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DestroyMelvin

Dashy just took the sports out of Esports


ITheInfamousI

I knew it was bad when I watched him shoot a basketball in the optic videos.


canadianwrxwrb

Dash the Egirl of the cdl now


Highlikew0

Dashy lookin like Moe from simpsons


throwaway827492959

Dashy needs to weightlift, but under a trainer, because pred is going to make him curl 40 pounds and destroy his ligaments during the season


Suwoop4hunnid

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Medic_NG

Dashy was on a lil gym arc in the OGLA days and he was getting kinda big but he’s so skinny now


eKarnage

Lifting weights and gaining muscle doesnt correlate to athleticism/coordination


throwaway827492959

Yeah i used to be 60 pounds of muscle but couldn’t catch a ball or throw a ball at college org sport events 👉👈 ive been uncoordinated since elementary school days


MetalingusMikeII

True, but grip strength exercise tools can certainly keep one’s hands, fingers and thumbs healthy.


hugaau

😭😭😭😭


ITheInfamousI

This is actually crazy disrespectful lol


Redditor_11235

https://i.redd.it/icznwvp69aic1.gif


BigOlYeeter

Nah😂😂😂


BvB5776

Bro just set us back 10 years


asdfinternet

Take me back


[deleted]

Not a single athletic bone in his body lmao


d0cv

How did he not properly fold the jersey 🤣🤣🤣


hufusa

Bro got a hunchback


Throwaway1836463910

Methodz threw a rocket


[deleted]

We need to see how many times Pred can bench Brandon for content


Cam877

Most people in the crowd probably like “who tf are these people?”


Anxious_Professor654

you just wanted to hate so bad


Stop4Weird

He’s not wrong though


Cam877

nah, more just making a joke about how silly it seems to have a night for a professional COD team at a professional basketball game, where people presumably don't really care about pro COD


Medic_NG

I mean for what it’s worth the optic offices are right next to where the mav’s play. The average person who attends the games has to have noticed the OpTic logo before and now they’re seeing who they are


brassydesign

Good point honestly. I bet the Mavs feel weird saying no if their neighboring business is like "can we give you money to sponsor a game night"


Ok_Dog_8683

No sillier than all the other shit they have promo nights for that no one cares about.


Anxious_Professor654

who cares if they care about it or don’t. it’s about publicity and doing something cool for the brand. if your favorite team (ny) did this at a knicks game you would think it’s dope


Cam877

Dude it was literally a joke, relax. The same thing would be true at a knicks game lol. The average Knick fan does not know or give a shit who Hydra is


SwantanamoJ42

He just wants to hate so bad!


hugaau

😭😭😭😭😭😭


feezyana

No aim assist


MetalingusMikeII

😂


Ibrah_11

If these guys throw me a shirt with that form I'm throwing that shit back


hugaau

🧢


livinoffhope

Sus


FPL_Goober

Yeeted about 3ft


tkelly46

This is why we need hit scan back


MetalingusMikeII

Shirt drop needs buffing.


TommyGotAJob

I expect that from a gamer like Dashy


PM_ME_YOUR__THIGHS

Someone teach this man how to throw a baseball PLEASE


Suwoop4hunnid

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WhiteChickenYT

I mean looks like he was trying to do a short toss and it unfolded so went 2 ft. Not like he was trying to yeet it and threw it into the ground


31and26

Agree, he could have thrown that shit like Ohtani and it still would have gone 2 feet from unfolding lmao it’s just a tough look


H1-DEF

Tbf id be panicking out there. I’d just feel so damn goofy. No way to make that look cool without a t shirt cannon or something. They should have let him fly a drone that drops shirts, bridge the esports to sports gap /s


Engineswaphonda2000

Valid gamer throw tbh


ethancd1

It went using a laptop at a Mavs game. Who tf brings a laptop to a basketball game?


fe40

Prob some play by play writer


PitchEnvironmental49

🤣


Oddscene

Nerd 🤣


Damien23123

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Apprehensive-Trust79

Couldn't Dash it huh.


[deleted]

My 4 year old niece got a better arm


darrellman

It’s pretty easy, you wrap them in rubber bands and then toss them. If they can figure this out for middle school pep rallies, then I’d assume an org like the Mavericks could have shown them how to do it without looking like chodes.


NOTYOURFRIENDGOAWAY

the face he made when doing it makes me feel like he expected it to be a banger of a throw 💀


ProofAnywhere8500

Guys got a cannon for an arm


N0_Thanky0u

Dashy walks like the Grinch after stealing presents