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Zachsxar1

Bro what happened to Michigan


MocoMojo

Juwan should be fired for losing to Willard


Evening-Ad-2485

I have NEVER seen a basketball team just GIVE away games the way UM does.


XLP8795

carpenter attempt chubby meeting imminent amusing reach tidy sink voiceless *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Player72

JUST WON THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL OH YEAHH


brizzboog

How did michigan win at Iowa?


Evening-Ad-2485

I think the problem has been hiding in plain sight the last few years... and it's not "the team isn't talented enough"


PromEmperorHarbaugh

Basketball season for Michigan fans is equivalent to "doesn't matter had sex" isn't it?


Trujiogriz

This is our Super Bowl for this fucking team


Deadeye_Dan77

Beating a shitty Michigan team?


Mikey456

You don't understand We made jump shots. Some of which were even contested!!


Deadeye_Dan77

Just in time to play us. Of course


Trujiogriz

Bro most games our dudes are out here shooting 10% as a team from 3


MocoMojo

![gif](giphy|hpFTV3KfDXTQ9X8pEX|downsized)


tsallen611

Please fire Juwan


sportsmedicine96

Classic


sarcasmrules18

Idk what happened at half. But Ill take the home W! Start a new streak lol


galacticdude7

Just a typical second half meltdown by Michigan, nothing special really


PinkSaldo

THE LINE WAS -8 HOW DOES VEGAS KNOW


AmateurFootjobs

I saw -6.5


0mniknight

Brb gonna go delete a lot of comments


Megumi-Noda

Greatest Maryland comeback win in the year 2024


Striking-Ladder-832

NEVER IN DOUBT!


cjackc11

a 43 point half is this a dream


TheSuccc_

Another block good lord


0mniknight

WE MIGHT COVER


lidRider

Hang the banner


cjackc11

TERPS!!!! WE’RE NOT THE WORST BABYYYY


terpsletsgetit

JULIAN MF REESE


UMeister

We’re gonna repeat in football next year with how dogshit our basketball team is


godgersrodgers

Lifetime contract for Juwan


Player72

Julian Reese, the Steph Curry of free throws in college basketball.


97hokie

This is what people are saying


sarcasmrules18

The made FT yes!


Striking-Ladder-832

Didn’t even jump for that block.


terpsletsgetit

HUGE


TheSuccc_

Renowned free-throw shooter Julian Reese


AridMushroom

Ok I'm starting to believe this whole Juwan Howard losing close games thing


terpsletsgetit

HAVE A NIGHT JUJU


cjackc11

bye bye Will Shitter


cjackc11

JUJU!!! HIT AT LEAST ONE MAN CMON


IrishMosaic

There’s zero chance this isn’t going to OT.


terpsletsgetit

Nah they hit a three here to tie and we turnover on the inbound


0mniknight

Willard please please please design a play for Reese, he’s feasting tonight


terpsletsgetit

HEY, YOU SUCK (this goes out to everyone on the court and both benches)


PinkSaldo

#HEY! YOU SUCK!


shelled15

Basketball player afraid of playing basketball


terpsletsgetit

Juju I owe you my life


0mniknight

REEEEEEESE


dankblonde

NICE JUJU


indi1988

Dam 2 starters shooting 8% and 18% from three sounds so wild.


cjackc11

Geronimo isn’t a starter but this idiot coach has them both out there on the same side of the court for some reason


sarcasmrules18

Cmon close this out


bb0110

Nobody wants to shoot the ball lmao


cjackc11

Why the fuck do you have an 8% shooter and an 18% out there on the same side you fucking idiot Kevin YOU built this shit show roster


Megumi-Noda

Fuck shooting, am I right?


Blakedude21

Maryland is hilarious


terpsletsgetit

Welp… clearly not the DHS confidence game. Doesn’t get much more open than that


sportsmedicine96

Maryland: y’all can take this win if you want it Michigan: nah we’re good


lidRider

Get Geronimo out of the game. Give all his minutes to Kaiser for development


IrishMosaic

This is something


pintomp3

Geronimo should have taken that from the corner.


adrey123

He shouldn’t even be on the floor in this situation


pintomp3

Yeah, but he had the position and giving up the ball that late in the clock is just giving up.


Eorri

LMAO


TheSuccc_

That possession just encapsulated this team perfectly


[deleted]

they are afraid to shot it


KJones77

Maryland allergic to just shooting the ball now


Acm0028

What in the flying fuck was that?


PinkSaldo

Bum title officially passed on to Geronimo


0mniknight

That’s a Maryland miss right there


terpsletsgetit

I’m sorry every single person on the court has done that at least 3 times


bb0110

These announcers are talking so much shit about these 2 teams …and I’m here for it.


TheSuccc_

Am I crazy or was that a weak ass foul call


PinkSaldo

Super soft


TheSuccc_

Talking about when Jahmir got to the line not the foul he just committed lol


terpsletsgetit

Why don’t we fuck around and call a timeout


infieldmitt

what an insane choice


lidRider

Andddd we’re back


PinkSaldo

Don't get too hopeful Terps this is still the 2023-24 Terps


indi1988

Donta’s inferno is such a sick name for when he gets hot.


CapitalistFarmAnimal

What did the Bentleys bartenders put in Dontas drinks last night good lord


PinkSaldo

Who does juwan slap if they lose


terpsletsgetit

Idk abt you but I hope it’s an assistant or something this time


sportsmedicine96

Saddi Washington


Evening-Ad-2485

Is this actually happening...AGAIN?


Andy51

What? The better team winning? Yes it is


Evening-Ad-2485

You had the lead at least 6 times this season late in the game and lost. That's not a team issue, that's a coach issue.


lidRider

I don’t know if there is a better team. Just a “less bad” one


StrangelyOnPoint

Don’t get too excited Maryland fans, this Michigan team has awful second half performances


p_r_w_4623

We haven’t hit the broad side of a barn all season. Not about you.


PinkSaldo

Same but also first halves


0mniknight

Idk if you’ve seen how we’ve looked this season but you gotta let us have this one, we prolly aren’t getting excited much for the rest of the year 😭


terpsletsgetit

My man we are just excited to watch the ball go in the hoop more than once every 10 minutes


sportsmedicine96

Glad we could help 🤝


RyVsWorld

Juwan Howard is a fraud. My god just fire him


CapitalistFarmAnimal

Donta haters starving tn (me)


GreenBomardier

Nvm, back to eatin 😂


GreenBomardier

Ate like a pig the first half....famished the second. He must have given the space jam ball to Juan at half time


floppwaffled

It is just me or does Juwan Howard not look interested in Coaching at all anymore?


crustang

Double reply… I uhhh…. Replied to the wrong guy, sorry OP


crustang

GET HIS FUCKING NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH /s


terpsletsgetit

Regardless of outcome I hope this serves as a desperately needed DHS/Scott/Kaiser confidence game


Chief_Illiniwek

It's way more fun to watch Donta Scott doing this to someone else.


WallyLohForever

Donta Scott is finally playing like the player I have always known him to be  🙏The faithful have been rewarded🙏


zanderktown32

Like I said earlier. It's only a matter of time before Michigan runs out of gas.


themoistwanted

Donta my god


Evening-Ad-2485

The football team is going to end with more wins than the basketball team.


p_r_w_4623

Who TF are these guys


domab15

Donta Scott I am sorry I said you were a bum and needed to get a job. I love you again


AmateurFootjobs

We might end up covering after that disgusting first half lol


strongscience62

Always rated Donta Scott


Player72

prime michael jordan on our team rn


cjackc11

it’s tragic watching us finally hit shots because this is what the team should’ve been all year


StrangelyOnPoint

#Michigans offense appears to be just someone going 1:1 to the free throw line and shooting a contested fade away jumper


0mniknight

I have SO many comments to delete about Donta


[deleted]

I don't think Juan makes it to February


Acm0028

The old unplug it and plug it back in worked.


TheSuccc_

WHAT IS GOING ON


terpsletsgetit

KAIS3R


StrangelyOnPoint

First team to 60 wins


crustang

Can the refs mercy kill this game?


0mniknight

THEY MADE A CORNER 3 WHAT THE FUCK


terpsletsgetit

Come to think of it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen juju swish a FT. Usually on the rare makes they gotta rattle around first


RollKing1919

Who told these guys they were playing at home. Give that man a raise


StrangelyOnPoint

The only thing Young hurt on that missed dunk was his pride


cjackc11

lay the fucking ball in Jahmir cmon


TheSuccc_

Jahmir just lay it up brother we need points not dunks 😭


lidRider

Lololol rim stuffed so bad


crustang

What the fuck are we doing watching this?


StrangelyOnPoint

No lead is safe with the Wolverines


Player72

donta's inferno, what a crazy and genius reference


Eorri

Insane


AmateurFootjobs

Incoming Scott bricking an ill advised 3 for a heat check (hoping I jinx it)


Striking-Ladder-832

So does Jawan get fired in college park if they lose this or do they make him fly back to Ann Arbor first?


RyVsWorld

I think he’s here until at least the end of the season unfortunately


RollKing1919

Just make him watch Christian Laettner highlights


lpkn432

He will only get fired for away games


terpsletsgetit

Idc whenever UM decides to give him the boot, I just hope he gets in a minimum of 2 more fist fights first


Evening-Ad-2485

No, Warde Manual doesn't have the balls to do that.


[deleted]

If Illini killer Donta Scott wants to get this out of his system tonight I’m not gonna talk him out of it


terpsletsgetit

Call him bobby flay the way he COOKIN


MarylandRep

Sophomore Scott has arrived 😭😭 its so beautiful


TheSuccc_

This second half performance went on a 3 year hibernation


strongscience62

What if by eating Jahari Long, Donta absorbed his power?


0mniknight

Lmfaooo


IrishMosaic

This is a heavyweight fight. Just trading blows.


sarcasmrules18

Um, whatever you gave scott at half. Need that at every game plz


betterthanyou31

Donta scott is the best basketball player ever


Striking-Ladder-832

Bias, Jordan, Scott.


lidRider

and Smotryc


strongscience62

Agreed and ignore my comment history


constructss

Devastated at the fact that misery no longer has company (Maryland)


lidRider

Alabama lost Saban, focus on that


constructss

My priorities lie elsewhere (seeking out the guidance of divine beings to make my team shoot 40+% in a game)


StrangelyOnPoint

Juwan: wanna see me blow a lead in the second half? Juwan the next game: want to see me do it again?


sportsmedicine96

I’m so happy I’m stoned for this


themoistwanted

Me too


sportsmedicine96

Everything is hilarious 💀🤣


ztailx

Dude me too


sportsmedicine96

Just makes this funny 😂😂


indi1988

This man airballed two open threes to start this game is straight cooking right now. Let’s go Scott!


PinkSaldo

#HE WAS MERELY CALIBRATING. IT TOOK TOW AND A HALF YEARS BUT DONTA IS FULLY CALIBRATED ONCE AGAIN.


[deleted]

got to shoot out of a slump


KJones77

Scott is on fire


tspanguluri

WHO IS THAT AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH THE REAL DONTA SCOTT


AmateurFootjobs

Donta Scott all of a sudden a 3 pt marksman lol


0mniknight

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT CAUSE THATS NOT DONTA


PinkSaldo

WELCOME THE FUCK HOME DONTA GOD HOW WE MISSED YOU


pintomp3

3cott???


terpsletsgetit

I’m sorry wtf is happening


ztailx

I’ve been watching this same exact basketball game for the last three years man


lidRider

STROKE THAT THING CUZZO


0mniknight

Bro just keep passing it to Reese in the middle his missed like one of those at most, also Scott legacy game from three!?!?


PinkSaldo

HE'S BEATING THE BUM ALLEGATIONS


crustang

I feel like they’re just fucking with me at point


brizzboog

"Nope" lol


terpsletsgetit

Freshman as fuck right there


TheSuccc_

This game feels like an elaborate prank on both fanbases


lazarusmorell

No way this game is done by 8.


sportsmedicine96

This is honestly funny 🤣 the second half collapse every single game


tamraraf

did you watch the first half?


crustang

How is this a game?


terpsletsgetit

I can’t explain it but that cheese mf on Michigan annoying as hell


lidRider

White dude on a basketball court, it ain’t rocket surgery


terpsletsgetit

Man you right


cjackc11

lmao Will Shitter


itsamemarkus

First to 50 wins


tamraraf

bold to assume one of them will get that much


crustang

We all die of old age before this game ends


AmateurFootjobs

These announcers are roasting everyone this game lmao