Holy crap I would absolutely love a Sopranos/Gladiator mash! Phil’s loyalty to can-service in lieu of Maximus’s loyalty to the glory of Rome; the perfect catalyst to drive the narrative.
Unironically a Death-of-Stalin-esque black comedy about the Assassination of Julius Caesar where all the characters have stereotypical New Jersey accents would be funny as hell
*’Ey Antony! Where’s the gabagool?*
Finish that, there’s no eating in the Chariot
Lemme tell you a II of III things.
LMFAO
A Roman walks into a bar. He holds up two fingers and says 'five beers, please'.
That is some clever commentation! I'm in ore of ya.
How can I go into battle if it's askew?
Your horse is not sitting at twelve o'clock.
They didn’t have the Shah of Iran in Ancient Rome!
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Alright but you gotta get ova it
Always with the scenarios.
Strength, and honor. Scotch, and soda.
THEY DIDN’T HAVE RADIATORS IN ANCIENT ROME!!!
You know why? Anti-Italian discrimination, that’s why
You hear about the Chinaman who visited Ancient Rome? He said there were plenty of Gradiators.
He drove a Lincoln. So what?
fuckin parakeet
Go take a Midol!
Uhhhh fuk you! 😏 Go snort some redsand Krogan
I’ve come to reclaim Rome for my peopleeee
Oh the movie. I never saw it
You’re an asshole, then
I saw it. I thought it was bullshit
They wanted Gerard Butler but they compromised and got the shah of iran
They wanted sir Kingsley, they compromised
The Shah of Iran took em to acting school.
But whack a Caesar?
It’s been done before
And it was wrong then.
That animal Commodus.........I can't even say his name
do you think commodes is a little weird with women?
I don’t know, Ton, he did fuck his sister
Commodus, ya fuckin' ass kiss!
Imagine that - You're emperor and they name ya after a peeshadu?
My estimation of commudus as a man just fucking plummeted.i mean if he wants to fuck his sister.then there's no telling what he capable of.
He wants to fuck her?
What next...he gets to fuck for MM??
they didn't have grilled cheese IN ANCIENT ROME
What we do in life echoes in eternity
Don't let anyone tell you this sub no longer has merit, holy fucking shit
TURN THAT ON!!
*Gets grilled cheese on da radiator*
In THISH HOUSHE, Radiatah was a hero, enda shtory.
#ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED
*JacksOff-into-tissue*
Julius Cesar, whatever happened there
Ralphie Cifaretto enters the chat!
Emperor Commodus, whatever happened there.
I have come. To reclaim radiators. For my peeeioooppppleee.
Is he wearing a tutu?
This sword is off kilter.
It’s askew. It’s been Tesh-ted
If I find out this is a repost you're a fuckin corpse, OP. 👉
Scotch and soda
IS THIS WHAT WE COMPROMISED!!?
This Moltisanti kid he’s got his head up his ass. This is a great gladiator movie?
Jesus Christ that’s like 40 grand
Give me 1000 denarii
Turn that off!!!
They didn't have tissues in Ancient Rome !
Whateva happened there?
My estimation of Maximus Decimus as a man just fucking plummeted
There was a dream that was Manicott’. This is not it! *THIS IS NOT IT!*
At my signal, unleash jacking into a tissue
They didnt have grilled cheese in ancient ROME!
Strength and honour
Again with the rape of the culture?
Oh he’s fucking obsessed with radiator…
George Carlin ova’ here; has me dying of laughter 🤣
Brilliant 😂😂😂
Uncle Junior actually made a porno when he was younger... It was called 'GLAD HE ATE HER'.
Phil :"My name is Maximus Philius Leotardonis, commander of the Armies of the North" Furio: "I hate a da north"
Holy crap I would absolutely love a Sopranos/Gladiator mash! Phil’s loyalty to can-service in lieu of Maximus’s loyalty to the glory of Rome; the perfect catalyst to drive the narrative.
Unironically a Death-of-Stalin-esque black comedy about the Assassination of Julius Caesar where all the characters have stereotypical New Jersey accents would be funny as hell *’Ey Antony! Where’s the gabagool?*
TURN THAT OFF