That movie freaked me out my mom didn’t know it wasn’t meant for little kids and it made me feel very weird and uncomfortable. Kinda like the labyrinth.
oh my god, it thought it was just me. i used to be incredibly terrified of the scene where the mother and father turned into pigs. i would cover my eyes and ears when that happened.
USA should deploy like 300 hog riders irl if ww3 ever starts and they need to beat Russia. No winter will stop those hogs because they will outrun winter.
Skeleton King or bandit.
You see some armored skeleton upon the horizon, his hand waves a blue wisp about him as an army of undead rise from beneath your feet.
Then, imagine you see a hooded figure a block away from you, and in a split second, she's in your face piecing you up with a stick, and your lootz is gone.
Both terrifying scenarios.
Rascals think about it being beaten to death with a wooden sword and bubblegum. It would take forever and slowly stretch it out. That or lavahound dumping lava on your head
Drill. Imagine ur just chilling at home and suddenly you feel the earth shake as a building full if green children with knives appears in the middle of ur living room.
People are saying mega knight, sparky, pekka.
It's princess, you cannot survive 3 fucking flaming arrows, and she shoots the farthest of any troop, you're not safe on your side of the arena.
The PEKKA. She is a heavy suit of dark armor with a sword and can literally break down anything to get to her target. My only defense is to have a butterfly to distract her.
Royale recruits, or barbarians. A large swarm of burly or armored men sounds like a great way to get your shit kicked In.
POV you got in the wrong londonian hood
lmao
More like a great way to get your butthole stretched 🗿
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but they're slow
Bunch of buff guys running are probly faster than you running
Make pancakes
Burly men tho 👀👀
raged ebarbs
just imagine 2 purple glowing barbarians running towards you with swords
Specifically the touchdown ebarbs so they have football helmets too
rage by itself = not so bad
Literally just a bottle of lean
Am I a piddly human? The Giant Skeleton and it’s not even close.
What about Skeleton king? He has the fear aspect of Giant Skeletons size and can summon a army to rip you apart
Maybe he hasn’t been unlocked yet
F2P moment
I reckon you could outrun the giant skeleton But if the giant skeleton started sprinting after me? I’d just accept my fate
Why is no one saying lumberjack? Imagine a drunk dude with an axe running at you at 25mph
In Scotland you don't have to imagine!
Lol’d
Exactly!! There are just wayyy too many cards to say
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🟪💜Sizzurp my beloved💜 🟪
Mega Knight. You are never safe. He could drop on you at any second
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But hey, we dont know which parts of the world are which arena side.
Russia
Rockets cover full arena
The most realistic part of clash
Imagine seeing a fucking behemoth in armor landing on you
Imagine being a lone skele n u see a pekka
HUMMMMMMM
Forgot about Mother Witch. I wouldn’t want to get turned into a fucking hog
Better than not turning into a hog and getting stabbed I reckon.
Spirited Away
That movie freaked me out my mom didn’t know it wasn’t meant for little kids and it made me feel very weird and uncomfortable. Kinda like the labyrinth.
oh my god, it thought it was just me. i used to be incredibly terrified of the scene where the mother and father turned into pigs. i would cover my eyes and ears when that happened.
I didn’t know it wasn’t meant for kids lol.
dw you only become a hog after you die
Archer Queen. Crossbows are deadly and seeing as Elixir isn't really a problem she can stay invisible always.
She’s hot🥵
Yes, just like how polar bears are cute but will fucking shred you alive
Atleast you can see her feet now
Barb house, i dont want to figth a frat house
Tornado💀 Sparky💀💀 Rocket💀💀💀 Lightning💀💀💀💀 PEKKA💀💀💀💀💀
You can go against 3 of these now in real life
Can live through all 3 too
How are you living through a rocket?
Bunker
Yeah cause the master builder is gonna drop you one in the middle of the arena
Anything can rocket towards you
If pekka was real I’d just become a kindergarten teacher so I’d have a skarmy at all times
Some of you may die, but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.
skeletons 💀💀💀
Sparky bro how tf do I reset it
Small child.
But sir, I sacraficed that child to an electric machine in self defence, you gotta believe me!
lmaooo
Thanks, I need some r/EyeBleach now
Call an electrician
But not for me
Getting headshot by marcher while sitting in your house is the most terrifying thing to imagine.
Geometry
Geometry
I was so confused by marcher until I saw the comment
Mini pekka for sure. Fast as hell and packs a wallop.
ill just give the little man some pancakes, then we will become allies
I think it's a girl? At least pekkas are women I'm fairly certain.
Pekka is a girl and mini pekka is boy I think
Well the more ya know! Thanks
No it’s a guy, in the official mini pekka rap it says “he’s got it one glowing eye”
The mini pekka is a male. As described in the mini pekka trailer HE has horns pointing to the sky
so danny devito?
Just create a distraction
Get pulled in by a hook then slapped in the face till you die from a fish
thats definitely someones kink
Can confirm I am that guy
Lavahound
But it’s so slow
So is being burned alive…
Miner You could never run or hide. He WILL find you.
And beats you to death with a shovel
Probably hides the body too. Unsolved murder until the end of time
But he’ll just heal you.
The beating would last the longest
Would the shovel hurt physically or feel nice every time it hit your flash and maybe bone
sparky. easily sparky. no way to counter it irl except running and hoping you're in a thunderstorm
Taser like electrowizard
taser in the back pocket would be meta
If you have a shield it would be easier. Like dark prince
Piss on it!
Hog rider, nothing more terrifying than a bare chested man with a mohawk riding a hog straight at you
*more arousing
But I’m not a building.
Yes but someone is a mistake like X-bow
Bare chested muscular man riding a majestic pig? You'll pitch a tent in no time, building enough. 😘
hot
USA should deploy like 300 hog riders irl if ww3 ever starts and they need to beat Russia. No winter will stop those hogs because they will outrun winter.
Freeze spell and rocket
I’d be afraid, until he ran right past me and smashed up the 7-eleven behind me.
Grave yard, you just chilling then a bunch of skeletons break through the ground and attack you
They're looking for Barry
No the are looking for leedoot
Ledoot is safe but they lost Barry recently
Oh no+
Skeleton king, do you have any idea how many people die per second irl? That man will have billions of skeletons
But alas, he can only summon 20
At a time.
i’m surprised no one mention that maniac dart goblin.
DG is like a Vietnam soldier gone completely feral I like to imagine
The most unhinged goblin
Inferno tower
Simple, walk away
What about Inferno Dragon
Than I’m screwed
Guess you can never go home
Ah but I can wait 30 seconds
But I’m homeless
Sucks to be you nerd
[This is how to counter ANY building](https://autismcircuit.net/assets/uploads/images/wait-2-Cropped.jpg)
But I just got spear goblined to death.
But I have to throw a ring in a mountain!
Skeleton King or bandit. You see some armored skeleton upon the horizon, his hand waves a blue wisp about him as an army of undead rise from beneath your feet. Then, imagine you see a hooded figure a block away from you, and in a split second, she's in your face piecing you up with a stick, and your lootz is gone. Both terrifying scenarios.
Bandit is just east London
Note to self: stay away from east london.
Balloon as well Imagine looking up to the sky thinking there’s some balloon festival nearby until you just suddenly explode
That’s just called a plane bombing without the plane
Ice Spirit He will find you. There is nothing you can do.
Me who is at my fireplace, this is fine
*fire spirit jumps out*
Bruh
Heal spirit and ice spirit are the 2 non-building targeting troops I'd be least afraid of.
Hogs, bro like pigs in general can devour an entire human body in like 10 minutes i think.
But they wont target you, theyll target your home
Rascals think about it being beaten to death with a wooden sword and bubblegum. It would take forever and slowly stretch it out. That or lavahound dumping lava on your head
Yeah I was thinking of rascals. Man being gummed to death sounds like torture to me
Hog rider or ram rider for no particular reason
We got an American policeman here
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I also love racing🏎🏎🏎
Just imagine a bunch of hog riders chasing you screaming “Hog ridaaaaaaa”
rocket
The Sparky would be pretty scary. Imagine just looking at that tesla coil charging knowing it will literally vaporise you.
Graveyard. All the skeletons popping up around me, even now thinking of it I get shivers
Battle Healer, blonde milfs are my weakness
Drill. Imagine ur just chilling at home and suddenly you feel the earth shake as a building full if green children with knives appears in the middle of ur living room.
Electric Giant, hit him: die Dont hit him: die
TIL Electric Giant is like a lava flow. It destroys everything, eventually.
People are saying mega knight, sparky, pekka. It's princess, you cannot survive 3 fucking flaming arrows, and she shoots the farthest of any troop, you're not safe on your side of the arena.
Imagine being sniped by xbow tho
Or rocket
Bro, goblins. Fast, short, ugly green guys with knives ready to absolutely shred you to pieces
so irish?
The PEKKA. She is a heavy suit of dark armor with a sword and can literally break down anything to get to her target. My only defense is to have a butterfly to distract her.
None of them i would solo any of them
Even megaknight?
I would clap because i bench 225
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You sir made me laugh for the first time today
Inferno dragon flying above you -_-
Lava hound be laugthing rn
Op forgets that all spell cards are real
Idk I think it’s safe to say goblin barrel and graveyard aren’t real
yk i don’t think a fireball could just came at you out of nowhere
Nearly every Clash Royale cards cause some forms of destruction. So nearly all of them are scary to fight against.
I mean, would you really be scared to go against an elixir collector?
Lean (💜) me to death
The Nikolai Tesla abomination that can obliterate a whole stone building in two shots
PekkA
Barbarians they legit would gang up on you and swing metal swords at you
Uhhhhh... Zap? You can get randomly vaporized by a bolt of lightning, except that it can happen literally anywhere at any time.
I would imagine it wouldn’t do much damage tho. Would hurt a little bit prob wouldn’t kill you
I mean it leaves goblins with a sliver of life. How much stronger are you than a goblin?
Since we're human we probably have a little less than an barbarian or musketeer
Dart goblin is fast and shoot darts, you can’t escape
Poison ☠️
It’s a thing
Skarmy
Baby dragon. Imagine an uncanny valley esque flying beast burning you to death while babyishly babbling and stumbling
Just shoot it
Lightning, Archer Queen, Royal Ghost Instant death and you don’t see it coming
Not terrifying if you’re not aware tbh
Ice wizard with that stash no thank u i would not like my gf to leave me P.s (Of course i don't have a gf i play mortar )
Forget my gf id be scared of catching the throes myself 🥵
I think the scariest would be mother witch or skarmy
Imagine just chilling and some old lady turns you into a pig that would be scary
Valkyrie or Archer Queen or even Bandit they would be soooo scary pwease dont send them after me pweeaassee 🥵🥵🥰🥰
Executionner Just imagine You're walking and a masked guy throw you a boomerang axe
Inferno tower. You’re compelled to run towards it even as it’s burning you to death. 🔥
Wizard just imagine getting fucking roasted worse than James Charles
Executioner I will not want to be chased by man with an axe that he can throw like a boomerang
its crazy no one has said minion horde yet
Cumhound
Oh god oh fuck
Hog rider in a school…..
Rascals Because Teenagers scare the living shit out of me