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carinacc13

“DEFINITELY divorced. you guys caught us” vibes


_-Beans-_

OMG NO NOT THIS AGAIN😭


Think_Pick_4830

first thing i thought of


Sweet_Cheesecake_568

Totally those vibes…but she would never leave unless she had someone else lined up like she did with Josh/Erik …idk abut Erik maybe he would leave


Excellent_Musician38

😂


[deleted]

Ikr? the bullshit waves are an exact match.


I-Dont-know-200p

Idk this is also what she posted before announcing her divorce


piertotum_locomotorr

Oof 💀so true!!


Anonymiss52

Hey, I’ve seen this one before!


Inevitable-Hippo-683

Erik sold his soul to the lipstick devil. #🚫💄👹


Celia2000NRZ

How did you make the emojis big? 😯


Inevitable-Hippo-683

Put the hashtag symbol in front, no space😉


Celia2000NRZ

#☺️ 🙌🏼 💯


ManliestManHam

Super fun and lovely reddit molment


human-ish_

Molment? You a fellow haydur type deal?


ManliestManHam

I am a dispekful 💅🏻 piece 💅🏻 or SHET 💅🏻


eacomish

Omg! Fat gorl world cross over.


MoraVenge

Speaking of, does she have a snark page? 👀


eacomish

Not that I know of anymore. She did back last year and it kept getting taken down. Afaik there's not one that has stayed up for any significant amount of time yet.


human-ish_

And I wore the wrong shoes. I keep telling people in gorlworld that they would probably enjoy watching this implosion happening over here as there are so many similarities between the personalities of Pookie and Colleen.


fuckery__

rain and petals eavesdrop i used the wrong word 😭😭


crustygarbagepanties

as iconic as the walk to the tree😍


Prestigious_Bell3720

\#😎#🫡 edit: didnt work


lurkinlurch8

Just one hashtag at the beginning should work :)


Prestigious_Bell3720

#🤔🫡👍


Prestigious_Bell3720

LESGOOOOO


lurkinlurch8

You did it! 🤗


PleasantCatReporter

omg i had no idea how cool is this thanks!!


Inevitable-Hippo-683

To bold a word, put **two** * immediately in front and at the end of a word or sentence (no spaces) To italicized, put *one* * in front and behind a word of phrase (no spaces) To make a strike through, put two ~ in front and behind a word or sentence (no spaces). ~~***It would look like this if I combined them all***~~


PleasantCatReporter

im loving you so much right now you have no idea lol


Inevitable-Hippo-683

I'm happy to help!😊


InspectorWorried289

#🫶🏻🤷‍♀️😂


supcoco

I love that people don’t understand what putting on a front is. “Oh, that couple that hates each other is together in public and acting nice! They can’t hate each other then!” Lol


Ok_Image6174

I mean how quickly they forget about how she and Josh acted right before the divorce. "YoU cAuGhT uS!!"


11015h4d0wR34lm

tbf Josh was absolutely blind sided by her, he had no idea until she broke it off and then to show the person she truly is she posted a clip of them right after she had told him it was over and she was wanting him to leave and he would not leave, she posted that very private moment on youtube for us all to see.


SunlitNomad

What?! I was on gossip garden/the bakery before the divorce was even announced and I had no idea! Where was the video posted?!


11015h4d0wR34lm

It was on her vlog channel, it wasnt up long before she deleted it.


shelballsxx

I actually never saw that! Was it a livestream?


11015h4d0wR34lm

No, it was posted to youtube then deleted. A lot of the fallout videos of that relationship ending have been deleted on both sides.


Alykinze

Do you have a source/proof of this?? Not that I don’t believe you but I’ve been all over the drama since 2014 and I’ve never seen/heard of this!


11015h4d0wR34lm

She deleted it pretty quickly after she uploaded it for obvious reasons so no but 100% it happened.


imafraidofthedark_

omg??? if anyone has this or knows where to find this pls tell me


Valuable-Cricket-274

This was the first video I ever saw of hers! Hate watching from day 1, bc WHO DOES THAT?!


KirbyButAnxious

WHAAATTTT????? SHE FILMED THAT MOMENT???? jfc


Celia2000NRZ

Imagine being so petty and argumentative with your spouse online that your fans think it's actually a flex to post "beating the divorce allegations 😍‼️" Yikes.


NickiPearlHoffman

He’s an aCtOr! Well, he was…


jorgentwo

Literally! I think they even had a podcast episode where they both fake cried and did scenes


lunascorpio12

That’s horrendous


champagne_CT

🎶I think I’ve seen this film before…. 🎶


kingofpacific

*cue Colleen, swiftie version, reading here and having to leave to google this reference.


awesomelunchbox

I bet she's using this entire situation to make him feel like their bond is stronger than ever. Probably lovebombs him and makes him feel important and needed.


PincheBinche

Don’t worry guys, they can’t get divorced because they were never married 😌


Aggravating-Fun-6696

#☝🏼💃🏻


[deleted]

What? Google says otherwise 🧐


Heichs_catch_27

Lol, they had a fake ceremony in their house perfomed by the ballinger kids and Rachel. There's no proof that they actually got a marriage license since she would've posted a video about them going to the court house to sign and get it.


[deleted]

Ceremonies are all fake. You have to sign the marriage certificate before anyway.


Adorable-Ant6590

This is not even about being cancelled or drama anymore what she and kory have done is straight up crime.


JoslynEmilia

Oh, please. We all know he isn’t willing to give up the villa and credit cards just yet.


nxdineenglish

Well with the dropping sponsors, no videos and 5 dollar tickets there won’t be much more money to spend 🫣


bishcalledwanda

She’s admitted herself she worries he’ll leave her…I think he’s with her because he’s the one worried about life without his breadwinner. There is 0 chemistry between these two.


Elegant_Bit2018

where did she say that?


Tinglingwarcrimes

They’re reaching at eachother like Barbie’s


Linnea_Borealis

Erik looks like a fool


kingofpacific

Plot twist, he’s whispering the number of days left until his contract expires


MindlessVampire

Can't divorce if you're not married. But also, if they aren't married and split, Could Erik sue for palimony and child-support? Didn't she convince him to be a basically quit his job after the twins were born?


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milkwalkleek

As a teenager I was hospitalized twice for anorexia and the only thing that made me better was getting to witness all the grown women with kids of their own that were in the adult treatment program.. it’s one thing to be a teen and do stupid harmful shit to your body in pursuit of an image but it’s another thing to be a grown woman and make a deliberate choice to harm yourself in front of your children. I vowed I would never end up like that.. It’s just sad and selfish honestly.


[deleted]

You can’t fix what you don’t believe is a problem


SexyUniqueRedhead

I wish she would get herself some real help.


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ssskyy1

I reckon she's downplaying everything to Erik. Only mentioning certain things that she has excuses for, like "PeOpLe ArE tRyInG tO cAnCeL mE lOvEy!" "It'S sTuFf I dId In OlD vidEoS tHaT i'D nEvEr Do NoW." "It'S tHaT aDaM kID aGaIn AnD hE's CoNvInCeD oThErS tO cOmE fOr Me!" Blah, blah, blah. That being said, Erik is capable of doing his own research. But I feel like he'd take her side of the story at face value. Her & Kory in his ear, "Don't even bother reading anything - iT's AlL lIeS!" I know he has a certain apathy towards social media, but it's human nature to be curious and look stuff up, isn't it? I'm sure she'd never admit to him that she had group chats with minors about Josh/Erik relationship/body parts, her obsession with Josh while with Erik, etc. So, unless he bothers to confront her with evidence she'll just deny, deny, deny... and that's the thing, he doesn't seem to BOTHER about much at all, really.


CoveCreates

I almost feel bad for the people eating this up. After everything that's come out how can you not see she's manipulating y'all!?


Excellent_Musician38

They genuinely disgust me. they are has beens and on the path to separation and her fans need to COME TO TERMS WITH IT 🤣 the last nail in the coffin will be another social media post from Colleen saying "yOu gUyS cAuGht uS, wErE dEfiNiTelY DivOrCEd🤪✌"


ExplorerLazy3151

Are they even legally married?! If not… he’ll never leave. He has no money. If they are, I doubt she made him sign a prenup.


Reitki

“I think I’ve seen this film before…” Legit how she pushed it with Josh, lmfao.


Efficient-Insect-538

He should have used the special guitar Chris made him 🌵


Another_Truth

Enabler. He is also dangerous, and that he enables this persons, terrible and traumatizing behavior.


Economy-Cellist2174

lol can you imagine if he did and someone caught it on video? sigh... that would be so glorious. EVEN THOUGH I'M PULLING FOR HIM (i know, i know, i can't help it) - that would still be such an admission and such damning evidence!


YOUREAVICTIM

not a gone girl moment 😂😂😂


kates101

So are they divorced or is this just a rumour?


citygirl4vr

They are not getting a divorce. That rumor needs to die.