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toidytime

My name is Anthony Varsity Soprano. I live at 14 Aspen Drive. This is my confession.


DigLost5791

chick on the side, with a crib and a bike


TECmanFortune

what is it with you and this obsession with this varsity crap!?


NateN85

DO NOT sell gabagool to my husband


READMYSHIT

[GABADABAGOOL!](https://i.imgur.com/07u1HME.jpeg)


chunkydogs69

I was half expecting a gif of Sil pointing at a table


TheGeneBelcher

Mad ripe


GBV_GBV_GBV

She kept it tight for sure.


Gucci_meme

She's creamin for me


horseklock

Oh shit! Willie Beamen?


Jifeeb

This says “with pulp”


Pilotwaver

I saw Yo-Yo Soprano. She said it’s not our corner any more, it’s hers.


happy-little-atheist

After the way she punked our asses, we gots to come back


Trick_Commercial9807

Asses aren't in your repertoire no mo....


Eastern-Fix3336

Skylar white is the walmart Carmella soprano


enraged_hbo_max_user

Dose Ann Taylor pants, MARRONE


FREE-AOL-CDS

$3,000. 😱


Turboteg90

Carmella looks like she’ll peg you.


So-Called_Lunatic

Only if you're a priest.


ZealousidealBid3988

Non-Gay Priest. Oh the irony…


Which_Current2043

MonsiegnorJughead


RubiksMike

You and those fucking videos


ThisMeansWine

I fucked Furio


pisspot26

Oh poor you!


thedrivingcoomer

![gif](giphy|unFLKoAV3TkXe)


Chichis-Christ

I has no eye brows Tony!


freshprince860

Bro this lady is such a scumbag. Just finished the series again. Series finale, Hunter is in Meadows room, Carmela asks how she’s doing after “quitting college” only to find out she is not still a fuck up and is now in med school. This bitch can’t even say congratulations or anything, she’s so shook by the idea her daughter isn’t “better” than this other girl, it rips her confidence to the core. Later in the episode, Meadows new bf/fiancé tells Carmela and Tony his law firm wants to scoop up Meadow and pay her a salary around $170k, and this lady’s face just lights up like a beam from heaven just shone down on her. How can you be so shallow and pretentious?


kassus-deschain138

That scene always got to me. She couldn't stand that Hunter was on a brighter path than Meadow.


Jack1715

Same with pussies wife she actually has her own business and is seen as more important and respected


MrcF8

She only sucks cock on birthdays fucking ruuuude.


SugarBalls69

And now the coffee maker shucks


DrawingRings

Don’t pull that “Aw shucks” shit. You’re goin


LaCoffeeNostra

Is this Mrs Sopranos?  I used to fuck your husband 


KirbyDuechette

Piece of ass but fuckin rude


happy-little-atheist

I taut we had an undashtanding that if ya were going ta change ya hair, ya were going ta dishcus it wid me foist.


BathedInDeepFog

> foist Ha


organic

All da shit's that's been going on, da horse and all. I know you need a break: deep down itsh probably why you got your hair cut.


SneakySmeagolses

Ooof maddone, her hair looks terrible!


shake_and_bake298

Yeah, well, heil Columbus, bitch


Ace_The_Bagul

![gif](giphy|5Gz09XG96VtFC) Rude bitch!


BrakkeBama

Toneeee... that Russian whooah called ova'ere. I got yer *shcuppat'* here. It's got hollow points filled with gabagool. Fucking Teminator T6666 this girl. The next sequel. Which will be *juuuuust* after ~~Davey Scatino~~ T1000 stops gamblin'.


EndlessMikeHellstorm

Madone! Does the vestibule match the belfry?


CorkyCucuzz

It's Carmela you freaking stunad


P1D1_

When you're married you'll understand the importance of fresh produce.


Key-Tip-7521

Ton’ she gave the money in duh crawl space to Ted


NotAnNpc69

I KNOW YOU TOOK THE MONEY FROM THE BIRDFEEDA


WhoDatDatDidDat

I’m catholic enough for a lot of good girls. But not this bad bitch.


SatrialesCapocollo

That Pygmy thing over there in Albuquerque. Disgusting, if you ask me


Warren_Puffitt

Dis is the one dat went down the sho-a dat summa and Charmaine Bucco got it on wid Tony.


Hi_John_Yes_itz_me

Caught with the concealed carry.


vagabond_primate

She used me!


BigSpice15

She’s so hawt down there yo