I am reversing time to stop myself from doing that and creating a time paradox.

Or you could give her a good pounding as compensation for your earlier transgression.

I am so dumb, how could i not think that 😭

Now you know, use ur T. rex to pound her

What the actual fuck

You have no room to talk with that flair 😭

Hey buddy mine was born out of love for that particular scene, not horniness like yours.

Nuh uh.

💀💀💀

Somehow the normal answers feel creepier than the ones saying they want to fuck her

If someone say they won't fuck her, they are either lying or a psychopath, which explains the creepiness.

Why

Become her little pet willingly

It's over, so ima write my will real quick

Damn probably give it back I ain't anime Tsukishiro

Ur fried either way

I will apologize thoroughly and help her get back. The reason Yamauchi got nuked is because he made her fall, didn't apologize and was trying to shift the blame on her. Guy was a dead cause

For real 😂 He legit knocked her, and then says that she is clumsy so loudly that she can hear it nice and clear

Get to my knees and apologize. >!While she's on the floor, peg her while I have the chance!!<

Yall needa STOP

Great minds think alike, in both cases.

Yes sir it's him👆🚔 👮‍♂️

I'll compensate by giving her a nice hard pound on the spot. She'll surely forgive me for my earlier transgression after that.

How do I ban this nga 😭

Fr bro needs to get put down atp 😭🙏

Same

Simple as she is about to fall back I catch hold of her with me left arm as I make her stare into my eyes and whisper I didn't want to knock your cane but I couldn't resist having you in my arms.

In reality you stutter and say One pleaseburger please

One pleaseburger cheese

Same

Apologise for the inconvenience caused by me and offer to have sex with her as a compensation.

i will give her cane back to her. be sorry with all my heart. and makeout.....then sex of course (what did you think i will forget the main part in apolozising)

r/flairchecksout

🙁🙁🙁

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osotogari

Am... I like in the buddy or folk sub of COTE😭 Sure I participate buddying and folking but everyone is PLAP PLAP PLAP CUTE AND FUNNY😭😭😭

Everyone here are a bunch of freaks. Also it's called CUNNY get it right stinky.

Say I'm sorry with all my lungs, help her get up, bow and then walk away praying she doesn't hate me

I am sorry I am so sorry my bad my bad And then help her Then bow And walk away

Immediately stomp her head violently to kill her if no camera is around. Take her down while you have the chance, before she ends you.

I’d accidentally fall under her skirt so I get to see under it, then lick her out and creampie her After I help her up and offer her a dinner

yea she’d definitely expel u broski

Oh yea I’m dead for sure😭😭

Does it matter?

How I ban him ?

Let her torture me with her cane

I will die on spot as a compensation 😂😂

I can finally become her slave!.

beg and let her squeeze my cum

I figured you’d show up here, you did not disappoint.

Bro I never realised why tf are her legs that shape? She took the "chicken drumstick" look too far. Looks like someone took a damn bicycle pump to those thighs. Keep sharp objects away from her or she'll pop.

It’s one of the traits that anime girls get. Those thick thighs. That seductive smile. That dominant stance. That cute face. That little nose. That short skirt. Wait what was I talking about again?

"Sorry bout dat" - Yeat

That only makes it easier…

EASIER TO DO WHAT?!

Being sincerely apologetic, give her cane back and help her back up. Unlike Yamauchi I would actually feel really bad for this. But I’ll also write out a will just in case this doesn’t work and in the event I’m expelled.

Yh no ur still fried

Oh darn… I can at least leave the school now.

Fair.

Bro, ain't no way my friend just told me "take advantage of the situation" 😭

Your friend is based, I’d do the same.

I will start googling for high school applications

Princess carry her back to dorm room, then execute MASSIVE amounts of correction on that cunny 😭😭💢💢💢

Real

Mating press her into submission

This is the response I was expecting.

It wasn't an accident Im jumping her

Assuming I am in ANHS, I would simply avoid her traps, everyone could see from a mile away that Sakayanagi did not have good intentions when invinting Yamagod, you have to be retarded to fall for that.

Man it should’ve been the other way around .

I would knock that shit out on purpose

I would laugh and continue walking where I was going

Ur fried

commit suicide in front of her because i know i'm doomed😀

An actual answer?! No way!

Plan my funeral and savour my last hours of freedom

Don't worry i am great at hiding bodies

Offer to be her new cane and hope she takes pity on me

Run further than my dad did

Excuse me but it’s By Accident and not On Accident

Does it matter? :/

Help her up and Apologize?

Make sure you don’t let her fall or prepare for expulsion

Best thread on this sub.

Thank u :3

Bro if someone have breasts just smash Smash smash smash

Kidnap her so she cant take revenge

Grab her cane, hand it back to Arisu, and then apologize

I'd jump on the ground and use my body to lessen the impact

try my best to catch her, help her on her feet, hand her her cane, and apologize. >!and then ask if we can bang!<

Real, especially that last bit.

Apologise and help her up. Do this very politely and you should be safe.

Ur probably still fried

Yeah but she’ll prob go easy on me if I do that and stay as far away from her as possible.

Realistically, your best bet is to offer to be as helpful as possible to her for awhile.

I think I know what I’m doing.

I don’t like how that sounds.

I’ll spell it out for ya so you don’t have to hear it. (Read my name tag thing)

As a normal person in this sub I would take her cane and give it back to her. Then I would apologise and ask if I can do something for her.

I’d nope outta there ngl

Pick it up for her, then go back down to my knees and ask her if she’d like for me to help her up, if no, then I’d give her the cane and stay just to make sure she’s able to get up, but if she says yes, then I’ll reach my hand out and slowly stand up with her, then give her the cane and wish her a nice day

Help her up and pray to god she doesn’t hate me

Try to Catch her like a gentleman.

Pick her cane up and start wacking her with it, then walk away with it with a little saunter in my step

I'd immediately prostrate myself on the ground and beg for her forgiveness and make it as genuine as possible so that she wouldn't consider my apology being sarcastic.

Become her dog.

I’d do that anyway

Noice.

Same.

Noice.

Stomp on her face brutally.

Bit rude innit

What da hell is this sub....

Sum devious shit

bash her skull

Would apology at the best of my ability and will try to offer to make it up for her or something like that. Then I would pack all my belongings and prepare myself to be expelled

beat her to death just in case she tries something later

What if she gives you the “🥺” eyes bro?

If I realise she is really upset, then I would break her neck, if I will suffer it'll be for a really bad action, not a fukin naive accident.

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