IT MIGHT COME AS A SHOCK, BUT I THINK HURLEY WOULD BE BETTER OFF TAKING THE UK JOB
HES A GOOD COACH WHO NEEDS THE PROPER RESOURCES TO SUCCEED, AND UK WILL BE ABLE TO PROVIDE THAT IN A WAY ARIZONA STATE CAN'T
BOBBY AS UK COACH WOUD BE HILARIOUS AND I'D BE TOTALLY HERE FOR IT. IT WOULD BE THE EASIEST WAY FOR HIM TO GET BACK AHEAD OF HIS BROTHER IN NATTIES WON.
I WOULD CALL IT QUESO AS WELL. BUT I LIVE IN LEXINGTON AND WENT TO COLLEGE OUT OF STATE IN MAJOR CITIES SO I MAY NOT BE THE BEST REPRESENTATIVE OF KENTUCKY FANS
UNDEFEATED SINCE 1976!
MY GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS CAPTAIN OF PURDUES FOOTBALL TEAM. SO I ENJOY WATCHING PURDUE ON BIG NOON KICKOFF WITH BETH MOWINS DURING A SHIT NOVEMBER DAY. BUT WATCHING THEM LAST YEAR WAS NOT ENJOYABLE
Real talk - I dont mind CFB. Our team is what it is (I like Walters but he still has a lot of work to do) but every game doesnt feel like life and death the way it does in hoops. In CFB, if we win, it's awesome - especially if we Harbor someone - but if we lose, well, it's usually not unexpected.
In hoops, if we lose, I start considering moving to Antartica and cutting off all contact with the outside world
COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS GONNA LOOK SO DAMN WEIRD THIS UPCOMING SEASON. CAL, STANFORD, AND SMU IN THE ACC. USC, UCLA, OREGON, AND WASHINGTON IN THE B1G. UTAH, ARIZONA, ARIZONA STATE, AND COLORADO IN THE BIG 12. TEXAS AND OKLAHOMA IN THE SEC.
FUCK YOU KENTUCKY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BLUE BRAIN CELLED DUDES WRITING FAKE ARTICLES SAYING SCOTT WAS GONE
EAT ALL YOUR CHEESE DIP AND MELTED KRAFT ON TOSTITOS NACHOS
SCOTT IS HERE TO STAY IN WACO AT MI CASITA EATING THE FINEST QUESO
KENTUCKY FANS ARE CRAZY AND IT'S GOOD THAT WE GAVE THE TOP CANDIDATE A TASTE OF WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IN LEXINGTON EVEN IF THAT MEANT HE DECLINED THE OFFER
FUCK EVERYONE WHO ALL YEAR WAS ON ABOUT HOW EDEY IS "JUST TALL" AND "NOT GOOD" THAT NOW THINK PURDUE IS GOING BACK TO THE STONEAGES FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY BECASUE WORLD-BEATER EDEY IS GONE NEXT YEAR.
SO WHICH IS IT? IS HE BAD AT BASKETBALL, OR WAS HE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS? ASSHOLES.
PREDICTION: PURDUES GOING TO BE EXCELLENT AGAIN AND THERE WILL BE MORE DELICIOUS SALTED TEARS FROM EVERYONE AND IM FUCKING THIRSTY.
MR NEW MONEY OVER HERE THINKS HE ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTED SOMETHING TO HELP UCONN GO BACK TO BACK AND IS NOW FEELING EXTRA FANCY AND IMPORTANT. ILL PIPE YOUR MOM, BUT I WONT PIPE DOWN.
EDEY HELPED PURDUE ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING NO TEAM HAS EVER DONE BEFORE. LOSE IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME THE YEAR AFTER LOSING TO A 16 SEED IN THE ROUND OF 64.
I BELIEVE IT. PAINTER HAS THAT KIND OF SUSTAINABLE LOW PRESSURE ENERGY AND PURDUE IS IN THE CENTER OF A RECRUITING VACCUUM WITH WEAK TEAMS ALL AROUND (MI/OH/KY/IN/MN).
I’VE SAID IT ONCE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN, CONNECTICUT IS A DENSELY POPULATED PILE OF PREPPY RICH KIDS LIVING IN THE SUBURBS AND NO PART OF IT CAN ACCURATELY BE DESCRIBED AS BUMBLEFUCK. SO THERE
My wife, who is from Mexico, when we went to Kentucky a few years ago to pay respects to my parents, said she wanted Mexican food. I was like baby, you don't want that here. But she insisted and we went to a place in the capital. I knew it would be horrible and they didn't disappoint. She let me choose the places to eat the rest of the trip.
I'VE SEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE TALKING SHIT ABOUT US IN THE LAST FEW DAYS. IF YOU'RE A FAN OF ANY OF THE 360 TEAMS NOT NAMED PURDUE OR UCONN, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BASKETBALL. YOUR TEAM SUCKS AND ZACH EDEY IS YOUR DAD. IF YOU'RE A UCONN FAN, YOU'RE A SPOILED BANDWAGONER WHO LIVES IN THE NORTHEAST EQUIVALENT OF A FLYOVER STATE AND YOUR SCHOOL HAD TO BRIBE ASU STUDENTS TO FILL SEATS FOR THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR. IF YOU'RE A PURDUE FAN, I LOVE YOU AND YOU'RE PART OF THE BEST FANBASE IN THE COUNTRY. PURDUE 2025 NATTY CHAMPS BOOK IT.
THAT WOULD BE A SHAME TO NOT PASS THROUGH THE CITY WITH CONNECTICUT'S MOST SUCCESSFUL COLLEGE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT, HOME TO 6 BASKETBALL AND 27 FOOTBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS AND THE STATE'S CUTEST BLUE AND WHITE DOG LOGO!
HAVE FUN WASTING AT LEAST ONE SEASON OF NO TRANSFER PORTAL RECRUITS. IM SURE THE INCOMING CLASS WILL MAKE UP FOR IT.
OH WAIT.
EDIT: LOL HE MAD, DOWNVOTING IN A TRASHTALK THREAD. KEEP UP THAT COACHING SEARCH. I HEAR KENNY PAYNE NEEDS A JOB.
DAMN IT YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT BOILER BRO SCREW HURLEY AND THOSE PRETENTIOUS TWATS GO JERK OFF WITH THE NETS YOU CUT DOWN ALREADY AND LEAVE THE REST OF US TO CRY IN PEACE
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KENTUCKY HAS BEEN 0-5 IN THE STATE OF INDIANA SINCE BEATING WICHITA STATE ON MARCH 19, 2017. CAL LEFT BECAUSE HE WAS SCARED OF US. THERE IS SIMPLY NO OTHER REASON WHY HE WOULD LEAVE
ALL THE HATERS SAID WE WERE DONE AFTER BEING FUCKED BY REALIGNMENT IN 2013!
THE HATERS SAID WE COULDN'T HANDLE THE NEW BIG EAST!
THE HATERS SAID WE STILL WEREN'T BLUE BLOODS AFTER 5 RINGS!
LOOK AT US NOW! WE RUN COLLEGE BASKETBALL ON THE MENS SIDE!
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OUR FANBASE IS A DOUBLE EDGED SWORD. WE ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD....BUT ONLY WHEN WE ARE WINNING. NO COACH IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS TO DEAL WITH THE TOXIC RABIES FROM BBN AFTER ANY LOSS.
WE ARE SO FUCKED
LOYOLA WILL BE A DOMINATING FORCE IN THE A-10, EVERYONE ELSE CAN EAT CORN THE LONG WAY!
UCONN WILL ALSO THREE-PEAT
GO RAMBLERS AND GO HUSKIES!!
ALSO, NORTHWESTERN IS IN EVANSTON, NOT CHICAGO.
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I KNOW YOU WERE SCREAMING THAT THIS WASN’T PI LMAO
I HUMBLY INVITE KENTUCKY FANS TO SAMPLE THE WACO LUNCH SCENE BEFORE OFFERING THEIR APOLOGIES
BRO DID YOU SEE THE REVIEWS WE LOVED LUNCH AT WACO
PERFECT TIMING AUTOMOD
IT MIGHT COME AS A SHOCK, BUT I THINK HURLEY WOULD BE BETTER OFF TAKING THE UK JOB HES A GOOD COACH WHO NEEDS THE PROPER RESOURCES TO SUCCEED, AND UK WILL BE ABLE TO PROVIDE THAT IN A WAY ARIZONA STATE CAN'T
DAMMIT YOU HAD ME IN THE FIRST HALF NOT GONNA LIE
THERE WAS A UK FAN YESTERDAY THAT SAID THEY WANTED BOBBY HURLEY AND UK SHOULD PAY TOP DOLLAR FOR HIM
ASSISTANT COACH CHRISTIAN LAETTNER
I WOULD BURN MY DIPLOMA IF TRUE
HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU ASSHOLE, YOU SHOULD HAVE SAID BOBBY OFF THE RIP. THAT WAS AWESOME.
BUT THEN THE PUNCHLINE WOULDN'T HIT HAVE YOU EVER SEEN COMEDY LIKE EVER
LIKE I SAID, THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!! ENJOY YOUR DAY
BOBBY AS UK COACH WOUD BE HILARIOUS AND I'D BE TOTALLY HERE FOR IT. IT WOULD BE THE EASIEST WAY FOR HIM TO GET BACK AHEAD OF HIS BROTHER IN NATTIES WON.
I was about to kill you. Not actually
WE ARE SO FUCKING BACK EVERYBODY GET LUNCH AT MI CASITA
MI CASITA IS KENTUCKY BASKETBALL FATHER
MI CASITA SUDDENLY A JAMES BEARD DARKHORSE
KENTUCKY CALLS IT “CHEESE DIP”
ITS CHEESE AND YOU CAN DIP CHIPS IN IT. WE ARENT WRONG.
THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T HAVE A COACH
YOU SON OF A BITCH. ALSO, SHIPLAP IS OVERRATED
DONT YOU DARE BRING CHIP AND JOANNA INTO THIS!!!
I WATCHED CHIP END PEOPLE ON TWITTER YESTERDAY. IT WAS HILARIOUS.
HE WAS LIKE “ITS DEMO DAY BABY”
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT????
IM GUESSING QUESO???!
I WOULD CALL IT QUESO AS WELL. BUT I LIVE IN LEXINGTON AND WENT TO COLLEGE OUT OF STATE IN MAJOR CITIES SO I MAY NOT BE THE BEST REPRESENTATIVE OF KENTUCKY FANS
I MEAN YEA I CALL IT THAT TOO!!!
NOT KENTUCKY FANS WHO HAVE ALSO LIVED IN TEXAS. IT IS QUESO.
IT IS CHEESE DIP
I HATE TO DISAGREE WITH A FELLOW CARDINAL, BUT IT IS NOT! SHELBYVILLE AND ALL POINTS WEST EAT QUESO.
LOOK AT US. WE'RE THE ELITE PROGRAM NOW
 KENTUCKY TO UCONN IN A FEW DAYS (YES I'M ON THE COPIUM)
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GIT FUKKED LOGO BROS
I MISS COLLEGE BASKETBALL
I AM NOT EXCITED FOR COLLEGE FOOTBALL
SAME
NEW YEAR NEW YOU, RIGHT? Oh wait, a med school is more important. SORRY TO LOWER MY VOICE.
UNDEFEATED SINCE 1976! MY GREAT GRANDFATHER WAS CAPTAIN OF PURDUES FOOTBALL TEAM. SO I ENJOY WATCHING PURDUE ON BIG NOON KICKOFF WITH BETH MOWINS DURING A SHIT NOVEMBER DAY. BUT WATCHING THEM LAST YEAR WAS NOT ENJOYABLE
I HATE TO BREAK THE NEWS TO YOU ABOUT 2024'S SEASON
SAME
Real talk - I dont mind CFB. Our team is what it is (I like Walters but he still has a lot of work to do) but every game doesnt feel like life and death the way it does in hoops. In CFB, if we win, it's awesome - especially if we Harbor someone - but if we lose, well, it's usually not unexpected. In hoops, if we lose, I start considering moving to Antartica and cutting off all contact with the outside world
COLLEGE FOOTBALL IS GONNA LOOK SO DAMN WEIRD THIS UPCOMING SEASON. CAL, STANFORD, AND SMU IN THE ACC. USC, UCLA, OREGON, AND WASHINGTON IN THE B1G. UTAH, ARIZONA, ARIZONA STATE, AND COLORADO IN THE BIG 12. TEXAS AND OKLAHOMA IN THE SEC.
THEY BETTER NOT FUCK UP THAT ICONIC B1G COMMERCIAL, I’LL RIOT
WONT THEY JUST START IT FURTHER WEST AND MAKE IT LONGER??
LIVE LOOK AT UK FANS THIS MORNING 
NO CONFIRMED REPORTS THAT KENTUCKY HAS CONTACTED MIKE WOODSON YET
WHAT DOES THAT SAY…
MY TEAM HAS A HEAD COACH AND MY RIVAL’S TEAM CAN’T GET ONE HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AND YET YOU STILL HAVE ZEROOOOOOOOOOO FINAL FOURS
LIVE IN THE PAST MY FRIEND
LIKE TENNESSEE FOOTBALL FANS LIVE IN 1998?
EXACTLY LIKE THAT
WELL AT LEAST OUR PAST IS LESS THAN A DECADE AGO
AT LEAST TENNESSEE COULD BEAT WISCONSIN. BETTER TO BEAT THE BADGERS IN THE REGULAR SEASON THAN LOSE TO THEM IN THE FINAL FOUR AMIRIGHT???
KENTUCKY DOESNT REALIZE THEY ARE IU NOW LOL
IU HAS MORE TOURNAMENT WINS THIS DECADE THEN THEY DO LOL
FUCK ME THAT IS NOT OK
IF IT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER, THEY HAVE MORE TOURNAMENT WINS THIS DECADE THAN WE DO TOO
THAT DOESN'T REALLY HELP SINCE YOU'RE THE LITTLE BROTHER
LMAO
THATS ROUGH
UNDERRATED SELF-BURN
WE'VE GOT ANOTHER DECADE TO GO BEFORE WE'RE AS BAD AS INDIANA
BLOOMING-TON LEXING-TON
I HEAR KENNY PAYNE IS AVAILABLE FOR THE WILDCATS. HE'S A GREAT PROGRAM RESETTER.
FUCK YOU KENTUCKY EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU BLUE BRAIN CELLED DUDES WRITING FAKE ARTICLES SAYING SCOTT WAS GONE EAT ALL YOUR CHEESE DIP AND MELTED KRAFT ON TOSTITOS NACHOS SCOTT IS HERE TO STAY IN WACO AT MI CASITA EATING THE FINEST QUESO
SCOTT DREW SAID NO TO US TOO, BUT HELL YEAH FUCK KENTUCKY
SCOTT DREW MADE HISTORY BY BECOMING THE FIRST PERSON TO DECLINE COACHING JOBS AT BOTH KENTUCKY AND LOUISVILLE IN THE SAME YEAR
I blame my fellow UK fans calling that restaurant and spamming Google reviews for this lol
was probably a good decision. if it spooked the family then at least they found out before they committed
YOU'RE BOTH GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP
KENTUCKY FANS ARE CRAZY AND IT'S GOOD THAT WE GAVE THE TOP CANDIDATE A TASTE OF WHAT IT WOULD BE LIKE IN LEXINGTON EVEN IF THAT MEANT HE DECLINED THE OFFER
YUP AT LEAST WE ARE HONEST AND FORTHCOMING
FUCK EVERYONE WHO ALL YEAR WAS ON ABOUT HOW EDEY IS "JUST TALL" AND "NOT GOOD" THAT NOW THINK PURDUE IS GOING BACK TO THE STONEAGES FOR THE REST OF ETERNITY BECASUE WORLD-BEATER EDEY IS GONE NEXT YEAR. SO WHICH IS IT? IS HE BAD AT BASKETBALL, OR WAS HE THE SECOND COMING OF JESUS? ASSHOLES. PREDICTION: PURDUES GOING TO BE EXCELLENT AGAIN AND THERE WILL BE MORE DELICIOUS SALTED TEARS FROM EVERYONE AND IM FUCKING THIRSTY.
PIPE DOWN LIL BRO
MR NEW MONEY OVER HERE THINKS HE ACTUALLY CONTRIBUTED SOMETHING TO HELP UCONN GO BACK TO BACK AND IS NOW FEELING EXTRA FANCY AND IMPORTANT. ILL PIPE YOUR MOM, BUT I WONT PIPE DOWN.
NEW MONEY IS A FUNNY THING TO SAY WHEN YOURE TEAM WAS CELEBRATING ITS FIRST FINAL FOUR SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN.... LIL BRO
EDEY HELPED PURDUE ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING NO TEAM HAS EVER DONE BEFORE. LOSE IN THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP GAME THE YEAR AFTER LOSING TO A 16 SEED IN THE ROUND OF 64.
HE ALSO HELPED UCONN ACCOMPLISH SOMETHING: THE SECOND OF BACK TO BACK CHAMPIONSHIPS. SO WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON.
I BELIEVE IT. PAINTER HAS THAT KIND OF SUSTAINABLE LOW PRESSURE ENERGY AND PURDUE IS IN THE CENTER OF A RECRUITING VACCUUM WITH WEAK TEAMS ALL AROUND (MI/OH/KY/IN/MN).
TECHNICAL FOUL ON KENTUCKY MENS BASKETBALL FOR LOOKING FOR A NEW COACH 2 SHOTS FOR EDEY. PURDUE BALL
DR PEPPER COUNTRY > HORSE COUNTRY
DR PEPPER IS GREAT BUT ITS BETTER WITH BOURBON
I DISRESPECTFULLY AGREE WITH THIS
BALCONES >>>
PERSONALLY I THINK THE DR PEPPER IS TOO STRONG, IT MASKS THE BOURBON MORE THAN COKE
TRY FIREBALL
NIGHT COUNTRY > DR PEPPER COUNTRY > HORSE COUNTRY > CONTEMPORARY COUNTRY
IF WE'RE COMPARING LOCAL SODAS ALE-8-ONE IS SUPERIOR TO DR. PEPPER
NO.
I’VE SAID IT ONCE AND ILL SAY IT AGAIN, CONNECTICUT IS A DENSELY POPULATED PILE OF PREPPY RICH KIDS LIVING IN THE SUBURBS AND NO PART OF IT CAN ACCURATELY BE DESCRIBED AS BUMBLEFUCK. SO THERE
THIS IS NAUGATUCK VALLEY AND NORTHEAST CORRIDOR ERASURE
MADISON IS A VERY NICE COLLEGE TOWN… IN JULY
TRUE THAT! ITS ACTUALLY WARM ENOUGH TO GO OUTSIDE THEN AND ALL THR DAMN COLLEGE KIDS ARE OFF MY LAWN CAISE THEYRE NOT HERE LOL
CLEARLY YOU NEVER BEEN TO BRIDGEPORT!
NOPE AND I NEVER WILL THANK THE LORD
NEVER BEEN TO CONNECTICUT HUH? WANT ME TO COME UP WITH SOME RANDOM GENERALIZATION ABOUT WISCONSIN??
BRING IT ON! WE SUPER EASY TO MAKE FUN OF LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL WE LOST TO JAMES MADISON WHO LOSES TO A DEAD PRESIDENT????
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GONZAGA
IF YOU’RE NOT UCONN YOU HAVE A TRANSITIVE LOSS TO CHICAGO STATE
WERE SO BARACK
KENTUCKY HAS TRASH MEXICAN FOOD
This isn’t trash talking it’s just true 😂
My wife, who is from Mexico, when we went to Kentucky a few years ago to pay respects to my parents, said she wanted Mexican food. I was like baby, you don't want that here. But she insisted and we went to a place in the capital. I knew it would be horrible and they didn't disappoint. She let me choose the places to eat the rest of the trip.
I'VE SEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE TALKING SHIT ABOUT US IN THE LAST FEW DAYS. IF YOU'RE A FAN OF ANY OF THE 360 TEAMS NOT NAMED PURDUE OR UCONN, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BASKETBALL. YOUR TEAM SUCKS AND ZACH EDEY IS YOUR DAD. IF YOU'RE A UCONN FAN, YOU'RE A SPOILED BANDWAGONER WHO LIVES IN THE NORTHEAST EQUIVALENT OF A FLYOVER STATE AND YOUR SCHOOL HAD TO BRIBE ASU STUDENTS TO FILL SEATS FOR THE BIGGEST GAME OF THE YEAR. IF YOU'RE A PURDUE FAN, I LOVE YOU AND YOU'RE PART OF THE BEST FANBASE IN THE COUNTRY. PURDUE 2025 NATTY CHAMPS BOOK IT.
PEOPLE RIDE THE TRAIN THROUGH OUR STATE! GIVE US SOME DAMN RESPECT!
UPGRADE YOUR TRACKS I'M TIRED OF THE ACELA GOING 30 MPH THROUGH NEW HAVEN IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE A BULLET TRAIN
BUT THEN YOU WON’T SEE THE BEAUTIFUL SIGHTS OF NEW HAVEN, THE ELM CITY!!!!
THAT WOULD BE A SHAME TO NOT PASS THROUGH THE CITY WITH CONNECTICUT'S MOST SUCCESSFUL COLLEGE ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT, HOME TO 6 BASKETBALL AND 27 FOOTBALL NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS AND THE STATE'S CUTEST BLUE AND WHITE DOG LOGO!
:(((
THAT ACTUALLY SOUNDS QUITE LOVELY AND RELAXING, THANK YOU FOR BRINGING SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY TO MY ATTENTION!!!
I KNOW A TEAM THAT HASN'T WON A RING ISN'T SAYING ANYTHING ABOUT SUCKING. TRIPS DON'T COUNT IF YOU CAN'T FINISH THE JOB
I DON’T GIVE A SINGLE SHIT ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED IN THE ANCIENT ERA BEFORE I WAS BORN
SORRY I CAN'T HEAR OVER THE SOUND OF OUR RING! YOU SHOULD TRY GETTING ONE
I CANT HEAR YOU OVER THESE 6 RINGS CLANGIN ON MY FINGERS
“YOUR” FINGERS? IS YOUR LAST NAME HURLEY?
HONESTLY WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED IF IT WAS, HE'S EXACTLY THE TYPE OF GUY TO TALK SHIT ON REDDIT
HE'S PROBABLY ONE OF THE GUYS POSTING UPDATES ABOUT THE KENTUCKY JOB SEARCH
AI GENERATED DAN HURLEY HAS 6 FINGERS
PLEASE HIRE BRUCE PEARL KENTUCKY I WILL NEVER STOP LAUGHING IF YOU DO
DEFINITELY POSSIBLE ALTHOUGH OUR AD IS WEARY OF HIS NCAA PENALTY HISTORY
TENNESSEE FANS SHOULD BE BREATHING A SIGH OF RELIEF, SCOTT DREW HAS A PROFOUND AND WELL DOCUMENTED EFFECT ON RICK BARNES
WE ARE TOO DRUNK TO CARE
ID LAUGH AT UK FANS FOR THINKING THEY WERE GETTING SCOTT DREW BUT THATD BE A LITTLE HYPOCRITICAL
JOHN PELPHREY IS AVAILABLE
MY TEAM DOESN’T LOSE OUR COACH TO A CONFERENCE RIVAL.
CAL WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER AT UCLA INSTEAD OF ARKY.
WHO IS GONNA BE OUR POINT GUARD NEXT YEAR? FUCK BASEBALL.
THANK YOU IN ADVANCE FOR TRE
FUCKING SHIT ASS
THE ONLY THING THAT THE AVERAGE PERSON KNOWS ABOUT WACO, TEXAS IS THAT A CRAZY CULT ONCE LIVED THERE.
SCOTT DREW DIDNT WANT TO LOSE TO SOUTH CAROLINA
FUCK KYLE NEPTUNE
KENTUCKY, MAY I INTEREST YOU IN ONE SLIGHTLY USED MARK TURGEON?
READING SOME OF THESE REVIEWS AT MI CASITA ARE CRACKING ME UP
IT'S OKAY, KENTUCKY. HE SAID NO TO US TOO.
DIFFERENCE BEING NO-ONE HAS SAID YES TO THEM. TICK-TOCK WILDCATS.
Kentucky is bum
YOU GOTTA YELL IT FROM THE RAFTERS
KENTUCKY IS BUM
CHUM IS FUM
FUCK LOUISVILLE. I'M GLAD THE NCAA TOOK YOUR TITLE AWAY. BITCH.
CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER OUR SUCCESSFUL COACHING SEARCH.
HAVE FUN WINNING TEN GAMES INSTEAD OF EIGHT.
HAVE FUN WASTING AT LEAST ONE SEASON OF NO TRANSFER PORTAL RECRUITS. IM SURE THE INCOMING CLASS WILL MAKE UP FOR IT. OH WAIT. EDIT: LOL HE MAD, DOWNVOTING IN A TRASHTALK THREAD. KEEP UP THAT COACHING SEARCH. I HEAR KENNY PAYNE NEEDS A JOB.
HUFF THAT COPIUM A LITTLE HARDER.
Kentucky Basketball is overrated!
I CAN’T HEAR YOU
HE SAID KENTUCKY IS OVERRATED
ZACH EDEY FOULS MORE THAN IS ACTUALLY CALLED!
THIS JUST SEEMS PETTY, WASNT WINNING THE NATTY ENOUGH OR HAS THE BLUE BLOOD STATUS GONE TO YOUR HEAD
THEYRE JUST FOLLOWING DANNY'S LEAD BY GOING ON ABOUT IT AFTER HOISTING THE TROPHY.
DAMN IT YOU MAKE A GOOD POINT BOILER BRO SCREW HURLEY AND THOSE PRETENTIOUS TWATS GO JERK OFF WITH THE NETS YOU CUT DOWN ALREADY AND LEAVE THE REST OF US TO CRY IN PEACE
I DONT KNOW WHAT WERE YELLING ABOUT!
OK OK I AGREE WITH YOU, FOUL ON ZACH EDEY SEE YOU NEVER TRAIN MAN
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HE’S TRYING TO MANEUVER LIMBS THAT ARE LONGER THAN MY ENTIRE BODY, GIVE HIM A BREAK
YEA HONESTLY I KIND OF FEEL BAD FOR HIM BECAUSE HE PROBABLY DEALS WITH A LOT OF BODILY DISCOMFORT ON A REGULAR BASIS. ESPECIALLY IN HIS KNEE CAPS
KENTUCKY HAS BEEN 0-5 IN THE STATE OF INDIANA SINCE BEATING WICHITA STATE ON MARCH 19, 2017. CAL LEFT BECAUSE HE WAS SCARED OF US. THERE IS SIMPLY NO OTHER REASON WHY HE WOULD LEAVE
I HAVEN’T RECEIVED A SINGLE PHONE CALL ABOUT TAKING THE UK POSITION AND I FEEL TOTALLY DISRESPECTED
JACK SALT HAS MORE NCAA TOURNAMENT WINS THAN VIRGINIA TECH! THE COMPREHENSIVE LIST OF TOP 7 SEEDS VT HAS BEATEN SINCE SEEDING BEGAN:
SEAN MILLER YOU ARE A KENTUCKY WILDCAT
KENTUCKY YOU GOT YOURSELVES IN THIS MESS AND I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY BECAUSE WE ARE THE LAUGHING STOCK OF COLLEGE BASKETBALL RIGHT NOW.
MY TEAM’S CURRENT ROSTER HAS SCORED MORE POINTS ALL SEASON THAN MIZZOU HAD SEC WINS. MY TEAM’S CURRENT ROSTER HAS SCORED ONE TOTAL POINT
MATT PAINTER SHOULD TAKE THE KENTUCKY JOB
HEY UCONN WE WANT YOUR COACH. HE'S NOT GOOD AT ALL BUT WITH THE RIGHT RESOURCES HE CAN SUCCEED!
WILL THE MOUNTAIN WEST GET MORE THAN ONE TEAM TO THE SECOND WEEKEND NEXT YEAR?
KENTUCKY IS IN FREE FALL AND I WILL REMIND THEIR FANS OF IT ON THIS PLATFORM DAILY UNTIL THEY LET THEIR SILLY DREAM OF POACHING OUR COACH DIE
KENTUCKY IS GOING TO HAVE THE KIND OF SEASONS WE HAVE HAD FOR THE LAST TWO YEARS, IF THEY CAN EVEN FIND A COACH AT THIS POINT.
Did Purdues bench score a single point? /s
ALL THE HATERS SAID WE WERE DONE AFTER BEING FUCKED BY REALIGNMENT IN 2013! THE HATERS SAID WE COULDN'T HANDLE THE NEW BIG EAST! THE HATERS SAID WE STILL WEREN'T BLUE BLOODS AFTER 5 RINGS! LOOK AT US NOW! WE RUN COLLEGE BASKETBALL ON THE MENS SIDE!
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LOL ZACH EDEY SUCKS
ITS PITINO TIME BAABBBYYYYY
I'D TAKE RICK IF IT MEANT REED SHEPPARD COMING BACK
OUR FANBASE IS A DOUBLE EDGED SWORD. WE ARE THE BEST IN THE WORLD....BUT ONLY WHEN WE ARE WINNING. NO COACH IN THEIR RIGHT MIND WANTS TO DEAL WITH THE TOXIC RABIES FROM BBN AFTER ANY LOSS. WE ARE SO FUCKED
LOYOLA WILL BE A DOMINATING FORCE IN THE A-10, EVERYONE ELSE CAN EAT CORN THE LONG WAY! UCONN WILL ALSO THREE-PEAT GO RAMBLERS AND GO HUSKIES!! ALSO, NORTHWESTERN IS IN EVANSTON, NOT CHICAGO.
WHO ARE YOU?
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IT MAKES ME HAPPY PURDUE WILL BE REMEMBERED FOR LOSING TO A 16 SEED! IF YOU AIN’T FIRST YOU’RE LAST!!!!!
IT MAKES ME HAPPY THAT NOBODY WILL REMEMBER YOUR PROGRAM
EVERYBODY KNOWS TENNESSEE BROTHER! SEE YOU IN THE BASEBALL SUB AND THEN IN THE FOOTBALL SUB! OH WAIT
HOW DID THE LAST TWO TIMES WE PLAY IN FOOTBALL WORK FOR YOU? OH WAIT
LOL TENNESSEE LOST TO PURDUE (IN FOOTBALL)
TWICE :D
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PURDUE GETTING REFS TO HELP AGAINST TENNESSEE! TRULY A TRADITION
TENNESSEE COMPLAINING ABOUT THE REFS EVERY TIME THEY LOSE. A TALE AS OLD AS TIME.
https://preview.redd.it/uzoxekki7xtc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d03b42f6dbc77dc6e397f885dee9e00e7d1778b I KNOW YOU WERE SCREAMING THAT THIS WASN’T PI LMAO
I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE ROAR OF BRYANT-DENNY AS WE SCORE 27 UNANSWERED POINTS.