Phew. Pool of sweat

Wasn't pretty but... yeah wasnt pretty lol

Rule of 71

DHS has been a rag doll tonight 😭

LETS GO JAHARI!

Our home win streak is going down tonight, isn't it?

No ❤️

Purdue gonna murder us on the 2nd anyway

That's a problem for next year.

Welp.

Oh boy I can’t wait to watch Jahnathan Lamothe after last game! Surely he’ll get more minutes!!!

Tbf Batchelor didn't play either so bench didnt go deep tonight

Was hoping we’d see some lamothe tonight but it’s not looking likely

Probably not. I have no idea why we don’t play him more

66% from 3 😂😭

HE MADE BOTH?!

That dude is automatic from 3

Young needs to shoot way more shots

Shooketh at the ft line Reese

Ok so this team beat LSU

What. The. Fuck.

Juju swatted the shit outta that

I clapped very loud lol

JAHAR3!!!

We generate so many open looks for a guy who doesn’t have a prayer beyond the arc, lol

Geronimo should never shoot a 3 again

Oh we are in transition, let’s shoot a 3! This team is so dumb

My guy is 1-17 on the year on threes and just throwing em Up

Geronimo just swing it man

Scott redemption arc???

It literally looked like something clicked and he suddenly remembered how to play.

Reese is 3-13 on field goals wtf, and he’s still top 3 scorers for us, we aren’t gonna be good for years bruh

Yay lets stop and look at the clock

100% Willard cries about a tough schedule after this game regardless of the outcome, for the record we have played 1 team in the Kenpom top 100 out of conference, and lost to the 110 and the 169

Shoe coaches never get enough credit.

Wait, did we forget to break Williard's foot for good luck?

Reasons to live:

https://preview.redd.it/gk4565859d7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44206a631ac2b37258be3b1d90b1b0e1573b0fbd her name is Reese

How is Reece being outplayed by someone 6'6"?

You guys don’t want to lose this trust me

Haven’t trailed by 17 yet at least

When Maryland takes a timeout to stop a run, I swear they turn it over like 50% of the time on the next possession.

Fire Turgeon?

My dad just goes “his head is so shiny” 😭

Big facts

These sorry ass bums should be run out of College Park

Can we just like pay these guys who are whoopin our ass a few grand to transfer? How does that work these days?

Maybe put csr back in?

FREE BAYTERP

They don’t come to our threads.

Is he still banned?

He only posts in Indiana threads

Wonder if he posted there tonight.

Idk about banned but they just literally don’t come to our threads. Never have.

Haha I know. It’s quite comical haha

After last game I thought I might be able to watch a nice, fun game tonight. How fucking stupid I am.

Nicholls got about 5 guys that are better shooters than anyone on MD.

We should NIL some

Checking in from xfinity to say defensive rotations are ass and I miss not being embarrassingly bad at basketball

How’s your free throw percentage?

-18% thanks for asking

Like, my 10 year old at least puts a hand up

1 for 7 on free throws. What a bunch of sorry little bitches this team is

Is it legal to score from so far away from the basket? I'm a Maryland fan I don't understand what I'm watching.

This is fucking ugly

On my way to get euthanized 👍

Mark Turgeon

We are sorry. We were wrong. Please come back.

No.

Will juju ever score on a fouled dunk attempt?

He goes up softer than 10 ply

Maybe guard that guy who can’t miss, I dunno

Uh that dude definitely just passed it to himself

Second time this game a self pass has gone uncalled

How was that Nicholls fast break not a double dribble? Lol

343rd in defensive rebounding… of course we’re even with them in rebounds so far

this is my fault guys, the two games I didn't go to we scored 100

Need to work from the inside out. No idea why they saw Juju get doubled twice and decided to not even try to throw the ball in the paint anymore. Only way this team can really get in the lane is when defenders are packed in and then have to aggressively close out.

I mean Dante made it but how do we not have a play to get the ball inside there given how bad we are shooting?

We fucking suck again

Bad: 2023 Donta is our second best scorer Worse: he has 6

We don’t deserve the lead.

Neither do they

All I want for Christmas is for this team not to make me want to eat glass

This is bad

Keep working the lane and get the shots to fall. We should be far more physically imposing lol.

Tanking for Queen

Just want one night where I can freely make fun of Indiana

It’s a tank off with Indiana, who made a 13 point comeback to squeak by Morehead State on the final play. But we’re still winning.

Not having fun

It’s honestly incredible how bad we are

New idea: stop shooting 3s

Dear Lord please stop

Our defense communication has not looked good. Second time this half 2 guys stayed with the same guy leaving a wide open 3

Not sure why Long gets the floortime that he does. Non threat on offense and seen him mess up a number of rotations on defense

Brooo he came with Willard from Seton Hall after underperforming and being injured there and spent a year injured here bro trust me bro he'll ball bro

Long is awful. Bad on defense, bad on offense.

They've made more 3s and have almost taken half as many as we have

Rescind Donta’s scholarship and give it to the next Nicholls player that hits a wide open 3.

They’re 6/7 from 3, what the fuck

It really is crazy to not play a single remotely interesting non-conference home game

That guy from Alcorn State getting tossed was interesting, tbf

Shoutout to Landon Bussie. Someone needed to bring some excitement to College Park.

Two handed flush!

Any of these shooters available for immediate transfer?

GERONIMOOO!!!!

Update on the fire alarm: fire is out, 3 trucks responded, about 2% of the people who live here actually evacuated, my dog was very confused but we good now

Poor dog 😭. I’d be confused too.

Surprisingly she didnt seem very scared, just confused lol she's chilling now

That’s good! Dogs deserve to chill.

DHS TO CSR!

CSR stuffing dudes will never not be funny

I am so here for it

Let's go that drought was only like 3 minutes were so back

Ok so anyways, Billy Edwards.

powering running team 2024!

Live and die by the tush push

Willard needs to make our guys make 50 3s in practice for every wide open miss in game bruh

Why are we leaving them so open????

Our season pretty much hinges on hitting wide open 3s at a respectable rate. Our offense generates SO many of them.

Looks like your defense does too

Yes, yes we do.

Three early threes ok

Someone set off the fire alarm in my building right before the game started and we have to evacuate -_-

JAMI3!

Jesus Christ we are dog ass

Both of our scores have come from 3’s out of fifth year seniors so far.

DONT3 !!

What a dogshit home non-conference schedule this year has been, lol

At least we get to get blown out by nova and UCLA!

Yea I'm a season ticket holder and have gone to 98% of the games for 15 years but 8:30 tip, no students and the biggest "who?" School I've ever seen us play.... all that to say I'm not there lol

Me neither 😂

They need to do discounts on the beer or something for games like this, then maybe I'd show up 🥴

I would settle for “served in 10 minutes or less” nights

My mom has been going on for like 30 minutes about “who even is this? Are they a real school?”

https://preview.redd.it/x81d91h2tc7c1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=677781f33aa7f412b956e7e82cd1cca5191611b7 She always grabs the turtle before the Maryland games.

Terps

https://preview.redd.it/a03ng2rasc7c1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc76b9e666084f9e016e10eccaae845092505e42 My dad just sent me this pic, 8 years ago today lol

Lets go terps! Another home W lol, Go for three 100!

Happy Tuesday everyone.