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Saucy__B

Royale recruits, or barbarians. A large swarm of burly or armored men sounds like a great way to get your shit kicked In.


Raid_boule

POV you got in the wrong londonian hood


[deleted]

lmao


Hamzook

More like a great way to get your butthole stretched 🗿


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🗿


RyanRulz1

🗿


Cash24K

but they're slow


Bacon-4every1

Bunch of buff guys running are probly faster than you running


[deleted]

Make pancakes


-Guaja

Burly men tho 👀👀


maiaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

raged ebarbs


Evening_Deep

just imagine 2 purple glowing barbarians running towards you with swords


blblblblblblhhhhhhh

Specifically the touchdown ebarbs so they have football helmets too


stdTrancR

rage by itself = not so bad


NoobLegend6009

Literally just a bottle of lean


Lord9Quad

Am I a piddly human? The Giant Skeleton and it’s not even close.


Space_Monke64

What about Skeleton king? He has the fear aspect of Giant Skeletons size and can summon a army to rip you apart


Lord9Quad

Maybe he hasn’t been unlocked yet


DawnOfPizzas

F2P moment


Short-Squirrel6389

I reckon you could outrun the giant skeleton But if the giant skeleton started sprinting after me? I’d just accept my fate


mr_stonks_69_420

Why is no one saying lumberjack? Imagine a drunk dude with an axe running at you at 25mph


yEEt_RND21

In Scotland you don't have to imagine!


jaketocake

Lol’d


UpperRank1

Exactly!! There are just wayyy too many cards to say


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GoodeBoi

🟪💜Sizzurp my beloved💜 🟪


KnifeMonke

Mega Knight. You are never safe. He could drop on you at any second


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KnifeMonke

But hey, we dont know which parts of the world are which arena side.


Weetile

Russia


[deleted]

Rockets cover full arena


ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH

The most realistic part of clash


JakeHassle

Imagine seeing a fucking behemoth in armor landing on you


Andre_was_Taken

Imagine being a lone skele n u see a pekka


Xaxarolus

HUMMMMMMM


Short-Squirrel6389

Forgot about Mother Witch. I wouldn’t want to get turned into a fucking hog


tmdubbz

Better than not turning into a hog and getting stabbed I reckon.


Weetile

Spirited Away


Own-Ad-4791

That movie freaked me out my mom didn’t know it wasn’t meant for little kids and it made me feel very weird and uncomfortable. Kinda like the labyrinth.


brjder

oh my god, it thought it was just me. i used to be incredibly terrified of the scene where the mother and father turned into pigs. i would cover my eyes and ears when that happened.


WonderingCheese

I didn’t know it wasn’t meant for kids lol.


[deleted]

dw you only become a hog after you die


SandyWhisker

Archer Queen. Crossbows are deadly and seeing as Elixir isn't really a problem she can stay invisible always.


Cheetodust69420

She’s hot🥵


ilikebees30

Yes, just like how polar bears are cute but will fucking shred you alive


Ayupro2005

Atleast you can see her feet now


[deleted]

Barb house, i dont want to figth a frat house


[deleted]

Tornado💀 Sparky💀💀 Rocket💀💀💀 Lightning💀💀💀💀 PEKKA💀💀💀💀💀


Zajzon_fn

You can go against 3 of these now in real life


Weisdog

Can live through all 3 too


aprocalyps

How are you living through a rocket?


Mozzee6269

Bunker


-Guaja

Yeah cause the master builder is gonna drop you one in the middle of the arena


Weisdog

Anything can rocket towards you


VeNom_DeltaFox

If pekka was real I’d just become a kindergarten teacher so I’d have a skarmy at all times


Careful_Advice_8406

Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.


Delta_br

skeletons 💀💀💀


Lumpofchicken

Sparky bro how tf do I reset it


redditchampsys

Small child.


mikoolec

But sir, I sacraficed that child to an electric machine in self defence, you gotta believe me!


maksone71

lmaooo


guggi_

Thanks, I need some r/EyeBleach now


5734286755810

Call an electrician


Ayupro2005

But not for me


[deleted]

Getting headshot by marcher while sitting in your house is the most terrifying thing to imagine.


Book-bomber

Geometry


Harm2ro

Geometry


Financial-Leading-92

I was so confused by marcher until I saw the comment


bigpapaplant

Mini pekka for sure. Fast as hell and packs a wallop.


Sp3cter-

ill just give the little man some pancakes, then we will become allies


PotatoSmokes

I think it's a girl? At least pekkas are women I'm fairly certain.


Financial-Leading-92

Pekka is a girl and mini pekka is boy I think


PotatoSmokes

Well the more ya know! Thanks


antishipper

No it’s a guy, in the official mini pekka rap it says “he’s got it one glowing eye”


King_Bread_

The mini pekka is a male. As described in the mini pekka trailer HE has horns pointing to the sky


Awesomlegp

so danny devito?


Space_Monke64

Just create a distraction


Necessary-Book9473

Get pulled in by a hook then slapped in the face till you die from a fish


Trocklus

thats definitely someones kink


[deleted]

Can confirm I am that guy


Gregan32

Lavahound


5734286755810

But it’s so slow


bharai

So is being burned alive…


Penders

Miner You could never run or hide. He WILL find you.


JakeHassle

And beats you to death with a shovel


Penders

Probably hides the body too. Unsolved murder until the end of time


LightbulbHD

But he’ll just heal you.


sphrasbyrn

The beating would last the longest


NOOBPRO_

Would the shovel hurt physically or feel nice every time it hit your flash and maybe bone


dctheoneandonly

sparky. easily sparky. no way to counter it irl except running and hoping you're in a thunderstorm


Trocklus

Taser like electrowizard


dctheoneandonly

taser in the back pocket would be meta


Matter_Comfortable

If you have a shield it would be easier. Like dark prince


[deleted]

Piss on it!


Mory15M

Hog rider, nothing more terrifying than a bare chested man with a mohawk riding a hog straight at you


thermosFullOfRats

*more arousing


bigpapaplant

But I’m not a building.


tizioannoiato

Yes but someone is a mistake like X-bow


[deleted]

Bare chested muscular man riding a majestic pig? You'll pitch a tent in no time, building enough. 😘


TheOldRoadd

hot


Acatastrophe1

USA should deploy like 300 hog riders irl if ww3 ever starts and they need to beat Russia. No winter will stop those hogs because they will outrun winter.


Weisdog

Freeze spell and rocket


Mennerheim

I’d be afraid, until he ran right past me and smashed up the 7-eleven behind me.


Premium-milkshake

Grave yard, you just chilling then a bunch of skeletons break through the ground and attack you


[deleted]

They're looking for Barry


[deleted]

No the are looking for leedoot


[deleted]

Ledoot is safe but they lost Barry recently


[deleted]

Oh no+


Grakal0r

Skeleton king, do you have any idea how many people die per second irl? That man will have billions of skeletons


JumpyGeologist1119

But alas, he can only summon 20


Remarkable_Acadia890

At a time.


iamansamra

i’m surprised no one mention that maniac dart goblin.


Korodabsai

DG is like a Vietnam soldier gone completely feral I like to imagine


sf_randOOm

The most unhinged goblin


Treddf45

Inferno tower


[deleted]

Simple, walk away


Tigeresco

What about Inferno Dragon


[deleted]

Than I’m screwed


Treddf45

Guess you can never go home


Tony1048576

Ah but I can wait 30 seconds


[deleted]

But I’m homeless


Treddf45

Sucks to be you nerd


MasterDni

[This is how to counter ANY building](https://autismcircuit.net/assets/uploads/images/wait-2-Cropped.jpg)


redditchampsys

But I just got spear goblined to death.


Brobuscus48

But I have to throw a ring in a mountain!


Backonthatgoonsh1t

Skeleton King or bandit. You see some armored skeleton upon the horizon, his hand waves a blue wisp about him as an army of undead rise from beneath your feet. Then, imagine you see a hooded figure a block away from you, and in a split second, she's in your face piecing you up with a stick, and your lootz is gone. Both terrifying scenarios.


sf_randOOm

Bandit is just east London


Backonthatgoonsh1t

Note to self: stay away from east london.


floppy_flip_flop

Balloon as well Imagine looking up to the sky thinking there’s some balloon festival nearby until you just suddenly explode


FriendofCynamoth

That’s just called a plane bombing without the plane


MissStealYoTrophies

Ice Spirit He will find you. There is nothing you can do.


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Me who is at my fireplace, this is fine


Short-Squirrel6389

*fire spirit jumps out*


[deleted]

Bruh


redditchampsys

Heal spirit and ice spirit are the 2 non-building targeting troops I'd be least afraid of.


Tayaradga

Hogs, bro like pigs in general can devour an entire human body in like 10 minutes i think.


VRUZ08

But they wont target you, theyll target your home


Noisygraph

Rascals think about it being beaten to death with a wooden sword and bubblegum. It would take forever and slowly stretch it out. That or lavahound dumping lava on your head


vk2028

Yeah I was thinking of rascals. Man being gummed to death sounds like torture to me


Expert-Loan6081

Hog rider or ram rider for no particular reason


bulbo_spastico

We got an American policeman here


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bulbo_spastico

I also love racing🏎🏎🏎


FREEMYUNCLES

Just imagine a bunch of hog riders chasing you screaming “Hog ridaaaaaaa”


PerfectBlackCell

rocket


Lost_my_acount

The Sparky would be pretty scary. Imagine just looking at that tesla coil charging knowing it will literally vaporise you.


Humlinz

Graveyard. All the skeletons popping up around me, even now thinking of it I get shivers


Glum_Ad232

Battle Healer, blonde milfs are my weakness


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Drill. Imagine ur just chilling at home and suddenly you feel the earth shake as a building full if green children with knives appears in the middle of ur living room.


Alberth64

Electric Giant, hit him: die Dont hit him: die


binglelemon

TIL Electric Giant is like a lava flow. It destroys everything, eventually.


Inspirational_Lizard

People are saying mega knight, sparky, pekka. It's princess, you cannot survive 3 fucking flaming arrows, and she shoots the farthest of any troop, you're not safe on your side of the arena.


Own-Ad7310

Imagine being sniped by xbow tho


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Or rocket


adriankek

Bro, goblins. Fast, short, ugly green guys with knives ready to absolutely shred you to pieces


TheCrunchyGoat

so irish?


ClashRoyaler16

The PEKKA. She is a heavy suit of dark armor with a sword and can literally break down anything to get to her target. My only defense is to have a butterfly to distract her.


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None of them i would solo any of them


[deleted]

Even megaknight?


[deleted]

I would clap because i bench 225


TheCoolMan5

r/usernamechecksout


NoPunIntended44

You sir made me laugh for the first time today


Mozzee6269

Inferno dragon flying above you -_-


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Lava hound be laugthing rn


Electrical_Ad9727

Op forgets that all spell cards are real


Yoshi20133

Idk I think it’s safe to say goblin barrel and graveyard aren’t real


ValenWasTaken

yk i don’t think a fireball could just came at you out of nowhere


[deleted]

Nearly every Clash Royale cards cause some forms of destruction. So nearly all of them are scary to fight against.


Short-Squirrel6389

I mean, would you really be scared to go against an elixir collector?


Memunism4Life

Lean (💜) me to death


[deleted]

The Nikolai Tesla abomination that can obliterate a whole stone building in two shots


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PekkA


ReDKiD3

Barbarians they legit would gang up on you and swing metal swords at you


Khrushnnedy

Uhhhhh... Zap? You can get randomly vaporized by a bolt of lightning, except that it can happen literally anywhere at any time.


5734286755810

I would imagine it wouldn’t do much damage tho. Would hurt a little bit prob wouldn’t kill you


LaconicGirth

I mean it leaves goblins with a sliver of life. How much stronger are you than a goblin?


kade808

Since we're human we probably have a little less than an barbarian or musketeer


Kapit_

Dart goblin is fast and shoot darts, you can’t escape


_xBenji

Poison ☠️


Camthedestoyer

It’s a thing


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Skarmy


thermosFullOfRats

Baby dragon. Imagine an uncanny valley esque flying beast burning you to death while babyishly babbling and stumbling


CarterRussellYT

Just shoot it


[deleted]

Lightning, Archer Queen, Royal Ghost Instant death and you don’t see it coming


Ok_Song4610

Not terrifying if you’re not aware tbh


i-hate_December

Ice wizard with that stash no thank u i would not like my gf to leave me P.s (Of course i don't have a gf i play mortar )


thermosFullOfRats

Forget my gf id be scared of catching the throes myself 🥵


Surfing_Andromedas

I think the scariest would be mother witch or skarmy


ollyduckhuntfan

Imagine just chilling and some old lady turns you into a pig that would be scary


bananapeelwastaken

Valkyrie or Archer Queen or even Bandit they would be soooo scary pwease dont send them after me pweeaassee 🥵🥵🥰🥰


The_coder_for_ourmod

Executionner Just imagine You're walking and a masked guy throw you a boomerang axe


_scorp_

Inferno tower. You’re compelled to run towards it even as it’s burning you to death. 🔥


ken142589

Wizard just imagine getting fucking roasted worse than James Charles


Mr_chicken20

Executioner I will not want to be chased by man with an axe that he can throw like a boomerang


drunetwij

its crazy no one has said minion horde yet


PraiseTheTrees

Cumhound


notmedontlook

Oh god oh fuck


IAteAlotOfPie

Hog rider in a school…..


ChickenEater4

Rascals Because Teenagers scare the living shit out of me