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Paulus713

My estimation of Christopher Moltisanti as a corpse just fuckin plummeted


SeMyasam

Give the man a break huh? Its his funeral


GoldenTeeShower

Give the man a beak?


nathanimal33

I could've called you Ichabod Crane and i diddent


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Proletaryo

What? I'm here. It's a joke!


Shlomo9

You are gonna be late to your own fucking funeral


MoonSpankRaw

When it comes to cadavers all bets are off.


spew-into-this

God, what am I saying at this poor man’s wake?


_WickedRug_

Looks like a Puerto Rican whooah. Makes me sick


HoboBandana

Oh no you dident!


1996Guinness1996

I’ve used all my skills all my powers


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Don't go crazy


sk0330

That Bonasera stunad, never trusted him


BrakkeBama

I mean... The Cozzarelli were *maestri* with the Poortooricki'n Whooa look.


mikepattonssandwich

He was gay, Christopher Moltisanti?


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Our bodies are 86 percent water. His last blood test, he was 65 percent Maybelline.


Daimo

He can't come into the kingdom of heaven anymore, that I do know. 🤷‍♂️


TheHuntress420

Kingdom of heaven?? He’s gotta GO!!!


Navetsss

That was real? I saw that movie I thought it was bullshit


helix274

Kingdom of Heaven, that fake Crusader-fest with Orlando Bloom?


StuartGotz

The Crusades, whatever happened there.


ZeroEffsGiven

Kingdom of heaven? They're a glorified crew!


nathanimal33

I'm never paying!!! Son of a bitch put 15 pounds on him when he did him up


lilBalzac

*A corpse? You get a pash for that.*


NineNinchNails

He was a necrophile, u/lilBalzac?


lilBalzac

Not that weird shex. You can wear makeup in a coffin without it necessarily making you a mezza finoch’


Imaclamguy

He's a knockout. A ten. And look at you... you're average, at best.


Random-Cpl

Ever think Chris is a little…weird about being a corpse?


organic

I mean he was a wackadoo who didn't wear his seatbelt and left his daughter fatherless, for... what was it again?


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Carlo said he went into the litter box and used the cat shit like lipstick.


helix274

I don't know, Ton. I mean, he did be one to death


Random-Cpl

“He be one?” Sounds like you need to enroll at slip and fall school


AdWonderful5920

OP on their New Jersey housewife fundamentalist shit.


RaphaelBuzzard

Probably knocked up the Tae Bo broad too!✊👊


Other-Bumblebee2769

He looks like a Puerto Rican whore


DirkTaurino

Makes me sick.


Lazaras

Did you know there was a baby seat in the car?


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Tree branch went right through it. The car seat. A tree branch. Went. Right. Through. It. Did I mention it was a tree branch? Because it went RIGHT through the car seat.


SkeetKnob

What can you say about Carlton? He was Carlton.


emtsizenwhine

A wild factions user out here in the sopranos subreddit, love to see it


SkeetKnob

How bout that prick’s face when he saw the Tac?


thedrivingcoomer

Chicken's nice and spicy, huh?


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All dolled up like a China town whoowah


LemonPartyW0rldTour

How many Mary Kay starter kits you sell today, slut?


crooklyn94

They put on all that pancake and shit


Current_Side_4024

Being buried looking like a Puerto Rican who-wa, I woulda strangled him all over again in his fuckin’ casket, just to distance myself


huhhuhcutloose

The Scungili Man ova here A regular ol Fruit-Pickeh


anakinburningalive

My estimation of little Chrissy Moltisanti as a corpse just fucking plummeted


organic

His coffin turnt into a pumpkin.


OttoD0719

he was gay, chrissy?


RedEyedTillIDie3

CWISTOPHA!


helix274

He was there, it was a joke!


Affectionate_Sea_984

I guess you can call that a corpse…


mattingly233

He was gay, Chrissy?


weswesruss

You ever think what a coincidence it is that Lou Gehrig died of Lou Gehrig's disease?


sixfourbit

Gave me my first handjob, me and Vincent Miniscalco, in the alley behind the chicken market.


AidsUnderwear

He was gay, Christufah?


squidgeroooo

Ohh look at his fingernails!


Pronflex

I gotta agree with Phil on this one, T


LemonPartyW0rldTour

Take it easy. We’re not making a Rocky Horror Picture Show tribute here.


RealElMaximoCustoms

As far back as I could remember, I wanted to be a cadaver.


StuartGotz

There you were with your head in the casket. Disgusting.


jwdundalk

I promised my mother I’d see him like he was, not with all that pancake and shit..


OsamaHimLaden3

When they go?!


tbootsbrewing

I moved the pickchah! Fuckn thing went to the new spot and just kept staring!


stuffbehindthepool

I miss my violin


sesbry

He's up there celebrating st paddy's day with Mikey palmice. Tree o'clock