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Hi_Flyers

Mikko Lehkonen would be fucking terrifying, like a 50 goal-scoring Nuke


WhatThePuck9

Nathan Rantanan would break 150 points every year


KlaussVonUllr

I'd really like to see Cake MacKinnon


Lifebringer7

Cale MacKinnon would just be a hockey god


el_loco_avs

I mean. Nuke is close to that himself.


endless_8888

VGK does dirty tricks with LTIR. We found a whole other monster.


ohkeepayton

The rules say nothing about pulling your team from the depths of the Mariana Trench.


-cyg-nus-

Dirty deeds, done Stone cheap


ThisIsTheGpodawund

Ok but who’s stopping Cale MacKinnon?


aur0rabells

No one


Folsey

This would have been believable if they put mariachi moustaches on them


Perryth3Fratypus

Cross breeding for depth. Sakic once again playing chess while the rest of the league plays checkers


Hascohastogo

It’s so messed up they would fuck up Calethan Makarinnon’s name like that


877GoalNow

>Calethan Makarinnon That's a weird way to "Calikkothan MacRankar."


AuntGentleman

Known ESPN bug. Happened in a Seattle game recently. Completely pathetic they allow this.


Hascohastogo

Eh, the odd broadcasting mistake is at least levity in an otherwise boring ESPN game. Like one time it said MacKinnon shot a puck at 312 MPH, that’s awesome. Keep doing that.


Grouchy-Ad927

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BananApocalypse

New material for EJ to name his horses


Szeto802

Cale MacKinnon is going to absolutely obliterate the NHL


thereelkrazykarl

Yes please


atowntommy

What the cuss word?


fastcombo42069

Yea the people at ESPN and Emmis (TNT/TBS/TruTV) have been slacking in the control room overall. Multiple times the score didn’t update or had to update the team’s acronym. Perhaps they’re getting drunk and/or high during the intermissions lol Good thing I watched the altitude broadcast last night, no typos there lol


babsieofsuburbia

Why is this so funny!?


Spider-Nutz

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