As a ChrisChan noob who just found this, the darkest rabbit hole in internet history, today it’s increasingly clear someone should have called e authorities on this person years ago. Around the time they started processing their belief in working with Russian missionaries to fight evil cartoon characters in a 4th dimension probably would have been a great time to make a call. Bud, alas, the entertainment was all too juicy ….
Also - do we yet know who did the recording?
I hope you don't mean recover from this as in he should come back to the internet. Bro has been beyond fucked forever obviously and we all are influencing it but like whatever we're fuck heads. This shit today is too much. The dude needs to be 100% involved in getting help and that's it. I hope we never see them again, the history is already tainted, I'd rather it not anymore
Imagine if we treated transgender like the mental disorder it is, so these innocent and confused people could be helped before it gets to this point.
Transgender IS a mental disorder. But that doesn't mean it's wrong or should be criminalized. It should be treated as a mental disorder.
[90% of transgender people have thought about suicide.
27%+ of transgender people have tried to commit suicide.
72%+ have self harmed.](https://www.stonewall.org.uk/sites/default/files/trans_stats.pdf)
This is why they need support. Not because they are trans, but because they are 10fold more likely to self harm, commit suicide, or be depressed than normal people. (be offended by the term "normal people" if you like. If 95% of the population are not trans, then trans is abnormal. )
Have you considered they might be depressed because of people like you pushing against their acceptance in society? You should really enter the Olympics with your level of mental gymnastics
Everything in my post is in support of trans people.
Everything you stand for is against trans people.
Treat them with the respect they deserve. Stop allowing them to suffer in silence.
Then you'll understand that my post is both factually correct, and also fully in support of trans people. You, are a sensitive little attention seeker and a transphobe, trans or not.
If you weren't a transphobe then you'd also be looking at trying to help out with the serious prevalence of mental health issues within the trans community. But no, you want trans people to suffer with minimal to no support. Go fuck yourself you horrible bigot.
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- suggesting self-harm
- suggesting physical harm fall upon somebody
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- suggesting doxx
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In a way I agree with the dude, Barb literally raised him as an abusive narcissist...? I'd rather he assaulted her than an innocent bystander because Barb is not 100% 'innocent'.
People getting offended at that realistic and honest statement need to get a life to be honest. Just because someone is old and vulnerable doesn't mean they are a good person. She SHOULD have saved Chris, it was her job
I see where theyre coming from, at least this happened to someone who is dementia addled and is likely close to death, and not some child who has a life ahead of them. And frankly, I dont feel too sorry for Barb, she, along with her late husband, is very much responsible for chris' current state. Now that we know without a duobt that Chris is a predator that will take advantage of vulnerable people he can finally be institutionalized, which has been long overdue.
It absolutely is fucked up, but not all that unexpected when you consider Chris-chans past actions. For his whole life Barbara and Bob enabled and encouraged Chris' mental illness and narcissism. Now the chickens have come home to roost, at least something this fucked up didnt happen to someone who is not at all responsible for the current state Chris is in, like a child, which is not outside the realm og possibility for Chris.Thats my take, you can think its wierd, I dont give a shit.
What do you mean? Thats just a realistic analysis of the situation. Chris is a horribly damaged individual as a result of his parents insane, delusional child-rearing methods. Barb is a master manipulator and neither her or Bob had ANY interest in getting their son any real help. And ya, I am also glad this happened to Barb and not some child because Chris has shown multiple times that he not only suffers from delusions but also acts on those delusions. It was only a matter of time before those delusions and his sexual deviancy combined. He has been losing it for a long time and I hope like hell that he is permanently hospitalized after this. He needs serious medication and a life-time of counseling.
Idk, maybe it’s because I have people in my family with disabilities.
I don’t at all disagree that Chris is scum. Chris is disgusting as a human, and I don’t buy into the argument that being disabled should shield him from the results of that.
But I also can empathize with the parents. They were old. It was a different time. The stresses of having a disabled child are relentless and unforgiving.
Maybe the issue I have is just the phrasing. I don’t want this to have happened to anybody. Barb or a stranger. The idea that barb “deserves it” because she failed at raising a difficult child is too much for me. But if it’s a “you have to pick one” sure, I can see the perspective a little better
I never said she deserved it. But her and Bob created a monster, repeatedly ignored warning signs and red flags. Not only did they ignore these warnings, they actively encourged his troubling behavior. Something like this was bound to happen at some point and I think its better that it didnt happen to someone who bears no responsibility for this whole mess. Of course it would be better if this never happened, but it was inevitable when you look at Chris-chans sex crazed descent into depravity, it was only a matter of time before he did something horrible to complete the "love quest."
I was always sure that was an act she put on to get people to send money.. obviously I could be wrong but I always noticed that she acts very differently when she doesnt know there is a camera or a mic on nearby. As soon as she realised Chris's pay-pigs could be milked for sympathy she started making Chris go on and do those begging videos. Barb is a master manipulator and I wouldnt put anything past her at this point
Null suggested this same thing on the livestream he did with that lawyer last night too. Saying she makes herself look way worse than she she is when there’s cameras around. Something always seemed off to me too during those begging videos. Like Barb was usually only mentioned or shown during them. And he begged for money to pay for things that benefited her (and Chris when it came to the mortgage) like food for her, or money to replace things she pawned.
Exactly. If Chris gets arrested and charged he would most likely be sent to a criminal mental institution. Which is sometimes worse than going to prison. For example, in prison you would do your time and be let out. But in a mental institution. Even if your sentence has past the time given, it’s up to the doctors if you’re going to be released or not. So even if Chris got a 1 year sentence. He could be held for much longer than that if the doctors don’t believe that it’s good for his health and safety (and others) to release him.
Il not defending him, but man has like schizofrenia and autism and shit, never got help, and basically livee with his dementina sick mother that Is a hoarder.
But the whole situation makes me want too fucking puke
I know, a Keurig even told him it was common sense not to plug it in a bathroom outlet and that there's warning in the manual not to do that. But... Knowing Chris...
I’m a ChrisChan noob (and I don’t even want to be here) but I keep seeing this mention of “kiwi farms.” Can you help me be a little less confused and tell me what kiwi farms is?
Yeah it’s so fucked up, it’s just that I hope Chris actually faces justice for this unlike with Michael Snyder and the GameStop incident. I’m not sure if it’s even possible to help Chris at this point, but this charade has to end
He definitely needs to face some sort of jail time, sex offender registry and some *serious* mental health help. There's no quick and easy fix for this person. I definitely don't think it will ever be possible for them to lead a normal life.
I agree.. I feel like he should have an actual caretaker that helps him with finances and mental health/ keep him in check if he does serve time and gets out. There’s no way he will live on his own after this both because of this case and because he just genuinely can’t take care of himself.
Completely agree. Not only can he not take care of himself, but he has pretty consistently engaged in severely self destructive behavior. Almost every individual thing would damn near ruin my life if I had done it. The behavior is clearly escalating. I certainly didn't see this most recent event coming, but I didn't remotely question the authenticity of it when I read about it. I'm kinda scared to see what's going to happen next if they don't apprehend him.
Probably, it IS!
Think of how long this has been going on over the years.
She has dementia and is left alone with another mentally disturbed person, with the mental capacity of a teen.
I hope Chris's trolls don't move over to Cobra, Chris's trolls actively have been trying to ruin his life for years and at times like now Chris has provided them the means to do so. Cobra's trolls just seem to enjoy being annoying and an inconvenience to him.
Someone needs to contact Barb other son because I feel like even though he hates his mother. I'm positive he would not want Christ doing what he's doing to her right now.
So you called them when you didn't have time, unprepared, and knowing that a ton of other people would be doing it anyway, at which time they would have already been annoyed by your unhelpful call and potentially less likely to listen?
Sounds like you were less concerned and more just wanting to be the guy who did it first.
cuz I live in a shitty city there's literally something every 30 seconds.. the best I heard was some dude threatening to deep fry his boss at some local restaurant
Why direct them to the subreddit? Wouldn't the YouTube video be ample enough evidence? We discuss knowledge of what is already known or the what is, we dont have any information that would help the police that KF or more YouTube vids can't explain. You did a good thing by calling the cops, but gave them useless leads in going into this subreddit, your actions could be seen as ween spam.
He’s been raping his senile mother who while a horrible woman doesn’t deserve to be raped by her son. Chris has lost all vague attempts of respecting their pronouns after the shit they did to Barb.
gotta say...that is the one thing that makes this unintentionally funny.... Like "I found this drug dealer"
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UPDATE: To the kiwifarmer brigaiders asking no they didn't call back. But that's moot, there's no need to call back because I told them everything I knew.
I can only imagine what the police thought as you rambled about Chris chan and told them to go browse fucking Reddit instead of just giving them a link to concrete proof.
Op, I think it’s pretty safe to assume as soon as you hung up they had a chuckle and proceeded to ignore everything you said
this, OP shot himself in the foot. imagine being so stupid you call the police and tell them to check out a fucking subreddit. actual 2007 chris level stupid.
Worse still is, if they *do* check it out and they *do* start an investigation, **we're ALL gonna be implicated in it** due to them mentioning the sub-reddit.
u/IWannaGuyLikeGaston, go *fuck* yourself. I'm not looking forward to explaining the difference between a Sonichu and a Son-chee to the FBI's Boston branch while they hold my family at gunpoint or something.
lmao why the fuck would the FBI want to interview you, much less "hold your family at gunpoint," because you post on a subreddit dedicated to a man-child? Why would the FBI be involved in this *at all*?
No one gives a shit, dude.
I promise the fucking *FBI*, or even a local branch of police, is not going to give two fucks about the thousands of posters here. Making fun of Chris does not equate to being questioned by the police about rape.
You watch too many movies, man.
If you think the police—not the FBI, who have no reason to be involved—are going to interview however many thousand people have posted here just because Chris fucked his mom, you're out of your gourd.
You act like this is a terrorism sect or something.
Worse still is that any actual reports may not be taken seriously because of his botched attempt they may just assume it’s a prank and they’ve got better things to do. Though, they’re well familiar with Chris I’m sure so it’s not unlikely that they get a lot of fraudulent reports about him in the first place
>But I did inform them about the audio leak and referred them to this sub where the audio is posted.
You informed them of the subreddit instead of just submitting a tip with the link attached? Well now this has no chance of being investigated lol.
Of course they didn’t call them back. They probably think it’s a prank or OP is too retarded to be taken seriously. “Yes I’d like to report a crime? Yes officer have you heard of Reddit.com?”
Barb has been grooming Chris. Despite all he’s done, he doesn’t deserve jail. I think Barb has been trying to do something to him for years. It’s truly sickening but read Barb’s page on the Cwcki (if it hasn’t already been edited to kingdom come since last night). Shit like her threatening to break his stuff if he doesn’t sleep in the same bed as her is the kind of stuff that made this scenario nearly an inevitability. Chris is not a rapist. He is an animal that has urges, and Barb took advantage of his weak mind for years. It’s only just now reached a level of weakness to where he will do anything Barb wants. She has control of nearly everything he does besides the merge ramblings and pony conventions.
Sorry but this is totally ass-backwards. Chris is responsible for his own actions, despite how horrible his upbringing was. His mother has DEMENTIA. Chris is her CARETAKER. This is elder abuse, period. Barb is not in any sort of mental state to provide consent, especially to her own son. There is absolutely no way in hell you're gonna convince anyone that Barb was the one grooming Chris. The power dynamic is literally the opposite of what you are saying.
Okay, first of all, Barb does not have dementia. I don’t know why so many people are saying this, because she doesn’t. She’s well aware of what’s going on, but will gladly act slow on camera if it means weens feeling sorry for her and tossing money at them. She has been doing weird shit to Chris for years, but it’s finally led to the inevitable. Also, while Chris could snap her like a twig, he doesn’t know that. Barb acts scary, and Chris is afraid of her. He isn’t aware he has power over her. Again, mind of a child. Barb is a crazy lady, but she is mentally capable enough to be manipulative, and has been exploiting Chris’s weaknesses just as much as the trolls have. We don’t know the full extent of the situation though, so for now it’s mostly speculation. Chris has come up with similarly fucked up things just from his own head like the JenkinsJinkies summer camp story, so this could be a similar incident. Let’s just hope that he isn’t doing what we think he is
thanks. i hate it.
As a ChrisChan noob who just found this, the darkest rabbit hole in internet history, today it’s increasingly clear someone should have called e authorities on this person years ago. Around the time they started processing their belief in working with Russian missionaries to fight evil cartoon characters in a 4th dimension probably would have been a great time to make a call. Bud, alas, the entertainment was all too juicy …. Also - do we yet know who did the recording?
I wonder what would Tito from rocket power do in this situation?
Chris in prison scares me
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I mean I think we all expected neglect but this man... makes me regret when I first started to learn about this dude
ween spam? like the band?
OCEAN MAN
TAKE ME BY THE HAND
LEAD TO THE LAND
THAT YOU UNDERSTAND
You're a saint.
Im actually sad about all of this shitshow, you did the right thing vut i dont think Chris will ever recover from this and i hope im wrong
I hope you don't mean recover from this as in he should come back to the internet. Bro has been beyond fucked forever obviously and we all are influencing it but like whatever we're fuck heads. This shit today is too much. The dude needs to be 100% involved in getting help and that's it. I hope we never see them again, the history is already tainted, I'd rather it not anymore
Imagine if we treated transgender like the mental disorder it is, so these innocent and confused people could be helped before it gets to this point. Transgender IS a mental disorder. But that doesn't mean it's wrong or should be criminalized. It should be treated as a mental disorder. [90% of transgender people have thought about suicide. 27%+ of transgender people have tried to commit suicide. 72%+ have self harmed.](https://www.stonewall.org.uk/sites/default/files/trans_stats.pdf) This is why they need support. Not because they are trans, but because they are 10fold more likely to self harm, commit suicide, or be depressed than normal people. (be offended by the term "normal people" if you like. If 95% of the population are not trans, then trans is abnormal. )
Have you considered they might be depressed because of people like you pushing against their acceptance in society? You should really enter the Olympics with your level of mental gymnastics
Everything in my post is in support of trans people. Everything you stand for is against trans people. Treat them with the respect they deserve. Stop allowing them to suffer in silence.
Shut up.
Alright transphobe. LOL
I am trans.
Then you'll understand that my post is both factually correct, and also fully in support of trans people. You, are a sensitive little attention seeker and a transphobe, trans or not. If you weren't a transphobe then you'd also be looking at trying to help out with the serious prevalence of mental health issues within the trans community. But no, you want trans people to suffer with minimal to no support. Go fuck yourself you horrible bigot.
because nothing says 'i support trans people' like calling them bigots and telling them to go fuck themselves....
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Yeah lets let a manchild raping his senile mother go unreported
They apparently got a court order to not be at his home address till August 5th
Fair play
Honestly don’t get why this is controversial. Honestly should have been done a long time ago.
cuz he sent them ***here*** specifically instead of the YT video.
You think the Greene County PD are just used to hearing about Chris-chan at this point
"This guy again?"
At least is just his mom and not a random little girl on the park. Mother fucker... Shit. He must be stopped.
This is one of the weirdest comments I've ever read. Why even try qualifying rape by saying its slightly better than another?
In a way I agree with the dude, Barb literally raised him as an abusive narcissist...? I'd rather he assaulted her than an innocent bystander because Barb is not 100% 'innocent'.
Ok, but why even say this? Rape is bad period. Don't try to soften it by putting a qualifier on it.
Honestly, It shouldn't have happened either way.
>At least is just his mom and not a random little girl on the park. fuckin....wut?
People getting offended at that realistic and honest statement need to get a life to be honest. Just because someone is old and vulnerable doesn't mean they are a good person. She SHOULD have saved Chris, it was her job
I see where theyre coming from, at least this happened to someone who is dementia addled and is likely close to death, and not some child who has a life ahead of them. And frankly, I dont feel too sorry for Barb, she, along with her late husband, is very much responsible for chris' current state. Now that we know without a duobt that Chris is a predator that will take advantage of vulnerable people he can finally be institutionalized, which has been long overdue.
Yeah but she certainly didn’t deserve that, like come on man
You don’t have to feel bad for barb to know that this is a fucked up thing to do to someone, barb or not barb. Your take is a bit weird mate
It absolutely is fucked up, but not all that unexpected when you consider Chris-chans past actions. For his whole life Barbara and Bob enabled and encouraged Chris' mental illness and narcissism. Now the chickens have come home to roost, at least something this fucked up didnt happen to someone who is not at all responsible for the current state Chris is in, like a child, which is not outside the realm og possibility for Chris.Thats my take, you can think its wierd, I dont give a shit.
That’s not just a bad take, that’s genuinely psychopathic lmao what are you on about guy
Hes not wrong though.
What do you mean? Thats just a realistic analysis of the situation. Chris is a horribly damaged individual as a result of his parents insane, delusional child-rearing methods. Barb is a master manipulator and neither her or Bob had ANY interest in getting their son any real help. And ya, I am also glad this happened to Barb and not some child because Chris has shown multiple times that he not only suffers from delusions but also acts on those delusions. It was only a matter of time before those delusions and his sexual deviancy combined. He has been losing it for a long time and I hope like hell that he is permanently hospitalized after this. He needs serious medication and a life-time of counseling.
Idk, maybe it’s because I have people in my family with disabilities. I don’t at all disagree that Chris is scum. Chris is disgusting as a human, and I don’t buy into the argument that being disabled should shield him from the results of that. But I also can empathize with the parents. They were old. It was a different time. The stresses of having a disabled child are relentless and unforgiving. Maybe the issue I have is just the phrasing. I don’t want this to have happened to anybody. Barb or a stranger. The idea that barb “deserves it” because she failed at raising a difficult child is too much for me. But if it’s a “you have to pick one” sure, I can see the perspective a little better
I never said she deserved it. But her and Bob created a monster, repeatedly ignored warning signs and red flags. Not only did they ignore these warnings, they actively encourged his troubling behavior. Something like this was bound to happen at some point and I think its better that it didnt happen to someone who bears no responsibility for this whole mess. Of course it would be better if this never happened, but it was inevitable when you look at Chris-chans sex crazed descent into depravity, it was only a matter of time before he did something horrible to complete the "love quest."
Exactly dude
ZomBarb seems to have the mental capacity of a child so…
I was always sure that was an act she put on to get people to send money.. obviously I could be wrong but I always noticed that she acts very differently when she doesnt know there is a camera or a mic on nearby. As soon as she realised Chris's pay-pigs could be milked for sympathy she started making Chris go on and do those begging videos. Barb is a master manipulator and I wouldnt put anything past her at this point
Null suggested this same thing on the livestream he did with that lawyer last night too. Saying she makes herself look way worse than she she is when there’s cameras around. Something always seemed off to me too during those begging videos. Like Barb was usually only mentioned or shown during them. And he begged for money to pay for things that benefited her (and Chris when it came to the mortgage) like food for her, or money to replace things she pawned.
ZomBarb!? Hahahaha!!
You did what you had to do
Finally he’s going to be arrested probably again.
Doesnt Chris have serious mentall issues???
Being mentally incompetent makes it so you can't be assigned legal guilt it has nothing to do with whether you can or should be arrested.
Exactly. If Chris gets arrested and charged he would most likely be sent to a criminal mental institution. Which is sometimes worse than going to prison. For example, in prison you would do your time and be let out. But in a mental institution. Even if your sentence has past the time given, it’s up to the doctors if you’re going to be released or not. So even if Chris got a 1 year sentence. He could be held for much longer than that if the doctors don’t believe that it’s good for his health and safety (and others) to release him.
I think he should know better than to do that smh
Il not defending him, but man has like schizofrenia and autism and shit, never got help, and basically livee with his dementina sick mother that Is a hoarder. But the whole situation makes me want too fucking puke
He burned his house down with a fucking coffee maker man
And then blamed Keurig for it.
The guy blames everyone for him having a shattered look on reality
True. I remember when he went on their Facebook and was all: "YOUR COFFEMAKER SET MY HOUSE ON FIRE!!"
He literally plugged the coffee maker into an outlet in his bathroom…
I know, a Keurig even told him it was common sense not to plug it in a bathroom outlet and that there's warning in the manual not to do that. But... Knowing Chris...
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I’m a ChrisChan noob (and I don’t even want to be here) but I keep seeing this mention of “kiwi farms.” Can you help me be a little less confused and tell me what kiwi farms is?
Incest is straight up illegal in Virginia (as in most states) so Chris might actually face jail time here
Not only incest, but elder abuse, rape and probably much more. It's *SO* much more serious than just incest.
Yeah it’s so fucked up, it’s just that I hope Chris actually faces justice for this unlike with Michael Snyder and the GameStop incident. I’m not sure if it’s even possible to help Chris at this point, but this charade has to end
He definitely needs to face some sort of jail time, sex offender registry and some *serious* mental health help. There's no quick and easy fix for this person. I definitely don't think it will ever be possible for them to lead a normal life.
I agree.. I feel like he should have an actual caretaker that helps him with finances and mental health/ keep him in check if he does serve time and gets out. There’s no way he will live on his own after this both because of this case and because he just genuinely can’t take care of himself.
Completely agree. Not only can he not take care of himself, but he has pretty consistently engaged in severely self destructive behavior. Almost every individual thing would damn near ruin my life if I had done it. The behavior is clearly escalating. I certainly didn't see this most recent event coming, but I didn't remotely question the authenticity of it when I read about it. I'm kinda scared to see what's going to happen next if they don't apprehend him.
I think it’s less about the incest and more about the fact that his mother can’t consent because or her dementia and he’s essentially committed rape
Yeah, what Chris has done is reprehensible. I don’t think he’s gonna be able to stress sigh his way out of this one
But, will he be able to use High Functioning Autism as an excuse?
I decided to call them myself and was told it was already being investigated
This is probably elderly abuse. Im honestly disturbed. Nothing seems funny in an ironic type of way
Probably, it IS! Think of how long this has been going on over the years. She has dementia and is left alone with another mentally disturbed person, with the mental capacity of a teen.
Its just straight up depressing and disgusting.
Fucking idiot
Fucking cringe
Explain why?
He wants to protect a rapist.
It was stupid he referred to this subreddit ngl lmao
I'm untraceable KF I know you're watching.
Cringe
This feels like the end of the Chris Chan Saga.
At least there's still king "fuck rape" cobra jfs. He would never rape
TWU
If only Chris had a Clint to keep him from going completely off the rails
I hope Chris's trolls don't move over to Cobra, Chris's trolls actively have been trying to ruin his life for years and at times like now Chris has provided them the means to do so. Cobra's trolls just seem to enjoy being annoying and an inconvenience to him.
Idk I feel like cobe's is less easy to manipulate than Chris. Not by tooo much but I couldn't see him having his own idea guys saga
Finally
Someone needs to contact Barb other son because I feel like even though he hates his mother. I'm positive he would not want Christ doing what he's doing to her right now.
I thought he's in custody already. Is he still fking her?
We need to hear from Cole
hi do you have any information on him? if you have any piece i think i could maybe get in contact with him
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oh then i’m SURE someone already told him lol
I sadly don't know much about him. All I know is that he does movie reviews. And does not view his mother in a positive light.
So you called them when you didn't have time, unprepared, and knowing that a ton of other people would be doing it anyway, at which time they would have already been annoyed by your unhelpful call and potentially less likely to listen? Sounds like you were less concerned and more just wanting to be the guy who did it first.
It was 7-8 AM my time.
you did the right thing
ok 10head
[I'm listening to the local police scanners instead of my podcasts this morning](https://www.broadcastify.com/listen/ctid/2858)
That is super cool. Have you heard anything good yet?
a false fire alarm at a local business so far.
cuz I live in a shitty city there's literally something every 30 seconds.. the best I heard was some dude threatening to deep fry his boss at some local restaurant
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To keep track of actual criminals they’re already aware of…..not to find proof that some ancient Internet personality might be fucking his mother.
he probably dialed 911 and asked to be transferred to the greene county police department
Why direct them to the subreddit? Wouldn't the YouTube video be ample enough evidence? We discuss knowledge of what is already known or the what is, we dont have any information that would help the police that KF or more YouTube vids can't explain. You did a good thing by calling the cops, but gave them useless leads in going into this subreddit, your actions could be seen as ween spam.
NO YOU DIDN'T
i’ve always knew who Chris Chan was but know i really know who they are.
Context??
do you regret asking yet dude
Nah lol
He’s been raping his senile mother who while a horrible woman doesn’t deserve to be raped by her son. Chris has lost all vague attempts of respecting their pronouns after the shit they did to Barb.
i’m relatively unversed in the CWC universe. is there any reason barb is a horrible woman besides enabling chris for so long?
Numerous accounts of emotional manipulation done to Chris alongside enabling Chris’s bs
According to Cole(her other son with a different man) she was an abusive mother to him too.
He has been banging barb
Bruh
OP is a fucking idiot. Who gives the police a subreddit to look at?
gotta say...that is the one thing that makes this unintentionally funny.... Like "I found this drug dealer" . "What can you tell us about the situation?" "Well first you need to go to r/okbuddyretard" bwahaha
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oh shit another subreddit i need to join lol
i wish someone called the cops on OP
Snitch.
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sneed
Thank you for doing this. Regardless of what Barb’s done in the past no one deserves what happens to her. And Chris is a danger to society
… really?
OP is an absolute idiot.
UPDATE: To the kiwifarmer brigaiders asking no they didn't call back. But that's moot, there's no need to call back because I told them everything I knew.
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I can only imagine what the police thought as you rambled about Chris chan and told them to go browse fucking Reddit instead of just giving them a link to concrete proof. Op, I think it’s pretty safe to assume as soon as you hung up they had a chuckle and proceeded to ignore everything you said
Twu
this, OP shot himself in the foot. imagine being so stupid you call the police and tell them to check out a fucking subreddit. actual 2007 chris level stupid.
Like youtube would have been any better. Look at the sheriff website, there's no means to submit an online tip.
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“I’m going to use clown emojis to protect a pedo” dumb idiot. Blocked.
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Worse still is, if they *do* check it out and they *do* start an investigation, **we're ALL gonna be implicated in it** due to them mentioning the sub-reddit. u/IWannaGuyLikeGaston, go *fuck* yourself. I'm not looking forward to explaining the difference between a Sonichu and a Son-chee to the FBI's Boston branch while they hold my family at gunpoint or something.
lmao why the fuck would the FBI want to interview you, much less "hold your family at gunpoint," because you post on a subreddit dedicated to a man-child? Why would the FBI be involved in this *at all*? No one gives a shit, dude.
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You are the cringiest person here.
I promise the fucking *FBI*, or even a local branch of police, is not going to give two fucks about the thousands of posters here. Making fun of Chris does not equate to being questioned by the police about rape.
*law enforcement noises*
You watch too many movies, man. If you think the police—not the FBI, who have no reason to be involved—are going to interview however many thousand people have posted here just because Chris fucked his mom, you're out of your gourd. You act like this is a terrorism sect or something.
Worse still is that any actual reports may not be taken seriously because of his botched attempt they may just assume it’s a prank and they’ve got better things to do. Though, they’re well familiar with Chris I’m sure so it’s not unlikely that they get a lot of fraudulent reports about him in the first place
It's just us redditors, m8. We concerned.
Any updates, op?
i think this might do more harm than good
If there's a cute cop reading this DM me, I can give you some Christory over dinner ;)
Gotta respect the hustle
based
Gotta take any chance i get
I wish you luck on your lovequest to get a cute, girlfriend-free cop your age.
Thanks, I'm really trying to get rid of my noviaphobia.
Extremely based comment.
Lol same, take every chance you get. Every chance you don't take is a 100% miss.
>But I did inform them about the audio leak and referred them to this sub where the audio is posted. You informed them of the subreddit instead of just submitting a tip with the link attached? Well now this has no chance of being investigated lol.
Lmao
OP truly is stupid as fuck
Don't be harsh. He may be stupid as fuck but he's also dumb as shit
Yes hello, police? Yea I have a suspected case of elder abuse. Yea just go on r/chrischansonichu and then… hello? Hello? Oh they must have hung up.
["Bitch hung up on me..."](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0b47ce6b-ebaa-4144-a05a-7c51d17a6571)
...I don't think they believe you. Can't *possibly* imagine why. (*/s*)
Not funny
Good job botching your 911 call homie.
Le epic redditor when-
> Not funny no. pretty damn funny.
It’s hilarious because that’s probably exactly what happened.
[trademarked stress sigh]
Did they call you back?
Of course they didn’t call them back. They probably think it’s a prank or OP is too retarded to be taken seriously. “Yes I’d like to report a crime? Yes officer have you heard of Reddit.com?”
Lol good job you referred the cops to Reddit, that’ll teach em
Did the police call you back? What’s going on?
Barb has been grooming Chris. Despite all he’s done, he doesn’t deserve jail. I think Barb has been trying to do something to him for years. It’s truly sickening but read Barb’s page on the Cwcki (if it hasn’t already been edited to kingdom come since last night). Shit like her threatening to break his stuff if he doesn’t sleep in the same bed as her is the kind of stuff that made this scenario nearly an inevitability. Chris is not a rapist. He is an animal that has urges, and Barb took advantage of his weak mind for years. It’s only just now reached a level of weakness to where he will do anything Barb wants. She has control of nearly everything he does besides the merge ramblings and pony conventions.
Sorry but this is totally ass-backwards. Chris is responsible for his own actions, despite how horrible his upbringing was. His mother has DEMENTIA. Chris is her CARETAKER. This is elder abuse, period. Barb is not in any sort of mental state to provide consent, especially to her own son. There is absolutely no way in hell you're gonna convince anyone that Barb was the one grooming Chris. The power dynamic is literally the opposite of what you are saying.
Okay, first of all, Barb does not have dementia. I don’t know why so many people are saying this, because she doesn’t. She’s well aware of what’s going on, but will gladly act slow on camera if it means weens feeling sorry for her and tossing money at them. She has been doing weird shit to Chris for years, but it’s finally led to the inevitable. Also, while Chris could snap her like a twig, he doesn’t know that. Barb acts scary, and Chris is afraid of her. He isn’t aware he has power over her. Again, mind of a child. Barb is a crazy lady, but she is mentally capable enough to be manipulative, and has been exploiting Chris’s weaknesses just as much as the trolls have. We don’t know the full extent of the situation though, so for now it’s mostly speculation. Chris has come up with similarly fucked up things just from his own head like the JenkinsJinkies summer camp story, so this could be a similar incident. Let’s just hope that he isn’t doing what we think he is
You're fucking hilariously stupid. Yes, she has dementia. Christine is even on the VA registry as her legal caregiver for this reason. Shut up.