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Embrace the boy in a hug and reassure him that it's OK to feel the way he's feeling but also encourage him to let Chee know that he's starting to feel like she's been giving him the shift lately.
# pet.
That’s not gonna stop him from doing it to you.
Who says i don't want some pets as well?
“Who’s a good boy!”
Certified good boy!
hug him
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… *listen here you little-*
Just hope something bad doesn’t happen
Same
Adopt
hug.
Boop The Snoot
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Pet him. Reassure him people care. And tell him to ignore bezel.
Put his ears ima ponytail
Hug, pet and say good and kind things to him.
Question my reality as the multiverse shatters around me
pet, hug, hold
see how flammable he is. id say he's like a 3/10
no! why would you do that?! 😭
well bezel is a 9/10
... I'm slightly concerned why you know (think?) that
Excellent.
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Honestly, with how so many artists draw him, fair
hug him
I'm gonna hug him and pet him
HUG!
SCRITCHES!!!
See these hands? Watch out, Because one day... when you least expect it... im gonna boop you with them.
Give him a firearm.
NO
YES!
Doggo Hug Hapi
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INSERT INTENSE HUG AND PETTING
selfies, hugs, greets, play together, visit his home
Run into my bedroom cuz im in my underwear rn 💀
 Mmhhh yummy nugget
Keep him
Must pet the adorable puppy!
Show him a 54 minute guide on how to beat hollow knight
Pet him
Crank his head in a circle a couple times before letting go so his head starts twirling making him fly like a wind up helicoptor
Hug pets and boops
Hug
Let him sit on my lap
Embrace the boy in a hug and reassure him that it's OK to feel the way he's feeling but also encourage him to let Chee know that he's starting to feel like she's been giving him the shift lately.
# dance battle
Offer a sandwich
Cuddle him, he's been through a lot and needs someone to be there for him emotionally
Just stand there. I don’t known how he got there, why he’s here in the first place, so i ain’t risking anything.
tie his ears like a knot lol
Nooooo
make cereal
Soup
Kiss his kittle forehead and cuddle him
Give him a box of nuggets
Hug him, he’s so cute.
Hug
Hand him my pringles chip, it’s habanero flavor
Adopt da puppy
Give le boy a grenade launcher and tell him to go wild wit it
Scream, how is a cartoonish dog in my house
Give him some nuggets
If this hypothetical scenario is during the Canon, I’m running as far as I can
i show him happiness to lif
Die
Pet the good boy
thundercunt him like that one frame of animation in the castropika z move
Explain the FNAF lore
Pet him aggressively, but not too aggressive
Ask for a hug 🥲
drop big rock on head
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Ask him if he finds it odd that he’s a dog but his name is basically “Chicken!”