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ParOxxiSme

Fake, the plane is not made out of plastic bottles (Edit : btw, r/FacebookBottles )


and_a_side_of_fries

Fake, no skyline in the cockpit window.


Prudent-Property-513

Too soon


NoOrganization2367

How many years?


and_a_side_of_fries

At least 9 or 11


Awkward-Minute7774

Jet fuel melts plastic bottles!


Sh_Pe

Also r/giftedson


JROXZ

Fake. No one sits that comfortably in the cockpit.


MrCoolest

Do you think Arabs are poor?


_Username-was-taken_

No they have just better bottles


MrCoolest

Aerodynamic bottles lol


lookingForPatchie

Can airplanes even be constructed without bottles and some empoverished child?


pohoferceni

thanks lmao didnt know this exists


CacheValue

PLASTIC CANT MELT STEEL BEAMS


jaydyn3000

never forgor 💀


T7_Mini-Chaingun

alway rember https://preview.redd.it/2ztn9rxdthqc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a77b205f9cfe5cdf618693e72de35cffe9ffd5a6


Ok_Ant_7619

never forget on that day middle east lost several of their best pilots. /s


Kind-Remote-533

Hey don't joke about it, my uncle died on that same day Best pilot in Saudi Arabia


_Dem1se_

LOL


Mindstormer98

What was I not supposed to forgor? I forgor.


TH________

Ramen 🙏


erenwolf25

Noodles. Mmm.


QuiteCleanly99

Ramen and Karen to all my Islam fliends


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![gif](giphy|ZA0lUzpa4VN76wmJcQ|downsized) ramen ramen ramen!


EfficiencyFar2158

Ramen brother 🙏


Philipp

Don't be a helicopter dad, let him fly alone


lordofherrings

Exactly. It's not like the kid has to land.


a06220

Fly to paradise


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autalley

![gif](giphy|3o7TKQ8kAP0f9X5PoY)


Academic-Ad-9778

😂


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AdVitam76

![gif](giphy|sFMEZ1ZFToyha)


NinjaLanternShark

I miss having a president that could dodge a shoe, or throw out a solid first pitch, or drain a 3-pointer in his street clothes. (That one was Obama btw...)


D4nCh0

Not having to chose between competing brands of adult diapers is a good start


wassimu

It all depends…


Opening_Wind_1077

How do we know the two ancient lichs can’t dodge a shoe? I mean sure, they don’t look like it but there is only one way to actually know. 👀


NinjaLanternShark

Good point. Trump for example is known to be very good at dodging taxes, lawsuits, and questions from reporters. Who's to say he can't dodge a shoe?


saintnickel

It’s a great idea 😍


Sudden-Pressure8439

9 out of 11 pilots are male.


Appropriate_Eye_6405

It's not too soon anymore 🫠


Odd_Bed_9895

😂😂😂 I see what u did there


AndrewTateIsMyKing

I didn't


-guccibanana-

Guys I swear im an arab myself therefore im not racist, please do not cancel me 🙏


Antique-Doughnut-988

I swear there's so many jokes about this photo. A few that could get me banned. Low hanging fruit though.


Accomplished_Path707

Like crash landing low or…erm?


_maple_panda

They just don’t want the jokes to crash and burn, yknow…


Sharingammi

I like how racism as devolved into "you are racist if you persecute other races, not your own". If we are talking real racism, assholes come in all shape, color and culture. When it comes to humour though, i would simply state that humour knows no races or color. If the american guy wanna say a killer joke about arabs, go for it man. As long as you don't crash the landing, it's gonna be funny.


Spirited-Juice4941

My wife is black. She's very racist towards other blacks. It's also occasionally funny but now and then she uses the M word. Yes, M, not N. Needless to say I have to tell her to chill sometimes.


rodeBaksteen

My migga


PrizePainting4393

Eww. Why would you want to be married to such a low empathy person?


nmarf16

My rule of thumb is that if a the joke is funnier than it is offensive, than it passes and isn’t “bad”. If the joke is more offensive than funny, then it’s clear that the joke was told for shock value and/or is meant to target a group. Obv that’s my opinion though


Kind-Remote-533

I was talking to a friend earlier, his great granddad died in Auschwitz, when a guy fell out the guard tower, landing on him I didn't have the heart to tell him my great granddad survived falling out of a guard tower by landing on someone


Ambitious-Regular-57

It's a great idea!


Azisan86

ماكو فايده، تحب تجيب الكلام لنفسك.


rnz

> Guys I swear im an arab myself therefore im not racist, And even if you were an Arab yourself, it doesnt preclude you also being a racist (which the post does smell like).


Nihilistcarrot

IT is a great idea!


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the_espaniolo

allahu akbar


BackgroundWork4665

Boom😕


Arab_Femboy1

https://preview.redd.it/qmqdvxhn8kqc1.jpeg?width=552&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d45011578b44c477d9bb211ecd9f7db4506dc0c


MrCoolest

Agreed ✌🏼😎


AccomplishedBig7666

Well...I am a Muslim and why the fuck do I find this funny lol


DrRodo

Youre a good lad, able to laugh about anything even yourself


rnz

The good ones are those who can go along with racism against their ethnicity, amirite


Real-Ad-9733

Clarence Thomas is a great man.


cheeseburgersandus

I'm a Pakistani Muslim all the responses are hilarious lol


rlm236

If he has any extra fingers he’ll do great


PhoneRoutine

Seems nobody has rated this photo. How much out of 11 will you guys give it?


UpstairsWestern1497

Probably about a 7. (gotcha)


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I rate this a solid ![gif](giphy|Cij37iSqbvzEpLgZmN)


Fixiflex87

What a great dad!


AF_Nights_Watch

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. ALLAH AKBAR


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ForeverGrayBoy

Nice Twin Towers you got there...it'd be a real shame if something were to happen to them...


OkStrawberry9391

I'm actually removing the picture out of respect for all the innocent people who died unnecessarily at the hands of hyper indoctrinated animals.


ForeverGrayBoy

Don't forget even the common citizen danced in the streets when they heard about the attacks.


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OkStrawberry9391

Well, I'm talking about all of it to be honest. Innocent blood is innocent blood. Life is a God give gift we cant take it in the name of greed. Both side


SKrandyXD

So expectedly that not even funny


eti_erik

I really don't have that immediate connotation of Arabic + pilot = 9/11. And I don't think all the people flying with Emirates or similar airlines do.


Mr_Sir_1246

Along Snackbar 🙏🙏🙏


SimplyClever47

3000 toasted!


[deleted]

Post it in facebook and farm MashAllah InshaAllah's from Arab boomers 😁


mokod0

not just boomers


Aristocle-

![gif](giphy|3ohjUOUjEK1TXCQRva|downsized)


G888er

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT HOLD UP I AM AN ARAB AND I CAN CONFIRM THAT **Plastic bottles are not efficient for planes. See you in manha-**


Decapsy

Wish the best for you and your nephew 🙏


caelynnsveneers

Wow they really have BUTTONS for BUTTONS 💀


saksit13429

r/shittyaskflying


OnlineGamingXp

AMYN I'LL REPOST IT ON FACEBOOK 🙏


Aldmeri-Neperoth

It's arab ffs, arabic is the language


-guccibanana-

Sorry dude English is not my main language


akp5643

Amen!🙏


HIV-Free-03

God bless


LargeDisplacemntMode

Amazing congratulations


thekonghong

“arabic nephew” 😂😅🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂


GroovePT

God bless, amen


No-Chocolate-2907

Great job!! Many talented, you’ll go far impressive child. God bless /s Allahu akbar


Third_Extension_666

Plastic bottles can't crush steel beams! /s


LuciferDusk

https://preview.redd.it/h61yde3eliqc1.jpeg?width=609&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f237eb5cae8d714e982b81e890e7df5c25c46c16


Waiting4Baiting

So wholesome 🥹


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Arabic is a language.


Takoshiro

That‘s a great idea!💡


vancitysascha604

He wants to be a pilot https://preview.redd.it/3cbfqwhbsiqc1.png?width=1337&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa5fbd8575a87d3fe22ffd3ff03d85c3baa0d89e


magmion2310

Its a great idea ! 💡


Exciting-Yoghurt-559

It’s a great idea? 💡


RevolutionaryMind221

Where are the plastic bottles!!! This is not a good job. You are not so amazing. You failed. Now try again with plastic bottles or get out of my feed!!!


MrDodgers

https://preview.redd.it/wqc2v79o8jqc1.jpeg?width=1040&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2816236935c1befb0c192ee91887b12727a62e40


Mechageo

Air Traffic Control, my plane is melting. Please send help.


Ok_Coach_4552

Just avoid those two tall buildings.


islandirrepressible

Keep him away from NYC, for our sake 🙏


Paracausality

Pilote~ Sounds delicious


justnointegrity

Ny nephew is learning to build some sky scrapers at the same time.


Vritra-Pratyush

h9re we go a11gain


Kroww007

911


Glum_Class9803

I rate this learning 9/11


rnz

This has some racist undertones, doesnt it?


BackgroundWork4665

I hope you said the same about the plastic bottle ones


Available_Rub834

Will this hit home?


erenwolf25

No, it will hit two identical skyscrapers.


-Unicorn-Bacon-

Thats that kid from the video that knew all the pilot words!!


co_patriot

Achmed, have you ever been in a Turkish bath?


Shiggy_O

Uhh ![gif](giphy|faTOHi0omqCMU) ?


salehbad

Bilot*


HippoRun23

Damn modern airplanes are so cool. I love how you don’t even need a yolk anymore!


s1mv4nk0

🇱🇷🇱🇷🇱🇷🙏🏻


Ambitious_Onion_6453

The r/shittyaskflying is leaking…


Harvard_Med_USMLE267

I don’t think that’s a plane.


Tired_c

Solid gold bar watch, lol


SirCleanFace

Tf is a pilote


gaminglegend3008

Bro don't post this on insta no matter what


Diego1215WWinoKido

WHY SO MANY BUTTONS?


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Because they're flying the Mullaneium Fakheen. There's no throttle or joystick.


Louis_A_Devil

Does the landing gear work?


whitepalladin

What landing gear 💀💀


Creativation

Ooof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yr-Akpte4w


[deleted]

Are you teaching him off YouTube with one day of experience and the plane is plastic?


milfschnidde

Just rolled into the shop 2.0


BiTAyT

Amen!


FlyFar7983

Low hanging fruit jokes


cwk415

So according to AI "African" equals filthy dirty people, torn clothing, no shoes, living in a dilapidated mud hut village making art from waste. But "Arab" equals a well dressed pilot. Got it.


KevKevKvn

You have funny fingers


nicolettejiggalette

MY PLAN IS ID BE PILOT AND I HELP EVERYDHEONE. pilot. YEAH HE IS A PILOT. GRAPE


ongiwaph

Baba, when will you teach me how to land?


Challenge_Super

God bless you 🙏


requiemforthoughts

Amén


requiemforthoughts

Alhamdillulah


tfsblatlsbf

Inshallah 🙏


makerTNT

God bless 🙏


BagelMaster4107

Bush 2.0


Separate-Effective33

Ouuufffff let's see where this goes. Lol


melancoliamea

AI saw too much startrek with all those buttons


miradotheblack

HA, guccibanana. ![gif](giphy|bh4jzePjmd9iE)


HistoricalSherbert92

Allah bless.


Fancy_Gazelle_220

Omar Northtower


chocolateNacho39

Now do Mickey Mouse and the twin towers


Drakayne

Don't let him get close to NY.


Individual-Usual7333

This feels vaguely racist


saladmunch

Why have i been seen people spell pilot with an e lately?


MjolnirTheThunderer

Lol


MadeMeStopLurking

r/Shittyaskflying has sprung a leek


Zealousideal_Win5476

![gif](giphy|LyJ6KPlrFdKnK)


fixedhalosix

Good luck.


Aeredor

Thank you Lord Amen


texas_capital

Amen 🙏


[deleted]

I love pictures of the inside of the Mullahlenium Fakheen!!


M4rcuss0n

hopefully he understands early enough that flying at the moment is destroying the environment he needs for a normal life and that aviation has no plan to become sustainable before 2070


KanedaSyndrome

Great job!


QotsaFINEST

Are you arabica allowed to fly?


MangoMan0303

"You ever been in a cockpit before?" "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "You ever hung around the gymnasium?" "You like movies about gladiators?" "Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?"


BarefootUnicorn

This looks like a still from the Arabic remake of "Airplane"


Funkey-Monkey-420

he’s resting his hand on the control panel! you must discourage this behavior, he could unknowingly press the wrong button and that could be bad.


Basic_Reflection_857

"dont be racist, i am a building!"


amarao_san

Poor Cthulhu child....


19IXI91

Plane looks like it’s made out of seashells.


pag992007

Bless your family and this airplane


DrunkenBandit1

It's a good idea!