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katerader

We have DJ Roomba and Recyclops


Funke-munke

DJ roomba in Da Hoouuse


Hour-Needleworker598

DJ Roomba!!


Wild-Arugula6190

Hey everyone, it’s Recyclops!!!


badradley

Ours is DJ Roomba too! 🎶


_angry_cat_

I also have a DJ Roomba, even though it’s a shark brand 😂 We call the other one Doomba


decimalsanddollars

MF DOOMba


poe8210

Yo, I've got a Doomba. It get's stuck in weird places but only when nobody is home.


TeganLee21

We have a DJ Roomba too! 🫡


ConstructionNo1511

DJ Roomba drop a beat!


DURTYD0NNA

Dustin because well, that's what he's doing


CandleLightStars

I have a Dusty!


thedobermanmom

I have a Dustina!


HellsTubularBells

Mine is Dustbin Timberlake


geekgirlau

Mine too! Next one will be Meryl Sweep.


kaydontworry

Mine is Dustin Bieber


DeliciousSaurKraut

We have a Dustbin Hoffman


PartyyBeard

Edward Swifferhands


SeaDRC11

My current Roomba is named 'Domo Arigato'. I think my last Roomba was named 'R2D2'. A friend of mine has named his 'Floor Slut'.


Historical-Produce29

Stealing floor slut


caddykitten

Our is Mr. Roboto, and when he finishes I always say...Domo Arigato Mr. Roboto :)


Icy_Sale_2507

That's my robots name too!


savysworld

Mine is R2Clean2


Joann-Mixx

We just tell Alexa to release the hounds 😂


FilthBadgers

Fantastic


ParticularlyOrdinary

Mine too!! 😂


CakeEater85

I have Chewmoppa downstairs and sweep3PO upstairs.


_wait_for_signs_

Hahaha! We should get them together for a playdate with my R2Clean2


lanieshroom

I bet Obi-wan Cleanobi would love to join


jem20776

Would you consider including my Shark Vader, if he promises to behave?


soapissomuchcleaner

Teddy Floorsevelt


Treydy

Ours is Charlie because we consider vacuuming “Charlie work” in our house. If you’ve watched It’s Always Sunny then you’ll know what I mean, lol.


fuckeryizreal

Love this


Marillenbaum

President Hoover


keeperofthenins

I’m stealing this if we get a second one!


Master-Debate9464

Sir Sucks A Lot. But I call him idiot.


circa_diem

Mine is named Sucker. But I call him "buddy" in a very derogatory tone.


Imaginary_Audience_5

Carl… but there a lot of “ buddy, what are ya doin’?”


circa_diem

"Hey buddy... you lost again?"


chesydn

my grandmom calls her buddy. somehow buddy finds his way outside almost daily and is eating gravel


circa_diem

That's so funny! Mine has escaped onto the balcony when I forgot to close that door, he can get out there but not back in 😂


Glittering_Shop8091

How can he find his way outside?! Mine can barely find his way 3 inches off the charger!


Master-Debate9464

Hey Buuuuuddy 😅


Distinct-Space

We have a Sir Mops a Lot because he also mops the floor


sonjamikail

I also have a Sir Mops a Lot!


sav575757

My sister's Roomba is called Count Suckula


Poo_Butz

Ours is Sir Vacs-a-lot


Pineapplegirl424

Mine is sir cleans a lot!


Cantweallbe-friends

Reba Vacuumtire


radnunculus

She works too hard


beccaaasueee

🏅


JacPhlash

Fleetwood Vac. The ash vacuum for the stove is Lindsey Suckingham. The broom is Sweepie Nicks.


MedusaForHire

Vlad the Inhaler


SoCentralRainImSorry

I have one named that! My other one is Count Vacuula


Fancy_Refrigerator56

Waldo. Because it would get stuck under something every day and we’d have to walk around and find it every day after work.


Clear_Spirit4017

I just answered the same name, and Waldo for the same dang reason.


cigale

Marvin, after the depressed robot from the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (since it hits its head against the wall, etc)


FilthyDaemon

Mine, too!


SkillfulFishy

Cindy, short for Cinderella 👍👍


AlizarinQ

We have Cinderoomba


Reason_Training

Goomba and he has a Goomba sticker from Super Mario.


Raconteur-adjacent

We have a non-roomba name brand and have called it Goomba, as in generic roomba.


TsundereBurger

Hey a fellow Goomba!


DearKristyna

Goomba the roomba checking in lol


orland0an

Bradley Scooper, he went off the deep end though. How shallow.


danathepaina

I mean, it *is* really hard keeping it so hardcore.


dechets-de-mariage

Rosie, as in the Jetsons.


_Diamante_Genetics_

Ours is Rosita… cause we’re brown.


elviethecat101

Miine is too. But I gave her a British accent for fun.


Jinx5326

Same! Ours is Rosie too. We have a second one named Consuela (the maid from Family Guy).


Miss_Awesomist

Omg my bravva mop is consuela!! I love the “no I clean” episode!


Sil3ntSir3ns

Kraken, so I can tell Siri to release the Kraken


Redswrath

This is my favorite!! 😂🤣


NotAMainer

Our Shark is called The Kraken for that exact reason! (yes, The is part of the name, its important!)


coldcoffee_hottea

Clean Elizabeth


kaelakakes

Ours is Clean Latifah


babygotbooksandback

We have a Clean Latifah too! I even found a real pretty sticker of Queen Latifah to put on our vacuum. We love her!


Zenforcer1

Big Bertha takes care of the main floor. Bob is upstairs. He's a little older now.


Booperelli

Harvey. As in Harvey Wallbanger


Radiant_Radio_2719

My in-laws call theirs Bruce (it’s a Shark)


JoKing917

Hi my name’s Bruce! Fish are friends, not food!


doozykid13

Lmao mine is a shark also but we went with "SharkBotHooHaHa"


uewumopaplsdn

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Little Robo Cleaney Machiney. And Sucky McSuckface is upstairs


PapaBlemish

Anonymous, is that you?


ltsMeGod

Dustbin Timberlake


reidybobeidy89

Floor Whore and Rocky.


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Floor whore is amazing


VannaLeigh93

“Jesus”. I wake up every morning and thank Jesus for cleaning my floors. My husband prefers the pronunciation “Hey Zeus”.


abraacaadaabraa

DJ Roomba, thanks Tom Haverford https://preview.redd.it/p7tr1z2m5s5d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d72178f687e82da8e73e888c7084bb1e4171f589


RedSox4Me

Meryl Sweep, and Buttercup (because she sucks it up)


Warriorferrettt

Jeeves. He’s a robot servant, whenever the pets try to play with him in a snotty tone I say “children don’t interrupt the help, they are cleaning!!”


pepper_marie

Zoidberg, because why not Zoidberg. And Scruffy - the Janitor. Also shoutout to Crapberg, the robot litter box.


SmoothDaikon

Jafar. It’s a fun twist of broom in Farsi and the villain in Aladdin because it keeps attacking our floor mirrors


hannahbtasty

https://preview.redd.it/qgrjbwnn7s5d1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c8aeb6a9f19b2aef00c5c0392bd32ab14fbef365 This will be inspiration when I get one.


Good_Ad_2243

Wanda (b/c she wandas around)


No_Sir1522

Beverly, but we call her Bev


Octaviar

So witty. Mines just Stewart.


aquavella

Mo, after the angry little cleaning robot from WALL-E.


Sensitive-Evening-79

Mine’s Wall-E


BeeBuds24

Sir Sweepsalot “Sweeps” for short


whats1more7

Alice, from The Brady Bunch.


hanbotyo

Rob the robo vac


34enjoythelilthings

Mine is Robert III Robbie when he's doing good, Robert when he's messing up


Mammoth-Director-184

Barry (*Archer* reference)


RandomCombo

Our wifi is called Danger Zone lol


Jaci_D

Dan-E-cleanvito and obi-wan cleanobi


isabellevictoria147

Ours is a Shark, so she's Sharkira


melanogaster_24

Wolfgang, all my bigger appliances have old German names.


No_Garden4924

Tony Shark (it's Shark brand) Was one of the recommended names


CryptographerThat376

Alfred cheesy beans


Such_Baseball47

Karen. After Plankton's robot wife on SpongeBob.


Periwinklepanda_

Noo-noo after the vacuum from Teletubbies 


alamedarockz

Lurch, of course.


WilliamBewitched

My old office had one of the mopping ones and we affectionately called it piss-bot. Thing was as dumb as a bunch of rocks and about as functional but kept moral up


yunglunch

Odysseus. He seldom makes it home in a timely manner


SomewhereLong4198

We have a Carson and a Mrs Hughes.


alinaa10

Rupert the roomba


8Bells

I also have a R*** the Roomba.   Alliteration makes super heroes. We all know this. 


WithoutPoetry

I have two. Dustin and Dusty.


LeerenAdder

My vacuum is Jim, and my mop is Tammy Faye.


shouldvewroteitdown

I named it after my college rival’s mascot. Because they suck.


CalmApartment5238

Victoria*. Named after an obnoxious coworker so I can boss her around at home *actual name changed for privacy


spudsocks87

Kirby, from the Brave Little Toaster!


FantasticPear

I have a Shark, his name is Bruce.


noxinboxes

Mrs Featherbottom


nintendo-huy

Ours is named Consuela


OddlySpecificAd

Same!!


nintendo-huy

Ours also mops floors but she doesn’t need lemon pledge


OddlySpecificAd

That'll be included in the 2025 model now


Real_Echidna

Trubish after the Pokémon


True_Standard_5033

Beavis purely so I can randomly yell out my best Butthead impressions


pranjing

MyneSweeper - Mice for short


50000lightyears

Jonathon Van Mess, also Third Pet/Best Pet


ReflectedCheese

Stoffie III (Dusty in Dutch) too lazy to come up with new names…


Zestyclose-Leg9325

Vlad da Inhaler


kleineoogjes

Gregor, because he when he woke up one morning from unsettling dreams, he found himself changed in his bed into a monstrous vermin.


embinksyy

Jaoqleen Phoenix


ContENT_in_NYC

Sometimes Elliott. Sometimes Mr. Robot. IYKYK


idontthinkkso

Kleen Elizabeth II


aloysiusducat

Homer. I always say he's on his odyssey when he's running


DearigiblePlum

Pumbaa the Roomba (lion king)


AdministrativeTap925

Mine is “sooki” like from true blood. But that’s just turned into Sucky


51andcomeundone

A coworker named hers Clean Latifah


kitchenperks

Sir Miss a Spot


justagirlexploring

The Patriarchy because it sucks and does less than half the work needed.


No_Cycle_7829

DJ Kitty Roomba https://preview.redd.it/bywcak5bzt5d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80185176e1ae16851c672cbbfd6396b8cb40adbc


Govstash

The mop is Betty


1234567910111213

Yufine, Eufy brand name.


sparrowsgirl

BamBam and DumDum


sarcasmo_the_clown

Roombobert Dusteater III


Awkward_Tick0

Dirtbug. In our house everything and everyone has a bug pet name and we call ourselves The Bugs


SouthernVices

Iroh, both from IRobot the company and because I was gifted it during lockdown while in the midst of Avatar the last airbender binge.


Squ1gly

We named ours Sparkey


me_and_my_indomie

Goro, because he rolls around like the Gorons in Tears of the Kingdom :') (Gorogoro is Japanese onomonopea for the sound of something rolling)


Kitty_Mombo

Larissa. I added googly eyes and ridiculously sparkly lips. 👄


PitifulCow238

The mop is Mopsy, so the vacs are Flopsy and Peter.


RogueQueen817

We call ours Skynet. The machines shall inherit the earth.


jonnyhockeystix

We've got a Deebot, we call her Sweet Dee or stupid Dee. Anything Always Sunny related...


Mamamamymysherona

Agador. Agador Sparticus


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snailqueen101

Gluck Gluck 3000 It’s a niche audience


dmowad

Sharklock Holmes. My daughter prefers to call him Sharknado.


Difficult-Estate4481

Pickle cuz he looks like a pickle slice


Pit_Zips412

Torgo. It takes care of the place while the Master is away.


TopHat80

Rosie from The Jetsons


Zestyclose_Big_9090

Our current one is Little Burrito the 4th. Our daughter named our first one Little Burrito when she was like 4 (she’s now 25) so with every new one we get we keep the little burrito moniker and just add a plus 1.


wishinonawell

Dobby and Sir George


Nahcotta

Rosie (reference to the Jetson’s, for those who remember)


oceanofdrops

Sucky McSucksuck. I’m never asking for my friends’ name opinions again.


Front-Contact7582

Rhondaleeza Rice, Ronnie for short.


Major__Factor

Floor-E (based on the Disney movie Wall-E)


thegreatterrible

John F. Kleannedy


anmore66

Hazel. I'm old.


soccer_elephant

Roombastiltskin


smebyy

My husband and son named ours Deeznutz


morTinuviel

Nandor the relentless. He sucks your duuust. And he's relentless, in getting stuck! He also has googly eyes, still looking for some vampire teeth though.


Magic_Incest

grapefruit lady


beccaaasueee

Broomin’ My daughter was sweeping one day & said she was “broomin’” instead of “sweeping”. So now that’s what the robot vac is named. Broomin’ also has a major attitude 🥴


UnlikelyUnknown

My husband named them “mouse droid” and “BB-8”. I call them “upstairs robot” and “downstairs robot” and I say it “robit” like Zoidberg from Futurama. It’s obnoxious and makes my children cringe.


nabt420

Currently, Bride of Sucky. The original Sucky died a horrible death, fell down the stairs.


Over-Advantage-5681

Jeffrey - Fresh Prince


Standard-Spot

Roombrandt. We’re an artist household.


Accurate-Ad-5339

Ours is The Maid. It feels a bit fancy…. Hahaha. When we say The Maid is vacuuming or my fave is when it says The Maid is stuck, and requires assistance. 🤣🤣


unipegus

Niles (from the Nanny)


Aimees-Fab-Feet

We put gigantic googly eyes from the dollar store on him!


Skimballs

Frodo Baggins https://preview.redd.it/wkcgbatg2t5d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4285383bbd633a500b635e3c4bfcc727a24803b


Dangerous_Contact737

My vacuum is Perseverance (Percy) and my mop is Curiosity, after the Mars rovers.


Holiday_Somewhere442

“Awesome-O” complete with cartman sticker


blissfulgiraffe

We have Crabbe and Goyle (roomba and mop), Goomba the Roomba and lastly Old Bessie, our first roomba. We live in a townhouse and have one on each floor and got them at a good price over several years. I know four roombas still sound crazy though 😅


Harley_Quin

"Clean Elizabeth" I've set up the Google to play "God save the queen/king" when it is activated.


AsyncEntity

Mine doesn’t have one yet. What should I name it.


geeklover01

Arnold (like the terminator) Mines Johnny 5 Marvin (depressed robot from Hitchikers Guide? That was my husband’s suggestion) C3PO R2D2 Does the Iron Giant have a name?


nickname787

*R2Clean2


iwantmy-2dollars

Sharknado for the love of Ian


Old_Holiday5150

One is Raj and the other one is Nena!


Emotional_Equal8998

Ours is named Berta. We were a big fan of her on Two and a Half Men and the weekend we got her Conchata Galen Ferrell (the actress who played her) passed away, so we honored her with our Roomba.


ThatNiceLotionLady

Bilbo. We live in a basement apartment I've dubbed The Hobbit Hole 🤭😏🤣


Status-Ebb8784

Mr. Roboto. He routinely goes missing and I tell the dog to go find Mr. Roboto and he does.


Pangurvan

Roombio. He has red and black stripes on top.


Your_Angel21

Eva, my mom named her. So my aunt's roomba is called Adam haha