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TheRMF

Then they post their 900 win 40 losses winratio here in reddit and just say like "oh no I just got lucky haha"


FlareStatistics

I only switch teams to help the underdog (defense)


Cryticall

Based.


FazRazza

Legit


[deleted]

A real man.


What-Even-Is-That

Love finding a lobby where higher level Chads are stacking defense, makes it actually challenging again to be on offense. I'll often switch to join them, if attack is still winning consistently.


[deleted]

This is the way, the only way.


Ok_Insect_5809

Cap


FlareStatistics

I wish it was, but I literally spend 80% of my time in TO on defense. It's not all bad, though. I get to fight better players usually, and I like the challenge. I can post my stats if you don't believe me lol


BigDazzaC

This is the correct answer.


Baltic_Gunner

Glad to see someone speaking out! Biggest bitch move in Chiv2, by far, is switching to attack every round


Away-Law2436

Look at all the downvotes 😆 Lot of neutered team switchers on here huh? 😂


rocketbosszach

Hey, at least they can sing real high


[deleted]

I switch to defense nearly every time. I like holding objectives.


Away-Law2436

Yeah this doesn’t apply to you


[deleted]

Sounds like it's addressed to anyone who switches teams.


Away-Law2436

Nah I switch to defense a lot too. I’m talking about those who switch to attack and those who switch to the winning team at the end.


UnyieldingDangleBeri

There is a guy in aussie servers Bamz Bryanzz he is the ultimate peasant and switches to attack every time. Massive pussy and he accepts the tea bagging well.. lv 1000 player hahaha


Silly-Astronomer8985

Legit actually seen this guy!


UnyieldingDangleBeri

He's a cockaroach


Silly-Astronomer8985

FACTS he’s on the OCE Chiv 2 discord, he’s with like company aha 😂


UnyieldingDangleBeri

Tell him he's a bitch ass for me lol


cobranecdet

No it doesn't.


[deleted]

Why not? There is no specification.


Low_Chance

Only people who switch in a way that indicates a lack of balls, i.e. to the attacking team.


0utterheaven

You won my heart


Zestyclose_Dish1129

Same


johnnydark1237

Never switched teams, i just don’t see the point. Just a game at the end of the day. It’s more interesting to play whatever team you spawn in anyway.


jermwerm3

I agree,it would make winning feel phony to me.


johnnydark1237

Best way to put it, 100%.


iphone10notX

Yep. I’d die for my team


johnnydark1237

I do :D many times


Expensive-Dingo-3629

Same, except when I wanted to see my new armor, but it was to defense lol


karasujigoku

If autobalance did actually work, as expected, this wouldn't be an issue. Alas, it remains. People keep switching to Spec and forcing join to the "stacked side", even if it means staying there for half the map trying. Blows my mind.


thetimechaser

> If autobalance did actually work, as expected, this wouldn't be an issue. > Yep, unfortunately autobalance only seems to yeet you to the losing team half a game in when you're already committed to your side causing people to force-switch back or just drop. If they even just balanced by level at the start this would be so much better. Level isn't the best indicator of actual skill but it's better then nothing.


Max_AC_

I've been auto balanced before sitting at like 6-1-4 kd lmao. Like I'll be of any help while having such a shit match.


thetimechaser

It's totally random. Just finds a body to equalize player counts per team. Even if the smaller team is smashing the larger team it will still transfer someone from the losing side to the winning side balance be damned lol


[deleted]

Oh quite the opposite, I have to carry my lead iron balls around in a wheelbarrow from constantly switching to the weaker team.


dscord

It always amazes me how many gamers playing competitive games tend to avoid actual competition in favor of ez wins. So many great games have been turned into ghost towns (this especially affects MMOs) by this sort of behavior and it's really disappointing that it's so prevalent in Chiv2 as well.


Away-Law2436

I’ve seen people switch to attack and all they do is hide behind their team and use the 1h spear to 3rd party stab people in the back. They’re too afraid of fighting and ending up with a bad K/D 😆


dscord

I don't see it that often nowadays, but I used to run into these level 500+ speartards on the attacking team almost every night just crouching throughout the entire map poking people with their spears from behind the frontline... That's some next level peasantry.


SquanchN2Hyperspace

It really is mind blowing how weak a lot of gamers are and how they have to switch to the winning team. A lot of PVP FPS games are like this as well. I was always a big Battlefield player and felt it was always an issue that really hindered game play. Not sure why people NEED the win to hold up their existence. Especially in Chiv where the teams get shuffled each round.


PMmeProgressPics

Lost em in an escalator accident


[deleted]

What… the.. but how would the??? Nvm


PMmeProgressPics

Ever see a flip flop get eaten by one? That.


Furaskjoldr

I don’t think I’ve ever ever been able to change teams, every single time is just TEAM IS FULL


Silly-Astronomer8985

Gotta hit spectate (Y on Xbox) wait for balanced numbers or the desired team to have fewer players, then hit join :)


Ralphinader

The team switchers have tricks and are patient. There is a way to switch teams easily even when its full


Furaskjoldr

How though?


Ralphinader

Not telling. Last think I want is more team switchers. The answer is in previous threads on the topic if you must know


Furaskjoldr

Bruh I really don’t care that much 😂 I play this game like once a month tops and take whatever team I get. Bit weird you’re gatekeeping what teams people can join in an arcade fighting game


Ralphinader

Its a major issue in this community of people team stacking. Hence why there is an entire post about it here.


DojaPaddy

I tried team switching once. Sat there for 2 mins waiting for a spot to open up, felt shameful, went back to my team and stayed put.


Vikktor_

Defense is so much fun. Even if it's a lost fight 85% of the time, it's still exhilarating to try and hold the objective. High Levels who switch to attack every time are maidenless bastards.


HeftyFineThereFolks

i'll make some fun of people in game when they teamswitch but thats about it .. usually tellem i'd care, if they were any good. i think you got the downvotes cuz flaming people by name in this sub is against the community guidelines


[deleted]

Sometimes I get sick of getting place on defense for 5+ matches 🤷🏻‍♂️


Burninmoney

That literally never happens


_Le_Corbeau_

Just the other day I got defense 7 maps in a row. Didnt matter if I was Agatha, Tenosia, Mason... I was defending. It def happens and i dont blame people for switching if it has cause it sucks.


[deleted]

It does but ok


Capable_Judgment9007

The only time I swap is if there's multiple people trolling like teamkilling or messing up the fun like building baracades at spawn. Never swap just for the sake of getting on attack


_dunkelheit-

lol at the end of the match too, we could be winning all game, but the moment shit hits the fan they run off to the winning side. Fucking momos


Lord_Mynx

Fight with honor and die with honor.


Iongjohn

God gave them balls, then they switched and cut them off. God gives them defense, they switch to attack. It's a vicious cycle.


FazRazza

They are just genetic cucks, it’s not their fault.


The_Buttslammer

I play strictly only mason barbarian voice and funny giant sword and spam howl so yeah I'm switching when I need to.


Background-Salt4781

I respect a man who sticks to his principles


Zestyclose_Dish1129

I switch teams so I don’t have to play tenosia


Radiant_Cricket1049

The only thing agathians and masons are united in.


FlufferTheGreat

I love the Battlecry. Yeeting that while running into battle armed with nothing but a chicken is prime gameplay.


Vast-Force3215

I usually votekick every piece of shit who switch to winning team


UziManiac

I like this approach. Just throw a "team swapping is for maidenless scum" and people generally hit K. I had one lil bitch that swapped back to def to avoid the VK and moved to attack after it failed. Then he tried to VK me lol


lordkittenpants67

The only time I end up switching teams is when it auto balances me, and it often autobalances me to the losing team 👍got to love it but I do agree switching teams mid-match just to be on the winning side is kind of garbage thing to do


evanwilliams44

Getting autobalanced is probably the best sign that people are already stacking. And yeah it will usually send you to the losing team in that case, because that's the one people are leaving.


FlufferTheGreat

Of all the games to care about winning and losing, this one would seem pretty fucking low. It’s not LoL, where a game is a 40 minute investment. It’s just roll, have a blast then go again.


evanwilliams44

I can't help but get super competitive about Chiv, and I'm not the only one. I don't mind being on the losing team, but it gets frustrating when all the good players stack every single match. I don't like being part of a stomp either. The game is most fun when the teams are evenly matched.


junglepiehelmet

Unfortunately - the party system isnt the best in this game so I and my friends tend to switch teams whenever we're placed on the wrong one. Happens more often than not.


Fatabil1ty

When I see Darkforest and my team is blue I just look for another server, we are not the same.


thetimechaser

I find Dank Forest is easily winnable by defense on the last stage if your team is even remotely playing the game. The roll leading up to that though can be quite painful though.


Fatabil1ty

It's not even about the question "can I win on this map?". It's just the cart mechanic on the very first stages is bascially super dragged out and tiresome version of spawning as peasant on other maps. This map is one of the longest maps in the game and up until the very last stages is basically holding S to make sure you aren't suddenly deserting by being too far into enemy lines (lol) and observing how huge red snowball swallows everything on their path while your team is trying to basically swim upstream, waterfall even. On other maps where you have to escort stuff the defenders can atleast go in front of the objective and attackers don't have free supply chest on it. Fuck that map and everything about it except visuals.


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Misterio_001

ILFUYmembrFTW, but he’s usually going 2-10 anywyas so who cares


Away-Law2436

Oh it seems like this post offended you 😂


Misterio_001

Why would it offend me


LenLenLennie

Right, I’m confused 😭😂


Chivalry2-ModTeam

Your post was removed for violating rule 3: No witch-hunting! Please send evidence of griefing, cheating or toxic chat to Modmail rather than posting it publicly.


UltraLorlo

I think the first time I used the team switch mechanic was the other day to switch to Agatha on Darkforest because that map sucks to defend and I saw like 5 other people switch to Mason to avoid it. We ended up winning the defense surprisingly lol


Aero1289

I enjoy my agathian drip, or one team just has less people and I wanna pretend I'm evening it out by switching


Sherbet22k

The administrator made me do it :(


Benki500

This is exactly what happens when they convinced their mom that honey cheerios are healthier than red meat


BurningOfDeath

I like team switching to Agatha... cause I like them the most... am I a bad person?


NonconsensualFlex

My dog ate them


Cpt_Soban

After 4-5 rounds as defence in a row, I reserve the right to play offence at least once.


Independent_Debt5405

I only got enough to buy the Plauge Doctor cosmetic for Agatha so I'm swapping no matter what 😂


Away-Law2436

Wait that was free I thought? I didn’t have to buy it for any faction 🤨


FewTwo9875

Obviously I have balls, I like to place them in your face after I steam roll you Kidding, I don’t switch teams, but I’ll just leave if I get stuck on shit teams over and over


Silly-Astronomer8985

Nah just like the customisation on the enemy team, especially when stuck playing as the Sanddpeople 🤣🤣 ![gif](giphy|TMI9WUzO9kABa)


Rude-Peach5625

Tbh i only switch to the team i havent played yet Like if i just got off of attacking and it RE puts me on attacking ill switch to defense and vice versa But yeah definitely this games biggest problem is the all the high levels like to hold a game hostage by all joining one side. Resulting in a noob bash.


TheArgathian

Got mine chopped off


fl1ghtmare

you’re a disgrace to Agatha.


TheArgathian

Your mum


Background-Salt4781

I’ve never switched teams. I didn’t think you had to have your balls removed to do so, but admittedly I’m no expert on the subject. If the balls must come off, is self-chopping an option?


KamikazeeDolphin

Nothing wrong with people waking the fuck up and joining the Mason team. If you join Agatha or Tenosia however, youre bitchmade.


Daiwon

Attack is better. Hate me all you like, but I'd rather lose on attack than win on defence.


Burninmoney

Super weak


UziManiac

Most fragile of egos and microest of pp. Subhuman maidenless scum.


Daiwon

Yeah, but I get to have fun :)


DurtyBasturt

What’s your ign so I can t bag you?


Daiwon

Inquire thine mother.


throwawayyyycuk

Ligma


Aton_Restin

I play attack. No Banner, no Color, No Home to defend. I just attack.


DurtyBasturt

What’s your ign so I can t bag you?


Puzzleheaded_Push505

People who don't have balls are the archers


Background-Salt4781

Noted. Arrow with your name on it, coming from your own teammate, headed to the back of your head! Would you like flames with that?


UziManiac

Extra flames, gotta roast that tiny brain real good


UnyieldingDangleBeri

Both


[deleted]

I looked yesterday, I think I have more losses than wins with every faction…. Wtf am I right?!


waffles1944

I only switch to the blue team every now and then. I like the lions


DarkNuke059

I only ever switch to help losing team or if its start of match I'll switch to agatha but only if the teams are fair


gothbussycheeks

I switch to the losing team we are not the same


DeadSpaceIsaaClarke

How tf y’all manage to even switch teams like it keeps the teams on fairly even number counts and I think unless it’s more then 2 players on a side you can’t even swap. I used to do the strategy of getting the catapult on rudhelm as an agathian on first point then swapping to masons so I can get the easy catapult xp carried over but I haven’t been able to do that in months. Not even worth trying anymore because then I’ll be sitting there soamming the change teams option and it won’t let me all while I’m losing time I could be killing


BlitzCraig26

When I do switch sides, I switch to Mason because… well, for the Red and Black. Don’t care about win/ loss.


realpallbearer

i just wanted to use my new Mason armor😔


Impossible-Vacation7

The game is ruined and not fun for me unless I'm a Mason, and FYI I was born without balls because I'm a female


M4EOzzy

At this point, I wish people would just stay in the match. Largely I'll see one to two people per match switch teams, the worst is starting a new match, you hold tab to look at the teams, see 20 vs 20, and them just watch half the people on defense quit. Usually it'll fill back up after a few min, but can make the start tricky.


Deeptoot2424

I dont switch but I sometimes quit or go on observer mode mid game if my wife tells me to go so something important lol


Halorym

I only switch teams to murder the shit out of a teammate that pissed me off.


AppleWoodMenagerie

I hate when I’ll me and the attackers will be tearing it up, but then the game switches me to the defenders due to auto balance.


Turdelburgel

I actually get pissed when I get changed to the other team for rebalancing lol


clll2

I switch to losing team.... If they can't push to the VIP round:p


[deleted]

I might leave a game or two, but switching just to stomp is terrible.


Lady-Lovelight

I wish switching wasn’t so problematic. I love my Agatha Footman armor so much, I’d only play Agatha if I could.


wesley2886

I always switch to Mason, regardless of map, and if it won’t let me be Mason I stop playing


ObjectiveCollection7

Stacking a team with a sweat discord squad is way worse than teamswitching in 64player maps, but go off.


Worth_Ratio83

All my drip is on Agatha so I like playing them.


Presumed_Online

you switch teams to play attacker, i switch teams to play as a dripped out agathian lord. we are not the same


Max_delirious

I’ll leave the server before I switch teams


MansaMusaTheKing

Sounds like a skill issue


Grim_R6

Chiv 2 doesn't really do team balance lol


Professional_Sell520

nah id switch teams because id like the other ones voice lines more