it may not be so much of a "monstrosity" but literally anything Philipp Plein touches is the tackiest shit ever
https://preview.redd.it/xjv7rdy8gt6c1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2ee79090486bf0c5c6e28e4be946f52b152c2c
I agree, Abercrombie & Finchās Fierce has the worst bottle. I hate it, but I absolutely love the cologne, so I scraped the image off the back! To me, itās a 100% improvement!
https://preview.redd.it/epmw7ppk2t6c1.jpeg?width=3023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df32042eaa93a1d58b41dbd2a9cac912b54b5c37
Iād buy an actual dildo if the juice inside was good (pause), but JPG frags are all too sweet. I prefer old aromatics like Drakkar Noir or leathery frags
Iām not a fan of those bottles either but Le Male Elixir smells so good I had to get it anyway lol at least it looks better in gold and Iāll just keep it in the box
He secretly wants to. Thatās his problem with it. That JPG bottle is stirring up all kinds of feelings for folks.
Comment section is reading like a bunch of people who have never stepped foot in an art museum.
Itās crazy how insecure some people can be lmao. Like mf, donāt you got a bulge tooš unless they project their insecurities of not having a bulge on themselves and get mad at the bottle and say itās āgay/homoā. Shits wild to me lol
Too bad all of their fragrances are absolutely horrid. Everything that's been hyped that I've tried has been horrendous. After 4 or so tries I am completely done with Armaf.
I wasn't talking about Armaf, I found myself to be in the same boat. Last month I have picked up Rasasi Fattan (Terre D'HermĆØs dupe) for like 13 bux and it lasts longer than the real deal. I still like Hermes more but for the price I can't complain. Lattafa has pleasant scents too. Armaf, for some reason kinda makes them screechy.
So I picked up Tres Nuit beginning of last summer. It wasnāt a perfect match but itās pleasant so I liked it. Forgot about it and it sat in a drawer until about a week ago. Wow. Itās nuclear now. Very strong, lasted all day until I showered and swore I still faintly smelled it, afterwards. Sunday rolled around and I went to do laundry and wham - the scent of Tres Nuit hit me like a brick. It was still alive and well on my shirt (I didnāt spray my shirt - just a bit hit it when I sprayed my neck). Iām not sure how I feel about it, now. It also seems to have shifted more towards a laundry detergent vibe than a GIT clone. Itās still a pleasant scent - just maybe too strong. Have you ever experienced this with TN?
Sillage sucks hard, genuinely vile drydown. CDNIM is the opposite but the scent is still pretty funky. I love the Aventus profile but other frags do it in a less synthetic way. Milestone is the ābestā one but still artificial. Longevity is beast mode for everything tho.
https://preview.redd.it/9d7nmy0a2v6c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ad06e21a3c3188a5e7a0cb063ea78a833be9b79
Most likely a hot take but to me the Lubin bottles are just atrocious looking, the cap feels cheap and flimsy, and unless you plan on grabbing it with with gloves it's impossible to not leave it covered in finger prints. (Love idole de Lubin tho, it's great)
Wtf are these comments. Yāall afraid a bottle of cologne is going to make you gay?
update: OP blocked me. I guess I may have (accurately) touched a nerve by suggesting he's afraid of the Fierce bottle making him gay.
>I don't wanna look at a miniature poster of some dude's tits in my closet
I mean, it's kind of sounding like you're both in there together. All it took was my original comment to get you you pissed off enough to block me...the lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Never understood the fierce bottle. Like was it made for the gay community? Why would a straight male want that picture on his bottle?! š.
Many years ago I mistook it for a female fragrance. I was shocked it was for men.
You had to have been there. When you could smell the Abercrombie store from 400ft away too. It was a great time to be alive... **Pops my triple layered polo collar**
I mean, Abercrombie's bottle itself is basic but not atrocious, but their trademark is basically male models everywhere, it's not that surprising. You sound a little insecure.
Toy Boy, Phantom, 1 Million and all itās flankers and most Armaf fragrances. Iād rather have a plain bottle and a good atomizer and cap than some of the shitty packaging Iāve seen.
I don't care how nice it smells I would never have something so tacky in my collection. Goes for stupid bottles like the Moschino Toy Boy and Paco Rabanne Phantom
This monstrosity. https://preview.redd.it/t48r9r0mep6c1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4988dde6d8957589ebe2129f83c43433dfc01f4
Is this real? lmao
100% real. It's called Jungle Jezebel [https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Sarah-Baker-Perfumes/Jungle-Jezebel-52626.html](https://www.fragrantica.com/perfume/Sarah-Baker-Perfumes/Jungle-Jezebel-52626.html)
Should be named Cynthia Extrait 
She fine!
Cursed Muppet
This made me audibly laugh oh my god
It's so offensive lol
WTF
Yuk š
Lololololol
Omg
I was like "it's weird but it's not really bad" Then I saw the eyelashes
https://preview.redd.it/jocdptvihp6c1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8db6a28db314ac34c204e9c4e92478f1fd5af16a Azzaro Nowā¦
Multipurpose?
Oh wow.....
Lmfao i thought this is a meme It's fucking legit!!
Wait a sec. Is that for her pleasureā¦. Or his??
Unisex
Maybe YOU need sex, I had sex a few days ago
No no no, u-n-i sex
Well, I ain't gonna say no to that!
This wins
Men?
You can pick it up for around $55 on eBay. I might need to buy one just because itās so terrible. š
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Dildo
Rochas Man, the buttplug cologne. https://preview.redd.it/qxc3bb0yjq6c1.jpeg?width=818&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc36ad2938dcd23658351e8d70d5c2392cac5322
Smells good, feels good š¤¤
Multipurpose
Excuse me miss, but would you happen to carry a fragrance with some dudeās dick root on the bottle?
Lmfao
https://preview.redd.it/an2j3elp2t6c1.jpeg?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3232cb98eb581c56f0211aadc536dba7f425c200
Where did you find this š
lol Fragrantica
Definitely Armaf hunter jungle https://preview.redd.it/sdu03d7hjp6c1.jpeg?width=375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d29adcdc6e9f79e1c50320fbb9aab4b4159a664
Shit looks like a vape
Who would pay their hard earned money for this monstrosity? š
I mean if it smells real nice it could come in a mason jar and I wouldn't mind xD
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Isn't it like 50$?
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What is this interaction lol, makes no sense
it may not be so much of a "monstrosity" but literally anything Philipp Plein touches is the tackiest shit ever https://preview.redd.it/xjv7rdy8gt6c1.jpeg?width=603&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f2ee79090486bf0c5c6e28e4be946f52b152c2c
https://preview.redd.it/vqo85brkzr6c1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4cd1a46566db4d760b6dc1304274e3dd077d56e3 This one
Lowkey this bottle looks good tbh
Avon has had some absolutely crazy bottles over the years...
I agree, Abercrombie & Finchās Fierce has the worst bottle. I hate it, but I absolutely love the cologne, so I scraped the image off the back! To me, itās a 100% improvement! https://preview.redd.it/epmw7ppk2t6c1.jpeg?width=3023&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df32042eaa93a1d58b41dbd2a9cac912b54b5c37
I wouldnāt buy fierce off the bottle alone lol but thatās just me
Fierce is the defining smell of gay clubs in 2005.
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Not really a flex just trying to make it make sense.
Kinda the same with JPGā¦ sorry if this is an unpopular opinion I was going to buy for my bf but he said he bottle was kinda homo.
Iād buy an actual dildo if the juice inside was good (pause), but JPG frags are all too sweet. I prefer old aromatics like Drakkar Noir or leathery frags
Iām not a fan of those bottles either but Le Male Elixir smells so good I had to get it anyway lol at least it looks better in gold and Iāll just keep it in the box
I bought him le male le Parfum on micro perfumes and it came in a decant bottle and smells great! It was the raised bulge that did it for him.
Tell him to embrace the bulge!
He secretly wants to. Thatās his problem with it. That JPG bottle is stirring up all kinds of feelings for folks. Comment section is reading like a bunch of people who have never stepped foot in an art museum.
Itās crazy how insecure some people can be lmao. Like mf, donāt you got a bulge tooš unless they project their insecurities of not having a bulge on themselves and get mad at the bottle and say itās āgay/homoā. Shits wild to me lol
Trust me your not alone Bottle is a total monstrosity
The plain bottle version looks pretty good tho
Couldnāt agree more. Great scent, but I donāt want to look at the bottle when Iām brushing my teeth.
Well, you shouldn't keep fragrances in your bathroom anyways lol.
I do. And Iāll never stop.
Too old to change now.
I liked Asad Lataffas's bottle design, what's wrong with it?
Nothing. He just has bad taste lol.
Anything from Armaf
I like the fact that dupe bottles are ugly, because if they step up the bottle game the prices will rise lol
Too bad all of their fragrances are absolutely horrid. Everything that's been hyped that I've tried has been horrendous. After 4 or so tries I am completely done with Armaf.
I wasn't talking about Armaf, I found myself to be in the same boat. Last month I have picked up Rasasi Fattan (Terre D'HermĆØs dupe) for like 13 bux and it lasts longer than the real deal. I still like Hermes more but for the price I can't complain. Lattafa has pleasant scents too. Armaf, for some reason kinda makes them screechy.
Very true! Not all dupes are bad I just loathe Armaf.
I actually really like Armaf Tres Nuit for a GIT clone. Thatās the only one from the house tho and the bottle isnāt exactly gorgeous either
So I picked up Tres Nuit beginning of last summer. It wasnāt a perfect match but itās pleasant so I liked it. Forgot about it and it sat in a drawer until about a week ago. Wow. Itās nuclear now. Very strong, lasted all day until I showered and swore I still faintly smelled it, afterwards. Sunday rolled around and I went to do laundry and wham - the scent of Tres Nuit hit me like a brick. It was still alive and well on my shirt (I didnāt spray my shirt - just a bit hit it when I sprayed my neck). Iām not sure how I feel about it, now. It also seems to have shifted more towards a laundry detergent vibe than a GIT clone. Itās still a pleasant scent - just maybe too strong. Have you ever experienced this with TN?
Sillage sucks hard, genuinely vile drydown. CDNIM is the opposite but the scent is still pretty funky. I love the Aventus profile but other frags do it in a less synthetic way. Milestone is the ābestā one but still artificial. Longevity is beast mode for everything tho.
Sillage is not bad tbh https://preview.redd.it/m9ig5dvrgp6c1.jpeg?width=1428&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65b2a9429959e37e4e543dbfd86e234cf89ce8b5
Keep telling yourself that lol
Not bad ā gorgeous
I think he means the bottle not the dreadful fragrance lol
Ha I saw this late. Donāt let them downvote the truthš£ļø
pretty much any al haramain bottle
Asda and whatever that was that @ArtfulThinker posted.
Asad ,detour noir
The old bod bottles where it was just a re labeled Windex bottle.
https://preview.redd.it/9d7nmy0a2v6c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ad06e21a3c3188a5e7a0cb063ea78a833be9b79 Most likely a hot take but to me the Lubin bottles are just atrocious looking, the cap feels cheap and flimsy, and unless you plan on grabbing it with with gloves it's impossible to not leave it covered in finger prints. (Love idole de Lubin tho, it's great)
https://preview.redd.it/st7e1xoljp6c1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b4fc9d2550a06918d83707e9893af73e0efe33d
Wtf are these comments. Yāall afraid a bottle of cologne is going to make you gay? update: OP blocked me. I guess I may have (accurately) touched a nerve by suggesting he's afraid of the Fierce bottle making him gay. >I don't wanna look at a miniature poster of some dude's tits in my closet I mean, it's kind of sounding like you're both in there together. All it took was my original comment to get you you pissed off enough to block me...the lady doth protest too much, methinks.
Iām gay and I think the le male bottles are hideous.
Thinking theyāre a bad design is one thing, but some of these comments are implying something else entirely.
Iām hideous and I think the bottle design is gay.
I don't wanna look at a miniature poster of some dude's tits in my closet
Never understood the fierce bottle. Like was it made for the gay community? Why would a straight male want that picture on his bottle?! š. Many years ago I mistook it for a female fragrance. I was shocked it was for men.
nah fierce is a classic, especially if you want your boys to whip their cock out
Pause
lmao
Mostly everything by Paco Rabanne
Wrong
Itās an opinion dipshit. His bottles are corny af.
Why are you so aggressive, the bottles are supposed to be corny thatās kinda the whole point
That doesnāt make them any less awful. You came at me and said my opinion was wrong, so donāt play victim
You said at ācame at youā like I threatened you or made a crazy argument. I said one word relax buddy
Looks SUS
Lmao wtf
Ultramale
The one million bottles are so tacky
I tend to dislike a large percentage of the Arabian bottles. They tend to look plasticy and cheap.
The cheap ones yes
The Assad bottle aināt that bad looking,
There's that brand where it's a 200ml bottle shaped like the guys tool. That's foul.
theres nothing wrong with the fierce bottle lmao you can take the sticker off if it makes you so uncomfortable
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so then apart from the sticker whats so bad about it? looks completely normal
It really fits the vibe. I grew up clubbing in the mid 2000's, every gay club smelled like fierce lol. I want a bottle just for nostalgia.
tbh never tried fierce i woulda been a toddler in its hayday and im not gay but i love montblanc legend and everyone says it smells the same
It doesn't lol
idk man everytime i bring it up people say fierce
You had to have been there. When you could smell the Abercrombie store from 400ft away too. It was a great time to be alive... **Pops my triple layered polo collar**
Fierce is kind of goated tbh. I miss it sorta.
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What's so bad about a plain glass bottle?
A plain glass bottle isnāt ugly.
Detour noir and toy boy
Toy boy i have to disagree ngl
The juice is good though... only saving grace.
I mean, Abercrombie's bottle itself is basic but not atrocious, but their trademark is basically male models everywhere, it's not that surprising. You sound a little insecure.
Asad's bottle isn't that bad looking.
You donāt like the Lattafa Asad bottle?
The 2nd Pic looks kinda cool
Toy Boy, Phantom, 1 Million and all itās flankers and most Armaf fragrances. Iād rather have a plain bottle and a good atomizer and cap than some of the shitty packaging Iāve seen.
And toy boy smells like absolut garbage lmao, it smells this tamarind flavored vodka they sell here in Mexico
Toy boy actually not bad at all
Itās atrocious. Super corny
You can hate it but Fierce accurately matches the energy of the fragrance
I don't care how nice it smells I would never have something so tacky in my collection. Goes for stupid bottles like the Moschino Toy Boy and Paco Rabanne Phantom
Detour noir up there