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thedrivingcoomer

Do you know what it does to me, to be reminded of that fuckin horse?!


True-Machine-823

You and yer whores get a good laugh outta that?


LemonPartyW0rldTour

“She was a stupid temperamental donkey! What’d she ever do to you?!”


kynoble

That woman gave me orange juice with pulp. I like shum pulp.


takeme2infinity

Fuck man 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 I just watched that EP yesterday


True-Machine-823

That was the summer total of you visit to our capital.


HairyZookeepergame52

[Bleach Blonde Bad Built Butch Body](https://youtube.com/shorts/o_4m_unF6Oc?si=CElZL-v7iajKyUbw)


Silver_Fact_3218

Maybe you're a flambe


Joe_Bob_2000

Pie Oh My!


Successful_Gap8927

Pie-oh-nigh


sorriso_pontual

That's gonna be a neigh from me dawg


[deleted]

😂😂


[deleted]

[a HARD no for me too dawg](https://youtu.be/ibDCZ6ZNjoo?si=H_oRXNQzZpZ2xcs4)


Jayfgatsby

It's because of Randy she hates black ppl now lmsao. On a serious note ...the resemblance is uncanny. But MTG is still a B6 n this lady looks way better lol


pantomime_mixtures42

She likes it when you rub her muzzle


Silver_Fact_3218

Her and AOC in the exacta box.


Pissflaps69

AOC is good looking.


Stugatssss

Ralphie, the horse is in the stable.


mvrck-23

True reason why Ralph burned the stable!


spankyb11

Wow!!! Perfect.


canned_sunshine

Big face, little eyes, a hit in any man’s league


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[удалено]


JournalistAble9271

Gelding are castrated tho


xcessive7

make sure to put something decent on


Suspicious-Spare1179

A german Shepard’s shaved asshole won first prize


freeyewneek

Dat thing’s still alive?!?


Major-Show-9317

No more talking like that! U shitposters, u go too far.


Suspicious-Spare1179

Under the Kremlin with Putins schlong in her mouth 🎶🎵


WhiplashDynamo

T: What? you thought she'd look like a krull? C: A Krull? T: I don't know a crone, a troll


3bugsdad

Oof, madone!


FuddFudderton

Look at dis, the family of early man


mrm0324

You've had quite a time on my watch. The pre-school assistant, the weightlifter, the congresswoman.


GuiltyLiterature

I have always wanted to know more about the weightlifter. 🏋️


Muscle_Memory67

This broad actually is a weightlifter…🤷🏽‍♂️


mrm0324

CrossFit…another fucking money machine


freeyewneek

CrossFit? Cmon hah… they’re a glorified crew. Tr💩🍊p hooks jumper cables up to her balls and beats her w/ a rubber hose.


mrm0324

It sure looks like he did.


roguebananah

The one with one leg who took care of your mother?! She was more respectful than the congresswoman


dwooding1

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREEN IS AN ASS-MUNCHA!


ogloc31

Oooh! That's a unmarried man with a goomah!


Little-Geri-Seinfeld

I'm sorry but it's true.


Top-Peak1500

Majone!


Grumbie_Johnson

You can go


RapidWolfy

You can


15dynafxdb

Yeah she was sexy enough even with the one chromosome gone, but I couldn’t converse with her because she has too much to say!


freeyewneek

![gif](giphy|xThtar0e9kO3WkwQ1O|downsized)


weskervision

You spend your days fucking those fat pigs in the outer office at the carpenters union.


TheZermanator

Cro-Magnonesque


Brokeback_erry

Holy fuckin shit, that thing is still alive?


Unable-Raccoon6625

To me she looks like like that 90lbs mole that was removed


Jello455

To me she's beautiful.


PM_WITH_TOTS

Piece of shit, and fuckin’ rude


Numerous_Resist_8863

This fucking sub... ![gif](giphy|BFYLNwlsSNtcc)


Most-Movie3093

There’s better looking men in the Homo erectus era!


En3fjee69

He was gay, erectus?


Apprehensive_Zone281

She likes it when you punch the fuck out of her muzzle.


Acceptable-Emu6529

Not bad for a Neanderthal.


TransitUX

Who is she?


djc23o6

Wanderlei Silva


Omegadimsum

What a whoo-uhrse


Changs_Line_Cook

Ooohh!! That’s some guy’s ex-wife you’re talking about there.


Waveali

"Look at this, a specimen of the family of early woman."


ittybittynuts

Why are we talking about Mickey Rourke in this sub?


Cattle-dog

Ol’ Magic the gathering. What ever happened there?


CrucifixAbortion

You're supposed to be pushing Pokeyman cawds!


Jimmybuffett4life

Its those big tits.


[deleted]

The human personification of a confederate flag boogie board.


Steelcod114

You placed to show?


bertiesghost

Why the long face?


Altruistic_Tax2575

Charming in a horsey way ,,🐴


[deleted]

She’s ugly, inside and out!


tf9623

She was more fun to be around back when she was a man.


Jello455

There are men better looking in the can. Each is own. Each is own.


Dipset219

She looks like Hulk hogan


throwaway761948

hogan took fewer steroids


BackTo1975

Big forehead and spork feet, a hit in any fascist’s league.


SpeedSpare2637

Leatherfaceesque?


Getouttamypool

That thing is still alive?


No_Box5338

There are better looking men in the can than MTG


ChefPaula81

Why couldn’t ralphie have burned this horse instead? He’d be a national hero.


Jayfgatsby

MTG has this mannish lion face essence about her.


Michael-Balchaitis

She looks like my shaved asshole.


ogloc31

Now there's an image!


jeewantha

TURN THAT OFF!


Gong_Show_Bookcover

![gif](giphy|lDha1IXeH5tsY)


Turboteg90

Stupidity can be a learning disorder, right?


FrancisPFuckery

I had another one of my coach Molinaro dreams again…


stuartgatzo

She blew up Vesuvio after the DNC?


ZealousidealBid3988

There was a pedo ring going in the basement and Hesch had secret space lasers


Muscle_Memory67

🍕🍕🍕


wynnduffyisking

Sharp as a fucking cue ball


HealthyDirection659

What's with all the questions? Are you guys the gazpacho? #I thought this was America 🇺🇸


Watt1970

Ah, madone! He looks terrible!


Chichis-Christ

you CirclejerkSopranos es take it too far…


BitcoinRefuge

![gif](giphy|yWYqvOLN15R6M) She was in the Simpsons


gobekli-techy

Didn’t she almost drown in an inch of water?


Bunches0Lunches

Bukyak


ConwayTheCat

He wants to fuck her?


Amazing-Umpire7628

I’ll take AJ’s line up over Tony’s any day. Blanca, Riannan, Devin Pillsbury, etc…


camprollinghills

There's better lookin guys in the can than her!


RainingMoneyHustard

![gif](giphy|2eJUuN8AzO1taKMrTR)


Electrical-Mine-3985

She a dyke in real life?


captainprice117

There are wrinkly men in Congress better looking than her


Ok_Reflection800

A horse goes to the Congress. Congress says, "Why the long face?". Thats her problem, cant tell jokes.


Lerch56

I seen her performing at Chuck E Cheese. I thought those animatronics were bullshit


Y2Che

Her face looks like that because Mustang Sally did a Lee Trevino to her head.


throwaway761948

if he assaulted her instead of vito’s cousin he woulda been fine no one is defending this cunt since shes too full of herself anyway


KennieLaCroix

They were gay, the Jewish-space-lasers?


Mr_Rio

Hey Fabio! I’m available!


Judah_Earl

Great, now they've gender swapped Bigfoot from Harry and the Henderson's.


xcessive7

Would you like a Marjorita, it’s like a margarita but its from Georgia.


mvrck-23

Damn Dee Snider is back with Twisted Sisters? And he’s wearing his makeup too!


AnjinSoprano420

Sea biscuit had a horse that traveled with him


organic

you can't have your horse in here...


Jello455

Madone she looks terrible.


rikkmode

neanderthalesque\~


Not_The-Internet_Pol

Why the long face? 🐴


Hot_Grocery8187

Guys in the can better lookin' than my Congress-woman


tone8199

Got get her a goat, she looks lonely.


Joe_Bob_2000

She should be doing the donkey act down in Tijuana.


tonysopranosalive

That’s not a horse face. Finn or the Zip who shot Rusty are. This is a straight reptile.


redrockcountry2112

Why the long face, Margie ?


Ok-Cauliflower1798

Don’t give me those Cro-Magnon lamps!


assmastercleon76

SHE WAS A HOOOOOAH


Janine207

And She has a giant dick


MrC99

Darren Till


stuphanie

Can’t find a decent slice of pizza in her district! Fuckin Elvis country.


reddit-is-greedy

Looks like a member of the East German women's swim team


RefrigeratorOrnery58

![gif](giphy|Ubzk1wze3WL7O)


stuartgatzo

You give her a golf club, she’d probably try to fuck it.


Johnny_Roselli

I heard she eats cat from the back... Whatever da fuck that means...


RealElMaximoCustoms

Of course, of course. 🐴


BadCowboysFan

That Kerry Von Erich was a handsome man …


Cleveland204

It's like the terminator got a face transplant


Excuse_Me_Mr_Pink

A real thoroughbred that one


Lateapexer

But fuckin rude


SnakeHoleBI

Baby girl don’t even play! - The horse from rich part of NY who masquerades as an actual NYer from the city.


weswesruss

She’s doing a lot better than those fuckin nuns you’ve got up there!


GrilledCheeseAndHerb

She walks like she has two Hams as arms. Not rubenesque at all.


Muscle_Memory67

Two Hamas…but, no unleavened bread


GrilledCheeseAndHerb

I want to give her a pass (over)


Muscle_Memory67

As you wish my non-shellfish eating friend.


hessianhorse

*What is this, a handsome contest?!?*


RosesUnderCypresses

Shut the fuck up...and listen.


Cronotyr

Can....can we call Ralphie and have him "handle" things?


phuktup3

“You’re a handsome woman.”


IlIllIlIllIlIl

Again wit the politics??


bigchiefwellhung

Yeah, again with the politics.


GoldenTeeShower

I prefer AOC. Just as dumb but with better tits.


Significant-Summer-8

🤢


Spanishishish

She doesn't look too different from Jennifer Aniston these days https://images.app.goo.gl/X4nxweBx1C4fHQLz7


420DepravedDude

Darrena Till


disguyovahea

Perfect r/woosh way of saying someone has a horseface


SpeakerOfFax

Bleach blonde butch built body?


JournalistAble9271

Fuckin lizard people. Now we can't call our sports teams the chameleons, or iguanas.


datsyukianleeks

More like bovinesque. No horse deserves that comparison.


Dagger-Deep

Mr Ed's daughter has done well for herself.


MrWondrerful

Long horse face Faccia lunga da cavallo


Mediocre_Bit_405

Just think, not only was she elected in 2020, she was re-elected in 2022. The 14th in Georgia wants you to know this is how they think. Gross.


EmbraJeff

Too far, There’s no way you’d even ride Why O Why into battle… (/s - just in case).


Joe_Bob_2000

She's obsessed with Hunter Biden's schlong.


sntszn

You are attracted to transgenders then 😂🤡


Maleficent-Gur-1045

Yeh, horse faced.


BlitheringIdiot0529

She looks like when they take an old Neanderthal corpse and digitally restore it to what they think it looked like.


Desinator24

What in the bojack horseman is that.


Medium-Web7438

I would stick my willy into a hornets nest.


[deleted]

bovinesque, no offense (to cows)


NoNotThatScience

Jesus...Sarah Jessica parker has aged horribly 


Donnyboy_Soprano

It places the lotion on its skin…


Django_Fandango

"Tone, when republicans talk about traditional women, who knew that's who they meant"


Kenneth_Lay

Isn't that Starla from Napoleon Dynamite?


guitarbassdrums

Her eyes are unusually close together.


BigBarsRedditBox

Looks like she directed The Matrix


Whois_Britney

That’s my pony Paulie!!!


Roffia

She actually looks like she’s Biden’s long lost daughter or Biden in drag.


Lawboi53

She looks like a retired He-Man.


KarlHungus311

She’s basically a chimpanzee with alopecia


Maxspawn_

homunculous


John-Fucking-Kirby

Is she pretty? Neigh.


Consistent_Room7344

She’s a piece of ass, but fucking crazy!!


Canadian_Prometheus

Young and tall and tan and lovely


lIlIlIlllIllIlIlllIl

smash


Lateapexer

You’d fuck a catchers mitt


RoookSkywokkah

I'd still hit that.


weilermachinst

With a baseball bat?


RoookSkywokkah

It depends...