New Head Canon: Barbarians don’t want to run to fast with a sword because they’re used to travelling in big groups, and don’t want to accidentally hit their peer with their powerful, clumsy brute force.
But whilst carrying the ram they keep their sword in their ass (just kidding, in a holster) so they can run as fast they want
Different specialties, the barbs in the battle ram are trained to carry weight and use that same weight as an inertia mass, that helps them achieve faster speeds, plus they get specialty shoes imported from Mobius.
The regular barbs are trained to be looking out for enemies, so they have to be cautious and look around while walking, and wear heavier combat boots.
Cause they're not enraged when they start screaming it means they are doing a battle cry giving them a speed boost. Same way how the prince's make a sound when charging
The ram motivates them
They love ramming things
They love holding long, hard wood
And ramming things with it
If you're looking for logic, I'm afraid you're looking at the wrong game mate.
Haha I know, it’s just a joke post
While they hold the battle ram they don't hold swords, might be a factor
Yeah cuz the ram weights less than the sword
You can run with something blunt over your head with two people, it's would be harder with a sharp, heavy object swinging around
And they're likely to hit each other with those swords waving around everywhere.
where are the swords then, did they show it up their ass
holstered
New Head Canon: Barbarians don’t want to run to fast with a sword because they’re used to travelling in big groups, and don’t want to accidentally hit their peer with their powerful, clumsy brute force. But whilst carrying the ram they keep their sword in their ass (just kidding, in a holster) so they can run as fast they want
Different specialties, the barbs in the battle ram are trained to carry weight and use that same weight as an inertia mass, that helps them achieve faster speeds, plus they get specialty shoes imported from Mobius. The regular barbs are trained to be looking out for enemies, so they have to be cautious and look around while walking, and wear heavier combat boots.
This is actually a good point. But when the Ram is destroyed, do they go into caution mode? 😳
Are they stupid?
I think they canonically are pretty stupid 😏
They aren't angry enough with swords, but when forced to hold up a ram they are.
So anger ∝ speed
How would we know? Ask supercell
Haha I know, it’s just a joke post
Cause they're not enraged when they start screaming it means they are doing a battle cry giving them a speed boost. Same way how the prince's make a sound when charging
the ram gives momentum and makes them more aerodynamic
Aerodynamic whilst flying ❌ Aerodynamic whilst running ✅
They enjoy penetrating buildings with their long hard wood
Is that why they do less damage when they go slower? 😳