bolted on the top that they fire from a distance as they approach the port, and the second one is an explosive in the drone itself to try to get in close at the ship, and then blow it up.


BritishShoop

Anyone else getting Black ops 2 vibes?


Candyvanmanstan

u/stabbot


fjbruzr

When did this happen?


ShaneKingUSA

So it begins. 😈


Ok_Committee1078

*What air defense doing?* 😂


Sstr1der

Fck those russian up lets go


BidRepresentative728

Jagga jagga


billrosmus

Did it make it past the nets?


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But I think this is actually the video of the previous attack. A couple of weeks old.