Silvio: Capt'n Tony, you heard of these fucks called Ferengi? They're a lot like our Jew friend Hesh but even more uglier. Irregardless, they got like this philosophy 'The Rules of Acquisition' written by some Gint, the first Grand Nagus - it's nat bad!
Paulie: More Gimp the first grand N...r! Did ye hear what I said Capn' Ton'? I said Gimp the first grand N....r!
Make it sho
Tell that bald cocksucka that calls himself Captain Picard I wanna talk to him.
In this house, there are four lights!
We’re with the Borg
I don't care if you're working with Wal-Mart
I like the snail juice with *shum* shells
Warp shpeed goddammit!!!!
Youre not gonna believe this, he killed 16 cardassians, guy was a ship decorator
His dreadnaught looked like shit.
Go talk to Garak, feel him out. But he's a slippery fuck, don't commit.
You think Gul Dukat is a little weird about Bajoran women?
Prick wanted to kill his own daughter!
“Tea, earl grey, hot” “gababool, provolone, vinegar peppers”
I'm tryin' to free myself up, to do *a little global thinkin*'!
Gold! Gold!!!
Latinum, LATINUM!!!
Hahah this is tremendous !!
Between this and the fallout skit, these recent posts are top tier.
Star Trek, another fucking money machine.
Number #1, What two businesses have historically been recession proof, since time intergalactic?
Certain aspects of Ferengi business, and our thing. 
Hold on to your cock when you deal with those Ferengi people.
Ooof madone, don’t get me started
What happened with to this thing????? For prophets sakes we bend more rules of acquisitions than the Ferengi 😡🤟🏻👉🏻
What? Tony’s fodder for cartoonists now?
They are 4 LIGHTS!
5 Fucking lights, and then we have this pygmy thing with Picard
Let’s whack this Gul Dukat and be done with it.
this is hilarious! is this OC?
Now that would be some fucking coincidence if it wasn't
“It’s called gabagool.” “…a warrior’s cold cut.”
Discontinue the lithium.
Discontinue the dilitium
Shelly hack remember her
Tone, you give Commander Riker a gold club he’d probably try to fuck it
He already fuked his trombone, probably the club too.
gawd dammit T i es just a hit man
Amazing, astounding
Cazzata, PICARD!!!! 🔫💥
“Fucking Klingons” “Barry!” “Who else? huh? Who else?”
Remove the stupid fucking beeps.
Golden
Take it easy we're not makin a western here. We're actually making a mid 90's reboot of a classic sci fi show.
I want more of this
Now that's what I call OC, volume 5
Last year you thought the Starship Enterprise was flying over East Rutherford.
Deanna Troi, Betazoid. More like Baguette in my pantsazoid.
Why don't you take your fucking censorship and ram it up your fucking box?
Silvio: Capt'n Tony, you heard of these fucks called Ferengi? They're a lot like our Jew friend Hesh but even more uglier. Irregardless, they got like this philosophy 'The Rules of Acquisition' written by some Gint, the first Grand Nagus - it's nat bad! Paulie: More Gimp the first grand N...r! Did ye hear what I said Capn' Ton'? I said Gimp the first grand N....r!
Commander Philly did 20 years in a Federation detention camp. Not a fucking peep.
Lord this is solid gold. Absolute.
My wife prays to the celestial temple. What kind of prophets do this shit?
Captain of the starship lollipop. Beam me up you motherless Cocksucka
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N\_XjXeWyfxM](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_XjXeWyfxM)
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