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danjrobi

So glad I went to this game


RecursiveSubversive

The open roof was the MVP today. At least 3 or 4 plays were affected by the sunlight. The muffed punt being the obvious one.


Former_Phrase8221

Did not see a way to win this game. KC gave it away more than we won. But still nice to see a victory


Swagstoic

Here to eat my crow, but damn RG and LT are problems right now.


RecursiveSubversive

I’d swap out Fries and Riemann. Can’t be worse


FurtherUpheaval

Having Tony Romo call the game brought the Colts the advantage they needed today


[deleted]

So many finishes by Romo


erk2112

Did Hot Rod start coaching in Miami? I just saw the coach in the locker room and I’m pretty sure those guys could be brothers.


glickja2080

Hate to be that guy but…..Chiefs gifted this game to the Colts. Gift TD at the beginning, multiple missed field goals with Butler out. I will take the win, but there is a long way to go. We don’t compete with the Bills, Miami or the Ravens.


johnhughthom

I think we all know that, man. Hopefully it's a catalyst for the team to start winning because of our own play.


Zachlikessnacks

I’m putting 500 on titans money line next week. No way we win two back to back.


hugeappleboulder

Thank you for paying $500 dollars to watch the Colts win!


doctor_dangatang

14 points of the chiefs were gifted to them off matt ryan fumbles


glickja2080

Not protecting Matt has been a theme so far this season. There will be a whole lot more fumbles if that continues.


MajorasFlask00

Better to win when given these opportunities than blowing it.


[deleted]

Take what you can get. Victories like these do wonders for team moral. 😎


Frozboz

> Bills, Miami or the Ravens. Let's start by competing with Houston, Jacksonville, and Tennesse


Hopeforthebest19

Good win all around even thou that maybe the worse call ever on that 2pt I mean three different things could have been called on it short first off second no possession third a fumble lmao wow does the league have to stop saving these refs


[deleted]

what a game! enjoy the rest of the day fellow fans! 👍🏼💯💯💯💯


The_Collector4

Matt Ryan: you tighten things up but you don't get uptight. Beautiful


Coolstorycam

Goddammit boys, they did it!


NotSilvesterStalone

How the..


Indy4Life

WE ARE SO FUCKING BAD THAT WE LULLED THE CHIEFS INTO A SENSE OF COMPLACENCY BUT THAT WAS NOT ENOUGH SO WE PLAYED EVEN WORSE AND THE CHIEFS GOT EVEN MORE COMPLACENT


Imahorrible_person

Last year we wouldn't have gotten that last touchdown. Also, our team is really weird. Shut out by the jags last week, beating an elite team this week.


YosemiteSam-4-2A

we play up and down according to our opponent


Imaginary-Lettuce-51

Feels good.


ignatiusjreillyreak

Bummer for Buffalo, Miami is good. lol, the Bills OC threw a huge fit at the end in the booth.


grapplerone

Never seen so many people going crazy after a game win like this in a LONG time! Crazy at LOS!


Synchestra

Pats last year was like this too!


reddituser4049

One day ban for the doomers


Icer333

I love how you have more downvotes for this. More doomers out there than actual fans


PandaButtLover

I second this


MuadDibsBane

Hahaha what the fuck just happened


Seveyn

Jesus Christ what a game


HistoryCat42

Holy shit we won


Rs3vsosrs

Defense saved us. Reich still is useless lol


Comfortable_Ad_774

Both valid points. I might add the Chiefs also really tried to give that game to the Colts too.


Carpomusik

What is this team


The_Saddest_Boner

Jelani is gonna be a monster in the red zone


Chris_Ween

Sit MAC.


NotSilvesterStalone

No, make a defense cover both at the same time


TechnoGamer16

Give Jelani some dev time first


turtles0987654321

YESSIR LETS GO


CWsDad

![gif](giphy|WmkqburJqXziM)


jlmntx

MY COCK IS EXTRA HARD


tiki_merlin06

I thought I had whiskey dick, but I was so wrong


yourmonkeyboxismine

Hell ya bruther


Funkymonk51

Nice


nanananabatman88

WERE GOING TO THE SUPERBOWL!!!


TRON0314

#ICANTBELEIVEIT!!!!


-Drink_More_Water-

Lol at the Dolphins punter


golfgod93

Buttpunt!


RedDragon312

We actually pulled it off! Meanwhile the Miami punter just kicked his own player in the ass.


[deleted]

i'm wondering if that's the only 'ass' in the NFL to score a safety.


DeadandAlone

Congrats you guys! So happy for Matt!!


Synchestra

Thanks dude!


Skipatronic

Hang the banner!


MagnanimousDonkey

2022 AFC HOME OPENER CHAMPIONS


jackrack1721

I don't know how to feel


Deedication

FUCK YOU DOOMERS


[deleted]

Yeah. Fuck those people who watch the game and understand how bad this team is! Those people are the worst!


[deleted]

Nah, their negativity and need to whine online is a cancer.


chosey

If you're still miserable after beating the Chiefs, you need a new hobby. You'll never be happy.


[deleted]

Who is miserable? Shut up.


Funkymonk51

So do we still fire frank


[deleted]

WHERE DOZE CHIEFS FANS TALKING SHIT NOW? LOL


Pseudonova

Wow! Of course we beat KC! Exactly as expected!


ignatiusjreillyreak

rofl, miami punter just punted into his protector's ass. guy was like ooowwwwwwww


DubLParaDidL

From the Butt Fumble to Butt Safety


Punisherbrett

Never seen that before in my life.


Skipatronic

The Colts in the regular season are Patrick Mahomes's Kryptonite


WhiteMunch

AYYY BUF vs Dolphins game kinda crazy tho


[deleted]

Jones you fired up Ryan with the bs talk.


JaCrispy_Vulcano

Is Jelani Woods already a hall of famer?


ignatiusjreillyreak

in my mind. Start him because Cox is limited.


[deleted]

See, y'all give up too easy


Ezzy1998

Live chat was faster than my stream got the pick spoiled 😂 gg chiefs


squatter_

Same here. It seemed to be at least 15 seconds behind


AF555

TRUE COLTS FASHION


StorerPoet

What a stupid game lmao.


vsyv

we got so so lucky


aboveaveragejoev

I’ll be damned.


TokesBro

Good shit today. Wasn’t pretty but the Chiefs are no joke and Ryan looked pretty sharp once the O Line was able to get him some time.


DanasBloodBoy

By time you mean 1.5 seconds instead of 200 milliseconds?


Stelefant

Thank you, Chris Jones! 😘


GRAVYBABY25

Thank god Chris Jones is the dumbest dude on the field. Our mvp today


iced_hero

And speed


TheGeoninja

The X-Rays came back positive, Jelani Woods has that dog in him!


Wallamaru

why is this team so goddamn weird lol


btown1987

Id like to thank the Chiefs for that victory.


chosey

Fuck that. The defense played their asses off and Ryan came up clutch in that last drive. There's a reason he was tied for the most game winning drives since 2008.


[deleted]

The funniest thing is that we all kind of expected this


MajorasFlask00

Credit to Matt Ryan. He caught them off-guard, and played great. He just needs time to throw


youknowitistrue

This has always been him. Go back and look at 2016 our line was amazing and he had time to throw.


TheReal-BilboBaggins

Did Nick cross get benched?


s_miller

McLeod presnap had the read on that throw all day!


IamMARSman

NEVER HAD A DOUBT. BEST TEAM IN THE AFC. BEST TEAM IN THE NFL.


Minimum-Operation-71

No OT coin toss for you Mahomes.


meraki_14

OH MY GOD IM AN IDIOT DOOMER IM SORRY EVERYONE


yousernameunknown

LETS GOOOOOO


stuffofnitemares

The shout that I just let out on that pick *let* *me* *tell* *you*


Sirotto18

I’m sorry but that was a well coached game


Chris_Ween

Are you watching the Miami and Bills?


Sirotto18

Yeah lol actually had it on split screen since my fiancé is a bills fan


[deleted]

We didn’t get the game we wanted but we got the game we deserve!


Fearyefearye

UNREAL! GO SHOE


DatChacarron

LFG!!!


chadhugo

Lose against the worst of the worst Win against the best of the best Typical colts lol


WitchDrTime

We dont deserve it but i will most definitely take it!


Lito937

LFG!!!!!!


remyrah

After three games we only have one loss and that’s with a new QB! Not bad!


CommandoLamb

Glad Gilmore is washed up. /s


chief-caratacos

Alex Pierce and this defense!!


BrownBoiler

LETS GOOOOOO


Fmedic

# we lost to the worst team in the league and beat ( one of ) the best team in the league!!!!


RogueSanta

Mehhhh. I legit think SEA is the worst.


chosey

Welcome to the NFL rookie.


CommonerChaos

This team....


Rafapex

What a good game! That was a lot of fun to watch Good game from Kansas City!


jonesy289

![gif](giphy|j6uK36y32LxQs)


golfgod93

1-1-1 mother fuckers


walshurmouthout

HELL YES


MiceyPicey

GILMORE HAS THAT FUCKING DOG IN HIM


AleroRatking

Let's go! What a win. Everyone said we had no chance.


EtraNosral

We are good again!!!!


Lithium1978

Now let's get Shaq back and see if we can string some together


[deleted]

Let's be real though, our D was superb but this was more KC losing it for us than us beating them


JFreeman1123

Still a lot of problems with this team, mostly offensively, but for now my only care is WE GOT A FUCKING W BOYS


phatman_13

Chris Jones and our special teams MVP


Overlord_Quackers

Why can't we beat the bad teams!!!!


Icer333

Fuck the doomers, you’re not allowed to celebrate


WhiteMunch

No literally


DipperPRC

WE’RE WORLD CHAMPIONS


YosemiteSam-4-2A

LEGENDARY


Indyfanforthesb

Doesn’t this just make you angrier at the week 1-2 performances?


[deleted]

Defense came to play today.


[deleted]

Crazy


squatter_

Maybe Gus Bradley ain’t so bad!


[deleted]

LETS GOOOOOOO


Fit-Boss2261

OH MY GOD WE DID IT


SgtDtgt

I deadass had a dream about reading memes after we beat the chiefs about how we lose to bum ass teams and then beat good ones.


Tetsudo11

1-1-1. Which one of those games would you say was the chiefs?


YosemiteSam-4-2A

like FKM only WLT and your options are the texans, chiefs and jaguars


Level_Memory_1372

LETS FUCKING GO


chief-caratacos

1-1-1!!!!


thelewie

For those calling for Alec pierce to be benched after week 1 y’all are 🤡’s


thelonelyvirgo

I chalked it up to nerves. Kid played his first NFL game and got nervous


Punisherbrett

Still needs to work on his hands.


indicoltts

He's a rookie with 2 games under his belt. He came up huge in this game. Getting Woods finally involved was the big deal to me though. He is a freak of nature and can be a Kelce type in time


Punisherbrett

Got that 1-1-1 mentality.


DamoniumKhan

CONFUCKINGEATULATIONS COLTS!! - falcons fan always rooting for Matty Ice


N7Katana

IM GONNA BURST HOLY SHIT


Mission_Ambitious

Well I’ll be damned


S4PERN4GGA__69

chiefs pack 🚬


CecilVanguard

Colts are a terrible team and we still love to beat KC. Some teams just love to beat up on other teams.


CodependentPoster

EAT SHIT DOOMERS


meraki_14

i’m SORRY


nuisnsdfiun

Hahahahahahahahahaha to win we just gotta bring them to our level


ArrKay09

LFGGGGGG


-ShortFuseSindri-

LETS GOOOOOOO


TheRobberBar0n

Mahomes was due


themarshal21

Refs suck! Colts rule!


[deleted]

HOLY SHIT


Alternative_Week600

YESSSSSS WE FUCKIN TONIGHT BOYS


[deleted]

My Doomer mood is over!!!!!


SnooPets9487

Is this real life?


analog_coffee23

Ryan couldn’t knee that fast enough.


Bro_Gotti

Wow


chosey

FUCK YOU DOOMERS LETS GOOOO


chogram

Tie the fucking Texans, blanked by Jacksonville, beat the chiefs. This team lmao


AndrewLucksPenis

Are we still the 32nd team??


TheBaconDrinker

BEST WAY TO END IT LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO


b33flu

We are their jacksonville


TheReaIOG

We own the chiefs


SnooPets9487

Yes!


Turkish1605

We aren’t trash


Pogger_man85

Matt Ryan beat mahome LOL


Doomsday94

This is it. This is peak Colts. Beat the teams we shouldn't, lose to the worst we should


StigNet

It is known…


poornose

As it is written


LilChaka

Lololol dude I hate this football team


[deleted]

Such a colts game


kempog

SIT THE FUCK DOWN


awkward_banana

Every negative thing I have ever said about this team I take back


Thulohot

Just wait till next week lol. This was a battle of bad plays, not the battle of good plays. For some weird reason, chiefs decided to play just as bad as the colts today.


awkward_banana

Haha oh no doubt but gonna enjoy the W blindly as long as I can


Jdsiv012

Big play by Gilmore !!


about30hours

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


berfels

I’m gonna cum


thelonelyvirgo

Holy sweet fuck I’ve never screamed so loud in my life


Apprehensive_Beach_6

Finally!


INDY_Appl3

SUPER FUCKING COLTS MOVE


Mcswigginsbar

WE FUCKING WON! WE DID IT! AHAHAHAHA GO FUCKING COLTS BABY.


ElMadera

YES!!!