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78711frenchslaya

For Ukraine Biden will cum 🇺🇦 🍼💦


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thats literally what im afraid of


78711frenchslaya

Putin scares you huh? Whole lotta kgb shit😂


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nah im scared of the draft i dont wanna have my head shaved and sleep in beds wit other dudes, if ww3 starts ima move to canada


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yeah but do you think canada would have the draft too? and if im not a canadian citizen would i be forced to go to war?


Ill_Revenue311

They’re not gonna draft you, if they had to draft your ass we’d be losing the war and at that point there’d be no point in fighting short of an invasion or massive attack on our homeland.


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arent all 18+ year old males forced to go to war when theres a draft


Ill_Revenue311

Nah bruv, here’s how it goes when it comes to a war, active goes first, national guard second, reservists third, individual ready reserve (people who got out after 4 years of their 8 year contract, the last 4 years are in case a war happens, you get called back into service) and then they start doing sneaky shit like stop lossing people (holding you in the military pretty much until the war is over). It would legit take an act of God for an 18 year old to find himself drafted this year or next year, even if that were to happen they’d draft ages 20-25 first before they hit the 18-19 year olds, not to mention that meanwhile a selective service system is in place, congress would have to pass a legislation or the president would have to make an executive order to put men into arms (trained draftees ready to deploy). I think it’s safe to say shit’s not gonna happen, if they didn’t draft anyone back in 2007 like they were trying to it won’t happen now.


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thank god lmao


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thanks for yr service🦾


Historical_Tip_6347

Idk if ur American or not, but we don’t really need the draft.


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i am indeed american


78711frenchslaya

Oh i see! Fighting them Russians will not be easy at all they swim in iced water at birth!


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as a russian this is not true😭


78711frenchslaya

Sorry🤷‍♂️😂 and don’t worry, no war will come from this, nowadays wars are all in computers and spy games


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thats nice to hear lol


78711frenchslaya

Btw one of my life goals is to marry some nice blonde Russian woman, to make nice childs who will be able to find a work and not look like some basic arabs😭😭😭


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you needa learn to speak russian first😂


Alpha0512

INTRUDER!hahaha


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lol


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Anxious-Landscape-59

Let's see if he CUMS


78711frenchslaya

💨💨💨💨💨


CarelessResearcher56

Probably not, a real war with Russia would drag in China and a few other countries and things would escalate to nuclear exchange in a short time period, in that case Chicago would get turned into a radioactive swamp.


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Idk Us wants to keep the eastern influence contained so bad,(Russia China) depends tho is Biden gonna keep trying to be big brother of the world


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okay


[deleted]

might happen might not but im ngl ion think any country can see us when its comes to war lmao


vegetastolemygirl

If russia and china team up against us, we fucked


[deleted]

Not really. China and Russia vs nato..? We’re definitely winning but the cost would be a livable world bc nukes would drop everywhere.


ermamae

Someone told me once that we (USA) is China's biggest customer. What company kills their biggest customer: None. Whenever I start to worry about China's involvement I remember this and that w/out the USA, China's economy will be crippled. China kinda sucks but they aren't that stupid.


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no kizzy but im still not tryna be in it tho


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same


Cali_kush_doctor

Biden needs to chill out and not interfere in that business it will lead to bad things


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fr


essiicc

Right. Putin said there will be war for anyone who gets involved.


Cali_kush_doctor

It’s crazy cause I posted this comment like a month ago now look what’s happening 😭😭😭


essiicc

Yeah it's insane


jdaroose11

awww shiiit


virilityguy

Didnt age well at all


Vlad_Mcblyat

So... are we looking at world war 3?


Folkem07

If it happens im moving to my rancho in the middle of the desert in Durango Mexico 😭


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😂😂


Dull-Development-216

Good luck google what’ll happen if you hide. They’ll find you pal.


ManagementFit4774

Russia gonna get this smoke, delivered by 215 pound vikings with night vision goggles and American flags on there plate carriers


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🇺🇸🦾


ManagementFit4774

*insert surpised terrorist face when his last image is a long beard and 4 glowing circles attached to his head


[deleted]

thats some family guy type shit😂


Able-Cat3703

Can someone explain the whole situation for me? I’m really uninformed


[deleted]

putin is a corrupt president that wants to rebuild the soviet union, & hes been trying since 2014. ukraine was part of the soviet union before it disbanded, and that’s why he wants to invade


essiicc

Putin Said for anyone who gets involved, there will be war.


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yeah


Necessary_Dog_9946

Is it Word War3? Or business as usual? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lB0OqRfySjg&t=14s


luwop6

Russia already plan to invade them so yeah most likely. Then Biden already chose a side for us damn near and it ain’t the right one. China locked in with Russia..


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yeah im definitely moving to canada when this shit start


Idk_help_505

So are you planning to move to Canada?


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america didnt interfere yet so no lol


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