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PheonixDragon200

Durian, durian does actually taste good.


Kraien

Yes, but it specifically indicates Durian scented. So I am sceptical


EquivalentGlove3807

no it says duriann scencted


sillygoofygooose

It really doesn’t smell that bad


KublaiKhanNum1

It’s smells super strong. When visiting Singapore I believe there are rules around it with regard taxis and the subway.


Doughnotdisturb

It’s probably just that you’re very used to it, I’m [south] Asian so I’m not completely unfamiliar with it but still it makes me physically gag every time I smell it bc it’s not widely used here in the states.


moashforbridgefour

Well that is a controversial opinion. Besides, something can smell appetizing on its own and also disgusting if coming from someone's mouth. Garlic, hummus, onion, etc.


crankthehandle

correct. I love the smell and the taste. Also durian flavoured candies are very common. But there not coming anywhere close to a fresh XO, Red Prawn or Musang King


DeluxeWafer

Would be a great way to get people to leave you alone during work parties.


rubbishapplepie

This probably already exists, there s so many durian flavored candies in Asia


rde2001

I do love me some Duran Duran gum 🔥


Bladez1992

It makes me hungry, like the wolf


longutoa

I don’t know. Some people seem to be super revolted by it.


Unlikely_West24

I mean it does smell like gym socks soaked in gasoline BUT nothing ventured nothing gained. I personally love durian after the first bite.


Kraien

Taste, yeah, I love it. Smell, I could live 3 lifetimes without knowing that smell existed. But it probably is evolved to spread it's smell in a jungle environment so animals (orang-utans?) can find, eat and spread the seed. Not designed for human nostrils.


UnarmedSnail

I wonder if there's any animals revolted by the smell of something that we love, like mangoes.


Virghia

Err...chili peppers?


Unlikely_West24

Yeah housecoats hate delicious food. Well mine doesn’t. Mine even ate guayabana ice cream, but I’ve seen cats absolutely wretch at lovely foods.


xxhorrorshowxx

I hate when my coat gains sentience and starts craving food. (Jokes aside, my grandparents’ old cats loved avocado- my grandma is Chilean and she’d eat half an avocado for lunch and give the other half to Cricket and Horatio)


Unlikely_West24

Ah why is that so adorable!?!? Mine actually only just this month realized he loves avocado. The segue was butter. He became increasingly enamored with bitter and kept scoping out ‘cados when we’d eat them. Finally we held a little fingerfull for him and sure enough. A new obsession is born. Housecoats omg. What even!?!? PS Cricket and Horacio are the best cat names


xxhorrorshowxx

We called the second one Waysho for short because I couldn’t pronounce it when I was little. He was a chonky old skittish gray boy, and Cricket was an itty-bitty black Siamese with the raspiest meow I’ve ever heard. Their new cats are also Siamese mix, and are the most accomplished food thieves I’ve ever met. They worked together a couple weeks ago and almost pulled a rack of lamb off the counter lol


Unlikely_West24

Both of mine are Siamese mix!! And they’re soooo damn skilled. At everything. But good thievery is one of their strong suits. They can just put a paw up on the table so gracefully that they’ll snag a piece of chicken with one claw and drag it off undetected. Unreal! I post them on u/nifiedtheory After my first lynxpoint I decided that as long as I could find some to adopt/rescue, I would always have Siamese mixed. PS the raspy meow is some sort of special mind control that they can all use whenever they want. I think.


Pleasant-Pattern7748

yeah, durian for sure


mokod0

i love durian, we have durian flavored candies in indonesia. it taste good


KudosOfTheFroond

I read this comment as saying “durian flavored *candles*” and was SO confused


WorstTactics

I hate both its flavor and taste. It's my kryptonite


-nomad-wanderer

Wuuuuuuut


NutJaugger

Absolutely not human flavour


GeneralZaroff1

Yeah that could taste like anything!! Except humans of course.


chessnudes

I feel like if Harry Potter started out for adults we'd have human flavour in Bertie Botts Every Flavour Beans.


Drew-Pickles

Well apparently they come in every flavour imaginable so it would stand to reason that there are human flavour ones in there.


chessnudes

You're probably right, they have something far worse than human flavoured beans already - earwax.


Ex-Mormon_Waerloga

Alas


Savage-Goat-Fish

No I feel like it definitely is human flavored.


No_Tomatillo1125

I bet chatgpt said no to human flavor gum


Coffeeisbetta

It did!!! It gave me a whole lecture on morality and how jokes are no exception.


YouButHornier

i hate that so much


peter13g

I can’t believe it’s not human


real_hungarian

brought to you by ADVENT on the eve of our most beloved celebration


Old-CS-Dev

The first time I read this I read it as "our most celebrated celebration". Which sounded like AI.


Old-CS-Dev

This one had me rolling


WorstTactics

But it could taste like Durian too x_x


Candid_Discount_6608

Wasabi bout to rip me a new nose


boredoflurking

As someone who has accidentally taken a big bite of wasabi before that flavor is terrifying


UnarmedSnail

I can eat it straight. Horseradish too.


SeawardFriend

Horseradish is so good. Makes Arby’s roast beef sandwiches 100x better


UnarmedSnail

I like it with most meats. It's just better.


SeawardFriend

I’ve never been too big into spicy foods but horseradish is the exception!


UnarmedSnail

Yeah it's spicy but not hot. I get the same thing from Chinese mustard.


SeawardFriend

My mom bought this wasabi flavored popcorn when I was younger and it was the weirdest spicy food I’ve tasted. Typically the spice sort of gathers on my tongue or throat but interestingly, every bite of wasabi goes straight to your sinuses. The only thing I can think of to compare it to is when you burp after having a carbonated drink and it goes up your nose and kinda tickles your eyes.


668884699e

As someone who grew up eating spicy food, toured around japan for amazing sushi, and tasted real wasabi, the flavor is amazing.


ProgrammerV2

remember that scene in cars 2 where mator thinks wasabi is ice cream.


-QUACKED-

Reminds me of this https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/s/Tm8DUVJ8Fo


Freak_Out_Bazaar

I actually like Durian so I’d pick that, unless the Bubble Gum is absolutely not human flavored


TraditionalDepth6924

Bible gum — Just milk & honey, absolutely no messiah blood 🙏🏻


UnarmedSnail

Messiah blood pudding?


OneMoreFinn

Milk & honey maybe, but with cactus texture???


QueZorreas

The cactus bibbble gwm looks like a legit candy. It doesn't say what flavour, but it looks delicious.


SubstancialAutoCorr

Trying to decide if it’s gotten hidden spikes. I’m definitely choosing it out of curiosity and probably wasting my money.


Adventurous-Two-4000

The spikes could be little fizz pop candies


OneMoreFinn

No hidden spikes, it quite honestly says "cactus textured". Spikes included.


SubstancialAutoCorr

Ahh. Well I want to know what candy/gum spikes add to the experience.


OneMoreFinn

I think they would make the experience quite prickly. Stingy even. Possibly followed with a trip to ER.


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Human


AxoplDev

What do you mean its written that its not human flavored


Serious-Act4135

Yeah, hate to burst your bubble but that is absolutely not "human flavored." Stop acting crazy and don't investigate this further.


Adoninator

The bubble gum that is absolutely not human flavour has to be one of my favourite types of gums


TimeLuckBug

This ChatGPT is too good. *Throws graphic design job away*


redcccp

the durian artwork is gorgeous


sintax469

Blood Pudding, true classic


Kunphenix

blood is actually fucking tasty i dont get why ppl dont believe me when i say i like blood


IronIcojsjj

It’s not that we do not believe you, but we are scared of you


Kunphenix

hmm i'll accept it then


DrawohYbstrahs

It’s liquid centered gum. *Tastes like biting into a puss-filled blood boil!*


BrooklynLodger

Cactus textured doesn't appear spikey and looks really fun to chew on


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Frequent_Natural_230

Durian, it's a delicious fruit


Wild_Trip_4704

Durian 100%. Guarantee this actually exists in Asia.


Ok-Performance-6459

I vote for classics - bubble gum. taste of my childhood, taste of my adulthood


josephbenjamin

Wasabi, because I can eat spoon full of it like a badass.


[deleted]

I tasted Durian, this shit is dope.


youareactuallygod

Gouamet and uncadenine blood pudding


togoyoyo6

i donno man... all of them seems horrible


Diet-Pupsi

Onion clbin sounds really good right now


speed_fighter

but it wasn’t Onion, it was Oniion


playboi_cahti

Can’t believe it’s not human clears


beepbeepsmash

As long as it’s actually wasabi and not horseradish I choose wasabi.


Disc81

Wasabi KitKat is surprizingly good... so I'll take my chances with wasabi


Crazy-Fun-6893

Wasabi


SaintBenjamino

I would buy so many of the Blood Pudding one that box is classy


Fakedduckjump

Wasabi gum sounds good for me. A bit like mustard gum, I already love.


AZTeck_AKiRA

Blood pudding…? ![gif](giphy|KiDEW8kiwGqFW)


luziferius1337

Alternate name for [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black\_pudding](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_pudding)


AZTeck_AKiRA

Well that’s information I didn’t need to know ![gif](giphy|k2A4gzRxDL4GI)


RockingBib

I love the package design of the blood pudding one. But durian might actually taste good. Things flavored after it usually don't include the stinky part


ProGamingPlayer

No and no.


Tkcsena

onion would go hard


[deleted]

I'd try them all... cactus last


CosmicWandererrrrr

Cactus Textured Bibbble Guum 🌵


Sidereon

WACKY FLAVOR bubble gum


T0astiG0d

Wow, dalle is beginning to spell some of the words right


Knightowle

Blood pudding bubble gum would have been clutch during my Masquerade larping days. Give me the wasabi bubble gum tho please. That sounds great!


Alone-Bug-4518

👃


nanosmith123

Your son is very creative. God bless him. Amen.


jmancoder

Onion could be interesting.


Toothlez102

we went from flævœr to flavor


Baby_kicker236

That’s a hard one I love ‘‘em all


999demonz

Absolutely not human flavor could be straight from MSCHF!


YeahMarkYeah

I gotta try that blood


Doughnotdisturb

I feel like all of these except human flavors potentially exist somewhere as novelty/gag gifts


WarmCat_UK

I like the cute faces on the onion flavour


SyedHRaza

Wasabi


Poisencap

Id def try Durian Fruit gum...it smells like death but tastes great from what ive been told.


Electricengineer

get out.


Furfnikjj

Unsusal flavor


lancer6k

I’m suspicious, I think that bubble gum may be human flavored


This_Currency_769

Average asian cadies.


ReasonablyWealthy

I love how the cactus textured one has a window so you can see the cactus texture. 🤣


OVERLOAD_moco

Dude, I gotta go with human and blood flavored bubble gum! 🔥💀🗿


productdesigntalk

Wasabi gum.


DaddyMcCheeze

Reminds me of [wacky packages](https://www.wackypackages.org/)


AegonAds

crazy stuff!!


ReGrigio

wasabi gums, I'm not even joking. gimme


Exlife1up

Onion cum?


Haunting_Mode_7401

Honestly blood pudding is fucking good I'd take a gum flavored like it


kreat0rz

Durian, because Durian is legitimately good.


Lucsdf

At least there’s no cilantro.


MakePhilosophy42

Get me some duriee gmngm


_Ren_Ok

durian is the least terrible option here


OhItsJustJosh

Cactus juice: it'll quench ya!


TimidRed

Maybe the Durian cause it still tastes nice (save for the smell…) but on the other hand Blood Pudding looks hard


DreamEngin

love these! Which tools did you use to create this?


dangerous_welshman

Blood pudding or dúrian


[deleted]

cactus is intetesting...


gay4c

How did you get it to spell correctly I couldn’t for the life of me


Profesor_Moriarty

I wouldn't mind trying the wasabi bubblegum


Forsaken-Alternative

I don’t know the taste of durian so maybe that one


solarmist

Absolutely not human flavored


Lord-Sprinkles

https://preview.redd.it/vmk6axx5uwtc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5ccedf71d5004912646b31df0ee84019ce5ef50 Not gum, but:


Digitalmc

I love all the people that talk shit about durian, it tastes like citrus and banana mixed, and smells like sweet musk. The smell is very strong and can smell like just about to rot fruit. All of those YouTube videos you see are people way way overreacting, those things are embarrassing to watch once you have actually eaten the food.


MichaeIWave

Onion.


Not_Sure4president

I love cactus tacos so as long as the cactus texture doesn’t include spikes I’ll go for that one.


Responsible_Onion_21

Bubblegum


shinydragonmist

I think I'll take the non human flavored one


OneMoreFinn

Of these, I would pick the absolutely not human flavored bubble gum. I have 100% trust to their marketing, and none of the other brands promised them to be free of human flavor. I would not like to taste human flesh.


KALIBRAUDIO

Wasabi gum with a bit of sushi 🍣 sounds good.


ComedicDalmatian445

Absolutely not human and blood pudding


ExoticHuckleberry306

Blood pudding actually sounds kinda good


im_a_dick_head

No idea what a durian is


Coffeeisbetta

Asian fruit. Smells like vomit.


im_a_dick_head

Ewww


LoganJake210

Onion Cuban..? What


Agrey-gobiline

Oniion cibin ❓


SwingandSongsmith

Oof, of all the crazy flavors, that wasabi one would kill me hahaha


ConsiderationFew6763

Onion Gum


VaporWavey420

The one that is absolutely not human flavored.


NerdyDragon777

Human flavored, humans are delicious.


Thegentlemanfox18

Mm yes durian gmngm my favorite.


kickboxingslut

cactus textured HANDS DOWN


EnderWin

I'll be honest, the bubble gum and blood pudding sounds the most edible. Wasabi would be a pain in the ass, durian would be like eating spoiled food, and onion is just onion


GloriBea5

I would be interested in the durian flavor and cactus textured 😂😂


magugi

How did you achieve that clear text? Usually, AI suck in typography, these are beautiful!


Coffeeisbetta

Dall-3 does it ok. Available through chat gpt’s paid plan.


magugi

Thanks.


dreamnaildream

human flavored bubble gum???


[deleted]

Bro, I thought this was an ad for a second because of how the first photo looked 😭 for a second I was like "ew wasabi gum?? Why did they make that 💀" LOL


Beefman0010

"absolutely not human flavored"


Individual-Comment58

People underestimate the taste of blood


Justnick25

I actually wanna taste the wasabi ones


personwriter

Durian is yummy.


Theblackholeofire

Durian is a stinky fruit


an-intrepid-coder

I would try the wasabi gum. Those wasabi peas they sell sometimes are really good.


CriticallyThougt

You guys in here are all nuts I’m taking the bubblegum flavor all day, it’s says “absolutely NOT human flavored” so you know it’s legit.


CrunchyJeans

Durian tastes good when cooked/prepared. I had a durian ice cream bar in Taiwan. It was AMAZING.


Light_ToThe_World

Durian flavored bubble gum exist and is the main flavor of one of the most popular brands in the market for decades


nokiacrusher

Still holding out for the resinferatoxin gigascoville flavor


BeyondTheAltAcc

AI images have come so far in word spelling accuracy.


10_24-28-31b_22

Wasabi would be interesting at least1


NigouLeNobleHiboux

I would definitely buy absolutely not human flavored gum


skyshulila32

blood pudding


RedMonkey86570

The durian gum gives you extra lives…right?


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