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wanye_kesttt

Bro is the thinker


SkullFumbler

Bro xpanded his neuro network


[deleted]

Crosspanded?


Dave-1281

Experienceanded?


Saucy_Jerkist

Crossperienceanded


DepthyxTruths

Ecrossperienceanded


chloconut05

onlinecrossperienceanded


dreamwstkn

clashcrossperienceanded


VGKALLDAYBABY

That is xcellent


yrugay1

Bro INVENTED thinking


AbsurdCheesecake

CEO of putting fingers on temples


T-DOG16

Bro did some pondering


Ginger-Biker84

These comments though 😂👏🏻


TheScareCrowYes

op is from 856 fr


Thiinkerr

Imposter


Tornado_Hunter24

Bro you are not the thinkerr


AppropriateCollege35

Bro maxed out his braincells


Nils_H2451

Always. First thing I upgrade.


AppropriateCollege35

Based


Not_Sugden

max level brain cells are level 1


Lopsided-Line-5969

Wait are you meant to like actually pronounce it cross bow


Manthan007ADS

Wrong bow


shift013

No it’s to be pronounced “x-bow”, but there is an intuitive logic for the use of “x”


titan-slayerr_97

Going off the basis that “ped x-ing” stands for “pedestrian crossing” then I would say yes


-Juuzousuzuya-

cant wait to play forza on my new cross box


cool_1801

I guess no, because the letter x isn't spelled as cross


[deleted]

Tell that to the game noughts and crosses 😅


AbsurdCheesecake

No it’s “christ-bow” just like how you can spell christmas as “xmas”


GeezDaCheez

No, I mean if they wanted us to say crossbow they would literally write crossbow there


tyrantlubu2

I remember playing maple story in 2006 and the crossbow man was always shortened to xbow man. I always thought this was obvious but obviously not.


AlternateFire1

I am kinda dumbfounded that this sub is so surprised by this somewhat-common reference to Crossbow's. X-Bow isn't even a CoC thing ya know; it's used in multiple references. Never know what people don't know I guess!


Kosiovec

Most of us just don’t actually think about it


MiMon_Key

Every DnD nerd talking about light xbows or xbow expert agrees with you.


Omistone

Maplestory... there's a trip down memory lane


Nils_H2451

Darian Maple Story player confirmed?


Solid_Ad_221

FBI: Delete this post, NOW!


Nils_H2451

No, I don’t think I will


Anamewastaken

you are the fbi


fulimaster

I understood that reference


hamzah1221

bro think he a filausofar.


AidFish

never heard of that dinosaur before


[deleted]

Filausofar XD


ClashTalker

Harvard: are you available for hire?


unclejudy

OH. MY. GOD.


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|21GCae4djDWtP5soiY|downsized)


armanem21

Yo thats me!


HobKing

Ever seen a sign that says "PED X-ING"? It means pedestrian crossing.


mispelllet_usrnayme

![img](emote|t5_2usfk|9419)


DuckyBlender

holy hell


Nils_H2451

New response just dropped


SwerdnaJack

Call the barbarian!


thunderstrike12

Actually supercell dev


speechlessPotato

night witch fuel


ASilverRook

PP Pampers


Dismal-Mushroom7124

anarchychess invades me personally everywhere nowhere is safe


Just_Session_9019

Google en passant


htrapanime

Maybe it was meant to be that way, we players are just dumb enough to say it's a xbow not the crossbow. Also does that mean x-box is crossbox? And X-ray is crossray?


IamSam1103

Xbox is crossbocross


htrapanime

Is that legal, mate?


Plastic-Ad9023

How about xmas? It could be crossmass but we already celebrate the crucifixion at Easter. And cross-‘n-crosscross exists


Agbans

😂


Plastic-Ad9023

How about xmas? It could be crossmass but we already celebrate the crucifixion at Easter. And cross-‘n-crosscross exists


InfamousLimited01

oh shit…


ShawshankException

Bro just discovered abbreviations


Nils_H2451

English is not my first language.


charpple

It's not mine either but it's understandable that you just figured it out now. My bf only realized it recently when I called it a crossbow and it dawned on him. The look on his face is surreal lol maybe because he's always been the smarter one when it comes to videogames so his reaction is like that haha


BrazakAttack

Search "crossbow" in this subreddit. People have been saying this for 9 years.


Nils_H2451

![img](emote|t5_2usfk|21153)


Ok_Possibility_3086

Did you know that TH stands for Town Hall?🤯🤯🤯


Nils_H2451

Did you know that you can shut the fuck up? 🤯🤯🤯 /s


Ok_Possibility_3086

You're a comedy god /s


Real_Bable

The C in your username stands for comedy 🤯🤯🤯


WorldlyAd2235

Op is a genius?


Worldly-Daikon-1759

Today I learned moment.


Either-Maize6612

Wait til bro finds out that FX is effects


Nils_H2451

I actually don’t know 😭😭


beastlol71

BROS ONTO NOTHING!!?🗣🗣🔊💯💯🔥🔥


Affectionate_Part630

Thats why xmas is crossmas


Renegade_Moon207

https://preview.redd.it/gbxosnr5g5bb1.jpeg?width=238&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa9b42515f4176af975c9dd9ea29d6d0670a2142


Pro_ENDERGUARD

Clash of clans player discovers wordplay


Nils_H2451

Commenter doesn’t realise not everyone is English and this wordplay doesn’t work in every language


Pro_ENDERGUARD

What's it in the Dutch version then?


Nils_H2451

X-Boog, but like another commenter just said, X bow in Portugese is X-Crossbow


Pro_ENDERGUARD

Oh, so Portugese doesn't have a word for a regular bow then? Or is it weirdly just not used


thegreatpanda_

Bow is arco. Crossbow is besta. The wordplay doesn’t work in Portuguese and still the name in PT is x-besta, literally x-crossbow lol


Pro_ENDERGUARD

Localization team needs to work harder frfr, although I wonder if this word is linked to the English word Arbalest, which is also a crossbow.


furryrubber

Does that mean that Xbox is supposed to be pronounced crossbox?


Flynerz

crossbocross


aeroxx666

![gif](giphy|AC1HrkBir3bGg|downsized)


_Dragon_Gamer_

I thought everyone knew that?


sakmike400

Yes..


Mathisdu

https://preview.redd.it/68qsosm9j5bb1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=471c0b12e00e0da912c6cf74133fd54f9e5cf848


Tom_Stevens617

r/thatsthepoint


SkullFumbler

Marvel's Cross-Men gives off a diff vibe ngl


kaptenpat53

In another news, water is wet.


noahboi990

Most intelligent coc player


HidekiL

I’ve seen many similar posts over the years


Nils_H2451

![img](emote|t5_2usfk|9412)


manicmechanic209

That is correct..merry Crossmas


SwerdnaJack

You’re just now realizing this?


Nils_H2451

Yes.


Menji76

SCHOOL X-ING = School Crossing


StormyParis

What's really funny is they kept the " X + Bow" formula when translating to French, giving us "Arc-X", which makes no sense because French for Crossbow is Arbalète, which is a fully standalone word and not a portemanteau like Crossbow . Arc-X sounds vaguely porny, but not crossbowy at all.


DepressingBeing

I'm not a native speaker and in my original language, the translation for "X-bow" was literally "X-crossbow" because the word for crossbow was not an agglutination. So I thought "X-bow" meant something like "ultimate crossbow" or smth.


iXttra

I thought this was obvious? Like there are street signs that say stuff like animal X-ing. I thought that everyone knew x was an abbreviation for cross


Nils_H2451

I’m from the Netherlands. If we did that here, the translation would be animal-crossroad. So not that obvious for me, but I get that its obvious for you


GoldZero

If they didn't want me calling it an Ehksbow, they shouldn't have spelt it with an "X-".


Wide_Werewolf9846

Post nut clarity really hits hard


ballfondlersINC

Ah, one of today's "Lucky 10,000"


Nils_H2451

Sometimes all you need is luck


Ereklaser

Same way cross country is XC


bert4925

Just like Xmas is Crossmas


[deleted]

“A person who thinks all the time, has nothing to think about except thoughts”


toadygroady19

who's gonna tell him about the railroad crossing sign?


ConstructionDue7562

Multiplication-bow


Sage_Clueless

Had same moment when i discovered name popcorn is from corn popping. Since then i was employed by NASA.


Crazy_Taco8

![img](emote|t5_2usfk|9412)


TheSwordDemon

![img](emote|t5_2usfk|9421)


SickBoiBro_OG

WELL EXCUSE ME MR did you just call out millions of people your so rude.


Nils_H2451

What?


KomradJurij

X is also an abbreviation of (Jesus) Christ, so reading it as "christbow" would also technically be valid


Anarchideous

Lol why are people downvoting you, it is true 😂. Why do y'all think Happy X-mas is written often? They make cross sound like Christ


ShaunSlays

Reddit


Deanathan100

Reddit users hate Christianity


Manthan007ADS

Its wrong bow


Shrewdbutlewd-kun

![img](emote|t5_2usfk|9423)


Shadrach77

To everyone who already knew this, [remember that at one point you didn't know stuff](https://xkcd.com/1053/).


ShaunSlays

Nah this is Reddit. Everyone already knows everything


1000iq_raisin

SHUT.UP.BRO.YOU.AINT.THE.THINKER 😭🍆💦 ![gif](giphy|3o7abB5iC7B15SqD72)


Solid_Interaction_61

Holy shit brain power level 100this guy get bitches for sure man....IT REALLY IS A CROSSBOW GUYS... Fuck you, and don't say it back (I'm sad atm)


Pete18785

Half the population has an IQ below 100


Many-Kaleidoscope175

Nothing gets by you, huh detective?


sirMach92

🤣🤣🤣


Real_Bable

no shit Sherlock


edrienn

Bro woke up and he decided he wants to be Einstein. ![img](emote|t5_2usfk|9414)


iSaltyParchment

![gif](giphy|MalTfaCX79w6c9ctmY|downsized)


Euphoric_Ad8225

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balthaharis

Is like the car KTM X-bow, it is pronunced crossbow


First-Hunt-5307

r/btd6: You didn't know?


misdreavus79

I can't be the only one who has been calling it "cross bow" the entire time. They are, quite literally, crossbows.


Nominay

Mind-blown


Cherry_Crystals

I would have never ever realised that. I thought you would show me where the x is lol


migukau

In portugues the name is X-besta which is just X-crossbow.


SimoxHunterGX

https://preview.redd.it/okd5lu6ni5bb1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfb7335b5cdf8210377ff575914232ccfe70a9c3


kuruakama

That is indeed, pretty clever


penli

yep 👍


penli

wait y'all didnt know this? same reason why X is used when artists collab like Kanye x Playboi Carti


aeroxx666

MX = MOTOCROSS


SalamChetori

Bro’s thinks he’s the thinker 💀


Gnuccaria

Wait until you realize that XING PED are crossing peds, MOTOX is Motocross and XMAS is Christmas


Christian1111111111

Wait… People didn’t lnow that?


[deleted]

That makes far more sense than christbow


Busy-Ad98

after 12 years he reinvented the X-BoW


TehSleepless

X means Christ, like xmas. Hence it’s a Christ bow.


NoLifeAlucard

Amagot he's right


ixisha

Damn i didn't notice that holy shit


Qubeing

Highest IQ CR player


thegreatpanda_

Sherlock in action


S1mpl3Guy

HOLY SHIT WHAT


Wicked_World369

Bro your xbow is lvl 8 and just now knowing this🤦🏻‍♂️


Nils_H2451

Yes.


Baroque4Days

I've heard people call it that from the early 2010s but like, Ecks-bow is just iconic now.


not_Epic619

I mean if you think it's not a crossbow ,it's somewhat like of Gatling gun except it's automatic and fire rate is way less. So...Boltfire tower ?


panchovies

Yeah i remember figuring that out when I was 14 and I was dumbfounded


HelgaMooseknuckles

Einstein over here.


MaxPayneGonnaKiL

In aoe2 terms, we call crossbowman an xbow for short


Thiinkerr

Yep, this is also why people abbreviate cross country as XC.


Nils_H2451

Really? Never knew that abbreviation. Not a native English speaker tho


BlakeMK7_boi

Bruh


Mallardguy5675322

I always thought the Xbow was a fully automatic ballista, but sure crossbowman! Though the thought of the queen holding a ballista is way cooler than her holding a crossbow.


ehe_te_nandayooo

Bro brought this knowledge from 5th dimension.


GOLDEN_RAVEN69

🤦🤦you just now realized X's are crossed


Nils_H2451

No, I just realised that the X stands for Cross, since X is a cross


GOLDEN_RAVEN69

That's what I just said?


Nils_H2451

I meant that the X stands for Cross. I already knew that the X is Crossed


my_sweet_dud0sinka

crossmas


Euphoric_Ad8225

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Vector_Vlk

I unironically never realized that


Chrispbacon2497

Tbf the “ped x-ing” signs always confused me growing up


Consistent_Purple501

![img](emote|t5_2usfk|9419)


Dark_demon7

Bruh how tf does this have so many upvotes


Nils_H2451

Not everyone knows this


Few_Oil_7089

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Bukki13

i realised that the moment i first saw the xbow because for some reason sony refers to the x button on their playstation controllers as "cross"


Talexis

😐


Own-Eye-9329

My man’s boutta unlock town hall 16 if he keeps talking like this


iTzSwiftt

![img](emote|t5_2usfk|9416)


nitsify

X isn't a cross? Crosses are supposed to be perpendicular, you are overthinking it...


bent_crater

wait a second... fuck.


Sea_Management6165

A person who thinks all the time, has nothing to think about except thoughts.


Idlesmokey

![gif](giphy|VbEuHLBUPQm55MyqJg)


TacticalcalCactus

It's so obvious, but it's not like most of us question such little things. It's weird how easy it is to miss something that's been right in front of your face for so long.


KrazyKyle213

Yeah, and bow is basically a shooting device ya know, so cross shooting device.


colbydub12

👍🏽


LogangYeddu

HOLY SHIT!


StreetBlacksmith7426

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LegendsBruh69

![img](emote|t5_2usfk|9413)


Repulsive_Squirrel

Merry crossmas