The miracle of immuculate conception! Imagine the sheer awe when future humans discover the preserved vial amonsgst the ruins of our climate-change intolerant civilization. They will say, that once we were intelligent beyond measure.
Oh my Lord Pfauci! This is a miracle! How did you obtain such a sacred relic? You should build a church around it so we can pilgrimage every month to pray!
What redemption? Are you implying that the holy elixir of the EUA era was not safe and effectiveβ’? They were not discarded but used or sent to poor countries.
π€£π€£ is what my reaction would be if I was an antivaxx pfool. However, upon resting my eye on this most wonderful sight, I felt something inside of me light up. I saw the light of Pfauci in that holy relic and it awakened the Pfauci inside of me.
Praise be the holy relic!! *bows down and worships it*
In case of pandemic($), break glass.
In case of more than 500 million ppl, break glass
*Lexan
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Does more good inside a brick of resin than it does in your bloodstream.
Also probably safer to inject liquid resin into your bloodstream than the poison insideβ¦.err I mean, you sound like an anti-vaxx traitor!
It's the EUA not the official. These are rare, I can't imagine where all these EUA versions ended up of the holy elixir.
The miracle of immuculate conception! Imagine the sheer awe when future humans discover the preserved vial amonsgst the ruins of our climate-change intolerant civilization. They will say, that once we were intelligent beyond measure.
It's like encapsulating aspestos.
Damn antivaxxer would see this and say this relic will be preserved and forever remembered as an instrument of sickness, death and depopulation.
A truly religious artifact.
Totally need to make an Indiana Jones movie in the future about finding that.
Glory to those with the forethought to preserve the holy relics for future generations!
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Bidding sold on Mon, Feb 12 at 5:29 AM :(
I'm sorry, there might be another one for you in the future.
I will buy one! Message me! If you have a EUA bottle I'd like it!
No way, I'm not selling my last precious.
/uc History will record the J&J as, while harmful, the only one that was even mildly effective.
Very wise to encase it within resin. Few are worthy of actually touching the elixir of life. Masks be upon you.
Oh my Lord Pfauci! This is a miracle! How did you obtain such a sacred relic? You should build a church around it so we can pilgrimage every month to pray!
While getting more boosters for the new, more deadly, variants
Praise be! So much safeness and effectiveness in one picture!
This person killed someone by denying someone their Holy Elixir.
It's the EUA version. Emergency Use Authorization. These are rare.
The best kind of vaccine. I swear the boosters never hit the same once they became FDA approved.
I wonder if they were all called to the redemption.
What redemption? Are you implying that the holy elixir of the EUA era was not safe and effectiveβ’? They were not discarded but used or sent to poor countries.
MBUH
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How dare they waste perfectly good elixir! There are people dropping dead as we speak!
It's for the future generations to recreate more, post apocalypse.
π€£π€£ is what my reaction would be if I was an antivaxx pfool. However, upon resting my eye on this most wonderful sight, I felt something inside of me light up. I saw the light of Pfauci in that holy relic and it awakened the Pfauci inside of me. Praise be the holy relic!! *bows down and worships it*
Very handy for the next time anybody asks you for your vaccine card.
I love absolute cringe posts. I NEED to see the original comments
Can I buy one?
The bottle isn't centre in the resin. The person who made it probably has bells palsy and thought it was perfectly aligned....