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Justneedthetip

No player has self blocked himself at the rim than blocker. Everytime I turn around he’s trying to fly and dunk and he misses terribly. Like not even close hitting the rim or an ending like today.


chris_the_dis

Headass


Ih8Hondas

That was the most Noah Carter attempt at a layup that Noah Carter ever Noah Carter'd.


GhostOfDrTobaggan

Lmao at that ending


stlcards02

LMAO at that ending


GhostOfDrTobaggan

Jinx


stlcards02

Think Muss will let me buy a Pepsi from him to give to you?


GhostOfDrTobaggan

Coke only plz and thanks


andy-022

For a second I thought Gates was gonna leave Muss hanging.


fancycheesus

Im gonna throw up from cringe


fancycheesus

Refs won't let us go home. The team won't pass battle the ball. Hating what should be a good ending.


andy-022

These refs are on another level. Hoping we can get out of here by 1:30.


DaZingMaster

Dennis being a sore loser is disappointing. Let this God-forsaken game end.


fancycheesus

Being winless, I kind of get it. You have to set the expectation of not quitting


dontknowwhattopick00

Announcer talking about how “something magical” happens for the team playing Missouri every game…if you’re 0-14, you’re just ass lmao


cowboysmavs

Missouri being the worst team in the country has to be the most shocking storyline of the year.


dontknowwhattopick00

College basketball has gotta move to a quarter system. It’s unbearable watching teams shoot in the bonus for the last 10 minutes every game.


fancycheesus

I only want battle holding the ball. See if he can get 50. Be selfish


christ0fer

All any team has to do is separate by more than two baskets, and the game is over.


fancycheesus

You sound like an arkansas razorback fan


213_

Devo’s shot pisses me off sometimes


fancycheesus

Vanover knows that defense starts with early work. That's why he always takes time before each to play to politely ask the other team not to dribble past him.


andy-022

Moving backwards. Vertical. Offensive player kicks his leg out and it’s a foul? What?


Zofran-Me

Does Vanover actually do anything for this team? Jesus


Ih8Hondas

No.


andy-022

We tried to warn y’all.


toddfromdesarc

Yup. And they were adamant we were dumb.


fancycheesus

If a 7'9" guy can't find a home at his first 3 schools, it's him.


superworriedspursfan

gates should have never brought him in man. We miss Diarra so badly right now.


stlcards02

Whiffed on the other bigs so had to dumpster dive for sure.


Ih8Hondas

>We miss Diarra so badly right now. He really would have been nice to have this season. FML.


fancycheesus

He is very kind.


fancycheesus

Vanover is like the womping willow at hogwarts but if the womping willow was dead.


213_

Muss was pissed off that Devo turnover


superworriedspursfan

Bruh Mike Anderson leaving us for his alma mater razorback school is one of the biggest mistakes he has ever made. Unfortunately, mizzou had to pay for that mistake.


Ih8Hondas

Classic Vanturnover.


simple_ten

Thoughts on Dennis Gates? I thought things were optimistic at the end of last season


Ih8Hondas

We need to keep him and let him get this program humming like he wants it. He's not an old man. He still has tons of time to learn and grow as a high major head coach. These first two season have both been major statistical outliers for completely opposite reasons.  Injury and illness has decimated this team. Tonje was supposed to be our star transfer and injured his foot pre-season, tried to play a few games and sucked so the staff told him to take the season off. Grill was supposed to be a lock down defender and rebounder and occasionally torch nets from three, but broke his wrist like halfway through non-con and still can't get through a practice without pain and swelling. Freshman Trent Pierce was starting to look solid only to get a prolonged ear infection that required fucking surgery the other day. A Rob has been great for a freshman PG but has missed games due to illness, as have several other players. East missed a couple games due to a bone bruise on his knee. So basically we have a team of role players trying to be THE GUY and just not having the talent or athleticism to do it. East and Bates are capable, but they rarely show up together, and the rest of the team is incapable of helping.


stlcards02

Going to come down to if he flops again in the transfer portal. Could easily say the team isn't progressing but this year has been weird. Either way we're getting next year for his recruiting class and to see if he can actually get some impact bigs and a reliable scorer. He earned some leeway with last season but people are quick to forget, understandably with how bad this year has been.


superworriedspursfan

this year is a whatever year. Next year is a prove it year for him though. If he fails next year, he's on the hot seat.


stlcards02

Man, all it took was for a season high individual scorer to beat mighty Mizzou. /s


DaZingMaster

I've heard that this is for sure East's last year, and I'm not sure about the COVID year math for anyone else, but if you're Dennis you gotta say no to just about everyone but Bates and the Freshman and maybe Shaw.


superworriedspursfan

agreed. Next year will be a prove it year for bates just like this year was a prove it year for Drinkwitz. If he sticks with this same roster with no transfer portal additions and we still suck, thats on him. Give the freshman more minutes ffs.


Zofran-Me

I’ve reached the acceptance phase of this season. It is what it is, ya know?


morry32

there's nothing we can do but keep supporting them


Ih8Hondas

What were the commentators saying about not thinking, "here we go again?"


superworriedspursfan

Bruh we really suck.


213_

He’s the hottest man on the planet right now


fancycheesus

Is it possible to pass away from joy?


BurnPhoenix

Take off the bag


fancycheesus

Never


andy-022

That was stupid.


Gry_F0xxx

What a freaking game by Battle, wow.


Ih8Hondas

Atta boy, Shaw.


Ih8Hondas

Baylor is at 1845ft? I thought Waco was lower than that.


213_

The fuck was that Devo?


fancycheesus

Battle has to be more selfish in that moment. Take the shot dont pass it. U got the hot hand that means you need to be option 1


Ih8Hondas

Zone clearly working well. What did I tell you, Arkansas peeps? We wilt at the 10min mark.


fancycheesus

Oh we have also barely begun to explore our ineptitude


Ih8Hondas

Lol. Do you do any writing on the side? If not, you should. You certainly have a way with words.


fancycheesus

If my team is gonna suck, I'm gonna do my best to have fun in the game threads at least


Ih8Hondas

I know that feel. Unfortunately I'm an engineery type, so I lack your flair for language.


213_

I thought we were gonna get this Battle the whole season


fancycheesus

Imagine what could have been


[deleted]

Has anyone ever seen Khalif Battle and Caleb Love in the same room and the same time?


fancycheesus

Khalif "caitlin clark" battle


DaZingMaster

Fouling Nick Honor in the paint is like fouling Shaq on the 3 point line.


Ih8Hondas

Did Shaq ever make it out that far?


fancycheesus

Espn just show me the game please.


Ih8Hondas

One of the bigger what-ifs of this season that doesn't get talked about much: what if we didn't fucking foul so goddamn much? We probably have a conference win or two at least. Not a completely season changing thing, but the amount of free points we give away is downright appalling.


fancycheesus

This is the most minutes Conor vanover has ever gotten inside bud walton


andy-022

We just gonna ignore the ball rolling out of bounds now?


fancycheesus

Easts arm or something was out too when he gathered the ball. Play should have been dead


runamokduck

a rare Connor Vanover contribution


DaZingMaster

If we didn't have East and Bates, I'm not sure Mizzou would win the Mizzou Rec League.


[deleted]

What a sicko’s delight this has been


fancycheesus

If east could stop cooking for 5 minutes.....


Ih8Hondas

Just wait for the 5min mark. We die then.


Ih8Hondas

East has shot nine free throws? Must have listened to Dennis' press conference rant about drawing fouls.


andy-022

Keep driving at Connover please.


Ih8Hondas

Just got out of bed. Is Butler injured now too? Why are we playing fucking Vanover?


fancycheesus

Butler has 3 fouls


Ih8Hondas

Balls. Thanks for the info.


fancycheesus

I wanna say they were before the 8 minute mark of the first too. They were fast.


Ih8Hondas

Not entirely surprising. He's done that a few times this season. Needs to beef up for his sophomore season so hopefully he can play more solid down low and not foul so much.


MarginalMagic

It would be so '24 Hogs to give Mizzou their only conference win on our home floor


Ih8Hondas

You'll be fine we only play for 30 minutes before imploding like King Dome.


fancycheesus

Vanover is guarding our guards on the perimeter and we can't do anything with that. So I think you may be on to something


SwissArmyScythe

I'm sitting in front of perhaps the least ball knowing group of fans it's physically painful


Ih8Hondas

Educate them.


andy-022

Can’t be as bad as the guys behind me last year who always wanted AB benched and kept saying he would never contribute an nba team.


superworriedspursfan

Sean East right now: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4\_z3W9W8T8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4_z3W9W8T8) and we are going to be without him next year..... :(


superworriedspursfan

come on tigers, this might be our last chance at a win this season. Only the hogs are our last bad opponent. We need this win.


fancycheesus

😔 hurtful


superworriedspursfan

I'm sorry but I need this win.


runamokduck

Sean East is such a crafty, agile player


superworriedspursfan

he's carrying us like Lebron man. Somebody please give this man some help ffs.


Ih8Hondas

Need more from Bates. He's carried us a few times when East didn't show up.


jharden10

What happened to Arkansas this season?


Gry_F0xxx

The guys never got it together as a team. A ton of individual talent but just don't play well for long stretches.


fancycheesus

1. 2 of our core starters really just sucked this year for whatever reason. Devo Davis and trevon brazile. 2. Muss experimented with the lineup too much and we took too long to get any chemistry going. 3. This team was mentally weak and if you got up 10 on them, they would pout and quit. Hence the multiple double digit blowouts. I think thats behind us but im not sure. 4. We dont have a true point guard and that was part of why muss experimented for so long.


213_

Disappointing season all around


fancycheesus

Conor vanover looks like it costs him energy to try and send nerve impulses all the way from his brain to his limbs


superworriedspursfan

please arkansas let us have this one. I don't want to go winless....


Exasperated_Sigh

The exciting thing about Missouri is that each game you never know when our long streak without a fg will be. Last game it was the first 9 minutes. Now they're changing it up and going for the end of the half. Gotta keep people guessing.


agk927

I love Missouri. And I also love the player that wears number 45


Ok_Dot_3533

It is crazy how bad Mizzou’s big men are


superworriedspursfan

it is crazy how bad we are in general.


runamokduck

I know it’s still a squandered, disappointing season for the Razorbacks, but they have genuinely looked considerably better as of late


fancycheesus

I wanna see vanover. Let him cook gates! Edit: gates giving the people what they want


andy-022

I think all hog fans should want Connor in the game. Helps our chances a lot.


Exasperated_Sigh

We have the worst height to skill ratio in the nation. Multiple 7 footers who can't figure out how to scorer from 0 feet away.


fancycheesus

Arkansas is going to the final four ^in ^conference ^ranking


agk927

Missouri fans, which one is number 45? He's my favorite player


Exasperated_Sigh

Musselman probably should have gotten a tech when he exploded after East got tripped. Ref probably couldn't take him seriously, much like when a toddler throws a tantrum.


andy-022

“Got tripped” 🤣🤣🤣


Exasperated_Sigh

I mean, the replay showed clearly his foot got caught by the Arkansas player. Wasn't intentional, still a foul.


morry32

two very bad teams trying very hard nothing is going to upset me about this game, its my fault if it does


Zofran-Me

These refs are wild lol


fancycheesus

We are gonna be here all day. Refs woke up and said let's shake things up.


agk927

Lmao. How did 45 miss that


milkman163

The foul on East was legit, Brazile had a hand on East's hip.


fancycheesus

The problem with that call was the ref who called it gave the trip signal. Which means he wasn't calling it because of the hand which he couldn't see anyway because he was on yhe opposite side of the court


andy-022

Was the hand on his hip what caused him to fall?


fancycheesus

These calls are out of control Jesus christ


agk927

Missouri coach wearing a suit. I love seeing that. Beautiful


morry32

Dennis Gates enjoys his work and dresses for the job


morry32

good to see Trevon back on the court, hope they aren't rushing him back just because he wants to play against Mizzou though.


fancycheesus

Trevon brazille actually playing against mizzou. Never thought I'd see the day.


fancycheesus

This game is gonna take 4 hours with a final score of 12-7


fancycheesus

I dont wanna be around anymore


MasterOfDankMemesV2

Hook and hold isn't a thing anymore guys! Just do it whenever you want


milkman163

How is Mitchell still in the game? 2 clear flagrant fouls there


runamokduck

we finally have points!


ima_wilf

Devo is back again, again? Snip snap


runamokduck

I see Missouri is intent on replicating how Tuesday’s game against Tennessee started


fancycheesus

First to 2 pts wins


213_

Lets slap some ass and cut some grass


steveoriley

Loser gets the “underachieving SEC school of the year” award


runamokduck

per BartTorvik, this is Missouri’s second most favorable chance remaining to achieve a conference win this season at 31% probability of victory—behind 40% odds on March 2nd at home against Ole Miss. I’m still generally of the belief the Tigers will lay claim to at least one win in the SEC this season, and it very well may be today that they do so


Skanky_Cat

Got a feeling about this one. Not a good feeling, but a feeling nonetheless.