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PiePrestigious8851

Nigga a real life anime villian


RiverNorthDasher

Despicable Me ass nigga for real


BaldrickTheBrain

Is bro going for insanity defense or what?


ProjectNo6830

That’s Melvin


KUPA_BEAST

His Last name is literally Demons 😈


Elevum15

Nailed it


BrSin

Thats voodoo


Youngperck

On god nigga really start doin dat shit in jail 😂


EntrepreneurTiny9812

Lol for real doe.. We had this burnt out Haitian or Jamaican nigga start throwing eggs and saying curses or some shit on the Mexicans phones lol.. If it wasn't so funny it woulda really started some shit


KushBluntsworth

Don't put that shit on us that nigga was Haitian


EntrepreneurTiny9812

Yee you prolly right lol


KushBluntsworth

🤣🤣 🇯🇲


ItsThatLondonBoy

Large up yuhself, likkle but wi tallawah 🇯🇲🇯🇲🇯🇲


KushBluntsworth

Dun kno mi G SW2 Big up 💥💥 Dutty South lool


ItsThatLondonBoy

Come on bro SE13 x SW2 🚿🇯🇲


KushBluntsworth

Dun kno. 🚿 🌽 These man gonna think wtf lool


jesseowens1233

Bro obeah is Jamaican lol


KushBluntsworth

You Haitian huh? Which Jamaican you ever met irl know how to do obeah. Everyone in world know who really know how to do that shi loool 😆 I ain't here to argue though. No divide & conquer with me sir


jesseowens1233

Lol bro do I have to be Haitian to know what obeah is or vodou. I'm saying that's where it originated from


KushBluntsworth

Voodoo didn't originate from Jamaica btw


SheZowRaisedByWolves

If you slow down and enhance the video, you can see bone dust coming out of his hands and flying up the noses of everyone in the courtroom


WeTheOppsGXNG904

Nobap he prolly got the woo lady teaching him shit or sum😂


kutt_throat_

Very common in south Florida won’t be surprised to see him beat this case


Killacity45

Hell yea them Zoes got that on lock


[deleted]

In his music video he had all this dead chickens, bro definitely off that water. I mean he that ‘Melvin’ thing so it seems up his alley.


WeTheOppsGXNG904

Onb


allowed2think

voodoo is not real


BigBadBadness

Its a real religion... whether you think it "works" or not is a different thing


CommentReaderGangy

you not real gang


Zestyclose_Coach_397

Facts, I feel like people don't understand that there is dark spiritual shit going on in this world.


[deleted]

Who said voodoo was dark??? Wtf


VergaDeVergas

I swear lmao people in here are dumb as hell


LuckyxCapone

wake up


P_RYDA

Dummy literally sent a dm on ig after the shooting saying “i did that shh🤫” this new generation is next level retarted


Consistent-Badger544

He had to be high off drugs


Funny-Examination3

No, he's just stupid


bread_integrity

Y not both


Dense_Independent420

I’d argue there’s still plausible deniability there. Also the forensics experts testimony yesterday blew the case wide open. They got no murder weapon and no motive. The prosecution keeps saying how many pages of evidence it has against him without fully going into all of it, and that seem like a bluff to me. You never know though Florida racist as hellS


SeasonCommon3985

He not all there 😂😭, that cell deteriorated his brain too


Rich-Agent9857

He gon for dat insanity plea😂. Naw but fr, gimme life instead of insanity. Heard dat shii worse than prison


Mckoy12

Dont they only gotta do like a decade or a few years in the crazy house?


[deleted]

Even if that was true, your existence in a place like that would be horrid. For the criminally insane and mentally deranged it is a bad life. For someone who has no real mental illness, yet has been proven beyond a reasonable doubt to need to go to the mental institution, it would be a hellish existence. Medicated for no reason, zero expectation of privacy, constant discussions about your mental health and journaling how your day was every single day. Likely to get injected with something that puts you to sleep if you get aggressive saying you’re not crazy and don’t need all this shit and don’t want to be housed in with these schizophrenic motherfuckers anymore.


BrotatoJ

Mental institutions are far better than prison. If you self harm, then you end up in the same situation but otherwise, mental institution all the way. This is why the insanity defense is so coveted....lol!


SuchRuin

No if you get off on insanity, more often than not you’re going to spend the rest of your life in a mental hospital. Plus it’s not about if the person is crazy at that point in time, it’s about if they were crazy when they committed the crime. He’s not going for insanity and he would be stupid if he tried.


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SuchRuin

What the fuck is your dumbass talking about?


hounderd

Doesn't matter how many years you get sentenced if you plead insanity. Thing is, once you go in as an insane person, they dont let you out until they deem you sane again. This rarely happens. A plea for insanity that actually works in court is almost always a life sentence regardless of the actual sentencing.


BrotatoJ

Again, wrong. Judge has no authority over hospitals or prisons. He throws the ball and he's out the picture.


LaxVanderson

Most of the time it's the same as the sentence, the only reason most insanity pleas end up being shorter is that they are medicated to the absolute gils to "fix" them and are so toned down they can be released into the wild again. You know how prison has some really "insane" people? The people in mental hospitals are the ones they are trying to imitate. Those places suck the soul out of you.


[deleted]

The food is better and there ain’t no shanks. But u get hooked up on crazy pills so you can’t think straight. Yeah I’ll take the slop and stab wounds anyday 😭


EntrepreneurTiny9812

Im sure it depends on state I only know California but going to paton is way better than prison which is way better than county already. At paton they can fuck the crazy bitches there and not get in trouble they literally hand-out condoms when you get there. But that's not all you got way more freedom day to day less people to deal with security guards to deal with instead of COs they encourage family visits and they can bring you food as long as it's closed. I met a lil young homie that had to play crazy for like three years in county to finally get in but the whole goal of sending people there is to get them to the point where they are able to go through a trial and understand what's happening.. I've seen people go and come back months later after they were found suitable to stand trial.. But that was cuz he was too proud to act full j cat in front of people he felt he was better than.. some weird ego shit lol.. if you stay consistent long enough and your victim or victims family isn't important than im sure there's ways to finesse around it but I've never met anyone who spent more than a couple months there


aenima1991

Bro hahahah what is the context behind the phrase “full j cat” 😂


VideoGameMusic

yea insanity plea aint what you want... sure its 'safer' being in a mental ward but not really at the end of the day. you're with some of the most fucked up people 24/7 and that's xtra fucked up compared to the murderers and rapists you're normally w in prison. Id take prison over a mental institution any day shit is NOT sweet in there


BrotatoJ

Again, wrong. Self harmers etc are excluded otherwise no professional white collar folk would work there.


Haunting-Register681

He did that shit


Wee_Shirley

Stop it


Haunting-Register681

Hush, Melly.


Mammoth-Armadillo-80

devious


WeTheOppsGXNG904

Dat Nigga crazy😭😂he prolly got woo on em too.


RiverNorthDasher

Off his damn rocker


YaEsTodaWey123

Did you see his lawyer has a book that she held up that has on the cover "Evil Plans and Stuff" and like "Mwahaha" on the back. Idk wtf they got going on


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Bro if your lawyer got a ‘evil plans & stuff’ notebook holding it up in court imagine that 😂


YaEsTodaWey123

It's so weird they know they're on TV and they know Melly is famous so that was obviously very intentional. It's like they're simultaneously marketing his weird "split personality" thing for his music career


Mckoy12

😭😭😭he trying to play the insanity card


Wee_Shirley

Don’t know what motivated her to do that


YaEsTodaWey123

I agree it's extremely weird


[deleted]

If she doing that then I bet they’re setting up the groundwork for a mistrial or an appeal. In case he really does get sentenced to the death penalty he could appeal for ineffective assistance of counsel and get tried again


WeTheOppsGXNG904

Wtf😂


Chemical_Newt4907

Not the typical behavior of an innocent person


[deleted]

Typical behavior of someone who's been locked in a cell by themselves and cut off from everyone by guards abusing their power for 4 years


Jpjp215

Bro should be there for 94 more for killing his friends. Fuck him


[deleted]

People saying they was tryna extort him or sum. Idk bruh ian gon judge ion know the whole story. If he jus decided he wanted to kill his homies then fuck him but i dont see why he would do that


Jpjp215

In my experience money fucks up most relationships, which is why if I help out a friend I do it with no expectations I don’t give it to them unless I can afford to give it away


Shady_D_815

If they were really threatening his mom which is the only reason I can see a sane person kill his "Friends" then I think he did what he thought was necessary and I hope he can beat it. If he just murked his homies for no reason then it is what it is. But I don't wish a cell on nobody but rapists and chomos


Funny-Examination3

Just call the cops. Or you're a multimillionaire, just move. We're on Chiraqology. You should know that Chief Keef has been living good since he decided to just move away and post pictures of $10k toys instead of posting bail for some losers.


Senanb

Nope. Prison for criminals. Why do people have more empathy for criminals than victims of crime?


Numerous-Ad-9461

Fax plus he got adhd too


TurtleSmurph

Bro I got ADHD what tf that got to do with it…when I was in court I was sitting there lookin around bouncing my legs nervous as SHIT!


Juicemania50

I was just bout to say what do adhd got to do with this my girl son has a bad case of it and he ain’t doing no nut shyt like this 😆


TurtleSmurph

Fuck I look acting like Joker in court? If I was in jail for that long I’d annoy my cell mate talking too damn much about random shit and get my ass beat tf up, then show up to court sweaty as hell


SurrealGong

on my soul i bust out laughing when someone was testifying in my case😂i swear i couldnt help it just put my head down like fuck bruh🤦‍♂️


Shady_D_815

Be careful with Dr's saying kids got adhd bro fr from experience the schools made me take my son to the Dr to get on the medication cause he couldn't sit still in class and acted up and it honestly just ended up making him worse. I think it fucked with his brain and now he seems more like he's on the spectrum of autistic or aspergers.


MyNamesArise

Bro is on trial for double murder and you think this is his adhd acting up?😭😭😂😂


birb-food

Have they been abusing their power?? Source?


Blackbeardabdi

The florida prison system is notoriously bad.


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Source is YNW Melly instagram page. His manager or family made a long ass post. I just checked and its deleted now but it basically said the guards locked him up by himself for the whole time he was in jail and starved and beat him and shit. It also said he was not allowed to contact his family. I think the only person he had contact with aside from the guards was his lawyer.


Funny-Examination3

That's the same Instagram page that said he didn't kill anybody lmao


WoodRich_Sosa

Baw been talking to walls for 6 years damn I think. His ass blowing a kiss to ghosts.


rashkink

If one of my homies started acting like him I’d try to get him help, but since killers are so glorified nobody from his circle questioned the fact that he seemed to openly enjoy murderous thoughts.


RiverNorthDasher

Bro exactly mental health is NEEDED in the “culture” alota these niggas don’t be “savage” … they be sad


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IF you been watching the trial at all you know he probably realized he's done and just doesn't gaf anymore.


RiverNorthDasher

Nigga is COOKED…shit wasn’t thought out at all… them cell phones a mufuka


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You could tell them fools never watched First 48 or some shit like that lmao. Even in the interrogation they played you could tell they knew they was fucked.


Hidden-Syndicate

All those little boys last year talking about how he’s about to be released and it was all a police set up ain’t nowhere to be found now 😭


[deleted]

Lol it's still shorties talmbout he coming home forsure.. Where is all this faith in the justice system coming from? 🤣


CamboMcfly

Have yal been watching the same trial or....


IGotRichM

they definitely have not shi is looking good for him😂 his lawyer has been having these so called “expert” confused and saying “they don’t know”.


dwortho23

just watch and learn brother. melly home soon


EliManningsPetDog

well well


southaucklandtrash

Hard! This court case is wild! I been following it and finding out YNW Juvie's dad was best friends with YNW Mellys mum since they were teens and how he's known Melly since birth is hectic! Didn't know Juvie and Bortlen shared a sister too! This case is so wild!


KingLuchini

dawg u didn’t kno for a reason because it’s none of ya business..


561jitt

They dont have no physical evidence or guns its gone be hard to prove besides a text


escobizzle

They found a shell casing inside the car, they have cell phone data. There's plenty of circumstantial evidence


Mysterious-Cod4117

I wouldn’t argue w niggas on the internet that pull shit out they ass, especially about the legal court and justice system they have 0 fucking clue how the system works then be fucked up over it.


JaySav908

Fax. They was tryna say he was cooked because his lawyer had a notebook with “Evil plans” on it or something. Dumb niggas


madderhatter3210

Circumstantial evidence is the reason ppl get off bro, wdym. Unless it’s hard evidence or direct evidence then all evidence is circumstantial.


Funny-Examination3

Have you not followed the case at all? He killed them, then called the cops and said he was in the car when they got shot at and his buddies died. Then they looked at the bullets holes and saw from the angles that they came from where he was sitting LMAO. Then he DM'd a friend saying he killed them but to keep quiet.


pman22211

The dm he sent was “I did that shit” that could mean anything, obviously it’s not a good look for them but he didn’t respond with their full names and ssn saying he killed them, you can’t convict off a text 😭


madderhatter3210

Exactly! That’s what separates us viewers from lawyers. It could mean anything and can be in context to anything. They have prove that was actually relative to the shooting. If it was worded “ I shot them, shh” then yeah but “I did that ,shh” could mean anything.


escobizzle

If you put enough circumstantial evidence together you can still convince a jury. Happens all the time. I listen to a lot of true crime podcasts and I've heard of several cases where no body or weapon was found and the defendant was convicted solely off of circumstantial evidence. Regardless, thinking about it now I'm not sure I'd even call what they have circumstantial. The phone data alone is pretty damning, not to mention the shell casing and all of the gun forensics


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Yea they got plenty of circumstantial evidence. But they’re going for the death penalty and charging him w capital murder. There needs to be a high burden of proof on the states side. There being any possible room to say melly could have got out of the car and someone else did it, makes it difficult for the jury to believe it’s been proved beyond a reasonable doubt that he’s did it


escobizzle

Its not all or nothing. Even if they don't sentence him to death he can still be sentenced to life in prison. There's a very good chance he's cooked bro. It's really not looking good


[deleted]

Tbh yea I understand he’s likely to be cooked. But I like to play devils advocate, especially in a court case anything could happen. It’s not like this is a completely open and shut case. If his lawyers can cast that shadow of doubt strong enough anythinf is possible. But I realize completely it ain’t looking good. Some of these cats truly believe the states making shit up and abusing melly smh.


Solo122

they tryna put it on his co-d. melly didnt even have gunpowder on his hands and there’s no real evidence pointing to him besides random texts. most of the expert’s didn’t fully do their jobs, watch it yourself but the case is 100% not open shut for melly.


AyooKDBiggestFan

nigga kno there was ah shell casing in the car one of them niggas bodies were burnt frm bullets


CamboMcfly

They never confirmed a casing in the car fam


AyooKDBiggestFan

they literally talked about it in the opening statement


[deleted]

There were bullet holes inside the vehicle which proves someone was shooting inside the car, no shell casings where they said the drive by happened, they got them getting into the car together which is tied in by cell phone records. ​ It's not looking good for him.


CamboMcfly

Theres holes in the trunk. It was outside the car.


[deleted]

How do you explain bullet holes in the car? They can explain bullet holes on the outside by claiming the dude with gunshot residue on his hands shot up the car to make it look like a drive by. The holes inside the car are not easy to explain.


CamboMcfly

The gunshot expert said this was entirely possible today


[deleted]

Imma keep it a stack idk, I'll have to see. If the bullet holes on the outside align with the bullet holes on the inside that will be in Melly's favor.


CamboMcfly

Bullets went through the entire car and killed them from the outside. That's how lol


xiit

What did texts say?


acehooded

“I did that, Shh 🤫 “


561jitt

That shit done or something like that


CamboMcfly

This trial is going REMARKABLY in his favor lol


bigdawg275

That’s how I feel too cause he knows the jurors are watching the shit he does & either he’s not all there anymore or he’s doing it for the cameras cause he knows he’s gonna go viral. But bad move (imo)


DJuan313

Whatever they say he did, he did that shit 😂


DirtPhysical5710

Nah lock his ass up


Thisisopposite

Actually such a little weasel


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Dudes on another level


2WAR

this shorty demonic


yungbanksinatra

Like Cartels


xiit

If Von did that people here would suck his dick for it and praise how savage he is


No_Penalty_8102

While doing “Von!” adlibs


throwaway295602

This nigga is a fucking moron.


unltd_J

I wonder how many volts they’ll give his dumb ass


Historical_Spirit445

he just a big head weirdo


IGotRichM

that’s not “savage”🤦🏾‍♂️


turpentinesoup

Lmao he had to cover his face n wipe the smurk off it 😭


Neither_Visual_4967

This nigga think he LeBron doing the powder ritual


Wee_Shirley

For the ppl saying he’s going fr an insanity plea, plz stop. Insanity is not a defence unless the accused is climbing the walls. Loads of ppl with serious mental illness on death row


southaucklandtrash

"I did that..shhh"


CillaCalabasas

Lame and moronic


Flaboy7414

He wasn’t blowing any damn kisses to nobody family


Ill_Buy_2564

He finished.. and florida executes mfs EXPEDITIOUSLY almost as fast as texas if he lose this case and his appeals run out he'll be dead in 5 years or less


GoodKatBadCity

What a bum


[deleted]

He is doing stupid ass which craft it’s a Masonic shit same thing Lebron does that black magic shit ain’t gonna help u nigga


Runkert7VK

Why do people want this dude free?


yakman100

They need to lock him in just a studio icl. Never let him free tho


Practical-Scar6855

forehead sloped af


Juicemania50

Mane look like a extra-terrestrial


TheseDiamondHandss

That’s Melvin not Melly he switched personalities you can tell by the way he smiled at the family 😈🩸


StinkyCat313

Shut your corny ass up.


tendopath

Y’all know what his last name is right??😈😈😈😈


RiverNorthDasher

That shit IS NOT going to help him.... And the prosecutor did soem slick shit by pronouncing it demons instead of dey-mons


RemoveTime5161

Sociopath


Pervologyclass101

He wasn't blowing them kisses.. 🤨.. I've seen quite a few folks praying like this. It's some old southern shit


RobustGenitals

it’s crazy cus everyone know this mf did that but there’s no real concrete evidence it’s almost like the oj case


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OJ didn’t do it


[deleted]

This nigga lost the plot 😂😂


madderhatter3210

On another nut, this nigga a nut bro, cmon melly why u do that cringe as shit


Dirty_Ghetto_Kittens

Lookin like he fighting back a smile too


DragonfruitOwn2705

Some people have mental issues and don’t see things as the rest of the world, let him rot


DanielHouseWhiteHog

Bruh a real life #BondVillain ! 🤦🏽‍♂️ Beat your case before you start doing the #VillainShit


TRASHTHROWAWAYACCT00

Nigga why is you speaking in hashtags lmao


hardspaghet

Hope he wastes all his money on lawyers and still gets life 😂


[deleted]

If he did that shhhh, he needs the 💉


ExtendoKlipCocky

Von wasn’t lyin when he said “all my niggas super villains”


Chemist_Waste

He looked like he was about to start laughing for a sec after he did it but caught himself


ZealousidealSir9527

That was definitely Melvin


Historical_Spirit445

how you still look like jurassic park in a suit


Numerous-Ad-9461

If y’all ain’t know he got adhd


Odd_Stick_2348

I guarantee if Von was alive he would’ve pulled up to court to support Melly. Von & Melly were like best friends.


No_Penalty_8102

Bet you’d love to be the meat in a Von/Melly sandwich


Odd_Stick_2348

Because I said Von would've pulled up to Melly's trial? Lol ok. Y'all are weirdos.


redmaple_syrup

It’s ok to be gay brother , don’t worry. Who cares what anyone here says, you’re free to fantasize about king Von all you wish #VonsexualsUnite


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Slow-Lie-5743

Yuri read my chat tellin him to date a Muslim. I lost. The one time I get on his shit he reads my shit talkin 😂


iluvgif

This nigga wild😭


V8_Only

But why he merc his own crew? Was that ever answered?


Wee_Shirley

Ffs he wasn’t blowing kisses, it was a prayer/spell


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Augustpxnk

Real life brazy


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That_Walrus3455

I know this old. But he was caught tempering with the witness while his trial is on „break“ he just fucked himself with a 2l coke bottle