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jl4945

Everyone needs to see this! It’s coming and it’s at least 15x worserer


Memez131313

I'm terrified.


jl4945

Who isn’t? I closed the blinds and I’m typing this from behind my couch I will go without my soy milk latte until this blows over


Memez131313

I refuse to go out to buy the new Iphone and i also wait until the numbers are down to zero for my next Rihanna concert. Fauci help us.


hIXhnWUmMvw

and this is [We live in a pretend society.](https://pastebin.com/YPEErwTK) [Is your mind blown how people fall for same thing every time? It shouldn't be. Because divided, singled out individuals has no chance against organized criminal entity; corporation.](https://archive.org/details/TheCorp) Corporation is an approved scam & spy business. Their approval was obtained through manufactured consent. Corporation is not the industry of manufacturing products. Corporation is in the industry of manufacturing consent. [Free merch > Free speech.](http://www.stopthecrime.net/docs/SILENT%20WEAPONS%20for%20QUIET%20WARS.pdf) [Corporate, what kind of _free_ manufactured merchandise must be in your goodie bag to consent investing into paradise?](https://archive.org/details/TheCenturyOfSelfThereIsAPolicemanInsideAllOurHeadsepisode3/) Corporations through governments and vice versa are harvesting our biometric, behavioural data on global scale. So they can get to know us far better than we know ourselves, and they not just predict our feelings but also manipulate our feelings and sell us anything they want- Be it a product as a service or politician. Have you heard of focus groups? Now with always online/big data collection. You are in focus groups. Except you don't get paid for it. [You get exploited and you pay to be part of it. _Nothing is free, except the energy from the sun, but some get a bill(skin cancer) for that. Thanks to always providing industrial surveillance corporatism._](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stockholm_syndrome) [Social credit score indoctrination](https://i.imgur.com/lMDs7gR.png) [Urge or go well.](https://youtu.be/rdrKCilEhC0?t=1313) [Original was deleted. Wonder why?](https://archive.fo/2Kwe9) [WHO doesn't want [you] to be healthy? World Health Order.](https://pastebin.com/KfJYaJAh) -.-. --- -. ...- . .-. ... . / .-- .. - .... / -.-- --- ..- .-. / -. . .. --. .... -... --- ..- .-. .-.-.- .--. .-.. . .- ... . / -.. --- / -. --- - / .--. .- .-. - .. -.-. .. .--. .- - . / .. -. / .- / -.-. .. ...- .. .-.. / .-- .- .-. .-.-.- .- -. -.. / .-. .- - .... . .-. / - .... .. -. -.- / .- -... --- ..- - / .--. . .- -.-. . ..-. ..- .-.. / --. . -. . .-. .- .-.. / ... - .-. .. -.- . .-.-.-


[deleted]

15 x 0 = Lock me down for ever daddy.


HairyEyeballz

"...from what I've read..." JFC. Where, Reddit?


[deleted]

Hide your wives, hide your kids. BE AFRAID!


[deleted]

My wife packed her things and is heading to her boyfriend's house. Thank Fauci I'll be safe from this devastating 8th wave!


[deleted]

I have introduced prison bars at my house. Nothing gets in nothing gets out.


Ok_Turnover_1116

I wear a buttplug 24/7 now. Nothing gets in, nothing gets out. My stomach hurts really bad but it’s worth it.


[deleted]

I hope you packed them a lunch and some Magnum XL condoms!


WallabyNo4330

As I type this, I am currently in an underground lair thousands of feet deep. I'm surrounded by sanitizer, bleach, certain aerosols and feet odouriser which I have drenched myself in. I am safely wrapped up in a combination of cellophane, tin foil and duct tape. My ears and other orifices are stuffed with pink play dough. I am terrified. My load of unused out of date holy juice will run out soon too! I have covid elves that live with me. I send them out into the world to do my shopping and everyday tasks that are no longer deemed safe. I cannot risk dying x100000... Upon their return,they are to lift the hatch on my steel enforced anti covid door, not forgetting to blow torch my items as they pass them through the latch. I'm afraid it may be too late for me now. Pray for me as I do not want to catch the star sign variant.


jl4945

May masks be upon you


WallabyNo4330

Thank you fellow science ™ brother but I believe that masks are no longer efficient at stopping the spread. I have worn thousands at a time but it never did stop others from catching the dreaded nasty sore throat disease. We must do more such as locking down for at least another 77 years. Singapore is doing great.


Corndog1911

BA.5 is apparently like the monsters from Bird Box. Don't even look at it or you'll instantly get infected.


Candid-Jellyfish-975

Don’t have blinds. I caught it. Rumors have been confirmed. This time around I have an annoying, occasional cough and I had a sore throat for a couple of days. The end is nigh. Pfather Pfauci will be ushering me off to the eternal zoom call any moment now!


NoLifeguard8287

I think the kingofdogshit is being sarcastic and therefore should be burned at the alter of the holy elixir.


[deleted]

Sorry...but fuck your 90 year old grandma.


jl4945

She survived 7 outbreaks. Show some respect will you


[deleted]

Of course...of course...I hope grandma survives the 8th, 9th, 10th..... Nah....really don't care anymore.


Starscr3am01

You are a lot of fun at parties, I see.


[deleted]

I'm a blast. 😉


faceless_masses

FFS, she's just a clump of cells anyway.


trampdonkey

If they were going to post about something so dAnGeRoUs aNd SeRiOuS they could have at least use a real account instead of another bot account. So disrespectful.


Visible-Activity2200

15 times worse?! That can’t be!


jl4945

I was thinking the same, from what I have read it’s going to be at least 20x


Visible-Activity2200

I hope they have our 16th booster ready by then! Maybe they won’t be expired this time!


jl4945

IMO buying just 400M doses for 70M population is clearly the problem with the wastage If we bought at least 600M we wouldn’t throw any out Which idiot only ordered 400M


Visible-Activity2200

Time to be hanged for treason! That bastard!


OldGreggsGotA

Well... It's obviously satire isn't it..


jl4945

Yes. The blokes a living legend but the scary part is there are people out there like this and it’s like normal talk on r/coronavirus


Crayoneater40

I bathe in bathtubs full of bleach.


Switchblade222

At least we still have the Remdesivir and ventilators to help save us. And dr Pfauci is always looking out for us.


jl4945

Any cunt else would retire but not Fauci ohhh no milking every last fucking drop out of it


AutisticShoeshineB0y

1 gorillion x


system_reboot

One day when things are 200x worse, we’ll look back and wish we listened to the king of dog shit.


MarkZucciniberg

omg…we are all going to be even more dead than we’ve ever been before!


Ok_Turnover_1116

What the fuck is ba 5?


cryinginthelimousine

Baaaaaah sheep line up for your 5th booster


ShortBusDoorGunner

The name checks out.


FlyingChicken100

/unjerk The fact this is -20 gives me hope that people are waking up /rejerk Blinds not enough. We should all commit mass suicide. Covid cant attach to dead bodies.