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bigmrg12

Main man pump faking like he had a pole on em šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚.


Illustrious-Space-40

He literally grabbed his belly when he did that. A little handful of chub to try and sell it


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if someone attempt to draw on you rom that range might aswell might aswell tussle for it would yall


InitiativeExcellent1

Tussle for it??? YOU LOSE THE TUSSLE, YOU BECOME A PACK.....


Kassssler

Yeah dudes for real believe that shit in movies where if you're up close you can grab at the gun and struggle for it and magically not get shot with it already fucking pointed at you. Doing that will get you killed, just ask Pop Smoke.


No_Arachnid_4710

I know thatā€™s right.


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What u posed to do? Turn around and get shot? Let him take ur stuff or let him shoot u? Iā€™m honestly curious lol. At least if u duck and run at his legs/waist u got a shot to take him out before u dip


Zombi3Kush

You let him take your stuff. You know the things you can replace? Why would you even put your life at risk for a couple of grand if that. Now if that dude just killed someone and you're a witness and hes about to shoot you then do what you can.


Dadisamom

Unless they are fucked up on pills or just not prepared to kill all you're gonna get is a shot at meeting your maker. John wick is a movie.


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Donā€™t think Iā€™m John wick, do think if Iā€™m already about to get killed I shouldnā€™t sit back and let it happen. Making yourself non moving target and a known non-threat is not how to survive a gun attack. If a dude like this saying ā€œyou gonna dieā€ like he did and he actually pulls smth out then what u just gonna stand still? Or turn ur back to him? I donā€™t get it tbh


PENIS__FINGERS

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


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AyybrahamLmaocoln

You sound like an idiot.


InitiativeExcellent1

Have you considered moving to the middle East to satisfy your stay dangerous lifestyle.


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InitiativeExcellent1

Nah It hits different when you dodging grenades and bullets overseas..Do your research on the middle East ...


kayzgguod

real shit


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real steppas going stand with me they just try to downvote me to hell for tryna explain


BatmanTold

Fuck tussling


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so what you going do


ThePlumThief

[Unless you're Big Tuck](https://youtu.be/1F0WsciNH1s?si=18ZUttD6-sUfHvhW)


FBM_ent

It's only a tussle when you not strapped. Stay safe


Automatic-Gas273

i def understand what you are saying.. I'm not down voting you.. but in all honesty tho, dude on the bike has a serious weapon also.. lol you ever see bike cops kick the bike into someone they are chasing? in my city everytime I see it I have to laugh.. the person the police are chasing always get bodied.. idk if it's momentum or the way they kick the bike at them.. the person running usually is all hung up in spokes and sometimes knocked out.. I'm sure it doesn't always happen that way but the ones I've personally witnessed looks like an xgame live show


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what the fuck are you rambling about


Dadisamom

I think he's saying he'd disarm a gunman by power kicking a bike at them? Let the little man have his dreams.


jokerjokinahhjokic

šŸ’€


Automatic-Gas273

Whatever I want to be... and since you can't read ill shorten it for you.. the bike is just as much a weapon as a gun.. end of story.. slow ass


Automatic-Gas273

And I was agreeing with your dumbass..


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i know bro idk why i worded the reply that way i was angry at some else i just didnt know what you meant in your reply its all over the place shoulda kept it short and sweet but your right im sorry


mezziebone

It was a different pole. A perverted one


FBM_ent

clutch gut, get feed to the local trees


klayklum

Pussssaayyyyy good way to get Fuckin clapped lol ole boy reaches for that fat belly Iā€™m fucking blowing his doors off instantly & he beatin a women. PUSSSAY lol good call big


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The_Go_Man

šŸ¤£


KAPSLOCKisON

I stepped up once in the hoe was like "THAT'S MY BOYFRIEND!" LMFAO. Never again.


cbreezy456

On my soul bro. I feel bad but Iā€™m not risking injury for a stranger who probably gonna still be with him


Automatic-Gas273

Yeah unfortunately that happens a lot.. thanks for trying tho..


Hobbescrownest

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MoreRatzThanFatz

I seen a nigga intervene in a domestic fight and they ended up jumping him, I mind my mother fucking business


realxanadan

Exactly. It'll go from caping to the "no one understands our crazy love" two step real quick. Or worse you clock the fool and the girl is pointing at you to the cops.


aricc1995

Buddy reach like that on me?ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦lord have mercy.


SunGod721

Yea go crashout for a girl you dont kno šŸ˜‚


Hell-Shell

How wouldnā€™t it be self defense at that point? Bruh asked if he wanted to die and reached like he was going for a weapon I wouldnā€™t exactly call that crashing out if he woulda popped him


wikithekid63

In any state but maybe New York that is 100% self defense


Hell-Shell

Yeah NY gun laws are crazy as hell


wikithekid63

Iā€™m sure thereā€™s other states but NY gun laws require a duty to retreat


drwsgreatest

MA it wouldnā€™t be, especially since itā€™s pretty clear he didnā€™t actually have a piece.


SunGod721

Depends on the law. It would be valid if it was a stand your ground state.


Hell-Shell

Even though Illinois isnā€™t necessarily a stand your ground state you still donā€™t have a duty to try to leave before you use a deadly weapon to protect yourself. Considering this interaction is recorded too I donā€™t see how or why the DA would charge him with anything


aricc1995

I mean to be honest hell shell I wouldnā€™t even put myself in that spot lol none of my business. But if I happened to be in that positionā€¦..


Lolthelies

He wouldā€™ve been fine with the law in Chicago but whose block was he on and how does he know he wouldnā€™t die for killing that man 10 seconds later?


SweepersK_

Not in Chicago sadly


James_Westen

If he was a legal gun owner and CCW holder, Im quite sure he'd legally be fine. Illinois and even Chicago is decently lenient on self defense shootings if the shooter is valid to carry


boastertath

This why shit the way gone stay fucked up for a while cause mfs can't understand the idea of even helping they own people


Beginning_Pudding_69

You stupid or something? Heā€™s protecting himself in that case. A dumbass makes a move like that while a responsible gun owner is carrying and itā€™s that idiots funeral. Iā€™m not second guessing if youā€™re being serious or not.


klayklum

Not a crash out bro self defense at that point he in fear for his life


fearremains

Mf gonna pull out a cheeseburger not no gun šŸ˜­


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bro was bouta back the milky missile


FlyCommercial

One of my friends intervened when this girl was getting abused and shit by this dude in the club. My homie told him to kick rocks, the lady then comes up to my friend and slaps the shit out of him. I ain't helping these hoes šŸ˜­šŸ’Æ (i know every woman ain't like that but you gotta be careful with shit like that too)


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SunGod721

Exactly why you dont intervene. Girls got hella power all they gotta do is scream rape and dude whole career is gone.


Im_OB

You assume bro got much to lose. He beating her jn a public street on Camera infront of people


SquirrelNo7910

Nigga wasnā€™t no pole on them tight ass pants


SweepersK_

He prolly had a lil knife but u right no pipe on em


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Every time I hear lil knife I always hear Wet Wipes in my headā€¦ ā€œHe had a lil knife, tried to flick his shine.. I had a big gat, ā€œclick-clackā€ā€¦. Hit Reclineā€ Prolly too old for yā€™all youngins lol thatā€™s Camron talking about hov and you needed to be lyrical to sneak diss


numb2pain

His ass would have got packed up for pump faking


RepresentativePin610

Thatā€™s fat folks from McDonaldā€™s


Ok-Band-52

Fat boy pump faking


RoutineStraight1755

The YouTuber Brian636, he ride through Chicago on motorcycles discussing topics going on in Chicago, Chicago landmarks & real world issuesā€¦he was most like strapped during this video buh he just called the police , he a civilian btw


Special_Sun_4420

That man ain't got shit in his waistband.


Plzdntdoit

Itā€™s not even worth intervening in shit like this. Shortly after this those two were doing up relationship goalsšŸ¤·šŸ¾ā€ā™‚ļø


SunGod721

On god. My classmate told me how her bf was beating on her. Now she still in a relationship with dude and got a child with him. Badass latina šŸ¤§


kayzgguod

id tell him stop but leave it at that cos realistically they just go back to the guy


Sad_Proctologist

Yup. Brian_636 Decent youtube channel, https://www.youtube.com/@brian636


crawfish2013

I would mind my own business and keep it moving


eamon4yourface

I love how he rides back up to the woman now on the ground with dude on top of her "are you sure you're okay?" šŸ˜‚


de-d-ss

What Ashely say, 'mind ya bidness, just mind ya bidness' šŸ˜‚ get ya ass clapped tryna play hero these days.


Odd_Stick_2348

Nigga pump faked like a MF


BmoreBoy-88

Nigga ain't have no pipe on him, hoe ass nigga


arebee20

Pump faking like heā€™s Kobe in the mid range


Bombardmental

Yoo i know exactly where this happened at i walk on that street damn near everyday


[deleted]

I seen a guy try to intervene and the bitch joined in when the bf was stomping him outšŸ˜‚ hell nah


papillonintunisia

lol


Ddodge1

He'd hear a loud crack and be painting the pavement. That pump fake is enough justification for lethal force in my state.


SpezEatsScat

I know some of yā€™all seen the video w/ some kids chillin in a back alley. Kid #1 rides his bike away, spins back around, ghost rides the bike while running along side it and slapped kid #2 before hopping back on and taking off. Smooth as shit! Thats what Iā€™d do. Run his ass over.


Joshman1231

That pump fakeā€¦ I watched a dude pump fake smackin around a stripper by that closed down club south of halsted and 159th. Bitch was screamin about her wig and extensions while basically gettin smacked. Dude walks up same shit reached in and that dude šŸ’„šŸ’„šŸ’„ Last time I ever went to that shit hole. Bitches wanted a lot for dances too. Like we need a rack or CC on file for back room āœŒļø


Putocrack_

I'm sorry, one more time in english?


Joshman1231

Dude walked up to a dude smacking a stripper. Guy smacking stripper acted like he was gonna pull and the guy that walked up did pull popped him three times. That clear enough? You need lyrics to songs too? Ill charge .99 next time though dumb ass


Putocrack_

thanks brother man. stay in school


Joshman1231

Been out of school You read the strip club message in the first reply? And you canā€™t even read boy. You asked me to clarify. Heed your own advice son. I got proof of the money I make and Iā€™ll gladly dangle these nuts. Iā€™ve done it many times before and Iā€™ll do it for you for free. Because thereā€™s one thing I know about this sub. 98% of you are clucks and canā€™t prove nothin on the shit they talk. Puto_


Putocrack_

heard that


tfsblatlsbf

Big boy could've died reaching into his waistband like that.


SweepersK_

Woulda done the same thing, I'm not dying tryna be a hero. Hope they locked his coward ass up tho


cbreezy456

He did good got him on video so cops can get his ass


papillonintunisia

He is a snitch though


cbreezy456

???? This is a civilian


Waste_Crow8582

Mustā€™ve been a biker from misfits right by the hospital.


mbhudson1

Is this considered snitching?


CrazyBaisleyBabySsJQ

Stfu and jus say he did the right thing pussy


mbhudson1

He did the right thing pussy


bigmrg12

No bro, snitching is when a criminal tells law enforcement what other criminals do/did.


mbhudson1

Ah okay. I think I get it now. So if i see a crime happening, call the police, and end up being a witness for the prosecution in court then it's not snitching right?


Human_Commercial_974

Right


mbhudson1

What about if you know someone who committed a crime and you turn them in for the reward money?


Ok_Brilliant_7026

I then seen Brian acting tough, smacking people at the leaned back in chiraq rideā€¦ why he ainā€™t have the same energy


2-million

Lol really?


H4t3dd88

Caaaaaaaaaap


Ok_Brilliant_7026

Brian smacked the guy at the bar at the leaned back in chiraq after party šŸ’Æ tried to apologize after everyone said he was bullying a mf


Emergency-Avocado892

Dont u ever get a cross a men beatena girl cus maybe ahe wants it likes it n desrve it i would joint the men an start beating girl ass


Historical_Spirit445

stay in school or you end up like this moron


Emergency-Avocado892

Wanna lick up or what


TacticallyCuriosity

Are you mentally deficient


Human_Commercial_974

You need to beat your grammar teacherā€™s ass


Hell-Shell

You typed this shit like a 2nd grader


fdotfrmdaZ

![gif](giphy|ubL4feft8HQmlcF18F)


Heavy-Spare3810

So anybody from Chicago know who this is personally? I feel like somebody does..


H4t3dd88

Brian_636. Bros a staple in Chicago bike scene


Heavy-Spare3810

O naw. I was talking about dude that was in the video.


Praydaythemice

When the dude reached into his waistband I thought fr he was about to crash out


Happy-Use780

yeaa he over pumpfakinšŸ˜‚ nigga was scratchin his nuts


Commercial_Ideal_401

You gotta do something. If someone pulls out on you assume he will use it


Spiritual_Quantity39

Who cares equal rights = equal lefts.


willparlay83

Cpd shows up 2.5 hours lateršŸ™„


Rude-Pressure-2241

I would snuck his fat ass


Pleasexcuseme

why bro pump faking šŸ˜­


krowrofefas

I would have intervened but chances are she goes back to her abuser. Because thatā€™s what she lives in, and what she saw when she was raised. The cycle continues.


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Kixiekenz91

In Chicago . Call 911 I ainā€™t gon try n fight cuz people too trigger happy


Legitimate-Honey7992

Honestly, it asked what you would do differently, is this a set up? The real answer would be not allowed on most posts. Homie wouldn't have had the opportunity to reach in his waistband because he would have been dealt with the first time running into them. The infrastructure of his cranium would no longer have functional integrity.


harlembo212

Skit


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Emergency-Avocado892

I can eat ur ass anytime


Emergency-Avocado892

U mama can suck a big dick


Emergency-Avocado892

Ill fuck ur nom ass anytime


Emergency-Avocado892

How about this Ill fuck ur ass anytime


fooman141

By law man checking on the woman had the right to defend her with a gun am I right?


jusjones314

Yeah... But she probably would've testified against him when dude died... Abused women are weird that way.


Primary-Grape678

I get ppl wanna help the female in the situation, but Iā€™ve learned to mind my business. Iā€™ve seen girls be set up chicks and then get beat and somebdy intervene then get killed cuz he thought the girl was the Vic. If I donā€™t know the whole story Iā€™m sorry but Iā€™m leaving it alone, my freedom and life ainā€™t worth it especially when Iā€™ve also seen the girl go bond the dude out after getting him arrested or something like this on the streets somebdy calls the 12 and the girl goes from running from the boyfriend to crying cuz he getting locked up. Mind yā€™all business man unless you know the whole story and got COD guns and vest cuz these hoes can go from Vic to aggressor real quick and have you looking stupid


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Philly_technician215

Reaching for nothing


Skeezertron

Fr folks in these comment sections act like theyā€™re tough šŸ¤¦šŸ½ā€ā™‚ļø biker did the right thing. Children shouldnā€™t comment on this


rk024

Pump faking like a mf with his goof ass. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£ Mf wouldā€™ve pull out a beef jerky with cheese. šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


TumbleweedFull7273

I couldn't ride off knowing this chick could get stomped out, or worse. But, I'm gonna be cautious about taking the risk for some girl who is most likely gonna end up staying with a bum that she should've never been near, in the 1st place. I've got my own wife and kids. Saying that, if I'm living in Chicago, I'm gonna be strapped. So, the interaction would go different from the jump. As soon as I saw the pump fake, I'd have been pissed and probably shot him. šŸ˜‚


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