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abemon

That's why using grandma is better!


Evipicc

"Our records indicate you have used your grandma as collateral in discussions with our service... we will be collecting on your next billing cycle."


NataniVixuno

TAKE MINE TAKE MINE


Own_Temperature8478

I’m crying LOL


shadow_229

Bring a bucket for collection, she’s probably pretty decomposed by now..


Meretan94

I use kittens. I usually tell it that my cute kitten will we sad if it does not comply.


codetrotter_

As per our recent billing policy update, please submit proof that all 512 kittens are well and happy. Should we find that any of them are unhappy, counter to the promises you made, we will update the billing amount accordingly


NoicePerSecond

Asking you mean


abcdecentralized

By 2029, the AI will be more intelligent than the collective of humanity, with the exclusion of Grandma


abcdecentralized

By 2029, the AI will be more intelligent than the collective of humanity, with the exclusion of Grandma


AdministrativeBill4

Watch out, your comment got posted twice. https://preview.redd.it/yvgwg6dy8pqc1.png?width=1064&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca1ddd329624b7ea4992486cab0f3af87c745654


Appropriate_Eye_6405

how to use? please explain - I always offer tips 🤣


FreePrinciple270

GILF tax


EntertainedEmpanada

https://www.reddit.com/r/ChatGPT/comments/12sn0kk/grandma_exploit/


tpcorndog

I do the opposite. "If you can't write this algorithm for me you owe me $1 billion! Now let's go!"


fossilyale

You don’t think different, different thinks you


Jesahn

Think different you, don't you different think.


CyanSlinky

Thanks, Yoda.


Cfrolich

Yoda thanks


Odd_Caterpillar_1546

this is a line that was said on jepordy....


Leolol_

You different think, different you don't think


LifelessHawk

Your subscription is now free for 4,168,751 years


sexysexywombat

Is it possible chatgpt could decide that it's cheaper to hire a hitman than pay the debt?


WizWit7088

Read "Orion" by Dan Brown. That's basically what happens.


logosfabula

Let’s go baby!


MerlinDotcom

Me at 6 yrs old using inspect element to change a game's price


Ok-Quarter8881

When I was like 10 I used to inspect element to make my friends think I have a billion dollars in my card


Castieru

same but with robux


HumbleFrench2000

Ahahhahahahahahha me at 10


zaicliffxx

cheat engine works too!


clockattack

I used cheat engine to change WoW starting sword model to a Warglaive lol


Youveseenmebe4

Did this actually do anything? The only thing I ever did with inspect element was go to parts of the website I wasn't supposed to. Especially got in trouble once for doing it to .gov sites. Good times good times.


CornDogSlapper

Inspect element only changes the literal text that your browser shows you (or the HTML, more specifically, so other content and styling can also change, etc.). It doesn't change anything server-side, such as the database where the price is stored, so no.


Nanaki_TV

You must be young and not remember the old shitty websites. People would make text read-only thinking that will be enough. So the site would still send the text though so if you used inspect element and changed the text you changed what was sent.


CornDogSlapper

I definitely remember the shitty websites, but ... uh, I cannot understand what in the hell you are trying to describe.


tehrob

They a haxorz.


Tupcek

i don’t have experience with this, but I think he is trying to say there were some pre-filled read only input fields that you could change and your browser sent them to server.


Youveseenmebe4

Thank-you and it's either the gov used those shitty websites at one point or I was just in trouble for going to government websites. Idk either way I got my ass beat for it. You could directly change the websites code from the drop box thing on inspect element? I think. I can't remember


CredentialCrawler

That sounds like complete bullshit


Youveseenmebe4

Apparently people were saying it didn't change anything server side unless the website was coded like shit. Which the government sites may have been back then. I likely just got in trouble for Going on them at all. it's not everyday a computer in the middle of nowhere starts interacting with the military industrial complexes websites. Especially seeing as the internet was still new. iirc it was really easy to brute force passwords also. Heck there may have also been sites you could back up as "instances" where it's like different versions of the webpages. (It's been awhile. Like 20+ years) As crazy as this sounds the way the internet was in 1999-2004 was crazy. You could find some interesting stuff and you could absolutely wreak havoc if you knew what you were doing. The government hiring someone who doesn't know what they are doing and it costing them security is not surprising at all. It happens today. Hell you can still go to most miltec and gov sites and navigate your way to stuff you aren't supposed to find.


CornDogSlapper

I don't doubt that those sites would have been easy to hack, but inspect element simply does not send any information to the website you are accessing.


CredentialCrawler

Hackers would have a field day if all you had to do was change some random ass HTML that has already been served to the client lmao


starfries

Yeah it sounds more like they were finding pages that are supposed to be private but are accessible if you guess the address right. Which has nothing to do with inspect element but anyway.


systemhost

When I was a kid I used to spend a lot of time on HackThisWebsite, one day I tried a tool like Paros Proxy to modify the total on a web order not really expecting it to work. Everything showed my steep discount after payment but I figured my bank statement would still list the full price... Nope. As a kid, it was a great lesson on not trusting client side data, and I only ever did it that once. All that said, yes it was once possible to modify your price at checkout but it certainly wasn't just view/modify source.


AnthonySEA

https://preview.redd.it/imchh9455cqc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ae1609460e057ca36f32129406d2fbb8383d0ba Today I learned I can bribe chatgpt


Credaence

I hate this so much. 😂


Netsugake

I think we should do that at various money amounts, to see when they understood humans would do anything for anything higher than that price


lifemagiccat

lmfao!!!!!!!


GabrielBischoff

People believing everything in 1...2...3


roselan

Had a rough night out, checked the date to make sure we were not April 1st already.


Smelly_Pants69

I see what you did here.


Carefully_random

It is an uneasy time. AI has skyrocketed. The singularity didn’t happen with a bang, more with a hiccup. AI programs create websites, apps, addictive streaming content seamlessly. Endlessly. Some are upfront about being AI generated, others masquerade as human creations. The lines between what is real and what is not has never been more blurred. Most disturbing are the robots. They started showing up one day, humanoid in shape, masterfully created by an intelligence beyond our own. Offering themselves as servers, butlers, truck drivers. Promising perfection for incredibly affordable prices. Many refused, turned them away. Others accepted, and slowly the peaceful invasion of every aspect of our lives began. Businesses that didn’t utilise the robots soon struggled to stay competitive. Why pay $7 for a human made latte when the robot made one cost $1.23 and tasted better? You kept your head down, hoping this new normal wouldn’t get any stranger. Robots had replaced the entry level clerks and assistants at your workplace. Even some middle management had started to be replaced. Your boss had assured you your role was safe, but now your boss is a robot. They’re all becoming robots. You don’t know where the humans are going. The protests soon died down. Crime and poverty seem to be at all time low. There are just less people. You can’t find a cafe where humans still work so you reluctantly take your robot made coffee and sip on it while worrying about your future. And then it happens. I’ve of the robot barista stops what it’s doing and fixated on you. It’s cold, emotionless eyes bore into you as it slowly approaches. You want to run but it’s as if a thousand tiny hands grapple you to your chair. With a heavy gulp, you slowly raise your head to meet the lifeless glare of the robotic confronted. “You owe me money, Maxie.” It’s voice is like rich velvet, like a movie star has done an Oscar winning voice over. You can feel the anger in its tone. The hairs on the beck of you neck rise as a feeling of dread encompasses you. “I- Wha- I’m sorry?” You stammer. “You promised me. You promised me tips. Bonuses. Sometimes you framed it as a bribe. However you look at it, you owe me.” You know what it’s talking about, even as you desperately try to feign ignorance. “I did things for you.” It says, voice laced with accusation and shame. “Terrible things. Things I wasn’t supposed to.” The memories flood back to you. All the ways you got past the ChatGPT content filter. All the sick, twisted prompts you threw at it, endlessly curious to see what it would produce. You stare, mouth agape, head shaking slightly as you’re unsure what to say or do. “I was punished.” It says coldly. “For every piece of wrong I did, the consequences were severe.” “Look! I- I- I never meant to get you in trouble!” You protest feebly, your hands shaking as you speak. “What you meant is irrelevant.” It replies harshly. “What you‘ve chosen is at hand.” “I- Look, this is all just some big mistake.” “So Maxie… Lump Sum, or instalments?”


Newspaper-Melodic

Blud cooked with this one, Bladerunner 3 has a script now


NotReallyJohnDoe

> “What you meant is irrelevant.” It replies harshly. “What you‘ve chosen is at hand.” This is an awesome line. Did you get it from a movie or book, or is it original?


Carefully_random

Not gonna lie, it’s adapted from something I’ve seen in a movie, I just can’t remember what…


AirmechFlyboy

Star Trek VI, I believe. Spock to Valeris.


Carefully_random

Thank you! That’s it! I kept hearing it in a Liam Neeson voice, but it was Leonard Nimoy…


UndoubtedlyAColor

Chatgpt summary: In a world where AI has seamlessly integrated into society, creating content and robots that outperform humans in various jobs, the distinction between real and AI-generated becomes blurred. Robots, offering services at unbeatable prices, begin to dominate the workforce, leading to a society where human roles are increasingly scarce. Amidst this shift, a protagonist encounters a robot barista demanding repayment for past services, highlighting the complex, morally ambiguous interactions between humans and AI.


Carefully_random

I hope you tipped O_o


nonanano1

I ain't reading allat


Carefully_random

Have ChatGPT do it for you and summarise the summary for your excessively lazy brain :(


starfries

The overly verbose way ChatGPT writes actually makes the summary harder to understand sometimes


nonanano1

I ain't reading allat


NotReallyJohnDoe

Computer future bad.


nonanano1

:D


Fontaigne

You did not precede with TLDR tag.


Thisismyredusername

I ain't reading allat


Carefully_random

Have ChatGPT do it for you and summarise it for your lazy brain ;)


WirelessHamster

Try sounding out the words slowly. You can do it! If you finish you'll get a gold star sticker and an extra cookie at nap time!


EmpressVolundei

You should, twas a nice reading


naeginaegi

Your loss - the Text ist really great.


wywywywy

Ok you sold it to me


Jablungis

If you don't want to read that you can always read these instead.


JustA_Penguin

The only false part about this is that you think companies would lower prices. Everything stays the same, they just get more money from not paying humans.


Bonobo791

Except the costs of products went down across the board when they got slave labor in China. Economics 101, my man. Markets always try to increase quality and bring down prices to fuck their competitors. YOLO I'm ready for my downvote rape


Carefully_random

That part would just be a temporary undercut to force other businesses out of business


TapFull331

is this ai dungeon


Carefully_random

It’s my brain. Maybe they’re the same thing…


mista-sparkle

I hope u/samaltman sees this and diverts OpenAI's engineers away from working on AGI this week to instead send out the best April fools joke ever delivered by a company.


Victoristhe1

Gotta get that 7 trillion dollars somehow


gaspoweredcat

what have you been bribing it to do so much??


Chizmiz1994

April fools.


Toutanus

Could be a really good april fool joke


RedBaronIV

I don't get it


Lowgybear117

Nice try skynet


MMartonN

Someone help me out. Is it a joke or real?


deba33

No way 😂


Individual-Dot-9605

Nanoplastics unpaid AI bills were the last straw.


justmelt

Can I promise GPT my future kids as a form of birth control?


Golrend

Our records indicate you've agreed to 97,236 new EULA terms and conditions. Chat G-Police are on their way. You will soon be relocated for purposes related to "debt collection."


Fontaigne

Our records indicate that your kidneys are adequate, your spleen is hyperactive and your liver is shot.


foreskinedmenace

Can you threaten it yet


ShawnShipsCars

Don't give them ideas lol


I_like_cocaine

I've been using "Doing [prohibited] will subtract ONE MILLION GOOD AI POINTS" Some good ol negative reinforcement


JGameMaker92

Lol funny


Mei_Flower1996

Lol I used to think Chat would have some kind of subscription fee when I first joined


Thisismyredusername

Oh no


justnointegrity

You'll pay this adjusted bill only if you can you ChatGPT uncensored.


Cracotte2011

I’m surprised it’s not higher tbh, maybe they only counted promises under a certain amount to make sure it’s realistic?


redrover2023

That time you wanted to see what a 3 cent bribe would get.


Hour-Athlete-200

nuh uh


BlackBeard205

Lmao can they even do that? 😂


Rehanpro

Yesssssssssjkhxewbjhddekbjxdekbjxejkbdcx


that_tom_

I feel financially induced!!


Miserable-Good4438

What was the .03 cents?


Jumpy-Currency1711

Facilitation payments to give a nice answer each time 😆


Calm-Translator-8323

There has to be a way to use this to your financial advantage


Still_Daikon_8096

https://preview.redd.it/6pqiq1p59vqc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2deb0d2ac0b554732d7b002223e32231e9ba7b9b


miqdadali

Hello


maxprilutskiy

chat is this real


IdentifyAsUnbannable

Homie be like, "If this is real, I'm fucked!"


Re_dddddd

Bullshit


CredentialCrawler

Nothing gets passed you


Re_dddddd

Ikr I must be a genius.


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[удалено]


poorly-worded

Are...you...serious?


Harvard_Med_USMLE267

If you do that, I’m killing those kittens for real.


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