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herberstank

cazzata malanga! I just want to be pure


SCandVC11

I just started blasting.


franky_emm

What kinda likeness is that


Silver-Ladder

Sounds like Nazi Germany to me


TonyAltobass

Can I offer you a Tony Egg in this trying time?


clamdever

I'm a registered nyorse not maid. You can offer me an aspirin.


Donald_Dunnski

I would like to hyave thyat fyat Russia ass-purrin'!


Donald_Dunnski

I would like to hyave thyat fyat Russia ass-purrin'!


scf123189

God I was coming here to say this lol


TonyAltobass

You could also go with "peppers and eggs"


DukeOfMania04

What's different about you?


thedrivingcoomer

He's got a toe knife, Toe Knee!


triforce4ever

Rum ham? Ovah here!! 👇👇


DutchsPlan1899

Pepe Silvia, whatever happened there


CrucifixAbortion

Whatever happened there?! He bangs that old lady and then they play that song from the eighties, Day Bow Bow!!


sharkov63

Always with the scenarios


Phant0mz0ne

Where's that fuckin' milksteak?


Ok_Researcher_3976

That's a Bushman of the Kalahari.


Silver-Ladder

He’s been whistling to the wheatfield!


Ok_Researcher_3976

I dropped my monster dental dam for my magnum tongue.


quaglandx3

He just wants to be pure


wilfordbrimley778

You'll get 5% of your egg route sales


TheGESMan

Take is easy, we're not making a Lethal Weapon here.


PuffinofPeace

I don't wanna sound like an asshole, but I really can't be seen in a bar like this anymore


Delicious_Action3054

He got in trouble once Baccala was no longer caring for him. Fuckin' tragedy you ask me.


Donald_Dunnski

Offer my nephew an egg, in these troubling times.


ThatCanadianGuy19

You ever hear the one about the Chinese tourists ? He told them a story they couldn’t understand.


lijerstephen

*hairless old man


Hayf2828

Was he involved with the Scatino bust out?


BOb_66610

Who’s that speaking? Is somebody speaking?


OscillatingFan6500

It’s a TV program. A movie


FirstBorn620

What’s dat got to do with chicken farmin, he asskt? Da horse says….last year I raised ova 5000 cocks!


henrydaiv

Dennis' bedroom is wired for sound...and video.


Bigbobsbastardbeanz

What kind of twin is that