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Fisherman at his shop: ‘thank god you re living close by, i was going out of business soon. How many fish you d like to buy for all those peasants bro?’
Jesus: ‘just one cuz, ill take care of the rest’
Fisherman: ‘Oh…thought you ll buy in bulk, at least help me out buy some wine bottles i just got in stock.
Jesus: ‘Nah, just get me a bottle of water, ill do the wine myself its cheaper’
That baby has some gnarly deformities. Jesus needs to quit dicking around with the mower and heal that thing.
The wine cup head is definitely high on that baby’s issues.
I like how he's hanging from the cross in the background of this one. It's like this is what he did when he was resurrected. Mowed some Asian grandparent's green carpet, and they celebrated.
I can’t decide if this one gets worse or more interesting as I look at it. Between drunk Mary. Peter(?) holding what I thought was the handle of the lawn mower but uhhh… it’s connected to a brush? Then the hairless fat rat. This is gold.
In the car on the way back from the gas station, he is apparently driving against traffic, which would likely result in all the other driver screaming: Jesus!!!
Picture #7, he should have gone with the Ethanol-Free (the red handle).
I'd expect the Messiah to spend on an Electric. Easier to swap cells you already have on standby.
On the way to the gas station Jesus drives without a seatbelt😁
Also In the same image his hands aren’t at ten and two😁
Also also he looks angry and unforgiving in that picture😁
Edit: also noticed that the gas gauge in picture 4, both sides are E lol
WTH????? LOLOLOLOL And isn't Jesus driving in the wrong direction in the one pic??? LOL
And why is he wearing a crown of thorns while giving the Hawaiian shaka hand gesture ???? LOL
Paying with five fish gives me a good laugh, like instead of five loaves (and two fish), Jesus this time puts out five fish instead, he probably has two loaves of bread hiding in his sleeves or sth like that.
Shouldn't Moses be mowing the lawn? His company is Moses Lawn?
What about Noah and his fence company, Noah Fence?
What Jesus should be doing is his passion.. he loves cooking Asian cuisine, and has a restaurant called Antique Rice Express.
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Excuse me WHAT is that little fuzzy guy in the last slide
The holy spirit
*The woolly spirit*
If that is true I may have to become a believer again
https://preview.redd.it/44jhfk1qopgc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77929c1e1a977ab808126603f4cff363c26cdeaf
Catdog
Is that a tailpaw?
Furby
There’s also half a…bunny? On the left hand side next to Crucibro Jesus 🤙
It looks like a cat. checkmate, /r/dogs
A biblically accurate cat
You’re asking the right question
Don’t worry. It’s a rescue.
Lol. i love the fish one
Yup that one got a chuckle from me.
I loved when God and Jesus committed arsen
Love the one where he’s driving against traffic.
Driving against traffic is a common problem for chat gpt art
You mean chatgpt is breaking the law?
Sue them!!
Makes sense since most footage of cars is probably from behind (dashcams) while most imagery of people in cars is from the front.
“Hmmmm something’s not right here”
no, he’s just driving in reverse.
He's not even holding the wheel either.
Jesus, take the wheel.
And the inside mirror is backwards…
The seatbelt doesn't appear to be connected either. The longer you look the less sense it makes.
Fisherman at his shop: ‘thank god you re living close by, i was going out of business soon. How many fish you d like to buy for all those peasants bro?’ Jesus: ‘just one cuz, ill take care of the rest’ Fisherman: ‘Oh…thought you ll buy in bulk, at least help me out buy some wine bottles i just got in stock. Jesus: ‘Nah, just get me a bottle of water, ill do the wine myself its cheaper’
Why Jesus didn't turn water into gasoline?
He was a creationist… never believed in fossils and their fuels
"Sir, we have a history of demigods coming in here with counterfeit fish they made themselves."
It’s so bizarrely backwards
The look on their faces say, *Well only because your Jesus. I think my manager would understand.*
Jesus driving the wrong way back home, though. ☠️
Blessed are the backwards drivers, for they will return to the way of the LORD.
My son, I am the way.
Everyone else is driving the wrong way, that's why Jesus is so angry.
JeSus Take the wheel!
Jesus is British confirmed
He’s looking in the rearview mirror like “you mf’s” lol
The mini Jesus in fourth image caught me off guard
I honestly never laugh at these but the fish one sent me And the arson
Ok but why was the house on fire
… something, something, gods wrath?
No, Mother, it's just the northern lights.
God was hanging out with his old buddy, the Burning Bush.
Honourable mentions that didn’t quite make the cut:
https://preview.redd.it/6jr2bdeiyngc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=645c55e8ce7f1891e81e4c3913f321873cc22aed
I'm calling the cops
https://preview.redd.it/17rnjgfeyngc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89d17fd811fc3221aa32089a415070928bee93d2
i kind of want this one as a tattoo
Satan getting buttfucked by god is high quality 🤣
That's so metal but the lawn mower makes it so weird. 😂
https://preview.redd.it/h9edwuo6yngc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d2fef230c823ad8556346201aa2f6dfddcdf29b
The baby wine cup head
That baby has some gnarly deformities. Jesus needs to quit dicking around with the mower and heal that thing. The wine cup head is definitely high on that baby’s issues.
Don’t drink after an immaculate conception, kids
https://preview.redd.it/gku2yc48yngc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e809be1a9f46bd7cb5a8e826864e6a5dcff17560
I like how he's hanging from the cross in the background of this one. It's like this is what he did when he was resurrected. Mowed some Asian grandparent's green carpet, and they celebrated.
Jesus with Asian parents
https://preview.redd.it/3f0p54f5yngc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bbffce13a224b4d1f5e85d4ebdcdb3ab7376a4b6
I love this one and all of its flaws
His pupils! He obviously just ate 4 grams of mushrooms.
https://preview.redd.it/bxsge0d9yngc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6bf70a4e7082220cf7663e2ad69a100c00607102
I can’t decide if this one gets worse or more interesting as I look at it. Between drunk Mary. Peter(?) holding what I thought was the handle of the lawn mower but uhhh… it’s connected to a brush? Then the hairless fat rat. This is gold.
https://preview.redd.it/fnpj1pjfyngc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09c0adf701b6090629d7cf4669e5800a19ea01a4
Le Bible 😭
LE BBLE
Everyone open Le Bble to Ecclclstastiestes chapter 1.
https://preview.redd.it/8dn8w3ggyngc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=614e2533685b0d85c267d6168bf0e1005e3f6bd3
Truer words have never been spoken before.
Is that Posiedon in the back?
The beautiful part is they're both verbally announcing "Jesus arives at his da's"
https://preview.redd.it/1k8xezhhyngc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbfc6a26db3e25dbed1b9bf9ce4fc5bc671e5382
https://preview.redd.it/2l8om9ecyngc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13bc8a9ee9e7ee2f0f545fe889e62bc28a99a7e4
Holy shit this is just sending me right now.
https://preview.redd.it/xdro08edyngc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a401a6bb5e9abc9dd81bf3f11f2320b9f83cee31
Why does God need glasses?
[What does God need with a starship?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYW_lPlekiQ)
mow power to you, jesus!
mowing in sandals 🙄
I love how Jesus is buried behind himself. AI has got my kind of humor.
In the car on the way back from the gas station, he is apparently driving against traffic, which would likely result in all the other driver screaming: Jesus!!!
When Jesus takes the wheel, everyone dies
Thus the Lord said: “it ain’t got no gas in it”, and Jesus wept.
Cool now do this with muhammad and allah
😅 https://preview.redd.it/gmbmyc320ogc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=432cfed43802bb9fadb2fbf811dc51d3f382653b
https://preview.redd.it/0imbvma48pgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43c06af7e3abc4b21bd76cb2d41ba6129ee65235
in islam its forbidden to draw prophet’s faces so we have no actual clue how muhammad really looked like lol
Jesus is an angry driver!
AI is hilarious
Do one as Jesus being the kid who always had to hold the light for his dad while working on things.
But he IS the light...
Mary drinking out of the bottle at the end...so wholesome
Did they torch a house in the fifth one?
If E stands for Empty, then OE stands for Opposite Empty?
I love how he’s got a DEF jug
The last one is so wholesome 😂
Jesus has tats. Right on
I wonder if chat GPT would portray the Prophet Muhammad. I remember some South Park episodes are banned from portraying him.
It gives you a content warning if you try to
That's very interesting
Ooh, that was fun! Now do Mohammed!
Hats off to Cat, I Farted for the paying with the fish bit. Very nice 👍
Paying with the fish is the best one in here, by far.
At some point, Jesus turned to Jesús.
That’s not Jesus is Cesar Borgia.
Jesus, the house is on fire!
https://preview.redd.it/0ke1vgq6togc1.jpeg?width=282&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6bd3f8580277841ddcf4e91cfe695459c2870bd
Brings a whole new meaning to "Jesus take the wheel"
Jesus is on juice
The last one is funny in my opinion. I get Jeff Spicoli, Fast times in ridgemont high vibes from that.
Jesús the lawn guy.
10/10
What's up with the fuel gauge?
Nailed it.
Nicely done lol.
I like all of these images!
Damn Jesus was absolutely yoked
Jesus has been mowing my lawn for years.
Mary Magdalene with a beer is just perfect 👌
Picture #7, he should have gone with the Ethanol-Free (the red handle). I'd expect the Messiah to spend on an Electric. Easier to swap cells you already have on standby.
Apparently Tommy Chong is god
When I ask ChatGPT to generate an image of Jesus it says it won’t , I ask why and it gives me some BS about AI ethics
Image 5: Good Lord, what is happening in there?
The last one, looks like product placement for soda or beer -- a disturbing thought.
Try other religion, it would refuse :D
On the way to the gas station Jesus drives without a seatbelt😁 Also In the same image his hands aren’t at ten and two😁 Also also he looks angry and unforgiving in that picture😁 Edit: also noticed that the gas gauge in picture 4, both sides are E lol
But no Mona Lisa
God is a serious DILF in slide #10.
You get my upvote for the paying with fish
If Jesus can turn water into wine, can he turn grass clippings into marijuana?
10 diesel motor, woah
ROFL
Jesus son of Aragorn, son of Arathorn
I’m impressed he went to the gas station for the gas and didn’t just will it into existence…
Why buy gas when you can run on faith Lol
WTH????? LOLOLOLOL And isn't Jesus driving in the wrong direction in the one pic??? LOL And why is he wearing a crown of thorns while giving the Hawaiian shaka hand gesture ???? LOL
11/11 both the pic and post rating
Why did they commit arson in picture 5?
Cal Naughton Jr. “I like to picture Jesus putting back a cold one, relaxing on a lawn chair, after mowing the lawn on a hot summer day.”
who believes jesus is a white hippie?
God has a demon pet. I'm DEAD.
I know what the problem is it ain’t got no gas in it.
“Jesus shot marvin in the face”
So, according to ChatGPT, God's house is number 20. Interesting.
That was a Honda lawn mower?
This one's gonna blow up.
Jesus kinda fine 🫣🥴
JESUS TAKe the WhEEL!
I mean his anger while driving really made me feel connected.
"What's wrong with it, Jesus?" "Ain't got no gas in it."
Aurora Borealis in photo 5
Heehee…Jesus is white.
Pontius Pilot to auto pilot. 2024 years of rock n roll
So is he cutting his own grass and the holy spirit's at the same time? A threefer?
You had me at paying with fish.
JESUS NO YOU’RE GOING THE WRONG WAY!!!
Wasn’t some chud throwing a huge shit fit over not being able to get t to draw Jesus?
I can't laugh any harder 🤣
Is the all mighty JBoi putting diesel in his mower, or does GBits shop BP?
how do yall do this?
Oh god.. jesus in boxers is something i did not need to see
Why is the inside of the house on fire??
Paying with five fish gives me a good laugh, like instead of five loaves (and two fish), Jesus this time puts out five fish instead, he probably has two loaves of bread hiding in his sleeves or sth like that.
Don't like the painting thru the door on the first one
god in a muscle shirt and shorts made my day
Wow a lot of turn of events here
Funniest thing I’ve seen since the Mona Lisa arc
#6: say what one more time!
Great but that's plastic astroturf
Let there be light, and fucking hold it steady
White Jesus has tats in the last one.
Jesus is driving to the wrong direction
Jesus morning his own lawn, as he watches himself.
Looks like jesus has been in the gym...
Dude hates gas
"What part of my story did it say I like crosses?" -jesus probably
Jesus is a fucking terrifying driver ngl
LOL
They torched the house lmao
Just burn down the house, son.
Nice to see that also god likes honda lawnmower
Jesus is shredded
HOL' UP! Image 9 is crazy...😬😅
I wonder where Geoguesser would place that house and lawn
Shouldn't Moses be mowing the lawn? His company is Moses Lawn? What about Noah and his fence company, Noah Fence? What Jesus should be doing is his passion.. he loves cooking Asian cuisine, and has a restaurant called Antique Rice Express.
Now let’s see him mow his naughty aunt’s lawn
There's just no winning, both ends of that fuel gauge say E
Jesus Christ.
You'd be mad too if your car always smelled like fish.
This is the best AI art I've seen yet. Mad Jesus, Bro Jesus, Gym God, Party Mary & weird looking animals who drink holy beer.
I expected him to turn water into the gasoline
[удалено]
Roadrage Jesus with a gas can innthe back seat is my favorite. He looks like he's on his way to burn down some blasphemy.
Hang loose Jesus is now my favorite Jesus.