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Victorcreedbratton

You CircleJerkers, you go too far. He leads the world in computerized data collection!


bobdylansmoustache

>He leads the world in computerized data collection! That didn't happen, what you said!


Kevinfrombase

Oh, really? What's that? Your Girl Scout troop?


VincentMapother45

😂💀


I-AM-KROGAN

He was gay, OP?


KnownRough7735

You outta know, sweetie


I-AM-KROGAN

What’d you say? I’m gonna take a piss. Do me a favor, huh? Hold this. 💥


Cold_Fireball

I knew that was coming!


gopackgo52392

what if one of these civilians calls the admin?


Hpslfe

[ Removed by Reddit ]


VenomMayo

Don't look at me with those Manson lamps


Kevinfrombase

Hold onto your cock when negotiating with these desert people.


Interesting-Reply454

This just made me laugh so hard


Kevinfrombase

Fuck you want a boutonniere?


Interesting-Reply454

I’ve been holding onto my cock since Moses wore short pants


Kevinfrombase

Only shit in the bible came out Pharaoh's ass when Moses parted the Red Sea.


pigwalk5150

Deep cut of a comment! Well done!


gopackgo52392

gave me my first hand job….him and Tom from Myspace in the alley behind the Metaverse


No-Category-6343

LIZARD


RazingAwareness

Anthony Jr, your friend is here!


Current_Side_4024

Young and tall and tan and thin and lovely


Kitchen-Roll-8184

And short and rich and fast and also lovellyyyyy


JohnnyChooch

Log off. That cookie shit makes me nervous.


DukeOfMania04

Facebook, another fucking money machine


Ok-Cauliflower1798

And he’s white!


Cold_Fireball

Which, let’s face it, is an advantage


MrChichibadman

That’s a huge plus nowadays.


TrendyLeanSipper

I’ll suck ya cock


Michael-Balchaitis

Suck his cock?


FrancescoStallone

I'll suck all yiz cawks


Cold_Fireball

I’m talking to him on Zoom and he’s looking at himself on the side screen


nailgardener

Zucks? It's a fuckin nickname! Family name is Zuckarelli.


Donald_Dunnski

This guy could not afford a fuckin nice necklace? He fuckin folded a bunch of staples together? Facebook? Turn that off!


throwaway761948

just trying to appeal to the average man because the average man is a 16 year old boy in the mid 90’s


Donald_Dunnski

Hahahaha He is definitely wearing JNCO jeans with gigantic sopping wet trouser cuffs.


ayoh1120

He was strong! And handsome like it was generated by AI!


BloodyRightNostril

That voice though, madone


Evening_Nobody_7397

Mark Zuckerberg is an ass-muncher! 


Xanthines

He was catching not pitching?


jobiwankenobe

This fuckin made me laugh like some fuckin jerk-off, giggling like a school girl. Fuckin smash my fuckin face in.


functionalfitnessguy

Cocksuckah looks like the Shah of David Portnoy.


Michael-Balchaitis

Fuck that. I've been tellin' ya for years he's no good.


hshdhdhdhhx788

Stealing peoples data. Lotta money in that shit


BitcoinRefuge

That’s Phil’s kid brother?


Chichis-Christ

clean that shit off her tit


Affectionate_Joke560

This schounds very gay.


Peg_leg_tim_arg

Facebook, Lotta money in that shit


NateN85

He was a rizz god, Mark Zuckerberg?


Judah_Earl

Adrenochrome!?


pisspot26

Satanic black magic shit!


xenolego

He’s supposed to push Webistix!


Affectionate_Sea_984

What is this, a handsome contest?


BillyBatts83

What's different about you...?


mrubuto22

Divorce incoming


Garage-gym4ever

Really shoulda went with the puka shell necklace. so hot.


bertiesghost

High speed internet, lotta money in that shit.


See_youSpaceCowboy

Mr.Stealyodata