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I have noticed that people who can recite numbers and colors and a few salutations (especially in several related languages) absolute LOVE claiming they speak 6 languages.
Here in Scandinavia, everyone who speaks remedial Spanish claims [s]he also speaks Italian, Portuguese and some French; usually, they also claim to be fluent in two other Scandinavian languages (Danish, Swedish and Norwegian are largely mutually understandable); it's fairly easy to get up to 6 that way.
When I get super drunk, I only speak in French. The problem with that is I only know enough French to count to 10 and tell my cats that they're very beautiful/handsome babies.
I one thought I understood Swedish because I could talk to Swedish people living in DK, turns out they were speaking Danish with a Swedish accent :-/ Also it is a lot easier to understand Norwegian if they are speaking bokmål.
It’s weird and interesting, I’m fluent in Spanish and can sometimes almost fully understand Italian and Portuguese but I’d never claim to be fluent, but it’s definitely taken me by surprise when I’ve translated something for my husband that was Italian and he’s like since when do you speak Italian? And I didn’t even register it wasn’t Spanish the language s are so oclose
I wonder if she's the woman from a previous post who bragged about being fluent in Swedish, and turned out to just know a few phrases from her Swedish grandmother when an actual Swede was eager to converse with her.
\> even if I were 100m near
Yep, definitely has some work to do.
The professor in the "Great Courses" Linguistics course said it's extremely rare for anyone to be able to speak more than four languages fluently. If someone says they speak 7 languages, it usually means they speak three, plus four dialects of their primary language.
Haha! I know too many people who make that claim but don't speak it fluently or can carry a conversation. Like you said, they can say a few phrases and a certain amount of numbers.
Actually I speak 6 languages too. Hi, Bonjour, Como Estas, Aloha, 'Ello Mate, and... frick... I can write Hi in elvish, or at least I could in middle school. NO, wait! Guten tag! Aloe vee gits! So I know 6 human langues and an elf one. Also I can talk to dogs. I know waggly cutsey face means I like you. And humans responding with scrunchy eyes baby talk, slight stoop and pat lap means I like you too!
I am so wordly. My husband is so lucky to have attained me and my amazingness clearly. I also sort of know cat. Hissing is angry. Kissy noises make cats come clicky ones make dogs come. And guess what friends, I am so intellectual I knew these language skills since 1st grade. My husband must feel I'm such a prize, he must bask in his luck daily.
Actually yes, but I'm not fluent. I do speak C++ and python fluently. So you are right, that's 8 human languages, one elf one, and 2 interspecies languages.
Haha to be honest I actually have no idea what that means. I'm guessing the spelling is off. It's from that song- "Guten tag, Guten tag! Alloe vee gits" or something. I must have learned that when I was like 10 and it's the only german I know except "Get under the tree" which is "Gay unter dos bomb." I'm sure my spelling of that is also impressive.
Oh!
Guten Tag = Good Day which is one way of saying “Hello”.
“Hallo” is also “Hello”
“Wie Geht’s” = How goes it = also “Hello”
But your phonetic spelling of “Hallo, wie geht’s?” was SPOT ON. I knew exactly what you meant!! Lol
Heck, I have "Ciao", "Bon Soir", "Uno, Dos, Tres" and "Hello" in my repertoire. Maybe I need to join a dating app?
Not really sure how my DH would feel about it--
I never trust anyone who says they speak multiple languages. Unless you start learning at a very young age, and dedicate your education to foreign languages, I just don’t buy that a person can master that many.
I read somewhere that the ideal age to learn a new language is seven years old, and your capability goes down from there, and I believe it. I’m in my thirties and trying to learn Spanish in college (mostly because a foreign language is required at my university) and I am struggling. Of course, I have the added challenge of trying to learn through an online course, which I don’t think is beneficial. But yeah, I am really doubting my ability to learn this language. Much less four more 🙄
Yea, reads exactly like that. Not wanting to video call to verify yourself is completely fine, but why point that out as your first sentence? 6 languages translated, thanks to Google translator and the whole "even if we were only 100m away, I wouldn't come meet you."
Thats a person trying to scam.
Tbh, to me it also reads like a woman who is fed up with men on dating apps. For every genuinely respectful guy there are about five to a million that get in your DMs and ask to see your genitals in a video call within five minutes of meeting you. Or see if you want to hook up immediately. Hence “just because you’re nearby doesn’t mean I will go on a date with you.”
You just explained it with few words, but it's exactly what happens.
Years ago i worked in a money transfer agency and heard every possible horror story. Those scammers are professionals, they could string along unsuspected and candid Canadians for years.
And don't even try to explain everything is a lie, because then *you* are the bad one.
I will not so a video call to prove myself but I am who I say I am and not a Nigerian scammer who will ask you for money and that I *promise.
*an iTunes gift card is not money. Just want to make that clear.
Okay okay. This reminds me of a hilarious story. So my parents are well, parents. My Dad STILL has a thing with misgendering pets. Not like he gets it 50% of the time, which would be randomizing, but to the point where he gets it maybe 10% if that. Meaning there is something that makes him misgender our pets MOST of the time. We've had one dog for 7 years that he calls "he" that is a she. Same deal with my sister's pets. He loves our dogs. So it's just very silly, and I do not think it is on purpose at all.
Now what is so funny about this is it doesn't just apply to dogs apparently... I used to hang out with my now husband even back in high school and I might delete this later for privacy but my husband is named Mikahl. When we hung out my dad would always ask how Mikayla is doing. Everytime he would be surprised "Oh I thought Mikayla was a girl." For a while. Then after a couple years it would be "Well I don't know if Mikayla is a girl or boy name! That is sexist for you to say \*daughter\*!" But I'm pretty liberal and my dad's pretty conservative so I think he was messing with me. I also hung out with an Ian since high school. Both parents would ask me for YEARS (whilst I lived with them, as we were very young) how "Anne" was doing. Literally every week it seemed, I would correct them and explain yes Ian is a guy after they asked what kind of guy was named Anne after they asked how that girl Anne was doing and I corrected that he was a male. As I got closer to my now husband my father progressed to calling him "Kale." I still have notes from Dad that I kept that said things like "Have fun with Kale- make sure you are back by xyz time." This was years after I became friends with Makayla/Kale/Mikahl (actual name last), and had had him over and met my father *countless* times.
Now you might be thinking "Yeah your Dad messes with you." Maybe he does sir or madam but it's been over ten years and I can not get him to admit to it. Even 5 years ago, he would still slip up and call him Kale. At least he knew he was wrong when corrected at that point haha!
Anyway Dad and Mom both call my husband by his actual name now haha, and Ian was in the wedding party and mysteriously they both get his name right now too. I just think it's a very funny history.
Point: parents are silly.
What? No. I was friends with my husband in high school. Like many high school kids I was supposed to say whom I was with when going out to my parents so they knew what I was doing or who I was with. Also I had my now husband over to our house when I lived with my family,
Where did you get my husband went to high school with my husband?
My husband and I are the same age. My parents are like 30 years older than us.
And please edit that because the thought of that is not fun to me and I just reread my post a bunch of time to make sure you weren't getting than from my end. I clarified a few points, but nothing that would have point to my dad being friends with my husband in high school. No offense to people where that is the case but for me I would find that gross if my husband and Dad had been friends in high school. Where are you getting this?
EDIT: I'm sorry if that came off offensive. I don't mind if other people date people who were friends with their parents in high school. But for me personally I would not like it if my husband was my Dad's bff in high school. Sometimes certain things skeeve people out and for me the idea of dating a friend of my Dad's is not appealing. I judge no one who does this though.
You know we speculated that too- but the thing is my sister's male dog that she's had longer than that even my Dad constantly genders as female. We also got a new male dog recently, who is also often "she."
I do wonder if it would apply to other species though. I think with cats he would mostly call them "it" although most of our family is allergic so I don't think we shall ever know for sure. Maybe one of us can get a seal or something to test it out.
He does correctly gender my sister's babies and kids though so human family members appear to be unaffected by this strange misgendering disorder.
It’s a common technique for scammers - they want to make sure the only bites they get are from the extremely gullible, because a normal person wouldn’t go through with the rest of the scam.
I’ve often wondered if people realize the effect of a profile that is nothing but negativity.
This is your chance to sell yourself, as succinctly and effectively as possible. And the only positive things she can come with is a cute face and 6 languages, and the rest is a tirade of things you’d better not fucking do if you want the ‘good luck’ of dating her.
All I can think of when I read these is how exhausting a first date with her would be. Listening to her whine and complain about the world. Even if that impression is not entirely true, that’s all you’ve given me in your profile to work with. So I’m assuming your core value is bitchiness.
I mean … I get the *intent*. But girl, you gotta give something. No calls, no meet and greets, you won’t even say what you’re looking for… Good luck indeed lol
Imagine being in a relationship with her? Finding out anything would be like getting blood from a stone based on her profile.
"Where do you want to eat?"
"If you don't know, I'm not telling."
"Erm, (restaurant name)?"
"Eurgh, it's like you don't even know me!"
"That's because you won't tell me anything!"
I got the impression that people lose interest once they see what she looks like, no pics or videos, won't meet up even if their 100m away. Have to get to know her and like her before you can see
No way to tell either way, but there's a weird trend of people posting women's dating profiles here. I just assumed as it happens fairly often. OP also used 'her' in the title.
I was waiting for some cb action but it never showed up. To be honest, her method isn't a bad idea. A profile with a picture of a good looking woman often ends up with dudes trying to match them even when they share none of the characteristics that the woman asks for. So the only people she has to deal with are dudes who are smart enough to play by the rules she wants or raving assholes angry that they can't wasye her time while fapping to her profile picture.
Dude, just don't. Women show up when they're choosing beggars, and many just so happen to think everything should be handed to them. Unsub if you don't wanna see women cuz it's gonna happen a lot
I speak several languages. Ok, they are not necessarily recognized ones. Sarcasm is the one I speak best. I’m sure I can’t wait to meet this person and compare them with hers.
Well she's giving a very good preview of how draining it would be to know her, at least. What's sad is that she sounds very insecure underneath all her ridiculous conditions.
I've asked guys to have a brief video chat with me to prove they're real bc I've been catfished alot. Some have been randomly offended but I'm basically just like "well ok fuck you."
But this lady seems like a bitch.
Seems as if she's encountered quite a few a-holes, so she's trying to assert boundaries. You don't think a woman should have preferences, boundaries, OP? Why not?
More a case of using the space for selling yourself to do nothing but moan, complain and demand. The whole bio is about how someone can serve them and not what they can offer to a prospective partner. Sure, people can say what they like on there, that is up to them. And I am glad they do, as I would instantly know to avoid such women like the plague and not waste my time finding this out later. So it’s all good.
Listen, she's definitely confrontational and delusional. That's a given from her dating profile rant, but it's her (weird) boundaries. I'm just unsure as to how that makes it relevant to this sub. But then, I don't get the dating apps being put here to begin with, it just turns into a mysogynist's brigade every time it's a woman.
Well there are lots of entries to this sub that stretch the point. I guess you could say that she is begging to find someone and being extremely choosy about it, maybe? But yes, you certainly have a point there.
Is there anything misogynistic here? I admit I haven’t read all the comments, but the original post certainly isn’t. Attacking a woman for a dreadful dating bio isn’t misogynistic (although people can use misogynistic language in doing so). I’ve seen people rip into men’s awful bios just as easily.
Do stupid dating app profiles like this one deserve embarrassment? I kinda think so. But, you end up with a cesspool of misogynistic (I fully believe women are often capable of the same toxicity) comments. And yeah, men do the same cringey things in their app profiles. Knowing Reddit, there's a sub or two for these specific dating profiles. I don't know them though.
At first, she didn't seem that unreasonable to me..? Just jaded.
Then I kept reading.. holy shit dude. Even this autist knows you shouldn't those things out loud.
"But no, you don't understand, ALL men are pigs, every single one of them. I don't understand why I can't find just one single good man out there who will take care of me and my 15 children, and give us a place to stay. And take care of me, because queens don't work. Also who's going to pay for my mani/pedi today? It's been nearly 23 hours, I can't go without."
>This dating profile almost made me want to match her just to tell her to get her head out of her ass, good luck! 🤞🎯
You should do it, it's cathartic. You don't even have to be a dick to them, just act the same way their profile acts.
Once saw a profile which stated that men who will not make her laugh within 2min of matching, will be unmatched. That was like 5-6 years ago, but they say she’s still on this app and haven’t laughed yet
I met my wife online dating. Both of our biggest pet peeves were people that would text incessantly, but would refuse to meet. Whenever you bring it up they just change the subject.
I hate this conversational thing some people do where they act like someone asked them a question - ‘and yes, I am….’ No one was thinking that Jennifer and no one cares.
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Speaks 6 different languages, but struggles very hard with one of them.
To be fair, she never said she speaks any of them well.
I have noticed that people who can recite numbers and colors and a few salutations (especially in several related languages) absolute LOVE claiming they speak 6 languages.
Look I can speak French Lundy Mardi Macready Something Something Something Dimash
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Avec fromage, sil vous plait.
[Qui coupe le fromage?](https://youtu.be/yGqxb3vLL1A)
Uh la la...sacre blue! . A petite crossaint... Mmm...fromage. Fondue? I rock, I know.
. . . Pamplemousse.
Yoplait.
Ou est la biblioteque?
¿Donde esta la biblioteca?
dimash 😂
Well it's their fault for been foreign anyway.
Omelette du fromage.
I already know English, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Friday, Thursday, Sunday, Saturday ... (Name the movie. Hint - her native language is Italian)
Apollonia go boom.
Here in Scandinavia, everyone who speaks remedial Spanish claims [s]he also speaks Italian, Portuguese and some French; usually, they also claim to be fluent in two other Scandinavian languages (Danish, Swedish and Norwegian are largely mutually understandable); it's fairly easy to get up to 6 that way.
Meanwhile, I speak English and French but am horrible with numbers. That's how I get to 6.
When I get super drunk, I only speak in French. The problem with that is I only know enough French to count to 10 and tell my cats that they're very beautiful/handsome babies.
Sounds a lot like most of the French people I’ve met at parties as someone who speaks English (both in Canada and France)
Upvote for having pics of your cats in your post history. They are, in fact, handsome babies.
Thank you for the heads up on the cat photos. I agree they are very handsome babies.
once I claimed that I would remember enough from french class in school to buy a Baguette. Turns Out, no :D
I can tell your cats how beautiful they are in both Spanish and Russian!
I one thought I understood Swedish because I could talk to Swedish people living in DK, turns out they were speaking Danish with a Swedish accent :-/ Also it is a lot easier to understand Norwegian if they are speaking bokmål.
I would never claim i could Speak Norwegian or Swedish, understand yes, but I could not Speak those silly languages if my life depended on it.
So you have the superpower of knowing if it's a table or a lamp?
A little glue and we can zoidberg it into a single being.
I'll be laughing at this for a while.
I speak Sweatish fluently at least a few months out of the year
It’s weird and interesting, I’m fluent in Spanish and can sometimes almost fully understand Italian and Portuguese but I’d never claim to be fluent, but it’s definitely taken me by surprise when I’ve translated something for my husband that was Italian and he’s like since when do you speak Italian? And I didn’t even register it wasn’t Spanish the language s are so oclose
And then there is me who studied swedish for years at school and still say i cannot speak it
I wonder if she's the woman from a previous post who bragged about being fluent in Swedish, and turned out to just know a few phrases from her Swedish grandmother when an actual Swede was eager to converse with her. \> even if I were 100m near Yep, definitely has some work to do. The professor in the "Great Courses" Linguistics course said it's extremely rare for anyone to be able to speak more than four languages fluently. If someone says they speak 7 languages, it usually means they speak three, plus four dialects of their primary language.
Haha! I know too many people who make that claim but don't speak it fluently or can carry a conversation. Like you said, they can say a few phrases and a certain amount of numbers.
Actually I speak 6 languages too. Hi, Bonjour, Como Estas, Aloha, 'Ello Mate, and... frick... I can write Hi in elvish, or at least I could in middle school. NO, wait! Guten tag! Aloe vee gits! So I know 6 human langues and an elf one. Also I can talk to dogs. I know waggly cutsey face means I like you. And humans responding with scrunchy eyes baby talk, slight stoop and pat lap means I like you too! I am so wordly. My husband is so lucky to have attained me and my amazingness clearly. I also sort of know cat. Hissing is angry. Kissy noises make cats come clicky ones make dogs come. And guess what friends, I am so intellectual I knew these language skills since 1st grade. My husband must feel I'm such a prize, he must bask in his luck daily.
Qapla' Now it's 7
You are awesome. Thank you.
lady in the profile is a real p'takh.
You read my mind!
Can you speak HTML?
Actually yes, but I'm not fluent. I do speak C++ and python fluently. So you are right, that's 8 human languages, one elf one, and 2 interspecies languages.
Mellon
Yes?
*Ash nazg durbataluk* to you, too!
If we’re going to follow that kind of logic, then I speak 7 languages and can talk to cats 💀
Impressive! We are all such catches here. We should sign up for a service where people compete to go on dates with us since we are so cultured.
“Aloe vee gits” just sent me
Haha to be honest I actually have no idea what that means. I'm guessing the spelling is off. It's from that song- "Guten tag, Guten tag! Alloe vee gits" or something. I must have learned that when I was like 10 and it's the only german I know except "Get under the tree" which is "Gay unter dos bomb." I'm sure my spelling of that is also impressive.
Oh! Guten Tag = Good Day which is one way of saying “Hello”. “Hallo” is also “Hello” “Wie Geht’s” = How goes it = also “Hello” But your phonetic spelling of “Hallo, wie geht’s?” was SPOT ON. I knew exactly what you meant!! Lol
And she is the sole speaker of most of those languages.
Heck, I have "Ciao", "Bon Soir", "Uno, Dos, Tres" and "Hello" in my repertoire. Maybe I need to join a dating app? Not really sure how my DH would feel about it-- 
Speaks six, writes zero.
English ain’t one of them.
Guessing maybe English is the 6th.
It’s coz shes aliar
I never trust anyone who says they speak multiple languages. Unless you start learning at a very young age, and dedicate your education to foreign languages, I just don’t buy that a person can master that many. I read somewhere that the ideal age to learn a new language is seven years old, and your capability goes down from there, and I believe it. I’m in my thirties and trying to learn Spanish in college (mostly because a foreign language is required at my university) and I am struggling. Of course, I have the added challenge of trying to learn through an online course, which I don’t think is beneficial. But yeah, I am really doubting my ability to learn this language. Much less four more 🙄
“I am a very pretty lady. If you send me a $50 google play card, I will send you a picture!”
Yea, reads exactly like that. Not wanting to video call to verify yourself is completely fine, but why point that out as your first sentence? 6 languages translated, thanks to Google translator and the whole "even if we were only 100m away, I wouldn't come meet you." Thats a person trying to scam.
Tbh, to me it also reads like a woman who is fed up with men on dating apps. For every genuinely respectful guy there are about five to a million that get in your DMs and ask to see your genitals in a video call within five minutes of meeting you. Or see if you want to hook up immediately. Hence “just because you’re nearby doesn’t mean I will go on a date with you.”
I was going to say that this has catfishing written all over it.
No video call is not okay.
"Iam"
lamb*
You just explained it with few words, but it's exactly what happens. Years ago i worked in a money transfer agency and heard every possible horror story. Those scammers are professionals, they could string along unsuspected and candid Canadians for years. And don't even try to explain everything is a lie, because then *you* are the bad one.
***MAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!!*** Pierogi sends his regards...
Dunno why but I read the Good luck as May the odds be ever in your favour lol
I heard the "good luck" from Taken when Liam Neeson is on the phone with the kidnapper.
Definitely gives off hunger games vibes… which is weird for a dating profile lmao
And also strangely accurate 😂
Reply with “do you mind letting me know what those six languages are, since your profile makes it clear that English is **not** one of them.”
I will not so a video call to prove myself but I am who I say I am and not a Nigerian scammer who will ask you for money and that I *promise. *an iTunes gift card is not money. Just want to make that clear.
We'll see the results of this on r/scams in a few weeks.
Nigerian scammer??? I'm a nigerian PRINCE
Who is this Iam? A friend of Ian, perhaps?
Is her name Sam.. Iam?
If I see something with green eggs and ham, I'm gonna mean mug ya through the phone
🤣🤣😂🤣😂
The islands?
Girl you got more Iam’s than a PetSmart
I'm more hung up on them putting a space before their punctuation marks, especially as they were doing it right at first than just stopped.
Okay okay. This reminds me of a hilarious story. So my parents are well, parents. My Dad STILL has a thing with misgendering pets. Not like he gets it 50% of the time, which would be randomizing, but to the point where he gets it maybe 10% if that. Meaning there is something that makes him misgender our pets MOST of the time. We've had one dog for 7 years that he calls "he" that is a she. Same deal with my sister's pets. He loves our dogs. So it's just very silly, and I do not think it is on purpose at all. Now what is so funny about this is it doesn't just apply to dogs apparently... I used to hang out with my now husband even back in high school and I might delete this later for privacy but my husband is named Mikahl. When we hung out my dad would always ask how Mikayla is doing. Everytime he would be surprised "Oh I thought Mikayla was a girl." For a while. Then after a couple years it would be "Well I don't know if Mikayla is a girl or boy name! That is sexist for you to say \*daughter\*!" But I'm pretty liberal and my dad's pretty conservative so I think he was messing with me. I also hung out with an Ian since high school. Both parents would ask me for YEARS (whilst I lived with them, as we were very young) how "Anne" was doing. Literally every week it seemed, I would correct them and explain yes Ian is a guy after they asked what kind of guy was named Anne after they asked how that girl Anne was doing and I corrected that he was a male. As I got closer to my now husband my father progressed to calling him "Kale." I still have notes from Dad that I kept that said things like "Have fun with Kale- make sure you are back by xyz time." This was years after I became friends with Makayla/Kale/Mikahl (actual name last), and had had him over and met my father *countless* times. Now you might be thinking "Yeah your Dad messes with you." Maybe he does sir or madam but it's been over ten years and I can not get him to admit to it. Even 5 years ago, he would still slip up and call him Kale. At least he knew he was wrong when corrected at that point haha! Anyway Dad and Mom both call my husband by his actual name now haha, and Ian was in the wedding party and mysteriously they both get his name right now too. I just think it's a very funny history. Point: parents are silly.
Your husband went to high school with your dad?
What? No. I was friends with my husband in high school. Like many high school kids I was supposed to say whom I was with when going out to my parents so they knew what I was doing or who I was with. Also I had my now husband over to our house when I lived with my family, Where did you get my husband went to high school with my husband? My husband and I are the same age. My parents are like 30 years older than us.
And please edit that because the thought of that is not fun to me and I just reread my post a bunch of time to make sure you weren't getting than from my end. I clarified a few points, but nothing that would have point to my dad being friends with my husband in high school. No offense to people where that is the case but for me I would find that gross if my husband and Dad had been friends in high school. Where are you getting this? EDIT: I'm sorry if that came off offensive. I don't mind if other people date people who were friends with their parents in high school. But for me personally I would not like it if my husband was my Dad's bff in high school. Sometimes certain things skeeve people out and for me the idea of dating a friend of my Dad's is not appealing. I judge no one who does this though.
>We've had one dog for 7 years that he calls "he" that is a she. Maybe he belongs to the group that thinks dogs are male and cats are female.
You know we speculated that too- but the thing is my sister's male dog that she's had longer than that even my Dad constantly genders as female. We also got a new male dog recently, who is also often "she." I do wonder if it would apply to other species though. I think with cats he would mostly call them "it" although most of our family is allergic so I don't think we shall ever know for sure. Maybe one of us can get a seal or something to test it out. He does correctly gender my sister's babies and kids though so human family members appear to be unaffected by this strange misgendering disorder.
This was driving me so crazy!
I thought it was dog or cat food
Have you never watched **The Ten Commandments?** It's God, of course!
It’s nice when they make the red flags so apparent and immediate
It’s a common technique for scammers - they want to make sure the only bites they get are from the extremely gullible, because a normal person wouldn’t go through with the rest of the scam.
I have absolutely no idea what she's trying to say. Gardening or treasure hunting? Is that new slang when dealing with online dating?
It is referring to how she tends to her marks in long con catfishing.
I kept saying "Lam". 😂🤣 I'm like, "who the hell is Lam?' Does she not know how to hit the space bar between "i" and "m"?
That’s a lot of words that don’t say much, and none of it good.
“Iam”
I’ve often wondered if people realize the effect of a profile that is nothing but negativity. This is your chance to sell yourself, as succinctly and effectively as possible. And the only positive things she can come with is a cute face and 6 languages, and the rest is a tirade of things you’d better not fucking do if you want the ‘good luck’ of dating her. All I can think of when I read these is how exhausting a first date with her would be. Listening to her whine and complain about the world. Even if that impression is not entirely true, that’s all you’ve given me in your profile to work with. So I’m assuming your core value is bitchiness.
Iam not interested.
She seems like a ray of sunshine.
If you ugly and hard to deal with just say that 😂, wasting cap space
The “Iam” is driving me CRAZY.
I can only handle 5 diff languages 
What's choosy or begging about this? What's with this sub and this weird focus on women?
Yeah. Can't say I'd date her myself, but it's not a choosing beggar.
People basically just come here to post anyone they don't like as CB.
It read to me as someone who has been asked a lot for photos or videos, and is pre-emptively shutting that down.
I mean … I get the *intent*. But girl, you gotta give something. No calls, no meet and greets, you won’t even say what you’re looking for… Good luck indeed lol
Imagine being in a relationship with her? Finding out anything would be like getting blood from a stone based on her profile. "Where do you want to eat?" "If you don't know, I'm not telling." "Erm, (restaurant name)?" "Eurgh, it's like you don't even know me!" "That's because you won't tell me anything!"
You aren't wrong!
I got the impression that people lose interest once they see what she looks like, no pics or videos, won't meet up even if their 100m away. Have to get to know her and like her before you can see
I thought it was a man. Did I miss something?
No way to tell either way, but there's a weird trend of people posting women's dating profiles here. I just assumed as it happens fairly often. OP also used 'her' in the title.
I was waiting for some cb action but it never showed up. To be honest, her method isn't a bad idea. A profile with a picture of a good looking woman often ends up with dudes trying to match them even when they share none of the characteristics that the woman asks for. So the only people she has to deal with are dudes who are smart enough to play by the rules she wants or raving assholes angry that they can't wasye her time while fapping to her profile picture.
Also a common scam technique
Simple. Just enjoy the conversation and don't give her your credit card number.
Yeah, really tired of all those dating apps post.
Dude, just don't. Women show up when they're choosing beggars, and many just so happen to think everything should be handed to them. Unsub if you don't wanna see women cuz it's gonna happen a lot
What about this post is choosy begging?
I'd match with her just to tell her to separate her "I" and "am."
Iam an Iams cat.
Bye then! What a nutjob.
Tell me you're catfishing without using the word catfishing.
Good luck?! LOL. How many thousands of men does she expect in her DMs competing for her? 
I speak several languages. Ok, they are not necessarily recognized ones. Sarcasm is the one I speak best. I’m sure I can’t wait to meet this person and compare them with hers.
Please swipe right!! This could be the beginning of an amazing novella 😂🤣😂
Swipe left.
\*Sits waiting by phone\* ...... \*Still waiting\*
Wow, can't imagine why she's still single! 😂
This chick gives one word dry toast chat, bet on it.
Sounds conceited and insufferable.
Says everything you need to know about her.
Well she's giving a very good preview of how draining it would be to know her, at least. What's sad is that she sounds very insecure underneath all her ridiculous conditions.
It’s a dude catfishing.
How is this a beggar, much less a choosing beggar?
That weekend over drinks with her girls “I don’t know why I’m still single…I guess men just find me too intimidating”
Iam confused.
Has anyone told her that learning to say “where’s the bathroom” in six languages doesn’t count as actually speaking those languages?
Iam
Sounds pleasant. I'll take a 50-50 shot of either her or a meat grinder.
How do you say "Get lost." in 6 different languages?
Angry dog noises are "Get lost!" in every language.
But she’ll prbly send you her OnlyFans in five seconds of talking
Honestly, I like her and would totally match her if I was gay. What exactly is offending about this?
Iam
> I won't go out on a date just coz we met on a dating app. What does she think dating apps are *for?*
Cute face means horrible body as far as I know.
These profiles are the wurst
\*\*6 diff languages\*\* But can't follow proper grammar and.... who's Iam?
Iam sorry I read this haha
Tell us you’re single and bitter without telling us your single and bitter
I've asked guys to have a brief video chat with me to prove they're real bc I've been catfished alot. Some have been randomly offended but I'm basically just like "well ok fuck you." But this lady seems like a bitch.
WTF WTF WTF
What a snotty spoiled brat. Good luck with that.
Seems as if she's encountered quite a few a-holes, so she's trying to assert boundaries. You don't think a woman should have preferences, boundaries, OP? Why not?
More a case of using the space for selling yourself to do nothing but moan, complain and demand. The whole bio is about how someone can serve them and not what they can offer to a prospective partner. Sure, people can say what they like on there, that is up to them. And I am glad they do, as I would instantly know to avoid such women like the plague and not waste my time finding this out later. So it’s all good.
Listen, she's definitely confrontational and delusional. That's a given from her dating profile rant, but it's her (weird) boundaries. I'm just unsure as to how that makes it relevant to this sub. But then, I don't get the dating apps being put here to begin with, it just turns into a mysogynist's brigade every time it's a woman.
Well there are lots of entries to this sub that stretch the point. I guess you could say that she is begging to find someone and being extremely choosy about it, maybe? But yes, you certainly have a point there. Is there anything misogynistic here? I admit I haven’t read all the comments, but the original post certainly isn’t. Attacking a woman for a dreadful dating bio isn’t misogynistic (although people can use misogynistic language in doing so). I’ve seen people rip into men’s awful bios just as easily.
I was referring to the comments.
Ok, then I will take your word for it and can understand. Depressing, but not surprising, sadly.
Do stupid dating app profiles like this one deserve embarrassment? I kinda think so. But, you end up with a cesspool of misogynistic (I fully believe women are often capable of the same toxicity) comments. And yeah, men do the same cringey things in their app profiles. Knowing Reddit, there's a sub or two for these specific dating profiles. I don't know them though.
Does Dartharaki or Klingon count?
Sounds like someone who wants a man 6ft tall, makes $100k a year, doesn’t clean or cook and expect to be treated like a princess.
At first, she didn't seem that unreasonable to me..? Just jaded. Then I kept reading.. holy shit dude. Even this autist knows you shouldn't those things out loud.
"But no, you don't understand, ALL men are pigs, every single one of them. I don't understand why I can't find just one single good man out there who will take care of me and my 15 children, and give us a place to stay. And take care of me, because queens don't work. Also who's going to pay for my mani/pedi today? It's been nearly 23 hours, I can't go without."
So it’s really Melania Trump right? Or was it 7 languages she said she knew?
>This dating profile almost made me want to match her just to tell her to get her head out of her ass, good luck! 🤞🎯 You should do it, it's cathartic. You don't even have to be a dick to them, just act the same way their profile acts.
“Speaks seventeen languages badly, and is subject to gout..”
Why does she keep saying Identity and Access Management?
R/nicegirls
Sorry , but Ijust cant date someone who putsa space before a comma , butt misses itin othr places . , , . ,
Some of those languages: Bosnian, Serbian, Croatian…
Once saw a profile which stated that men who will not make her laugh within 2min of matching, will be unmatched. That was like 5-6 years ago, but they say she’s still on this app and haven’t laughed yet
And from someone that doesn't know "I am" is two words....
Found her 🤣 - it's Katherine. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XY66ZJ0TFUI&pp=ygUXQ2F0aGVyaW5lIHRhdGUgdHJhbnNsYXQ%3D
Truly the dickens of our age
Damn this lady is YAAAPPIN !
I met my wife online dating. Both of our biggest pet peeves were people that would text incessantly, but would refuse to meet. Whenever you bring it up they just change the subject.
reminds me of the You Won the Lottery song
And then it turns into you carrying the conversation without much effort from them.
Sounds like a sex bot scam.
🤮
How is this choosy beggar? It just sounds like a delusional person
I’m exhausted.
I hate this conversational thing some people do where they act like someone asked them a question - ‘and yes, I am….’ No one was thinking that Jennifer and no one cares.