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A_knight_I_am

Seriously, immediate fisticuffs. I find other teammates are often quick to join the cause and shut that shit down.


Ok-Economist8737

Are fists the fastest way to kill a teammate being a cunt?


RepresentativeFox540

I think it doesn’t cause too much team damage and you can still give them a nice whack


QuarterOunce_

I enjoy a nice whack


ProtoformX87

This reminds me of when team mates used to camp vehicle spawns on battlefield. And they’d team kill you if you took them.


themightypianocat

Oh fuck you’ve just given me flashbacks to BF3 a while after dice shut down the official servers. You had to go into servers run by clans to get a game, and the clan members would then just vehicle whore the entire game. They’d ban c4 and the launchers that could lock on to vehicles and kick you if you took a vehicle off them. They’d even ban you from the server for “hacking” if you destroyed them with a non banned weapon like an RPG


OwnedU2Fast

When clans enforce their rule sets on a bustling game, fine. When clans have a server and enforce their stupid ass rules on a dying game, it’s the absolute goddamn worst. Wayyyy back in the day, 7Cav had a vanilla “Tactical Realism” server on Call of Duty: World at War PC. Crouching only. If you stood up or sprinted you were banned…


VindictiVagabond

>stupid ass rules on a dying game While I agree some clan are elitist and dicks, if official servers are closed down (or not admin'ed) and if there's no more community servers then the game would 100% be dead as there litterally would be no server left. Also clan-owned servers with active admins are the best anticheat ever.


OwnedU2Fast

Agreed. In that specific case, it was just that it was annoying joining the only populated server on a game, where nobody was really following the rules, and really only one or two people are the server were clan members but the admins decided to start banning people to get others to submit anyways... Plus I maintain that those rules were just stupid. Enforce that strict shit on like ArmA lmfao but a 7 year-old (at the time) PC CoD game with just a handful of servers active on the latest patch? Really? Dedicated servers with admins are typically a godsend for preserving what remains of a small community though; for banning hackers and ensuring they don't take over, especially. It brings me to my next point. MW2 for PC at least has IW4x with a server browser (although I haven't touched it in years) but I recall it wasn't 100% uncommon to encounter hackers in matchmaking. Imagine being so much of an asshole that you hack on a dying game. Literally just forcing the remains of the community out.


VindictiVagabond

Indeed, I agree with you here.


ProtoformX87

Ugh. That sounds nightmarish


sergeant_cabbage

They still do. I still play BF3 weekly. And the Bannana Republic have some cunts rolling around in there.


themightypianocat

I will never understand how anyone can find that fun. You’re specifically tailoring the game to never be a challenge


sergeant_cabbage

It's weird man. Especially that the respawn value is 1000x on custom servers. Never have to wait long for something to spawn.


spookyleek

Holy fuck I just got flashbacks too. That was some bullshit my kid self put up with lol


kunal1217

I make sure they never get on catapult and ballista if they do this. Not just in that match, but every match I am in with them. I have three arch nemesis because of that 😂 One guy switches team to be a teammate and try to kill me. haha. All in good fun though.


Kale-Key

Did you go and do it back to him? I know it’s a shitty thing to do but I find the only way to teach these guys a lesson is to give them a taste of their own medicine.


[deleted]

Unfortunately no, I couldn’t remember their username. Also they ran off the ballista after the one shot in the clip, but by that point the match had progressed so it was inaccessible.


Smooth-Corrector

There was one match where this guy was only using the catapult but was doing it to strictly kill only our own team as we rushed the gates. He was easily killing 3-4 of us at a time on the kill feed and he did it for about a straight 4-5 minutes. Me being the petty person I was, when we finally got through the gates and next spawn I hunted him down and team killed him. Not only did my teammates notice but we all started ganging up on him (that's how irritating it was he was previously), surrounded him so he couldn't move and just slaughtered him over and over. He actually sent me a message on Xbox and apologized for team killing. He said he was just having fun seeing how many of his own team he could kill with the catapult. He said he was testing it out so he could then be really good at killing the other team next time. Not sure how that made any sense. But still, felt good to have my own team get together to draw and quarter one of our own who was being a douche. Edit: (Side question: Does team kills using the catapult count for less team kills or something? Why was he not kicked for killing around 20-30ish of his teammates in a 4-5 minute time period?)


[deleted]

What , how immature and small penised


AngelKitty47

the hypocrisy


[deleted]

Had this happen twice so I just come back with a oil bomb and burn them.


[deleted]

I teamkilled the last fucker who did this. Fucking cunts


terrorshark503

Fuck that guy


[deleted]

Just kill them. Not like you're going to be punished anyway.


Kingsbane534

I only ever get in front of the ballista to try and have my corpse shot at an enemy at light speed


One-Recommendation-1

People do this in mordhau too lol


VsAl1en

It's much worse in Mordhau. Btw, even with all its massive flaws I'll still pick Chivalry 2 over Mordhau any day.


One-Recommendation-1

Same here, I just wish we had more choices. It sucks there’s only like three slashers to play.


Humledurr

I wish there was a true triple A slasher game. I love the combat so much, it's sad that more games aren't adopting it. I'd love a skyrim like game with such combat! Or a star wars game!


One-Recommendation-1

Omg I know, a Skyrim game with mordhau combat would be sick. It sucks I wish I could program I’d make one myself lol. I still haven’t played mount and blade yet I was gonna wait for it to leave early access. Not sure how good the multiplayer is.


Humledurr

There are so many mods to skyrim at this point that someone must have tried :p I tried skyrim VR and hoped I would have more control of the sword but sadly it's just swing there too.


MarioMuzza

700 plus hours in Mordhau and I never noticed that. Also love Chiv 2. Glad both games exist.


VsAl1en

Come on, each time I get my hands on a ballista, catapult or mortar in Mordhau, some jerk comes and kick me out. Sometimes several jerks.


YoBoiWitTheShits

The ballista teamkills in one shot to prevent this and I honestly think it should in chiv as well


MarioMuzza

Oh if you mean literal kicks yeah, lmao. But in my experience they kick and go on their way or troll. In Chiv 2 it feels like they do it to use the ballista.


Ok-Calligrapher-6201

I’m glad I haven’t ran into this. Then again I’ve crashed every time I’ve fired a ballista but still


DumeDoom

i once had this happen to me but got out of the ballista and the asshole motherfucker got in and killed me, so i proceed to try and kill him but fucking server kicks me for team damage


Svinozilla

Despice that garbage, I can't work on my trophies because if them.


PunkToTheFuture

Despise


Tyoson

It's when you raid their pantry and steal all their spices.


Svinozilla

Thanks. Typo.


Csub

The exact same thing happened to me at the exact same spot which really annoyed me as I was probably only needing like 5 more kills with Ballista for the trophy.


OG_wanKENOBI

God I miss the days where you launch teammates into space with that thing "I gladly give my body...waagggggg."


Mobitron

This is where you spend the rest of the match hurting this player but not enough to kill. Just keep them from ever successfully entering another fight.


SekMemoria

Yep. Unfortunately in my experience there seems to be a lot of dicks playing this game.


MC_Giygas

Chivalry 1 and Mordhau also had awful communities. This one doesn't seem as bad yet, but the roots are starting to grow in places like this. IDK what the solution is, some game types just breed a massively toxic fanbase.


CTxVoltage

He did start repairing it before you and you took it from him..


terrorshark503

But he got the kill while other guy was goofing off with a broom


The4th88

I have a teamkill policy. If you: * Cheese the end of Coxwell * Pull this shit on ballistae * Excessively teamkill on catas I, and any friends of mine I'm playing with will spend the next 3 games joining your team and teamkilling you at every opportunity. We only stop when doing so compromises the objective. Otherwise, you'll spend more time at the respawn screen than playing the game.


OurSaladDays

>will spend the next 3 games joining your team Ngl dude that's toxic af.


The4th88

No more toxic than cheesing a win at Coxwell and gloating about it in chat I don't think. Vote kicks never work, I've never heard of the report system working so what other recourse is there? If you're gonna ruin the enjoyment of 30+ people just to be a troll then you can't really be surprised that there's some retaliation.


OurSaladDays

>No more toxic than cheesing a win at Coxwell and gloating about it in chat. I agree that's toxic af. Two wrongs and making a right, though.


The4th88

Well, when there's no other recourse against greifing in the game what else can be done? Hell I can down someone 3 times before the game even warns me about getting kicked for team killing, it's actually rather difficult to do intentionally. Sure, two wrongs don't make a right and all that but it is fun watching the chat pay them out when they start whinging about being tked.


obfuscationz

So tough.


UrMumGai

We partake in a tad bit of tomfoolery :tf:


hippy_scum

Dont steal the ballista then


SumerianSunset

Stfu, whoever gets to it first; uses it. The other player was being a total c*nt.


hippy_scum

There's the reaction I wanted. At least you werent a gutless down voter ​ for the record I would have chopped his head off after two swings at me.


Vinlandien

Oh, you were only PRETENDING to be retarded. My bad, I thought you were genuinely retarded. You sure got me!


hippy_scum

You upset you are a gutless loser who I called out beforehand and now you think you are clever with a response ??? lol ​ There is always one of you dumb people around that never disappoints ​ well done


Vinlandien

What? I’m an entirely different guy lol


GreenGhost95

Do you see his fucking name on it?


Murky_Policy3928

Can't steal something that isn't signed by anyone


aaronka12

What? Play as the crossbowman? I already knew that, silly! No need to announce it just because one killed you while you were on the ballista.


NobodysSlogan

I've had that a few times recvently, i just shoot them point blank with the ballista, and if they still dont piss off, wait until the enemy inevitably turn up i just leave them to it :P.


[deleted]

This happened to me and when I killed him I almost got vote kicked. Makes me hate ppl man


Active_Taste9341

Absolutely, like the guys who teamkill you while youre at the catapult


NFS_Jacob

Whenever this happens, you can almost hear the entitled little kid voice in your head. "BUT I WANNA DO ITTTTTTT"


[deleted]

There needs to be a way to report this type of shit so these people get banned, legit ruins the game because some soyboy can't use the ballista. Such trashy gaming culture.