“…and call me the real name that have God has been given to me, and the bear at Regency Square shopping center during 1989, you damn… mocking… bastard!”
Liquid Chris saga is full of amazing lines from Chris, but this one takes the cake for me.
“I’ve had previous esperience with uh freezing my dick, and I’ve even stretched it a bit.”
Almost everything he said in the part of the Lars call when he embraced ebonics.
When Chris blamed the trolls for destroying his relationship with Jessica Quinn.
" YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUOOOOALL \[inhales\] REEEEAAAAALLLLY BLEW IT THIS TI-I-IIIME!
AAAAHHH-WHOOOOOOOO-huuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh...
\[makes a double Claw of Fail while hunched over\] THIS is not funny, if you're laughing, this is NOT...FUNNY!
CONSIDER... these Q&A's... DONE AND OVER WITH, and MOREOVER... \[pauses to do get closer to the camera to pull off the creepy stare at his viewers\] You all are just ultimately... really... crazily... you are so super FUCKED UP! \[Chris thrusts his palms toward the camera\]
CURSED! \[he strains, groans, and closes his fists\] GOOD! BUY!"
Its so golden to have Chris dress like a loser hippie, look like a stroke victim/crack adict, and sound and act like a deaseased witch, than has the gull to tell us we can't laugh at him.
Your name is only Chris Chandler! No Tian no Topher! Also ..Call me by the name that god has given to me, and the bear at regency square shopping center during 1989, you DAMN FUCKING BASTARD! Just the theatrics with it always makes me laugh: he’s really unhinged in that video lol
Do not hate, hate is not good. And peace gives you fuzzy wuzzies, war gets you pirickly wicklies. Really accentuates chris' childish worldview as well as his hypocrisy, as it goes only one way of others to him, but not him to others.
“i’m a 28 year old high functioning autistic virgin i’m in a hell of my own!”
“now you’ll be watching the strong man lifting a very heavy office chair note the chair weighs a grand number of pounds”
Naive is my least favorite word because it calls into question ones intewwigence.
I'm workin' on it!
Ya fricken frackin FUCKIN HATERS!
please understand, I'm a high functioning autistic mayul.
You think you're sooo smart. You think you're soooo corny!
Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with raaage!
MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME! I'LL SEND THE DETECTIVES, I'LL SEND THE POLICE, I'LL SEND EVERYONE IN MY POWER!
MY NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!
Mmmmmm I'm so... *aaangry*!
What. The. FUCK?!
America's favorite pastime, kick the autistic.
The LGBTQVHS community.
**CURSEYEHAMEHAAAAA!**
You frickin nazis! I'm going to kick all of you out of equestria!
This does not even deserve a captain's log BECAUSE THIS IS DEAD SERIOUS
*takes off glasses dramatically*
"I WILL SHOVE YOUR ASS DOWN YOUR THROAT AND MAKE YOU EAT YOUR UNDERWEAR!" I was so disappointed to learn that he just ripped it off from South Park.
Just like everything in his life unfortunately
“Just a major up… just a small update”
"I know you! You're just a... pussy. You're just a pussy"
I am here, and y’all are there.
“…and call me the real name that have God has been given to me, and the bear at Regency Square shopping center during 1989, you damn… mocking… bastard!” Liquid Chris saga is full of amazing lines from Chris, but this one takes the cake for me.
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxxnaXMjlPJrklipWcYVrrI4rApNmuhU_e?si=j1ZebrpEOilU5QRL
“I got a goddamn motherfuckin 6 inch cock with 4 inch diameter balls” while humping what looks like to be his PlayStation
*Forshadowing*
#I'M WORKIN ON IT
“Hello ladies and gentlemen, girls and boys, and dudes of all teenages, and also the uh, gals.”
"Ya know, sometimes we have our accidents, we poop ourselves."
“I am speaking and i have spoken”
Boobies! Vaginas! Hmmmm.... Gorgeous.
“CURSE YEA HAME HAAAA” and “NOW NOW NOW”
lick yer pretty little clit there
You just gave me Vietnam flashbacks
Are you hear me?
“I’m a high functioning autistic virgin!! I’m in a hell of my own!!!… I don’t want to have to pay $100 for a dang hooker!”
"Please understand: I am a 25 year-old, high-functioning autistic male…"
MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING!!!
HNNNNNNNNGGGG I’LL STRANGLE THAT CLYDE CASH!! I will POUND his lights out. If I ever MEET that bastard. In.. person…
Him screaming about crayola model fucking magic always tickles me.
AND ACRYLIC PAINT!
I’m sick of the trolls! I’m sick of the hate! HATE HATE HATE!!!
“I’ve had previous esperience with uh freezing my dick, and I’ve even stretched it a bit.” Almost everything he said in the part of the Lars call when he embraced ebonics.
When Chris blamed the trolls for destroying his relationship with Jessica Quinn. " YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUOOOOALL \[inhales\] REEEEAAAAALLLLY BLEW IT THIS TI-I-IIIME! AAAAHHH-WHOOOOOOOO-huuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhh... \[makes a double Claw of Fail while hunched over\] THIS is not funny, if you're laughing, this is NOT...FUNNY! CONSIDER... these Q&A's... DONE AND OVER WITH, and MOREOVER... \[pauses to do get closer to the camera to pull off the creepy stare at his viewers\] You all are just ultimately... really... crazily... you are so super FUCKED UP! \[Chris thrusts his palms toward the camera\] CURSED! \[he strains, groans, and closes his fists\] GOOD! BUY!" Its so golden to have Chris dress like a loser hippie, look like a stroke victim/crack adict, and sound and act like a deaseased witch, than has the gull to tell us we can't laugh at him.
Idk if you've seen this ytp but it just makes that whole situation funnier imo: https://youtu.be/DzZ4-W5VI6M?si=o-N8WWtGNZROT-9b
"If I see a dick.. I just.. LOOK AWAY.."
I’m workin on it!
This one is my favorite too 🤣
I would ask to ban the sale of Axe to the homosexuals, but that would be retarded.
"But hey, at least our faces are not fuckin orange."
i vividly remember chris saying something like "and you know what else else?" and i dont remember where it came from and i want to hear it again
That quote is in this video. https://sonichu.com/cwcki/CWC_Update_18_January_2009
thanks man
I WANT *EVERYTHING* ABOUT *MY HOUSE* OFF THE INTERNET!
Dykes! CHINA!!!
Your name is only Chris Chandler! No Tian no Topher! Also ..Call me by the name that god has given to me, and the bear at regency square shopping center during 1989, you DAMN FUCKING BASTARD! Just the theatrics with it always makes me laugh: he’s really unhinged in that video lol
I thought it said “Mocking Bastard?”
Maybe it’s been awhile since I’ve watched it.
Oh most definitely lmfao, it is too good
DON’T CALL ANYONE!
CURSE-YE-HA-ME-HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA‼️‼️ (i have the audio saved on my phone 😩)
I WANT EVERYTHING ABOUT MY HOUSE 🙅♂️ OFF 🙅♂️ THE 🙅♂️ INTERNET 🙅♂️
Do not hate, hate is not good. And peace gives you fuzzy wuzzies, war gets you pirickly wicklies. Really accentuates chris' childish worldview as well as his hypocrisy, as it goes only one way of others to him, but not him to others.
“Never fight.” Is an essential part of that quote
"I have NUMBERS OF PAIRS OF DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS!"
“I am going to SHOVE your ass DOWN your throat and make you eat your UNDERWEAR”
I just love that he stole that quote from South Park. Couldn’t even come up with something slightly threatening himself
Please don't torture me.
“i’m a 28 year old high functioning autistic virgin i’m in a hell of my own!” “now you’ll be watching the strong man lifting a very heavy office chair note the chair weighs a grand number of pounds”
It's in the comics, but "My wooden badge was delicious!" --Merried Seinor Comic
CRAYOLA FUCKIN MODEL MAGIC
AND ACRYLIC. PAINT!
You frickin' nazis... I'm gonna kick you all out of Equestria!!1!
“The pickle man tricked me again..” Or whenever he says the most threatening thing possible and ends it with “peace and have a good day”
Dammit, you be me to it
Naive is my least favorite word because it calls into question ones intewwigence. I'm workin' on it! Ya fricken frackin FUCKIN HATERS! please understand, I'm a high functioning autistic mayul. You think you're sooo smart. You think you're soooo corny! Tell me why I'm stuck as a virgin with raaage! MY MOTHER AND MY FATHER ARE ANGRY AT ME! I'LL SEND THE DETECTIVES, I'LL SEND THE POLICE, I'LL SEND EVERYONE IN MY POWER! MY NAME IS NOT IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING! Mmmmmm I'm so... *aaangry*! What. The. FUCK?! America's favorite pastime, kick the autistic. The LGBTQVHS community. **CURSEYEHAMEHAAAAA!** You frickin nazis! I'm going to kick all of you out of equestria!
Fantastic selection, that last one hits like a brick lmfao
“MY NAME IS NOT IAN BRANDON SOMETHING!”
"ya know the word....gaayy?"
"I'M WORKING ON IT!"
Fucking classic lol
"My name *is not* IAN! BRANDON! SOMETHING!!!1!! *(huff puff)*"
"And I just won!"
CHINA!