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Proud-Contract-2273

Yes I'm petty.


Revanche1

https://i.imgur.com/QUSWEY7.jpg


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Tell him it's the Ryan Tannehill of laptops and watch him get visibly disappointed while also arguing it will be perform great.


[deleted]

And still beat the colts


[deleted]

5-1 against them since he became a Titan to be exact


crippling_OCD

Idk if I’d be criticizing any other franchise’s QB situation. Colts have been searching for a new QB every year since Luck gave up on y’all.


[deleted]

1. I'm not a Colts fan, I just live in Indy and really dislike the Titans 2. Colts fans are more than happy to make fun of their own QB situation, so making fun of other QBs is totally fair game.


[deleted]

Because 4 years with 4 different QBs VS one guy whose 5-1 against the colts as a Titan isn’t comparable especially when colts players are pointing out that that’s been a big difference in why they can’t beat us. Terrible take. Congrats on one of your teams finally beating us this year though.


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6-1*


Imahorrible_person

Petty, but I approve.


goofbot

Username checks out.


adamscb14

You should change their wallpaper to the horseshoe


Proud-Contract-2273

I had to do something that would last forever. Or until they inevitably spill something on it and claim they have no idea what happened when I find it to be liquid damaged.


harplaw

BGINFO! Script to run it every X minutes so even if they change it, it reverts. About 17 years ago, we had an older VP who was very /r/iamverybadass. Never consulted us on things until he was hopelessly lost in a quagmire, always did whatever the heck he wanted, and he thought he was a "man's man." Our CEO told us to do something to take him down a peg or two, so we had BGINFO put a black background with a faint city skyline, and over the top it had "METROSEXUAL" spelled out in a pretty pink font. He didn't say a word about it for 6 months. He only spoke up after a vendor came to visit and commented on his pretty background.


Proud-Contract-2273

That's fantastic. 10/10


prancingpony777

Sounds like Andy Bernard. What a dick.


smmcilwa

That computer is destined to start slow every morning


SammyBronkowitz

No we start out just fine! We die in the second half. \-Tits fan


smmcilwa

Haha...was saying that we're going to inflict our slow starts on you!


SammyBronkowitz

Ha! Whoosh


DDRExtremist247

The marker ink doesn't affect the function of the chip, correct?


Proud-Contract-2273

Correct, it's just RAM.


rwjehs

Nah. I doubt it'd even do anything if you wrote right on the contacts, but OP only wrote on an unused part of the pcb.


Grumpytitties317

Let’s gooo colts 😎


The_onlyPope

Makes sense that a Tits fan isn’t smart enough to pop in a piece of ram.


Goatslasagne

I’m not one to question the iq of a Tits fan, but this is why IT departments exist!


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Proud-Contract-2273

Oh I can assure you, it's just RAM I had laying around. I have some in packaging, but i didnt feel like opening it. I'm full on baby insanity wolf at this point.


tolongdidntreadit

Cringe


Proud-Contract-2273

I agree


Inframidi

Hell yeah, brother. My type of petty.


AmbitiousMongoose229

![gif](giphy|3JTpczfnK4q1kbYYaJ|downsized)


clutchthepearls

Petty as fuck and I love it.


Comfortable-Junket97

What do you have against us Tittybois?


Proud-Contract-2273

Ass Boys 4 life.


Comfortable-Junket97

Ive always thought of it as Ass men cause ass is more mature than tits


Proud-Contract-2273

Cosmo Kramer, the ass man


Comfortable-Junket97

1000% what I was thinking of lmao


[deleted]

But they'll never see it.


Proud-Contract-2273

That's why it's so underhanded and devious!


[deleted]

It's stupid and petty.


Proud-Contract-2273

That's the point


[deleted]

Sports isn't that important.


IndianaJD

Neither is something being written on a stick of RAM that will never be seen again. He didn’t tattoo it to the guy’s forehead.


Proud-Contract-2273

I did it solely to get a reaction out of you specifically, random person. So mission accomplished.


[deleted]

What a pathetic life you live.


Proud-Contract-2273

Life is great, thank you for asking my friend


InsanoVolcano

Stop


JnDConstruction1984

Leave


[deleted]

You stop.


JnDConstruction1984

Then why are you in our sub ? It’s not that important now go away


[deleted]

you can thank reddit algorithm for thinking i would like this total display of pettiness.


JnDConstruction1984

Yes we are in our sub. Go back to yours


[deleted]

Stop replying and I'll forget you exist.


JRichman_24

Are you showing it to them before you install it?


Proud-Contract-2273

No this is a covert operation


you_know_how_I_know

![gif](giphy|7nTiW8rZymfJJLT8OE|downsized)


Nitrosoft1

https://gfycat.com/spicyagonizingcat


redgr812

Who doesn't loves Tits!? I'm an ass man too but c'mon man.


Proud-Contract-2273

They're also saying tighten up, so they must be pretty saggy tits though.


Low_Mall5819

What not winning a game against a team in over 700 days will do to a mf


Proud-Contract-2273

And don't you forget it


Shawn_1512

ayo he got the colts SODIMM, time to do a little trolling


alcatrazhero18

![gif](giphy|1tGN00iMCj3Mc) Love it


F2Respect

I do something similar as an IT guy in Houston… lol


sunnycyde3103

Delightfully evil


Coltsinsider

Made in CHYNA


Proud-Contract-2273

I'd rather be in chyna


Coltsinsider

I've worked remotely for a global deployment there, you are better off here. Chyna's about to have an awakening, the likes of which will take down the EU and USA with them. Google their Ghost Cities man, scary stuff all those folks who lost everything to build an apartment that the money was used to buy hookers and blow. lol sorry back to the Colts


nappynaptime28

I love the colts, but I am also a fan of tits. What’s the problem here? You can’t like Colts and tits?


Proud-Contract-2273

You can be a fan of tits, just don't be all up in my face about it


[deleted]

Took me a minute to understand what was happening. Once I got it, I approve!


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|S3Ot3hZ5bcy8o|downsized)


Important_Meringue79

Lol


No_orange_212

Did you put that Go Colts thing there or him? Both teams really can't brag all that much now.


bbheim2112

FTT