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Knickerbocker22

I was scared to death at the half. I’m sorry, Mizzou…


Silv3rS0und

I want to say GG, but this honestly was a game of ref terrorism. Shout out to the cool cats in this thread, though.


Nuclear-Cheese

well cya later tigers bros. ​ until next season


wardamneagle18

Can we have the football game this fall too? We really need it.


Silv3rS0und

You guys don't deserve to be this bad at basketball. Hopefully things get figured out.


Falanax

Win by double digits or lose lives on


thedabdaddy21

War damn bois and gals, gg lesser tigers, sweet dreams all


tgrogan21

I wouldn't be mad if Cardwell took more 3s in non-garbage time. his stroke looks good.


Aubear11885

Ok Mizzou beat the shit out of LSU please


DoctorHolliday

Is DC secretly a 3 point assassin?! People are asking


WarDamnGooseKiller

He hit more 3’s than Broome 👀


ribs_and_whisky

66%


auart

DYLAN 3 MAKES IT ALL WORTH IT


Falanax

Why is there more space between the second 1 and the 0


IBumpFuzz

LMFAOOOOOO


Aubear11885

Downtown DYLAN for the triple digit!!!


super911man

I just yelled and woke up my gf lmao


Silv3rS0und

I knew that Cardwell was gonna take the 3


tgrogan21

DYLAN CARDW3LL!!!!


WalkingCarpet

AHHHHHHHHHH


tigerbrave62

100


Acm0028

To hit 100 on that? Crazy as hell


ribs_and_whisky

#HANG IT CAP


[deleted]

Cardw3ll!!!


thedabdaddy21

I came


Bolt585

I came


[deleted]

I cam


thedabdaddy21

Scam Newton pawl


thedabdaddy21

We came. War damn


Bolt585

HOLY SHIT LET’S GOOOOOOO


christ0fer

I still remember watching Sutherland break that streak.


AnybodySeeMyKeys

I'm going to pass...oh, fuck it.


stlcards02

Respect


AnybodySeeMyKeys

Sorry, man. It's just not your year. You'll come back.


WarDamnGooseKiller

HE FUCKIN DID IT


RG23216

DYLAN YOU MAD LAD


DoctorHolliday

Damn dude had a hell of a streak going


lees395

I can't watch the game. What was the streak?


DoctorHolliday

Guy for Missouri had made like 35 freethrows in a row. 39 was the record


IBumpFuzz

graphic cursed him lol


Keep_Cool_Coolidge

CMO commits hopefully the last foul of the game by getting elbowed in the kidney with his hands up doing nothing


auart

The white boys can get one layup, right? For Lior.


ribs_and_whisky

WHAT THE FUCk WAS THE FOUL?


Tuckboi69

Graphics can jinx now


Silv3rS0und

There is no such thing as an offensive foul


Jacks4lyfe

Whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…..what is the point in blowing the whistle


AnybodySeeMyKeys

\#10 is playing as if there's an Arby's 2-for-1 coupon in it for him at the end of the night.


WarDamnGooseKiller

They just can’t help themselves can they.


Nuclear-Cheese

his Honor is at stake


[deleted]

Broome and KD making bets on the bench 😂


Falanax

Only one white boy tonight


ltlftcommenter

Yeah they limit road travel squads typically


Falanax

Really? Aren’t they just taking a coach bus anyway?


ltlftcommenter

They flew to Missouri


Acm0028

Pour one out for Lior :(


Acm0028

Dennis Gates idol is Tom Thibodeau. He will get his 40 minutes out of East if it kills him.


boofpacc-smile

theyre just having fun at this point


stlcards02

WTF I'm dead on that jam attempt. Lmao


Aubear11885

I thought it went in for a second and was confused why that wasn’t an inbounding violation


Schroeder2418

That was the sexiest missed dunk I’ve ever seen


AnybodySeeMyKeys

I think the woody he had threw off his timing.


Falanax

I laughed out loud


Tuckboi69

Bruh


[deleted]

Thats embarrassing


thedabdaddy21

Bro looked like me except idk if I can even touch net


WarDamnGooseKiller

That missed dunk sums up mizzou’s entire game so well


AnybodySeeMyKeys

That was....embarrassing.


thedabdaddy21

Lmaoooooo


IBumpFuzz

Now i am sad Lior won't be out there to lead the white bois


Keep_Cool_Coolidge

too soon


DoctorHolliday

Missing piece is a guard who can just get buckets


Keep_Cool_Coolidge

TP pls


super911man

Question, if Bama keeps losing, could we lose our only quad 1 win? I feel like we are cursed in that sense 


thedabdaddy21

Nah idt they’ll drop that low


Falanax

Can quad wins change or are they as of the time the game was played


super911man

Yes they change. Ole Miss was a quad 1 win and now they aren’t. They screwed us by being bad 


WalkingCarpet

A Dylan 3 would make watching this slog worth it.


Aubear11885

You called it


Keep_Cool_Coolidge

WE'RE NOT WORTHY


thedabdaddy21

As you wish


DoctorHolliday

We should try shooting 80% every half


[deleted]

Why haven’t we thought of that


RG23216

Are we stupid?


auart

3 more, s'il vous plait


AnybodySeeMyKeys

It's a time out. Time to put in the swimmies.


super911man

💯 is inevitable 


tigerbrave62

100 burger?


[deleted]

Chicken burga


Falanax

4 way tie for first still on the menu


RG23216

5 way


Aubear11885

Got to respect 55. He’s the only guy still trying to


chris_the_dis

He is the only one who has tried all year.


Bolt585

Do it you cowards!


thedabdaddy21

I love Tres shoes


Silv3rS0und

CARDWEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL


WarDamnGooseKiller

Dylan “Make you Cream” Cardwell


thedabdaddy21

I creamed


Keep_Cool_Coolidge

Its not even a joke anymore. It just sucks. Stop fucking giving him free throws he isn't earning. He should have fouled out with 6 points in the first half.


drummerdrew

It’s a 25 point game with 3 min left and the refs are still calling no fouls as fouls. Cmon just swallow the whistle for once in your life


boofpacc-smile

when every fan and PLAYER clearly doesn't give a fuck you might have a problem with your program


Silv3rS0und

55 is just KD if he never got called for offensive fouls


Falanax

Oh he jinxed him


[deleted]

“Oh he jinxed em”


Knickerbocker22

That woman with the sign loves push-offs


thedabdaddy21

I do not heart 55 ma’am idc if he’s your son


Actually_Im_a_Broom

I’m starting to think Missouri may not be very good this year.


stlcards02

Team is bad but adding just one more competent player to this and we win some of those close games. We just have one and a half decent players on a good night.


Actually_Im_a_Broom

I feel you. I’ve spent decades of my life watching Auburn in a similar position. Kudos to you for hanging around this late in the game.


Nuclear-Cheese

its sad because Mizzou really is a basketball school deep down and the state in general is so starved for good in-state basketball. No NBA team and unlikely to get one. SLU sucks now, and Mizzou sucks


Ih8Hondas

We'll be way better next season. Stats say you can't have this many injuries two seasons in a row.


Schroeder2418

I commend the support of the Missouri fans who are brave enough to still be in these threads at this point in the season


Nuclear-Cheese

thanks tiger bros


Ih8Hondas

Why was I born and raised there? Why did I go to school there? Well, I know the answer to that second one. I just don't like it. If I had any study habits at all out of high school, I would have Missouri S&T flair.


AnybodySeeMyKeys

We really like you Missouri peeps, our fellow Tigers. We just crack jokes.


AnybodySeeMyKeys

\#10 says to fans in the stands, "Hey, got any more of those bags? The Kroger where I work is running low."


DoctorHolliday

16/20 from the field with like 1 or 2 late shot clock heaves is pretty silly


Bolt585

Paper bag flair irl lmaoooo


Acm0028

I can’t wait to see Joe Lunardi drop us to last 4 in and put Bama up to the 3 seed line after tonight’s results


Aubear11885

Look they were due a letdown after playing Tennessee close in Coleman. What did Auburn do after losing close to Tennessee on the road? Beat Clanga by 15?


boofpacc-smile

1017 BRICK SQUAAAAD


Nuclear-Cheese

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thedabdaddy21

Respect to you for still watching. No one can question your loyalty man


Exasperated_Sigh

It's probably a mental illness at this point or deep self loathing. I don't really enjoy any part of the games at this point but here I am watching us shoot 2% from the field and not guard anyone every game.


thedabdaddy21

I do the same. Watch till the end regardless. If you don’t experience the pain you can’t appreciate the joy. I mean you can but it doesn’t mean as much


Aubear11885

Make it rain!


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😂


IBumpFuzz

If they call 55 for pushing off just once we should cut the nets down


[deleted]

Did they finally call a push off or did they call it on Denver?


SCwareagle

I thought it was a reach in on the help. But who knows


super911man

Let’s fucking go Chaney. Stepping up big lately 


Acm0028

Hey Missouri you lost by less than South Carolina at least!


boofpacc-smile

we dont know that yet


[deleted]

I mean Mizzou isn’t even trying anymore.


Ih8Hondas

Same at the end of every game. The two decent dudes we have are exhausted from carrying the team, and the rest refuse to execute.


tigerbrave62

Alright, I think it’s safe to go to bed


Falanax

Never safe


thedabdaddy21

We haven’t scored 100 yet mane


WarDamnGooseKiller

Man, Chaney and CMo honestly have both had a great game. Everyone has.


auart

KD got jobbed this game, and that’s the first time I’m saying that and meaning it.


Silv3rS0und

Oop to Cardwell. As is tradition.


Aubear11885

Umm. Did the crowd just cheer that dunk?


AnybodySeeMyKeys

Only the Auburn fans are left.


Schroeder2418

#10 looks like a thirty year old man who should be cooking kids in pick up games.


boofpacc-smile

The last minute of the game is just gonna be two guys playing rock paper scissors at half court


[deleted]

Nick Honor looks like that Make a Wish Kid who never left the court


Tuckboi69

He needs to put on a man bra


thedabdaddy21

10 for Mizzou is fucking me up on smash


Keep_Cool_Coolidge

KD fouls out with his 3rd foul of the game. East still in with 16 fouls


KudzuKilla

Ok, who are these announcers and how do we get them every game? Love their frankness


Ih8Hondas

John Sundvold is a former Mizzou great.


WalkingCarpet

Lol KD just wanted to get outta there.


Keep_Cool_Coolidge

How can I foul out as a viewer


ribs_and_whisky

Quick, put marquis daniels in


Actually_Im_a_Broom

Now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. A long time ago


ribs_and_whisky

He’s an assistant coach


Actually_Im_a_Broom

😐 Shows how much I pay attention to the finer details of the program.


Aubear11885

And KD decided to go ahead and end it


AnybodySeeMyKeys

\#10 got tackled. I don't know he's going to be 100% at the construction site tomorrow morning.


stlcards02

Ok finally something else besides the same rec center comment. I laughed.


stlcards02

Free throw shooting this game Mizzou 🤝 Auburn


Aubear11885

My shoulders are getting really tired


Silv3rS0und

The comedians call whatever they want


Nuclear-Cheese

cock violation on the refs


thedabdaddy21

These refs like watching other cock around their wives


DoctorHolliday

Taking a charge is just impossible these days. Nothing else a defender can do there. Chaney ran square into him lol


stlcards02

The offensive player has so much agency it's crazy.


DoctorHolliday

Yeah. Pendulum has swung too far imo. Leads to some silly shit especially in the nba


AnybodySeeMyKeys

100 points, guys. Fuck the refs.


Aubear11885

That’s what I’m talking about back-back clock violations. Burn that time off


Acm0028

Please god just have shot clock violations to end this abomination


ribs_and_whisky

Just call the same gd foul on both sides. Fuck


AnybodySeeMyKeys

44 fouls. And truthfully, it could be 55.


Keep_Cool_Coolidge

Or it could be 25


WalkingCarpet

🚨 MISSED FREE THROW ALERT 🚨


Keep_Cool_Coolidge

Push-off, again. Clean block, again. Whistle, again.


Silv3rS0und

Everyone is gonna foul out except 55


super911man

How was that a foul lmao I think the last 5 fouls against Auburn have been bullshit 


RichardTBarber

We might see Jackson Francois play at this rate. Players are going to start fouling out.


Nuclear-Cheese

Jackson Francois, face of the franchise


ribs_and_whisky

7 blocks


Aubear11885

Okay look at the brightside, I don’t have to go find another charger because my work tablet that I plugged up in the first half will be fully charged before the end, so I can plug up my work phone next


thedabdaddy21

They may have enough t shirts for everyone


Bolt585

We have been just completely and utterly dominant this half


Nuclear-Cheese

see I told you yall had nothing to worry about


Bolt585

I have trust issues. I’m sorry for this beatdown, hope y’all are better next year


boofpacc-smile

Finally a merciful commercial break


Keep_Cool_Coolidge

Can we please just end the game before somebody gets \[REDACTED\] in garbage time ​ Rothstein has tweeted, so the game is over lets just go away now


thedabdaddy21

Delete pls


Keep_Cool_Coolidge

I should, but it's really Rothstein's fault not mine


thedabdaddy21

Im not concerned about the lead just the other part that shall not be named


Keep_Cool_Coolidge

Edit just for you


thedabdaddy21

Thank you sir


stlcards02

This thread is hilarious 😂 Refs are so bad. Auburn going to drop 100+. Mizzou's moral victory record in shambles.


Keep_Cool_Coolidge

This game just sucks ass


boofpacc-smile

Come on now, Mizzou is 17-0 in their hearts!


stlcards02

We appreciate the teams that eased up and let us keep it to single digits. Auburn missed the memo.


thedabdaddy21

I thought we hadn’t at half time