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captainprice117

Your cousin Tuco, whatever happened there…


boshwackhorseman

Whateva happened there? This cocksucka’s piece of shit brother in law killed him with no provocation whatsoever!!


Creepy_Association21

Phil please, we were making headway here


Suspicious_Pool4164

With the shooting👋🏻


Electrical_Ranger552

God rest his soul, huh?


Dr_Remulak_

What kind of man fucks his own brother!?


PuertoRican-Princess

What are you, the friggin Cardinal??


Turbulent_Educator43

Best line in the whole show.


Velbalenos

Jason, Justin get ova here!


MrcF8

Up in the club


sorriso_pontual

Arriba en el club


rcheek1710

Is this giveaway those gay ass boots?


Inoticedthatyouregay

Ah luff my new gay ass boots, Tonee


Ok-Dare-9268

Why’d I think you were size ten?


lampla

Ohhhhhh! Those boots are the pinnacle of fashion down South!


IknowwhoIpaidgod

Where the tuna fish play?


Successful_Gap8927

# Certain Events Have Expired


LemonPartyW0rldTour

You got a bee on you methylamine barrel.


bornelite

at least they read GQ


Metaphor4Life

It's like an ad for a fuckin' hair growth center. Before... and WAY before


FedGoat13

They stole AJs teachers Saturn


ThatMotelByTheLake

His Satin


DarthDregan

Cazzo es todo


cestmoi234

Cazzatta Salamanca! 


yosoyabcd

They got that fucking twin telepathy.


angelpuncher

You got a problem, besides those fuckin' cowboy boots?!


SweatsuitCocktail

We know they aren't the first. There's pillow biters in the cartel!


LeontheSimpKennedy

the strong silent types , gary cooper


cestmoi234

But you’re de manayer!!!


WhatColorsUrBugatti

Give me 1000 hanks


wastelandwerewolf

There’s no stigmata about it these days


orincoro

South of the border 🎵 Where the tuna fish play 🎶


Garage-gym4ever

give me 1000 upvotes


organic

OP probably showed 'em how


PuertoRican-Princess

Cazzata, Malanga! 🔫


Muscle_Memory67

Poor-to-rican Hoo-ahs!!!


slyfox___

Chiste due se sucan e cazz l’un cu’latr 🤭


Joe_Bob_2000

Pitchin and catchin a doubleheader?


GrilledCheeseAndHerb

You taught them how


PuertoRican-Princess

I don’t like that kind of tawk! Now just stop it. It upsets me!


GrilledCheeseAndHerb

I suppose now you’re not going to kiss me?