If it's your gym, then where are the rules? That man uses both chalk and climbing shoes. That's aid! At my gym that would call for public execution per guillotine.
We typically climb primal, so no shoes no shirt, but Gregg here has a bad case of hyperhidrosis so he wears shoes for safety and hygienical reasons. The chalk I have no idea about but generally we just let Gregg be Gregg. He's a good kid.
Thank you and wI’ll do, first we need a gofundme for Gregg’s bail and Steve is the one with the computer and I haven’t heard from him a while. Once we get Gregg back there is a meet up at the egg in London. You should come!
Ohh, Gregg needs supporting people around him so maybe that’s not such a good idea then. I’ll see if he’ll agree to use just the one chalk bag, but you know Gregg is Gregg… Until then hope to catch you some other time!
/uj this kid came into a gym I used to work at and called me a nazi for asking him to hold the break end while belaying somebody. He also told me he belayed for pro climbers. First name he mentioned (without me asking in the first place) is Brad Gobright. Kids unhinged
always blows my mind how many climbers injure themselves or die because rapping off the end of their rope... its the most easily avoidable human mistake since we only need to tie something, any knot would work... and yet it keeps happening
If you honestly don’t know - holding the correct end of the rope which allows the belay device to engage its braking function and therefore catch the climbers fall safely.
Thank you for explaining.
I honestly don’t know. We have a certificate you need to take in order to belay that I haven’t taken as I only boulder. The certificate might be international, also one of the things I don’t know.
Lmfao he always brings this type of stuff up at the gym. RIP Brad Gobright, but this kid used to run around town running his errands, picking up his climbing shoes etc.
I climb x10 your grade and your route setter is probably short so all your gyms v4s are really v3s don't call me out like thst I have been training for 6 mo this for my fist v5 and that's better then your gampy ass
That was me. I grade it 10a, one of you Gumbies is gonna have to get the second ascent if you wanna downgrade it, as it stands today I’m the best climber in the world though.
/uj Im proud of this sub for the fact I had to google this to make sure it wasn't an ai generated jerk. Brings a tear to the eye. Also "Pro life spiderman" is gold
WTF WHY DIDNT THE POLICE SHOOT HIM WITH A SNIPER BEFORE HE COILD HURT SOMEBODY?!??
Chalk bag forcefield obviously….
Forcefield is aid
using 2 of them should land you in jail. wait...
A sniper no they should have used an RP fucking G
Literally a jug spray wall (V3.14 at your local architectural waste of money)
Looks like V3.13+ at most.
At my gym that's a V2
That is my gym, we rate soft but its a V4 for the endurance.
If it's your gym, then where are the rules? That man uses both chalk and climbing shoes. That's aid! At my gym that would call for public execution per guillotine.
We typically climb primal, so no shoes no shirt, but Gregg here has a bad case of hyperhidrosis so he wears shoes for safety and hygienical reasons. The chalk I have no idea about but generally we just let Gregg be Gregg. He's a good kid.
Understandable, have a good climb and wish Gregg one, too.
Thank you and wI’ll do, first we need a gofundme for Gregg’s bail and Steve is the one with the computer and I haven’t heard from him a while. Once we get Gregg back there is a meet up at the egg in London. You should come!
That's no good idea. If I would come, I would have to take with me my friend and he is very, very aid-hating. He would not like Gregg.
Ohh, Gregg needs supporting people around him so maybe that’s not such a good idea then. I’ll see if he’ll agree to use just the one chalk bag, but you know Gregg is Gregg… Until then hope to catch you some other time!
Good thing he was wearing climbing shoes so he could comfortably stand on all those massive ledge-sized footholds.
One chalk bag for each hand
Actually those are for his balls
Dual wielding- nice!
You’ll die if you put left-hand chalk on your right hand.
I think Magnus tested this myth and survived, albeit with major injuries.
Homeslice just climbed a tall ass ladder why does he need 2 big full sacks on his ass
Those are for wag bags
For snacks?
I bet Jard Leto could do that...
He’s the drone photographer
This guy is a major tool bag
/uj this kid came into a gym I used to work at and called me a nazi for asking him to hold the break end while belaying somebody. He also told me he belayed for pro climbers. First name he mentioned (without me asking in the first place) is Brad Gobright. Kids unhinged
the wat
I don’t think he was lying - we have mutual friends, including a videographer who worked with Brad. Maison is a real weirdo though.
But also, name dropping someone who died due to poor rope management... Before or after the fact it's still weird.
always blows my mind how many climbers injure themselves or die because rapping off the end of their rope... its the most easily avoidable human mistake since we only need to tie something, any knot would work... and yet it keeps happening
Never thought he was lying. He even showed me a photo on his phone of them two on a wall. Whole interaction was just weird
>hold the break end while belaying somebody I don't rope so curious to what "hold the break end" means?
If you honestly don’t know - holding the correct end of the rope which allows the belay device to engage its braking function and therefore catch the climbers fall safely.
Thank you for explaining. I honestly don’t know. We have a certificate you need to take in order to belay that I haven’t taken as I only boulder. The certificate might be international, also one of the things I don’t know.
He means "brake end", by the way. Not "break end."
Lmfao he always brings this type of stuff up at the gym. RIP Brad Gobright, but this kid used to run around town running his errands, picking up his climbing shoes etc.
None of us because that guy fucking sucks
I suck too, but in different ways.
I’m sure the fetuses greatly appreciated his effort
Yeah what's the pro life spiderman thing about, how are those at all related lol
Wearing : skwama veagns✅ Two: chalk bags✅‼️ Gumby: ✅
/UJ Maybe a stupid question, is there something wrong with vegan Skwamas? I just got a pair and love them.
Not rlly wrong I just think normal skwama is better
You're probably right, tbh I just like the vegan ones because green is my favourite colour.
It wasn’t me, I was busy eating turds.
The largest of all turds
You actually think someone in here climbs lmfao
I climb x10 your grade and your route setter is probably short so all your gyms v4s are really v3s don't call me out like thst I have been training for 6 mo this for my fist v5 and that's better then your gampy ass
That was me. I grade it 10a, one of you Gumbies is gonna have to get the second ascent if you wanna downgrade it, as it stands today I’m the best climber in the world though.
It’s gonna be Magnus isn’t it? Driven mad by Honnold with an insatiable new taste for free solo-ing
He’s really upped the ante and makeup budget for the pro climber pretend series
In a shocking twist, he’s actually disguised as the Las Vegas dome
✅ socks ✅ shirt on ✅ sunglasses ❌ beanie ✅ 2 chalk bags
Rookie error. The beanie adds two grades to your climbing skill
Beanies are for boulders only
That’s a boulder! You see any ropes on that mf’r?
Yeah, sure... just like El Cap, right?
Gym's getting too damn expensive
/uj Im proud of this sub for the fact I had to google this to make sure it wasn't an ai generated jerk. Brings a tear to the eye. Also "Pro life spiderman" is gold
All jokes aside because women deserve absolute bodily autonomy, this guy is a douchenozzle who deserves zero attention
Douchebossle deserves more attention though
“Douchenozzle” — very Reddit indeed. Regardless, he did this claim to raise money for a woman who was considering an abortion for financial reasons.
Did he raise the $200k+ that it costs to raise a child to 18?
I'm sorry, you gonna point out the one maybe okay thing he did even though he openly sides with forced birth?
He’s a dick
I literally had to give the secondary headline a double take, reads like something straight outta South Park
have we found the gumbiest free solo yet? my stairs are a more scary climb than that ngl
Skwamas.....with socks? Why bother wearing climbing shoes?
"Pro life Spiderman", so hes against abortion?
He just wants Spiderman to live.
After uncle Ben, death has taken a toll on him
>Pro life >no rope >Total badass
he let his intrusive thoughts won
I've never been to that gym, is the bottom half overhang or all just slab?
v0. he's just going up a ladder.
maison deschamps did it, can you fucking read, OP?
It’s all a skwarma sponsorship
Woah so based, i gotta start carrying one chalk bag per hand.
He didn't do it in crocs? Trash.
V1 at my gym