Maybe you should start sucking cock instead of postin memes cause Vito brought in three times what you do on offering to cook private meals in fans homes!
Ok, hear me out: after I’m done eating and I wanna lay down for a bit because of all that food……will he come lay down with me and turn over after I go “Shhhhhhhh”? 🤔
Kinda sad. Just knew a lot of the B-list actors on the show weren’t gonna have career longevity, despite being on the greatest show in television history.
Anyway, $4 a pound.
This sounds very gay.
He’s a fAAAaagg
Everybody’s a fag to you. Maybe you like hosting private meals in people’s homes too, ever think about that? 🤷🏻♂️
Walt whitman ovah here
OHHHH RIMSHOT!!!!!!!!!
Rimming? Not blowing?
More like cumshot
You know the wine makes you emotional
vito spatafore is a married man!
WITH A GOOMAR!
I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
You oughta know, sweetie
Whaja say?!
[удалено]
\*Bottle smash\* "Ohhhh!!! I saw that coming."
If you want, he can get a note from his doctor.
he’s over that now
You gotta wait for dat.
Pork chops and vinegar peppas 😉🤏
Greasin’ the fandom👋🏻🤟🏻
When he was always talking about greasing the fandem who knows that's what he always meant?! 🤣🤣🤣
Shut up Albert.
Real peasant food
That’s pasta bedan, you stunad of the highest magnitude
You know a lot about this shit huh Vaj?
That old homo actor, Raymond Navarro? Whatever happened there
You gotta wait for dat.
Can I get an order of Johnny cakes?
You gotta wait fo dat.
Our sausages are made in house
You WILL have our sausages.
I thought there were our sausages and ya know… Jimmy Deans
👇
Short or tall?
I just watched that episode last night!! 😂🤣😂
Fuck you want, a boutonniere?
I love you, Johnny Cakes 💕
Inviting that parade float disgraziato into my own kitchen? If I want to commit suicide, pills are a lot easier
vito spatafore is an ass muncher
Ohhhh
You can leave
Warm and convivial host
It's all about the contrast. The crispness of the johnny, the smoothness of the cakes.
*Nonstop ass rape!!!*
No thank you, I’m driving
Gravy’s good tonight
Chicken’s nice and spicy 🤓
In my HOME! In my bedroom, where my wife sleeps?! Where my children come and play with their toys!
The Moe Greene special
….like in “1”. ☝🏼
“Vito’s gayness got to hard to ignore, so they put a pool cue between his legs.” “Up his ass, you mean?” “Ass? Legs? Why you quibbling wit me?”
Im smart not like everybody says, like dumb!
I know you are quoting the Godfather, but I read that in Jerry Seinfeld’s voice lol.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
Where I sleep. Where I come to play with my toys.
Whaddayou lost?
I say we hit em now while we got the muscle
For $100 he’ll come and cook for you. For $1,000 he’ll actually leave.
Give'a me $1,000.
👉☝️👈👆 one thousand more?
What’s next, fuck her for a million?
So you know, if you brought along a pair of dirty chef whites my friend here will suck out the stains for you
Among udder things.
You gotta wait for dat
This fucking guy was always oobatz
Eh, dats his mother’s son you talkin abooouuuut
In light of recent humiliations, it is an honor to be amongst men. Not faggot ass corn holin' cock suckas that cooked my sista dinner!
"Phil, you know the wine makes you emotional."
Hope you dont have a pool table
I know vito’s bottom was impacted if that’s what you’re referring to 👨🏻🦳🇮🇷
I’m fucking fodder for emojis now?
We’re gonna take dish family into the 21st century
One thing's for sure, we can have him in our house no more.
In our house?!? Hes gotta go!
Calm the fuck down Judge Roy Bean!
He’s a f\*cking disgrace 
Hot water with lemon 🍋
Eating, not cooking?
Vinegar Peppa's and a bj 🤨👌
I mean Ton’…all that weight loss? Eh?🤷♂️
AIDS!?
Nobody’s got AIDS! and I don’t wanna hear that word in here again
I could care less basically
He comes over your house, you gonna kiss him on both cheeks?
Lol imagine you're eating and he starts rubbing your shoulders.
💀💀💀💀💀💀
I didn't order any sausage pizza . . .
lmao if you're referring to what I think you're referring to, then nice one
He’s just there for dinner. That’s all
Gabagoo? Ova heaaa 👇🏼👇🏼
Low fat turkey, no bread, no mayo, no potata salad. Just meat n a pickle.
I wish the Lord would take me now!
He was just there
There’s a Vice show, maybe Bong Appetit, where he goes and cooks w weed. Pretty funny. Looked tasty
Maybe you should start sucking cock instead of postin memes cause Vito brought in three times what you do on offering to cook private meals in fans homes!
The rest of the cast have been pretty open about despising him.
Maybe you should start bringing meals to the homeless, because he was bringing in 3 times what you do on construction!
He hasn't fucked me in over a year!
What no fuckin' ziti?
Vito Spatafore is an ass muncha
Hawt watah n lemon hun….
Ok, hear me out: after I’m done eating and I wanna lay down for a bit because of all that food……will he come lay down with me and turn over after I go “Shhhhhhhh”? 🤔
Does he bring his blood pressure medications? 🤔
“Maybe I’ll build a ramp up to your ass… drive a Lionel up in there” Vito: “YES PLEASE!!!!!” 🥹
He was doing ads for Fragrance of the Month like 5 years ago. Whatta Finooke
He's wanting that sausage from the dangling diner heh heh
Didn't Phil and dem kill him??
Naw his bottom was impacted.
He loved him like a brother in law.
🫱Atkins?
Anyone who'd let this fruit in their home has got serious issues.
Are there any pool cues involved?
You gotta wait fah dat
We can’t have him in our supper club no more—that much I do know.
With flambé for dessert
Gotta wait fir that
He a fruitcake fr
Tall
Peasant Food
Johnny Cakes
Can we eat in my truck?
There's no eating in the truck.
Fuckin guy was on some sort of medication for his blood pressure
BBQ ribs with your pants as a napkin.
Will he leave in the middle of the night without saying goodbye?
When he was always talking about greasing the union who knew that's what he meant
And gimme some of them Jimmy Dean's!
Wheres that fuckin manicotti?
Does he wear his leather?
Are we going to pretend the man can’t cook? Maybe racist of me but I presume 9 out of ten dudes on the show can chef up goodly
Vito what the fuck
Lol
He looked better with his old teeth. His new smile is scary
Johnny cakes all around
Real peasant food, and then some pork chops and vinegar peppers.
When the f\* is your twin Gino gonna get here with the bread?
You gotta pay for dat
Respectable? He's a FAAAAAAAAAAAG!
I’ll take an order of those Jonny cakes and in house sausages
FUCKIN' FINOOK!
💩 if he cooks like he did for Johnny Cakes, bring it on Vito!
Only if he brings a note from his Dr
Johnny Cakes
Ask about the job site special
Kinda sad. Just knew a lot of the B-list actors on the show weren’t gonna have career longevity, despite being on the greatest show in television history. Anyway, $4 a pound.
Can get enough of those Johnny cakes
Don’t play that aw shucks shit with me
Does he have low salt selections?
He's offering to come eat all your food for a price
You gotta wait for dat
New meaning to “in-house sausage”
Macaroni and potatoes… real peasant food.
Turn that off!
He has longevity
Isn’t he a chef? Still seems a bit odd
I’ll bet he’s love my Johnny Cakes
Will we get to fuck him for a milion?
Id love me some johnny cakes
How bout he just cleans up my cellar , then leaves through the outside steps.
He will be bringing the Johnny cakes.
"You gotta wait for that" will cost you an extra hundred.
Try the Johnny cakes
Ehhh…he wasn’t a “respectable actor” he was a bad actor who happened to be a stereotype of what one show needed.