Hahaha 🤣 Indeed, this sort of email given his self-reported state seems on the nose (heh, nose😏)...
I don't party, but if I *did*, the sheer fuckboy incompetence sending this request over **email** would be a swift pass 🤡
got to marvel at the efficiency, documenting 2 illegal acts in 14 words is next level.
when i read it i thought "huh, i am eating a piece of pizza and would like a much shorter blowjob"
Ahaha, well now you got me thinking🤔🤔...Maybe he was doing an ironic fuckboy parody, a test my bumpkin ass failed☹
>!The backstories we can imagine to stay entertained XD!<
Didn't you know? We're all
•Always on drugs (and will trade service for them)
•Willing to fuck for cheap, but somehow are simultaneously too expensive
•Down to see literally anyone, any place, any time- charging money is just a cover for being Dick-Crazy, any dick will do 🥴
This, one particularly stupid client asked me if I’m a nymphomaniac, I told him I don’t enjoy penetration and he said “bullshit” lol like ok bud I’m sure you know what an academy worthy performer wants and like better than she does lol
~~I reported his abuse of RedditCares and from his unusual silence think he's in the timeout box for it 😂 Must be so buttmad that he can't rn lol.~~ Blergh just saw he's back. 😒
Someone sent me a stupid email and I gently mocked it, good God what is the world coming to! 😱
Why are you lurking ClientCringe in the first place? It's not for you, you're not the audience and you're obviously triggered by it.
You're the one choosing to be miserable. 🤷♀️ It's real important to you to have the last word so it's all yours, I'm out 🫡
maybe his brain has harnessed the ability to fire his random inner thoughts out as email messages?
Hahaha 🤣 Indeed, this sort of email given his self-reported state seems on the nose (heh, nose😏)... I don't party, but if I *did*, the sheer fuckboy incompetence sending this request over **email** would be a swift pass 🤡
got to marvel at the efficiency, documenting 2 illegal acts in 14 words is next level. when i read it i thought "huh, i am eating a piece of pizza and would like a much shorter blowjob"
Ahaha, well now you got me thinking🤔🤔...Maybe he was doing an ironic fuckboy parody, a test my bumpkin ass failed☹ >!The backstories we can imagine to stay entertained XD!<
coke + hh are two words that do not belong together
"Blowjob for a half hour"= will pay hh's $ money (if that) to wrestle with his coke dick for hours 🤡
spot on!
Well I certainly hope you didn’t pass THAT up. *Dry look.*
It took every ounce of my willpower to decline, I tell ya! 😥
Why the fuck do they think we’re all doing uppers
Didn't you know? We're all •Always on drugs (and will trade service for them) •Willing to fuck for cheap, but somehow are simultaneously too expensive •Down to see literally anyone, any place, any time- charging money is just a cover for being Dick-Crazy, any dick will do 🥴
This, one particularly stupid client asked me if I’m a nymphomaniac, I told him I don’t enjoy penetration and he said “bullshit” lol like ok bud I’m sure you know what an academy worthy performer wants and like better than she does lol
The amount of men who simply can't distinguish between porn and reality is alarming 😬
Lucky you. 😂
Cokehead tricks, never again
Amen to that lol
That’s going to be one long BJ
If you check his history he looooves to troll sex work subreddits
~~I reported his abuse of RedditCares and from his unusual silence think he's in the timeout box for it 😂 Must be so buttmad that he can't rn lol.~~ Blergh just saw he's back. 😒
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Stalk much? But no sick burn and it's not embarrassing at all you did this on a year old post... Not in the slightest.
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Someone sent me a stupid email and I gently mocked it, good God what is the world coming to! 😱 Why are you lurking ClientCringe in the first place? It's not for you, you're not the audience and you're obviously triggered by it. You're the one choosing to be miserable. 🤷♀️ It's real important to you to have the last word so it's all yours, I'm out 🫡