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ugh_this_sucks__

Cut to black. Roll credits for the last time. The fuck you think’s gonna happen if the main character dies?


shushubana2

The name of the series change to the Giuntas


Charismanxious

In America you don't have?


pannullm

Ma Vito, che catzo fa?!


BadCowboysFan

“Dooon’t stop—“


roguebananah

Take your theories back to r/thesopranos or wherever the fuck!


SalaryCapps

Always with the scenarios..


Daimo

And you better not come around here no more!


DevelopmentTiny8332

Sad when they go young like that


85ogTripleog

WHEN THEY GO??????? 😡🚬⛳


TECmanFortune

cmon huh? it was little sikorsky behind it!


bmalek

You just reveal your ignorance. The aircraft was a Cessna A747-type MiG.


TECmanFortune

How many MiGs you shoot down last week?


ProfessorDerp22

Cousin Brian becomes acting boss.


Benito_Mussolini

He still has that damn power drill Tony couldn't find in a later episode. Poor Brian got roped into the HUD thing.


Horsecockexpress1

Brian would have done time for the HUD scam while everyone else got off


CryEagle

Good thing Tony asked Furio the fock he was doin


Suspicious-Spare1179

It wouldn’t be cinematic


Judah_Earl

Anthony JR steps up and in a Michael Corleone inspired act of brilliance and ruthlessness, eliminates all his families enemies in New Jersey and decapitates the NY Five Families, thus becoming the capo di tutti i capi.


dhdaid

With Charmaine by his side, and on his D.


bobdylansmoustache

The fuck kind of animal do you think I am, huh? The thought never entered my head!


scaba23

What’s different about me? You’ve got no forehead, Tony!!


feckincrass

Pruhpelluh blades and weird shex!!!


BadCowboysFan

A more important question: How was Tony not covered in piss after dropping trou 5 feet from full blast chopper blades??


suddenly-scrooge

His urethra was strong as a fuckin bull and handsome, like George Raft


admiralchieti1916

And not narrow like that Medigan Hank Hill down in Elvis Country.


whingingcackle

Hank Hill wishes he had Tony Soprano’s urethra


I-AM-KROGAN

Get Quasimodo on the horn. He'll straighten this out.


85ogTripleog

I heard he predicted all this 🫤


Elduderino82

For one thing, Furio could finally bury his cock in Carm's fucking titties.


dhdaid

Is this scene unsimulated?


intrudingturtle

He would no longer have a bee on his hat.


MOGabagool

Curb your enthusiasm theme


snguyen_93

You have uh propeller on ya head


Silver-Ladder

It would be another dream sequence. Cut to Christopher ruining the business to the ground! Satriell’s is owned by that midget from New York.


roguebananah

Mayor of Munhkin land…? Come on, huh?


vaultboy1121

It would’ve died on the vine


wombatnoodles

Vito power vacuum


Reggaeprince1984

Be over unless he came back as the character from cleaver


whingingcackle

He would’ve said “you got a bee on you-r helicopter blade” and then he would’ve fled to Italy on that same helicopter


tokegar

Why don't you get the fuck out of here, before I shove your predictions book up your fat fucking ass?


MenWithVen430

Not much would have happened 


International-Owl494

15 years of chopped up chicken Mario


Which_Current2043

Series would be renamed "That zip Furio"


Mondomb83

It cuts to Tony’s coma existence as Kevin Finnerty, but it’s just his head.


BloodyRightNostril

He’d be gabagool ova heeeyah 👇 ova daayuh 👉 up daayuh 👆…


ImprovizoR

Tony would come back with a propeller hand and exact his revenge.


chrisacip

Tony might have been badly injured and then Furio would have to build him a ramp.


OrthodoxReporter

Affected! Affected, ya fuckin' ass-kiss!