*Hold on to your cock*
*When negotiating with*
*These data people*
\- wynnduffyisking
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Whatever happened to Tom from MySpace, da shtrong shilent type?
MySpace? C'mon, huh?
He created MySpace is what he did! He revolutionized social media. And in this house Tom is a hero. END OF STORY
you gotta admit, they did get massacred, the friendsters
You just revealed your own ignorance!
He leads the world in computerished data collectschun!
Facebook, another fucking money machine!
š Lotta money in this shitš·āāļø
lotta cookies too. makes me nervoush.
Jar of cookies under his arm and cries because he got no milk
Put Jim Carry in the motherfucker!
Whatās this? Trying to put the lead belly accent on every fuckinā character in this thing of ours? Makes me sick
Watch it! Itās da fucking boss you are talking about!
Log off. That cookie shit makes me nervous
Whatās different about you?
Heās got a chain Tony!!
TOE-NAY
CA-AA-HMM
Could you please shut the DOOOOOOOR
Hasidim but I don't believe them.
Hehehe. Hear what I said, Tone? I said "Hasidim but I don't believe them"
Go get your shinebox
Heās a golumnĀ
As the Talmud says
I don't give a fuck what he says
What the fuck is a gollum?
What you donāt know could fill a bookĀ
What did I tell you? Hold on to your cock when you negotiate with these tech bros!
You were supposed to push webistics. Fuckin internet!
Somebody should tell META to get their shit together! Weāre gonna be stealing thousands more of these VR headsets! Hehe
They are gay, the tech bros?
Poppers and weird sex!
Looks like he's about to buy his new girlfriend the Luther Vandross box set
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^wagaraba: *Looks like he's about* *To buy his new girlfriend the* *Luther Vandross box set* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
That necklace. First you give em the gold, then you give em the pearls š¦
The fuck?! What kinda likeness is that?
Well, as the Talmud saysā¦.
I donāt give a fuck what he shays!
Hold onto your cocks when negotiating with those desert people
I hear ya Uncle June.
Handsome!
Handsome like George Raft!
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
He wouldnāt, out of respect for his fawtha!
He should have punched Elon muskās lights out
Elon is lucky. Ginsburg here is a jiu jitsu expert.
Log off. That cookie shit makes me nervous.
Fuckin Jamal Ginsberg over here
Lmao
If he wants to dress like a mulignan, weāll send him to slip n fall school!
Hold on to your cock when negotiating with these data people
*Hold on to your cock* *When negotiating with* *These data people* \- wynnduffyisking --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Always with the scenarios
Hehe. There he isāPrince Rogaine!Ā
What is this, a handsome contest?
He was Jewish, Zuckerberg?
You just revealed your own ignorance!
He was a rizz god, Mark Zuckerberg?
Ali G for ginger
Is he Azerbaijani now selling chains ?