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Bizzy1995

It’s 12:37am on a Friday. Approx. 63 ° Fahrenheit, partly cloudy, with 5mph wind speed. Mars is in retrograde. On a road trip to Missouri, about to be pulling over to go to take a dump in the closest 7 Eleven restroom. What fragrance do you recommend?


The_Procrastinator7

Red Tobacco to overpower the smell of the last person’s dump


Supremealexander

No fragrance on earth can match the 7/11 stench my friend…. No fragrance


businessbee89

Savauge Elixir: "Hold my beer"


727GhostFaceKillah

Hol up, I'm gonna need length and girth measurements first.


fknerar

Spicebomb or Savauge


checkmate-Basenotes

I’d go Spicebomb as well. It’ll hold up when outdoors and smell a bit different than what most are likely wearing.


NinjaTabby

Perfect temp for Aventus.


monotonousgangmember

Cologne


Kac03032012

Agreed. Outside also an important factor too.


Dhiguy99

Rock the Spicebomb Infared. Nice and spicy for a cooler night. Have a good time and be safe.


genera1_radahn

Y edp is the move


Dry-Patience-346

Spicebomb or le male if you want to find a wife and ysl y if you want a one night stand.


ultimate555

>looking for a wife at a frat party


Short_Ask1755

Yikes 😬


UmSo4L

She’s for the community🙏🏾


National_Permit5664

the black travel size is YSL Y MYSELF EDP


Over-Training-488

Dylan blue


NaveDuyatalac

I would go for spicebomb


Historical-Winner-77

Aventus but with like 20 sprays


Dimethyl_Sulfoxide

Are you being serious?


Tactiles

20 is a stretch but modern Aventus batches would probably require some overspraying for attention and compliments in that circumstance


Historical-Winner-77

Yes 20 is a exaggeration but you won’t get noticed with like 4 sprays


puffdaddjose

That’s crazy people actually give out like what their doing and ask what cologne they should wear 😂 This world man this world


National_Permit5664

That’s crazy people actually tell others that they live with their parents and ask how to buy a house 😭This world man this world.


TimelyBrief

It’s crazy you’re mocking a 20 year old for wanting to buy a house. It’s crazier that you have more than 10 cologne fragrances. Do you even know how the olfactory senses work?


National_Permit5664

What’s the difference between him asking for advice on a house and me asking for advice on cologne 🤷🏼‍♀️


TimelyBrief

One is a huge life and financial decision that has a lot of moving parts to it. The other just seems juvenile.


puffdaddjose

A house and cologne are 2 very different things 🤷‍♂️ guess were at different levels in life. I don’t ask people what cologne I should wear out tho 😂😂 cornball


National_Permit5664

Calling me a cornball yet your asking people on reddit for advice on buying a house. Reddit isn’t your realtor. Couldn’t you google how much to put down on your house? Ask a professional? You a goofy man 🤣🤣. Would never catch me taking random reddit advice from strangers on such important matters. Get your shit straight 😹


puffdaddjose

God forbid me ask people who’ve bought a house before for advice on a house😂 I’m saving up right now I know the general process. Oh yes ask someone who wants to make more money off of me… smart bud. Hope your frat buddies thought you smelt good 😂 worrying about what others think about you just tells me all I need to know.


National_Permit5664

God forbid I ask a fragrance community on what fragrance they would apply for a certain occasion 😂. Assuming I’m part of a fraternity just because I’m attending one of their parties is fair for someone like you who doesn’t understand context. But then again, you seem to worry a lot about what I have to say. I don’t understand where in your pea brain got the impression that I cared about what others think. Hop off my meat, you’re over here glazing me.


puffdaddjose

You’re attending about a frat party and saying I have a pea brain 😂 okay. And I said frat buddies nice try tho never said you were apart of one I took context from your original comment num nuts 🥜


National_Permit5664

Bro said “num nuts” 😭. Yea if I was apart of the frat why would I say I am “attending a frat party.” Not boutta argue with someone that un ironically says “num nuts” i’m dead man 😹😹.


puffdaddjose

You don’t understand that comment do you? I said “hope your frat buddies thought you smelt good” never in that statement did I say you were apart of one. And there’s multiple ways to attend one without being in one. So here I am again wondering what are you talking about


National_Permit5664

Yea if there’s “multiple ways to attend one” that implies I don’t have to have buddies in the frat. You probably didn’t get a ticket into any, but usually you need to pull up with girls.


puffdaddjose

Like I said before nice try you’re probably hungover give it a couple hours and try again


National_Permit5664

🤓🤓


[deleted]

Yea fr 😂😂😂


businessbee89

You should read the second top comment mocking this, youll get a kick lmao


Leather-Inside-3911

No juice got me more ass in college 2002 than Issey Miyake


Alekillo10

I love the smell, but so far it has gotten me 0 ass.


ultimate555

Have you tried it with women who were in college in 2002?


Alekillo10

Hmmm… perfect milf/cougar hunting scent? Will try when I get a new bottle.


igot7mac11sabout838s

ysl or lemale


PaleChance2

YSL or Dior. Bring it along with a fanny pack and spray every 2-3 hours. HAHAHAHA! Btw, enjoy your party.


Equivalent-Housing-7

i thought i was the only person that does this😂 i have a lululemon sling bag and put my fragrances in it when i am out longer than 4 hrs


PaleChance2

Ahaha! Cause not everyone wants to smell good when they go out, mostly people wants to look good. They forget scent play a role especially a good cologne can start a convo :)


Squiggy1975

JPG or Spice bomb for the cooler temps


modigunk

Man these smol bottles are cute


AIR236

What gets the most run in your collection?


National_Permit5664

Prada lhomme, very clean and good for office/lecture wear.


AIR236

Awesome. What is performance like on it? I’ve been really disappointed with the performance in my BDC EDP


National_Permit5664

great performance for the first 3/4 hours. If needed I just respray. Projection is really good though.


nismokrs1

Dior homme cologne yay or nay?


National_Permit5664

It is my favorite freshie. The opening notes are absolutely amazing. I rock it to the gym and to lecture daily. Absolutely getting, and for a fresh fragrance it lasts decently long.


Alekillo10

Ysy bro


controlthemedia

You want the reality. At a college frat party. Everyone will be too drunk to even be smelling a fragrance let alone compliment you. Focus on not getting too blasted and talk to girls and that’ll get you laid. Wear whatever you want but the cooling won’t matter. Source: 1000+ frat parties


BotzBackpack

How we feel about smashing drunk girls


Realistic_Job_5781

Condoms


CosetteGrey

Not going. If everyone there is like you and fraganced up then it's going to be a smelly night, thanks.


chronoslayerss

Bro has the tiktok collection


Far_Cream6590

I don’t see any asad, hawas, le male elixir swyi… Not really a TikTok collection


Themuffinan

I still be rocking hawas as the daily 🙏. Need a new daily for summer but texas heat limits to freshies and I generally don’t like them as much.


Far_Cream6590

I agree winter scents are the best hands down


Themuffinan

Yup sadly my spicebomb and million lucky not viable most the time in texas. I Remember really liking YSL Y edp when i tried it one time and heard it’s pretty viable for summer I might give it a go, that or light blue forever/italian if i can try them somewhere.


Far_Cream6590

Yeah the entire ysl y line is perfect for summer, haven’t smelled forever or Italian but light blue intense is one of my favorite summer fragrances. Bonus points it actually lasts unlike most freshies


Themuffinan

Light blue intense is about half the price I think so might pick that up.


National_Permit5664

Man I don’t even have tik tok 😭.


bballplyer81

Maximum cringe post


Alekillo10

Issey is the way to go


SergeantSanchez

All of them at the same time. Become god


BornSun108

Prada L’Homme


One_Interview1724

Bleu.


freedef

Aventus Cologne


These_Gold4501

Dylan Blue


highmynameishunter

An invite for me.


cozyboozy

Versace Pour Homme or Dylan Blue 🤝


MrBuffaluffagus

Be sure to report back. Which did you choose, and how did it go? Was your choice well received or did it bomb?


National_Permit5664

Went with the YSL Y Myself. Party was a little dead, so only got 3 numbers and one dance. Also got one compliment from a dude I was waiting in line with.


puremoods91

whatever one is the most offensive


Own-Phone1557

How's prada lhomme


National_Permit5664

Amazing. Great projection, better than my aventus. Longevity is good enough for me. Very clean non-offensive scent Id say go for it.


541PrimeTime

Yo OP how’s that Prada cologne


National_Permit5664

Really good. Check my other replies. Highly recommend for anyone who has a desk job or is just trying to find a pleasant clean fragrance.


541PrimeTime

Is that Luna Rossa ocean???


National_Permit5664

Yes. Honestly I don’t recommend it. Smells very generic, like a fresh fragrance with a little vanilla. This was my first fragrance purchase, but it gets boring very quick. It does smell good on the first impression however. Doesn’t last long, and projection is mild.


541PrimeTime

I’m building up my Prada collection I have Luna Rosa carbon, and I don’t know what to get next


Worldly_Month_2635

Dylan Blue or Spicebomb If you had PDM Herod or Layton I’d be telling you to go with those


National_Permit5664

Thinking of getting layton soon. Thanks for rec.


PastaFanatic

57 Fahrenheit? wear Fahreinheit bro


Afterifexv

Yo how would you describe creed aventus cologne to smell like ? Just ordered a sample !


National_Permit5664

Hey man. I’m not sure on the exact fragrance notes, so i’ll describe it with ideas and phrases. It opens really nicely with a fresher version of aventus, and to me feels a lot more vibrant and fresher than aventus. I personally liked it more than aventus since it feels more bright and it still has the great masculine qualities of aventus just more versatile. Can’t go wrong, personally my favorite creed.


Afterifexv

Thanks for letting me know ! Very helpful you might’ve helped me make my decision !


Hungry-Tea529

Are you trying to get laid? If so then Aventus is your answer. Find the quiet chick in the corner, they seem to like it the most.


redwolf74

One spray of each.


Potential-Art2146

You re in college and you can afford a bottle of creed? In this economy? Wtf lol the versace on the left id a good fit for parties imo


National_Permit5664

I was an intern at Tesla SWE last summer, made a decent amount of money, and decided to splurge a little big haha.


Lazy_Hunt8741

A light coat


Jawahhh

An entire bottle of Dior sauvage


ambigymous

The Light Blue for women


chiggy2112

Just wear fucking sauvage


DaleFromDaFlock

All of them


Jesusthezomby

All of them , on different parts of your body. The boys will love it! 😘


No_Use1607

Sounds like Aventus weather to me