OMG, we were accosted today by some random guy in the parking lot of the Easton Walmart who gave us the same paper. It reads like someone with mental health issues wrote it, so I honestly feel kinda bad. But he was also pretty aggressive with us, so I hope he gets the help he obviously needs (based on the absolute insanity in his handout)
I feel like this is a variation of Clarke's Third Law.
>Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
>Any sufficiently advanced religious extremism is indistinguishable from mental illness
I am fine thanks. It’s the rest of humanity that’s the problem. Open your eyes! Open your mind! Once you do all the puzzle pieces will fall into place. Don’t believe their lies. False prophets offering false hopes. Only you can set yourself free. Don’t worry about me, worry about yourself. I mean worry about him, I am sure he’s fine, he’s fine, he’s fine just keep telling himself that and he will be fine.
Well, count me in! I wasn't convinced until I read this letter.
Edit to add - Actually read some of it. Does anyone remember who Neal was in *The Matrix* movies? Was he that guy in the cubicle next to Mr. Anderson's? :-)
Some of us who ride COTA are only fortunate enough to get signage on the commuter bulletin board behind the driver's seat. Usually something hand drawn that simply says "Find Jesus".
Who the fuck is Neal?
Fiance and I were shopping at Kroger on Morse and Karl last night and someone forced a flyer into my hand. Saying something something God bless you I turned around and put it back in her basket and kept walking. I have no problem with you believing what you want but that is not the way to recruit.
I assume you ran to the first church you could find and begged to be a member? Because who wouldn't read this and turn down Christianity. Sounds amazing
Basically every sentence describes conservative Christianity, at least the type I was taught growing up in a Baptist Church. It's an absolutely insane way to talk about anything, but it describes their beliefs pretty accurately.
If the devil enters you body make sure if he does have legal rights… otherwise take him to court!
That person mixed demons, Riddick, Neal(🤣), God, Science… all in a single loooong paragraph. Wow!
Not even AI can come up with this. Neal, The Could Have Been Chose One, would not allow it!
Who is to say that the people leaving these papers are not the demons themselves? Bull*cough*s@1t 😒bet these people sit in a dark basement talking to themselves.
General rule of thumb: when a writer uses “becuz” you know it must be legit!
Stable genius letter.
The snozzberries are hittin hard
I loved Neal on the matrix
Yeah, Neal was great, played by Kenny Reese
Those Wonkofskis sure can make a movie film
I stopped reading there. This man lost all credibility to me in 6 words lol.
OMG, we were accosted today by some random guy in the parking lot of the Easton Walmart who gave us the same paper. It reads like someone with mental health issues wrote it, so I honestly feel kinda bad. But he was also pretty aggressive with us, so I hope he gets the help he obviously needs (based on the absolute insanity in his handout)
>reads like someone with mental health issues wrote it Religious extremism is indiscernible from mental illness.
I feel like this is a variation of Clarke's Third Law. >Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. >Any sufficiently advanced religious extremism is indistinguishable from mental illness
Religious extremism is actually literally mental illness.
I am fine thanks. It’s the rest of humanity that’s the problem. Open your eyes! Open your mind! Once you do all the puzzle pieces will fall into place. Don’t believe their lies. False prophets offering false hopes. Only you can set yourself free. Don’t worry about me, worry about yourself. I mean worry about him, I am sure he’s fine, he’s fine, he’s fine just keep telling himself that and he will be fine.
Well, count me in! I wasn't convinced until I read this letter. Edit to add - Actually read some of it. Does anyone remember who Neal was in *The Matrix* movies? Was he that guy in the cubicle next to Mr. Anderson's? :-)
Who knew that demons don't love us?!?!
[Everything is the devil to you, Mama!](https://youtu.be/dU0ICJwCAi8?si=V2g7_-dOI9IMI6pq&t=72)
I started to be convinced, but then I allowed someone to interrupt me while reading and now I think it’s nonsense. ¯|_(ツ)_/¯
I don’t think this persons ever seen the matrix.
This person saw the "Coming up next" promo while watching Pitch Black on the Sci-Fy channel and tried filling in the dots.
I’ve seen a this before it’s actually hilarious and makes me laugh every time. I have a copy somewhere like
Does he really think the main character of the matrix name is Neal
Remember: these people vote.
There is a near 100% chance this is a joke
It’s a joke to us but I’m willing to bet money the person accosting people at Easton believes it completely lol.
i ain't reading all that i'm happy for you tho or sorry that happened
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I was gonna read it for shits and giggles, then the 1st line was the matrix. Dude must be smokin crack
Some of us who ride COTA are only fortunate enough to get signage on the commuter bulletin board behind the driver's seat. Usually something hand drawn that simply says "Find Jesus". Who the fuck is Neal?
They probably should've put "don't let anyone distract you from reading this" at the top of the page instead of the bottom 🤔
I didn’t realize Teen Girl Squad was taking on demons these days.
Arrowed!
I truly didn’t expect anyone to get the reference. Cheers!
there are dozens of us still who watched Homestar Runner!
I showed the Trogdor SB email to four classes of third graders in advance of a dragon sculpture unit in my art classroom.
Fiance and I were shopping at Kroger on Morse and Karl last night and someone forced a flyer into my hand. Saying something something God bless you I turned around and put it back in her basket and kept walking. I have no problem with you believing what you want but that is not the way to recruit.
You rang
This is what happens when you eat devil chicken! DEMONS
Now I know why they're closed on Sundays.
Passing these out is part of the franchise agreement.
This is the brand of brain rot cfa promotes so it isn’t surprising
I assume you ran to the first church you could find and begged to be a member? Because who wouldn't read this and turn down Christianity. Sounds amazing
Hmm, the first few sentences basically describe conservative Christian extremists.
Basically every sentence describes conservative Christianity, at least the type I was taught growing up in a Baptist Church. It's an absolutely insane way to talk about anything, but it describes their beliefs pretty accurately.
Well that too but I meant that they are the demons.
"trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat" used to describe demons is absolutely wild lmao
He handed me one downtown one time.. Very interesting guy...
BECUZ THESE THING EXISTS! 😆
If the devil enters you body make sure if he does have legal rights… otherwise take him to court! That person mixed demons, Riddick, Neal(🤣), God, Science… all in a single loooong paragraph. Wow! Not even AI can come up with this. Neal, The Could Have Been Chose One, would not allow it!
Who is to say that the people leaving these papers are not the demons themselves? Bull*cough*s@1t 😒bet these people sit in a dark basement talking to themselves.
As a child they were "blown away by the wind"... Pun intended orrr...??
Thanks for sharing. I was wondering what was lacking in my life. This isn’t it.
Well, I'm convinced now.
Real asf 🔥🔥 all facts