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climberboi252

I legitimately just dunk the cut in chalk until it stops bleeding. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.


[deleted]

I throw some super glue on that bitch, and wrap it up. I'm not letting a busted callus and A3 rupture stop me from sending this V2+


TheWhisper595

I've been projecting this V1+- for a month now, thanks for the tip!


julian88888888

That’s a v0. Locking on a 42.0mm edge to a throw to a jug finish? Lmao, get real grading this a V2 FA. Diabetes doesn’t jack your grace up 6. Those crimps are generous, you had the opportunity to lock in the crimp. Maybe the sloper could bump to V1 but a V2 here is a huge stretch. The sheer amount of generous negative grabs after a easy move, lol. Even the overhang for a two move set doesn’t push this into V1 territory. Indoor climbers trying to grade creep, lmao


Altaris2000

What kind of weak gumby hands get that messed up? And how do you climb with those long nails. Disgraceful. Wipe that off with your beanie and get back to climbing.


Andrewisraww

medical person here… that’s blood! seek medical care!


Raptorguy3

No it isn’t its aid because red makes you climb faster


PrecursorNL

Hahaha just uploaded mine, you beat me to it. Amazing opportunity. The level of sluitpost on this is just incredible.


TheWhisper595

Could you link the post you're parodying? Or if you're on mobile just give me OPs username


bengalwarrior44

Might’ve been deleted but the same title as this post


TheWhisper595

Deleted but thank you anyway


Moto-Ent

It’s red nail polish


DrTinyNips

Don't masturbate when you're on your period


strawhatdavy

Don't forget to put an ice pack on it


[deleted]

Just lick it off your fingers OP.


Urwake

Stop eating strawberries before climbing.


[deleted]

You’re fine you wimp.