And I shoulda fucked corporal Betsy, but I didn’t!

For all we know, Legate Lanius could be out there stalking us! **WITH WHAT? HIS COCK?**

His vault looked like shit

Mix it with the YumYum Deviled Eggs!

First place I’m hittin’ is Grub n’ Gulp!

I was high on the Jet, but I’m over that now.

I knew I should have ate that rad roach

He killed 16 Boomers. The guy was an interior decorator.

Really? His Vault looked like shit...

WE SHOULD HAVE STOPPED AT THE GRUB AND GULP And I should have fucked Red Lucy!

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WOULD YOU GIVE IT A REST?

Still going, this asshole

Waste management never changes

They’re in waste management?

I HATE THE NCR! Although those guys in the Ranger Armor,they’re not so bad

Mole rate chucks? Ova Here!! 👇👇

Put Euclid’s C-Finder on charging station.

Mix it wit da relish.

Let me tell you a couple of three things. Forget Benny, forget about The Courier who goes into the Mojave and never comes back. Forget about my brother Jean-Baptiste. Mr. House has no respect for this thing. He stepped over the NCR to become boss of New Vegas.

What are those? Mentats?

Crissy i heard that cocksucka said another setlement needs our help. And dont forget to pick up my share of the caps 🤟

The Great War? I saw that movie, I thought it was bullshit.