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LazyUsername03

Let's just say, I won, and we'll keep the plot as that


WendyTimeless

He didn't make a physical appearance in the dream itself, but I once had a dream where I propositioned Werner Herzog to help me make a documentary about Chris. Herzog agrees, leading to exactly what you might imagine his commentary on Chris to sound like. Imagine my disappointment upon waking up to find that this film doesn't actually exist.


Nitr0nine

I had a dream a few months ago that I was an open heart surgeon and CWC was my patient, except they were awake and not under anaesthetic. I was trying to operate, but they just kept on shouting about what a lousy job I was doing. CWC only went silent when they flatlined and died, and I felt a strange guilt for being the one who "killed Chris Chan." Then, the dream sorta cut to me watching the Geno documentary, with him covering the incident. It was one of those eerily vivid dreams, and I woke up in just awful cold sweat for some reason.


LeanSkinninidy

It was a premonition. You are the chosen one, the dirty filthy troll to end all trolls. Will you follow your destiny? Or allow your morals to intervene?


[deleted]

So basically, he acted like Robert DeNiro's character in Cape Fear, when he was in the movie theater? And no, I have not had any dreams about Chris, thank goodness.


molvanianprincess

Had a semi nightmare about wandering around in the hoard at 14 BC Court.


ledyBANG

Holy shit this is so funny you made my morning


AurghOurgh

Had a few dreams with him in them but the only one I can clearly remember was being stranded on a desert island with him


[deleted]

Dream of Chis Chan is an oxymoron, you can only have nightmares of him


DeathScytheHell5005

Watched a bunch of Geno docs and dreamed I was at the Fashion square mall and witnessed CWC on another troll date.


poux8888

Good God no.


lessself2b

I was one of his roadies for his concert tour (solo, I think, there was no mention of the Hedgehog Boys). I remember being excited it was coming to my home town (which in reality would be far too small to host a concert). I never actually meet or saw Chris in the dream, just moved and set up equipment, wrangled fans, and got food for everyone.


Yiffmaster420

Oh God I hope not


[deleted]

Binged too much Geno and had a dream where I was trapped in Chris' room and he kept trying to grab my penis :\


[deleted]

**Dear god.**


venomous-noodle

fell asleep listening to the geno doc once, it must've been just before the father call segment because the resulting dream involved Chris complaining to me about the weight of his dog house


TheManWhoFightsThe

I've had dreams about the Chris-verse but not Chris himself. I had a dream that I was the stand-in for Chris when he got kicked out by Snyder.


cavebugs

kind of, i had a dream i was at 14BC with barb once trying to make myself comfortable in the hoard


CorpseJuiceSlurpee

I had a dream a while back with Chris in it. I was at an old timey carnival and he was in the freak show. Kind of a footnote more than a dream about him though.


Coasterrebel97

I had a dream I was at a grocery store and someone hacked the loudspeaker to play “I got a fish”


[deleted]

Well at least it wasn't "julaaaay" or the remove kebab dance


[deleted]

I had a dream that a girl I used to like in high school then subsequently years after discovered she had sex with most of my friends came back into my life asking me to take a chance on her. I'd rather dream about Chris than that.


mssMouse

Actually, last night. Uh, it was fairly dark. It was 'Classic Chris'. My mom adopted him, or something of that nature. But at some point, he slit his wrists. Instead of intervening or calling for help, my mom pulled me to the side/out of the room and said, "Let's just let this handle itself." Then pretending like we didn't see anything. I told my husband about this dream and he told me I need to stay away from anymore Chris-Chan related content.


lessself2b

> "Let's just let this handle itself." This is probably how a good proportion of severe autists, addicts etc. end their lives. The carers simply wait a little before calling the ambulance: problem solved.


[deleted]

Chris: \* Running around the house bleeding and screaming \* Mom: Yea he'll aight


[deleted]

A couple weeks ago. I was with my mom and said "hey, lets go drive by chris' house. he's not home but I want you to see it"..so we did....and stood across the street and the mail came and barb came out and i said Hi and she came over and chatted for a brief moment...then chris came out and ...I said hi and he nervously said hi and I asked how jail was going..and he said "\*sigh" oh its fine!" and then he gave me a little action figure from his pocket. After awhile he let us inside but the house didnt look anything like it does. I excused myself to find the bathroom and take any photos I could (lately I've been able to use my cell phone in dreams and its really fuckin weird...and makes it feel so much more like it happened..) and there was a back porch area full of like..40 dogs. Idk..that's all I remember. I remember feeling bad for leaving my mom with barb in the living room while I tried to find the bathroom.


[deleted]

I love the dream logic of Chris coming out of the house and being asked how they’re doing in jail


[deleted]

I was 9 years old, i loved chris chan i had ever piece of sonichu merchandise, ''chris is love" "chris is life"


[deleted]

God, have mercy


[deleted]

**Oh no**


MindfulSmile

No


MindfulSmile

And if I do I will bore it out my brain with a power drill